CEI: Spent all of my girlfriend's small coffers!

Chapter 18 Poetry for Money Fans!
In the toilet

Su Mu sat on the toilet with an extremely painful expression.

After all, I overestimated myself!
I didn't see it as a joke, but I became a joke instead.

He ate half of the hot pot at night by himself. He thought he was in good health and there would be no problem.

I didn't think about it, and I still didn't stand the test.

Even if the stomach is uncomfortable, there is still a burning pain somewhere.

Difficult to lose weight, shiitake mushrooms…

"Su Mu, are you alright?"

A big sweet voice came from the door, he didn't know if it was an illusion, he felt that someone was taking pleasure in other people's misfortune outside.

Well, not an illusion.

Da Mimi is just gloating...

Su Mu wiped it lightly with a paper, sucking in the cold air constantly, it was too tm painful, and he would not eat spicy hot pot in the future.

This sour cool, simply.

Pull up your pants and finish flushing.

Su Mu staggered and walked to the sink to wash his hands.

Then, open the door!
Seeing Da Mimi standing outside with her arms crossed...

Su Mu was speechless, and it wasn't that there was only one toilet, and he refused to use the bedroom toilet, so he insisted on grabbing the toilet from him.

"I thought you fell into the toilet!"

Da Mimi didn't hide it at all, her face was full of gloating.

"Hmph, little candy-eating wild cat." Su Mu rolled his eyes, and with the back of his hand pushed away Da Mimi who was blocking the door.

This woman is not much better than him.

Pushed away by Su Mu, Da Mimi was not angry either.

However, I heard Su Mu muttering.

Da Mimi couldn't help but blush a little!
This guy is so rascal.

I really want to bite him to death!
"Hmph, candy-eating milk\dog!"

Da Mimi was not bullied either, so she directly turned back.

"..."

Su Mu's head is full of black lines, as the saying goes, if you expose others but don't expose your shortcomings, if Da Mimi tells him something else, he won't care too much.

Small tits\dogs are a bit too much.

Because, he is indeed eating the soft meal of Master Shi.

There is nothing wrong with calling her a little milk\dog.

But doesn't he want to lose face?
"Big Mimi, your mouth really stinks!" Su Mu stopped and gave Da Mimi who was close at hand a hard look.

"Thank you, I am proud of myself." Da Mimi straightened her back, not frightened by Su Mu at all, and looked up at Su Mu.

As for the smelly mouth, she always did.

Who doesn't know that she is famous for her big honey and vicious tongue! !

Su Mu glanced at it, and swallowed subconsciously, this woman's capital is too rich, no one can resist it.

Forget it, I can't afford to offend you, withdraw!

"Hee hee!" Seeing Su Mu running away, Da Mimi smiled triumphantly, but she was not happy for too long, her stomach rumbled, Da Mimi's face changed, and she rushed into the toilet clutching her stomach.

Compared with Su Mu, she was more uncomfortable.

Because of the need to maintain her figure on weekdays, she can avoid touching spicy things, and try not to touch them as much as possible.

Suddenly eat such a spicy hot pot!
The stomach reaction was even more intense than Su Mu's.

Even if she tried to drink yogurt like Liu Shishi, it would not work.

Difficult to lose weight, mushrooms~
……

"Master, do you still have milk?" When Su Mu came to the living room, he saw that Liu Shishi was just like a normal person, sucking yogurt in his hand.

After experiencing the cruelty of society, Su Mu did not try to be brave anymore.

Get ready for some yogurt to ease off.

Liu Shishi handed the yogurt he drank to Su Mu's mouth!

Su Mu didn't feel disgusted either, and drank up the other party's remaining yogurt in one go, and looked at Master Shi longingly after drinking, with that expression:

There are two words written all over his face: not enough!

Liu Shishi smiled softly, got up and walked towards the refrigerator.

Just now she ate the least, didn't learn how to compete with Su Mu, and kept drinking milk, so her stomach didn't feel too uncomfortable...

Bringing a box of yogurt over, Master Shi leaned in Su Mu's arms.

Put the straw in place and bring it to someone's mouth.

Su Mu didn't answer either, and put his arms around Master Shi's waist.

—Just move your mouth to drink!
On this day, the gods came and couldn't stop them.

So, it's no wonder that he likes to stay at home, and he only wants to live a two-person world with Master Shi, and live such a comfortable little life.

What are you working on?
Wouldn't it be nice to lie flat at home honestly?

"By the way, Mimi said that she wants to rest here at night."

"Don't tell me, you promised."

Su Mu suddenly felt that the yogurt in his mouth was no longer fragrant. He looked down at Master Shi and thought to himself: This girl, don't you have sisters and forget about men. Could it be that the relationship between the two is really so deep?
What is the use of sisters these days?
Will the sisters serve tea and water to warm the bed?

"We haven't seen each other for a long time, so it's wrong for you to make up for it on the sofa at night, the other room hasn't been cleaned yet..."

"No, she stays, let her sleep on the sofa!"

For letting Da Mimi sleep on the sofa, he has no burden at all, and he is not his own woman, let alone the sofa.

It's just big honey sleeping on the floor all night!
He doesn't care either!
Dare to say he has a small milk\dog!
Hmph, can you afford such an expensive puppy?

"She only stays for one night, bear with me."

"I can't stand it!"

"..."

Seeing that Su Mu didn't listen, Liu Shishi felt a little headache.

This man is not only expensive, but also disobedient.

Or, just sell it?
Seeing Liu Shishi not speaking, his eyes were erratic.

Su Mu felt a hint of crisis and was approaching himself.

"Ahem, that, just for one night."

"Yeah, I won't let Mimi come tomorrow." Liu Shishi nodded in satisfaction, seeing that Su Mu drank all the yogurt in his hand.

Continued to replace the bottle with a new one!

Feeling vaguely that the crisis had disappeared, Su Mu breathed a sigh of relief.

Continue to enjoy Shiye's service!
"By the way, Master, have you heard of Bitcoin?"

"Bitcoin, what's that?"

"A virtual currency that is currently very popular in the currency circle."

As he said that, Su Mu took out his mobile phone and popularized the knowledge of Bitcoin and the currency circle to Liu Shishi. Are you hungry and chopsticks are not well-known. Even if he talks about the two companies, Liu Shishi will definitely not believe him. Under the current high currency value of Bitcoin.

--more convincing! !
After listening to Su Mu, Liu Shishi was silent for a while, and asked: "You tell me this, do you want to speculate in Bitcoin?"

Su Mu shook his head and said, "I've already bought it, and I don't plan to continue investing in it. Bitcoin has risen too high now."

"When did you buy it?"

Liu Shishi was a little surprised. Just now she heard from Su Mu that last year a bitcoin was only a dozen dollars, but now it has exceeded [-] dollars. That is to say, the price of the currency has risen dozens of times.

If Su Mu had bought it last year, wouldn't it be a huge profit.

"I bought it the year before last. When I bought it, one bitcoin was only about $1. Now it has increased by nearly 400 times."

"400 times!" Liu Shishi opened his mouth slightly, a little unbelievable, and asked after a while: "Then how much did you invest?"

Four hundred times, if the other party invested all the money they got from her, wouldn't it be worth tens or tens of billions?
My boyfriend is a billionaire?
For a moment, Master Shi's eyes changed.

This man cannot be sold, no matter how much money he has.

Well, Liu Shishi obviously told Su Mu that the total value of Bitcoin at the beginning of this year was only about one billion US dollars.

With a net worth of tens of billions, I really dare to think...

"I have already registered a wallet for you, with [-] bitcoins in it, and I will teach you how to use it tomorrow."

Su Mu didn't say how much he invested in it. A man must have his own private money, and it is impossible to hand in all of it.

As for [-] bitcoins!
Can't bear children, can't catch wolves.

For Master Shi's small coffers, Su Mu had no choice but to give up the child.

"Sell it, sell it all." When Liu Shishi heard that Su Mu was going to give her [-] bitcoins, he sold them all without even thinking about it.

If you sell 400 bitcoins, you will get 3000 million US dollars, which is about [-] million yuan in RMB.

This is almost the same as the money she gave Su Mu.

A virtual currency, hyped so high.

Even if Liu Shishi doesn't understand anymore, he also knows that he will accept it when he sees it.

"If you want to sell it, I can't give it to you." Seeing Liu Shishi so excited, Su Mu was a little dumbfounded. Is this still a salted fish poem?

How do you look at it, a bit of a money fan?

"Husband, take it when you see it. This has already increased hundreds of times. If it falls next, we will lose money."

She could see that Su Mu definitely didn't put all the money she gave into Bitcoin, but even so, it was worth it to get all the money back, and it was safe...

This kind of movement will increase hundreds of times, which is too unstable.

Su Mu shook his head, and said unhurriedly: "As long as it doesn't fall below one dollar, there will be some profit, and I have a lot of bitcoins in my hand. If I sell them all, the price may plummet."

"This kind of thing needs to be held for a long time. The more people join in, the bigger the plate becomes, and then you can make money by selling it."

"This..." Liu Shishi opened his mouth, but stopped talking.

Although she didn't understand it very well, there was some truth in Su Mu's words, but the thought of turning it hundreds of times couldn't be exchanged for money.

Master Shi is a little worried!
"Okay, don't be obsessed with money." Su Mu reached out and touched Master Shi's tangled brow. He didn't want the salted fish poem to become a poem for the obsessed with money.

Zhao Buffett's fate is not very good.

"There is no money fan!"

Liu Shishi blushed slightly, and defended in a low voice.

It's just that the confidence is somewhat lacking.

"If you are free, you can pay more attention."

"I heard that a country in Europe has introduced a bitcoin issuance policy. Maybe the price will double by the end of the year."

"Really?" Liu Shishi blinked his eyes, there was surprise and suspicion in his eyes, most of them were little stars.

This man himself did not hold her back.

Just make money!

It must be better than her!
"Whether it's true or not, we'll know when the time comes, but the higher the rise now, the worse the fall will be."

"It won't last long, and it will rise until the end of the year at most."

Su Mu pinched Master Shi's little face, and when the bitcoin rose to $[-] a piece by the end of the year, the other party would definitely not doubt him anymore.

When the time comes, he doesn't need to speak.

Master Shi might not be sure, so he handed over the small treasury to him!

Men should be soft and hard.

"Then we really don't sell at all?"

"You can sell it for less than a thousand coins, but when it falls back, you must make up for it. I'm afraid you won't be able to afford it in a few years."

Well, buy it, definitely afford it.

However, based on his understanding of Liu Shishi, the other party will definitely be reluctant to buy bitcoins if they really rise to tens of thousands of dollars.

"Thanks husband!"

Upon hearing this, Liu Shishi happily kissed Su Mu.

If Su Mu doesn't let her sell any of them, no matter how high the bitcoin rises, she can't help but doubt it and feel that it is unreliable.

But if you can buy and sell, then the problem will be solved.

She can also rest assured!
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(End of this chapter)