CEI: Spent all of my girlfriend's small coffers!

Chapter 247 Master Shi died again!
"What are you two doing here?"

Seeing Su Mu and Zhao Liying hiding here and being lazy, well, it's chatting, pressing, chatting, Zheng Kai was a little dumbfounded.

These two are too blatant, right?

Is it so easy to make money now?

Aren't you afraid Liu Shishi will look at the running man?

Zheng Kai turned his head to look at Yang Tianbao, and the two looked at each other.

Zheng Kai: Baby, how about we try it too?

Yang Tianbao: ⊙▽⊙?
Seeing Zheng Kai and Yang Tianbao appear, Su Mu pulled Zhao Liying to stand up quickly from the ground, being lazy.

However, if you want him to surrender directly, it will definitely not work.

Food appearance, can't be so ugly.

This is still the first season, not the friendly exchanges later on.

"Brother Kai, do you want to single out the three of us alone, or me, Sister Baby and Li Ying, to single out you?"

"Did you make a mistake?" Zheng Kai was stunned for a moment, pointed at himself and Yang Tianbao, and said, "Baby is mine!"

Hearing this, Su Mu turned to look at Yang Tianbao, and said with a smile: "Sister baby, brother Kai said you belong to him, you want to answer clearly!"

While speaking, Su Mu pointed to the photographer's lens.

The meaning is self-evident.

Brother Xiaoming: ⊙ and ⊙

Zheng Kai: ⊙▽⊙
This guy is so insidious.

"Baby, don't be fooled by him, he is sowing discord."

"The two of us are in the same team, our own people!"

Yang Tianbao blinked, sat down with his back against the wall, and then crossed his legs and said, "Whoever wins, I will belong to that person."

After finishing speaking, Yang Tianbao looked at Zhao Liying, waved and said, "Liying, come here too, let's watch them fight together!"

Zhao Liying hesitated for a moment and walked over.

Su Mu: "..."

Zheng Kai: "..."

Su Mu and Zheng Kai looked at each other, and fierce sparks collided in their eyes, for the Holy Light, for the tribe...

Well, for women! !

"Xiao Mu, why don't we use rock-paper-scissors!" Zheng Kai understood Su Mu's combat effectiveness after tearing up the famous brand in the previous issues.

Not only young, the body is very flexible.

There is also a height advantage!

Of course, this height advantage is only for him and Baoqiang.

It has no effect on Da Hei Niu and Deng Chao!
Only win rate: 40%
"Brother Kai, compared to this, I only have half the chance of winning."

"What do you mean, am I weak?"

"It's good to know, don't say it."

"..."

Seeing that the two were confronting each other, Yang Tianbao deliberately added fuel to the flames and shouted: "Come on, Zheng Kai, you are the best!!"

"Wow..." Facing the encouragement from the goddess, Zheng Kai howled in a funny way, looking like he was bloody.

This made our director Su look speechless, but he didn't lose, so Su Mu turned to look at our teacher Zhao.

The meaning is self-evident!

Teacher Zhao was stunned for a moment, and quickly reacted.

"come on! Come on!"

The corner of Su Mu's mouth twitched. This momentum is also weak, it has no cheerleading effect at all, so it failed! !
While Zheng Kai was still screaming, Su Mu rushed over directly.

"Fuck!"

Don't talk about martial arts, but engage in sneak attacks.

Zheng Kai subconsciously made a defensive posture.

Su Mu didn't have any reservations, taking advantage of his height and hand length, he was going to give our Comrade Little Cheetah a second.

The opening was so intense that the two beauties who watched the excitement were a little dumbfounded, and they looked at them with their mouths wide open in astonishment.

……

No.12, the second game team high jump.

Red team:

Deng Chao, Su Mu, Zhao Liying, Sun Yang, Chen Chichi
Green Team:

Da Hei Niu, Wang Baoqiang, Yang Tianbao, Zheng Kai, Chen Jianzhou
"Su Mu (Su Mu), Zhao Liying (Zhao Liying)!"

"Liu Shishi (Liu Shishi)!"

Because the game was played outdoors, many fans came to watch and heard many people calling their names and Zhao Liying's names.

Some people even called out the name of their poet master!
Su Mu raised his eyebrows, and thought: Do something! !
"Xiao Mu, your fans are so enthusiastic!!" Deng Chao showed a smirk, feeling that this year's fans are really good.

Su Mu was about to open his mouth to be humble!

At this moment, a little cutie in the crowd suddenly shouted:
Liu Shishi's milk skin

Peerless Beauty Liu Shishi

Fairy descends to earth Liu Shishi

Su Mu: ⊙▽⊙?

Director Su Da, who was still calm at first, directly broke his defense. His own poet master didn't come, so he died again.

Su Mu hurried forward, put his palms together, and said, "Please don't shout, cutie, if this is cut by the program crew..."

Master Shi saw it, so he had to beat him to death.

Regarding this, Master Shi now regrets it all the time.

As soon as I heard someone yelling this slogan, I wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in, and at the same time wondered why I was fooled by someone in the first place.

It's a pity that Su Mu's behavior has aroused the enthusiasm of fans. Originally, only one person yelled, but now everyone yelled together.

Seeing this, Su Mu thought to himself: Okay, it's hopeless!
"Director, remember to cut this part!" Su Mu turned his head to look at the photographer's camera, with a helpless expression, expressing that he did his best.

The photographer cooperated very well and shook his head.

The corner of Su Mu's mouth twitched, and he didn't care about the beating workers.

Seeing that everyone was excited and didn't intend to stop, Su Mu had no choice but to ask the staff to find a speaker, and then
Then, he sang to all the cuties:

Later / I finally learned / how to love
It's a pity that you/have long gone/disappeared in the sea of ​​people

Later/Finally understood in tears (Goose Goose~)

After singing this, Su Mu himself laughed.

The rest of the running man were stunned for a moment, and then they all reacted, laughing so hard that they couldn't even straighten their backs.

Obviously, everyone did not expect that there is a foreshadowing ahead.

After this little episode, I finally stabilized everyone, and didn't let us Master Shi, in front of the audience from all over the country...

Continue to die!

Well, based on the current ratings of Running Man.

This time, Master Shi might not be able to avoid it. It was only circulated on the Internet before, but this time it was on a variety show with a rating of over 5.

Thinking of this, little Susu couldn't help shivering.

This time it was really miserable!

This year, I'm afraid it will be difficult.

Entering the game session, in her previous life, Zhao Liying didn't know whether it was requested by the program group or for some reason, so she could only dance on the spot.

This time, there was no jumping in place.

After recording the high jump game, everyone went back to the hotel to rest.

Swimming relay in the afternoon!
This work takes energy.

You have to eat well, drink well, and rest well.

……

It's afternoon
A group of people came to the indoor swimming pool prepared by the program group. Thinking that our teacher Zhao can't swim, Su Mu said with concern:

"Mr. Zhao, remember to drink less water later."

Zhao Liying: ⊙﹏⊙

Is this guy speaking human language?

Seeing Zhao Liying staring at him, Su Mu continued: "If you are not afraid of diarrhea, you can drink as much as you want, and I will definitely not stop you."

Yang Tianbao heard what Su Mu said, looked at Zhao Liying, and asked, "Liying, can you not swim?"

Just as Zhao Liying was about to say that she couldn't swim, Su Mu took a step ahead of him and said, "She can swim deep!"

"Shen Swimming?" Yang Tianbao was puzzled, what does "Shen Swimming" mean?
Su Mu explained solemnly: "Deep swimming is to dive to the bottom of the water alone, dry yourself up in one breath, and slowly float up."

Yang Tianbao: ⊙▽⊙!
This explanation seems to be okay.

Zhao Liying angrily slapped Director Su Da. This guy knew that he couldn't swim, and even made sarcastic remarks.

If it wasn't for recording a show, she really wanted to bite him.

Little Susu: Come on, come on!

"Don't worry, with me, nothing will happen to you."

I didn't continue to make jokes about our teacher Zhao. The other party can't swim, but he dared to enter the water, which is considered professional.

Of course, it is not ruled out that this is because in the swimming pool, the depth of the water in the pool is limited, and someone thinks it will be fine.

It's a pity that this sister missed her height.

There is a saying called:
Those who cannot swim fall into the water.

No matter how shallow it is, it is possible to drown.

Just like this sister, she shouted for help on the show in her previous life...

It's a good thing there is someone, if there isn't one.

Our teacher Zhao is probably going to take the lunch box and go home!
Well, no one, our teacher Zhao should not go into the water.

After all, this sister still has a brain.

"I don't worry about having you!" Zhao Liying rolled her eyes, and then said, "Stay away from me later, don't come near me!"

"You don't believe me so much, are you sorry for Tang Bao?"

"What does this have to do with sugar babies?"

"It's still so small!"

"..."

"What charades are you two playing?"

What Zheng Kai heard was in the fog, Tang Bao, what Tang Bao, could it be Tang Yu Xiaobao?Are you sorry for Tang Yu Xiaobao? ?
Hey, the amount of information is huge! !
Peng Yuyan: Am I being shot lying down? ?
Su Mu took a look at Zheng Kai, walked straight towards the running man director Cen Junyi, and asked, "Director, do you have a life jacket?"

Cen Junyi was stunned for a moment, and asked doubtfully, "The water in the swimming pool is not very deep. Why do you need a life jacket? Don't you know how to swim?"

"Find one for me!" Su Mu didn't say to ask for a life jacket for Zhao Liying. Now Zhao Liying is not as popular as she imagined, even if she won the title of Golden Eagle Goddess this year.

But the gold content is a little higher than the latter ones.

Moreover, at this stage, they are still being hacked miserably. The opponent's real popularity came after Hua Qiangu, and he jumped into the first-line ranks.

Now, Zhao Liying has not yet reached the first-line standard, so she is far from being valued or respected by the program group.

In addition, Running Man has already proved his ratings through the previous episodes of the show. At present, it is not the program group looking for guests, but many celebrities want to be guests on the Running Man show.

Seeing this, Cen Junyi had no choice but to ask his assistant to find a life jacket.

"Xiaomu, are you interested in a competition with Sun Yang?"

"Director, do you know what you're talking about?"

Compete with Sun Yang, for what?
diving?
If it's diving, he can try it.

As for swimming, even if he was on drugs, he couldn't swim well.

"friendship first, competition later!"

"Director, I don't study much, don't lie to me."

"If slapping the face is also called friendship, how about we compete."

"..."

I'm a director, so I can't speak well, right?

"Do you still want a lifejacket?" Cen Junyi glanced in Zhao Liying's direction. If someone in the running men's group of seven can't swim, they will come to the program group to ask for a lifejacket.

As for the guests, Sun Yang can be excluded first.

The remaining two people are Chen Jianzhou and Zhao Liying. The former is a big man, thinking with his toes, it is impossible for Su Mu to come over and ask for a life jacket for the other party. Only Zhao Liying, the other party is relatively short.

Although the water in the swimming pool is not that deep, a person who can't swim will still be in danger if he doesn't pay attention.

In particular, there are also games to be made.

Before, Su Mu and Zhao Liying had a fierce affair on the Internet, although I don't know if it is true, but...

Anyone with a discerning eye can see that the relationship between the two is unusual.

"Director, I like to compete with others the most."

"So you agree?"

"As long as I don't have to strip naked to compete with him, I would like to represent our men's team and show everyone our friendship."

I have to admit that Sun Yang is probably the only one who dares to be on variety shows, or in front of female stars.

A male star who only wears underwear!

Press, sports star, is also a star.

"Xiaomu, although our show is only a variety show, we still have to abide by and carry forward the spirit of sportsmanship."

"Don't be special, just listen to the arrangement of the program group."

"Director, keep the life jacket for yourself!"

He figured it out, this guy was obviously taking the opportunity to sell a wave of meat, so as to further increase the ratings of Running Man.

Although the ratings of Running Man are already very high, the higher the ratings, the better.

However, he is required to sacrifice the ego to achieve the greater ego.

Su Mu said:

Sorry, he doesn't have such a high level of ideological awareness.

"Wait a minute, how do you agree?"

"Director, this matter is not discussed."

"What about the extra money?"

"Do I look like someone short on money?"

Cen Junyi rolled his eyes, and thought:

You are not short of money, but you want to make money.

"Tell me the number, if it is suitable, I can promise you."

"Director, I don't want any of the money."

"However, what happened last time"

Cen Junyi glanced at Su Mu, frowned first, then remembered the matter Su Mu mentioned to him before, and thought:

Are young people playing so fancy now?

Liu Shishi, Zhao Liying, Reba (or Yang Mi?)
"You know, it's not easy."

Cen Junyi was a little embarrassed. The seven members of the men's running team had been fixed for the time being, and it would not do to increase or reduce them rashly.

Although he is the director, the show is not his monologue.

It's not that he can add people if he wants to.

"Director, can you see if this works? If any of the seven of us quit next year, you can help recommend it then."

"Quit, who of you wants to quit?"

"I mean if, and you've seen it, my partner with baby sister is not suitable, he and Zheng Kai are more compatible."

"Suggest to the higher-ups, she is not expensive anyway."

With the enthusiasm of running men, Da Mimi and Zeng Jia will agree to send him over even if they don't pay a penny to the hot bar.

So, pay is not an issue.

The main thing is to join rashly, which is a big problem.

However, Su Mu knew that Wang Baoqiang would quit Running Man next year, and it would be hot to replace him at that time.

In the previous life, the hot bar replaced Yang Tianbao, and the effect of the show was still very good, especially the CP with Lu Han, which was very good.

It's a pity that Luhan turned his head and announced the relationship officially.

Guan Gege is amazing!

In addition, Yang Tianbao has participated in several episodes, and his status cannot be shaken, or in other words, he does not want to be threatened by our hot bar.

As a result, behind the hot bar, you can only quit the running man.

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(End of this chapter)