China Entertainment Mythology 2004

Chapter 332: Fuck the heroine, let’s have a baby first!
During the Spring Festival of 15, Li Mu took Liu Yifei back to Xijing. Although Li Mu’s parents repeatedly called and said that they didn’t have to rush back if they were busy, this year was the first Spring Festival that Li Mu and Liu Yifei spent after their marriage. Li Mu knew that his parents Although he didn't say it, he definitely hoped that his son and daughter-in-law could go back to celebrate the New Year together. Therefore, although he was indeed very busy during the New Year, he still took his wife back to his hometown.

Seeing that her son and daughter-in-law were back, Li Mu's mother seemed to have forgotten that she would not have to come back if she was busy. She couldn't even close her mouth when she saw her son and daughter-in-law. But when Li Mu waited When he stepped forward to talk to his mother, his mother gave him a perfunctory sentence, then passed Li Mu and ran towards his daughter-in-law with a smile on his face.

Looking at his mother who treated her daughter-in-law more lovingly than her biological son, Li Mu couldn't help but murmured in a low voice, "I really forgot about my son when I had a daughter-in-law!"

The father next to him, Li Yuansheng, couldn't help scolding him: "Where do you come from with so many weird words every day!"

When Li Mu and Liu Yifei returned to Xijing for the New Year, all the seven aunts and eight aunts and relatives of the old Li family came to visit, and often the whole family came to visit.

There's nothing I can do about it. Many of my relatives' children are also big fans of Liu Yifei. Wouldn't it be a bit of a waste if I don't use this opportunity to have a meal with my idol in an open and honest manner?
In fact, adults are okay, at least they know some sense of propriety, but six or seven-year-old children don't care so much, so although Liu Yifei was mentally prepared, when he faced a group of naughty relatives of Li Mu's family, he still couldn't help but be made to complain.

And this was not what frightened her the most. What frightened her the most was that Li Mu, a distant cousin who had just got married, handed her two-month-old child directly to Liu Yifei. Liu Yifei looked a little confused. , all the guests in the room laughed.

The child suddenly came into the arms of a strange woman. He reacted for a while, then frowned, and then burst into tears.

Liu Yifei instinctively shook his head gently and kept making coaxing sounds. After a while, the child calmed down. Not only did he calm down, he even giggled at Liu Yifei. Liu Yifei was overjoyed when he saw this. , immediately looked up at Li Mu with a smile on his face and said: "She smiled, she was smiling at me!"

Li Mu gave Liu Yifei a big thumbs up, and Liu Yifei felt happy. The child who was like a hot potato just now was reluctant to let go.Then I heard a relative praising Liu Yifei to Li Mu's mother: "You are so lucky. Not only is your daughter-in-law a big star and can make money, but she is also a good hand in raising children."

This sentence made Liu Yifei blush, so he hurriedly handed the child back to Li Mu's cousin.

During this period, a relative mentioned Li Ming, the chairman of Galloping Pony, to Li Mu's parents. Then Li Mu's mother went to Li Mu privately for a conversation. As for the content of the conversation, one was to advise Li Mu to take care of his health, and the other was to ask Li Mu to take care of his health. Mu wants to have a child soon.

Li Mu asked his mother, "Mom, why did you induce labor again? Didn't we agree to wait until Yifei and I are done with this period of time?"

"That's right, it was agreed upon, but Mom still feels that this matter should be done sooner rather than later."

Li Mu’s surname was Li, and Galloping Pony’s Li Ming was also surnamed Li. They were both CEOs of film and television companies. As a result, Galloping Pony’s boss died young. How could this not make Li Mu’s mother feel sad? Some bad associations?

Therefore, telling the son not to be too tired is the proper meaning of the question. As for inducing birth, there is no mother who would not give birth to a son when he is newly married. Moreover, if something happens - of course a mother does not want her son to have any accidents, but she is afraid of everything. One, so it never hurts to have a baby sooner!
Otherwise, if Li Mu has three advantages and two disadvantages, who will his huge family fortune be passed on to?

Last year, Li Mu ranked second on the Forbes China Rich List, with a net worth of 1100 billion yuan, which was only 93 billion lower than Ma Yun, who ranked first, while Li Yanhong, who ranked third, was worth a lot less than Li Mu. That’s more than 200 billion.

But in fact, Forbes' ranking is not accurate because it only evaluates the assets on Li Muming's face.For example, the market value of group-building has exceeded 100 billion US dollars last year. Huashang Media, for example, has a valuation even higher than that of group-building. After all, the total output value created by just one cartoon, "Frozen", has exceeded 90 billion. The dollar mark is off.

Then the outside world knows very little about Li Mu's private investments.

Although Li Mu didn't do much stock trading in his previous life, and he didn't know much about investing, he still knew which companies had developed well in his previous life, and which companies had grown from being ignored to becoming giants in the industry, so he just threw some money into it. , being a top five or even top three small shareholder, how could Li Mu not do this kind of profit-making thing at all?

So how much is Li Mu worth now?
It seems that even Li Mu himself is not very clear, but one thing is very clear, that is, it is definitely more than the mere 1100 billion estimated by Forbes!

So, that means Li Mu is probably already the richest man in China?
It is indeed very possible!
The 31-year-old is suspected to be the richest man. He is busy with all kinds of things every day, and his output of film and television works is astonishingly high. From time to time, some people in the industry express emotion: Li Mu is so busy, isn't he afraid of overwork?

It seems that being childless has really become Li Mu's biggest weakness.

The scene of Li Mu and his mother chatting quietly in private happened to be seen by Liu Yifei. When he went to bed at night, Liu Yifei casually mentioned: "What did you and my mother say mysteriously this morning? Are you talking about me?"

"No, absolutely not!" Li Mu then changed his tone, "We just talked about Li Ming, the chairman of Xiaoma who passed away last year."

Li Mu also heard relatives mention this person at that time.

"What's wrong with Li Ming?" Liu was not very familiar with this person.

Li Mu briefly introduced her to her. Liu Yifei also felt that this person was a bit pity, but after all, she was not familiar with him, so she just felt it was a pity, until Li Mu said with emotion:
"It's hard work. I'm much busier than him."

This sentence scared Liu Yifei. After all, Li Mu is a model worker in the entertainment industry, which is almost universally recognized in the industry. Naturally, Liu Yifei has heard this statement often. If you think about it carefully, aren't model workers and overwork highly related?
So she postponed the filming of "Edge of Tomorrow" no matter what. In the past, she had heard people say that Li Mu was a model worker in the entertainment industry. She made all kinds of good movies without risking her life, and threw out all kinds of good scripts as if they were free. In her heart It's often flattering. What woman doesn't want to hear other people praise her husband?
But now after hearing what happened to Boss Xiao Ma, and then recalling the evaluation of Li Mu, a recognized model worker in the entertainment industry, Liu Yifei felt a little panicked.

She was very satisfied with her current life, and she thought about living with Li Mu forever. Then when she suddenly discovered that all this was not as natural as she thought, she admitted that she was indeed a little scared.

If Li Mu really dies one day, how will she live for the rest of her life?
Seeing that Liu Yifei's face turned a little pale, Li Mu felt distressed and quickly hugged him to comfort him: "Don't worry, I will be fine if anything happens to anyone. I'm a genius! A genius means that an ordinary person can't finish something in a month and only takes half a day." It’s done, and the process is often very painless!”

After hearing this, Liu Yifei turned over and actually sat on Li Mu's waist. Li Mu hurriedly went to get the condom on the bedside table, but Liu Yifei held down his arm.

Li Mu saw this and threatened her: "Are you sure you don't want to wear it anymore? Let me tell you, if she is really pregnant, the heroine of "Edge of Tomorrow" will have to be replaced!"

"Fuck you heroine, I want to give you a baby right now!"

……

Returning to Beijing on the 14.79th, the situation of this year’s Spring Festival has basically become clear. The first one on the list is of course "The Shameful Iron Fist" produced by Huashang Media. From the first to the fifth day of the lunar month, the film has accumulated box office in five days 30.58 billion yuan, Maoyan Movie is expected to have a final box office of [-] billion yuan, a huge success!
Ranked second is the film "Heavenly Generals" starring brother Cheng Long, with a cumulative box office of 4.33 million yuan in five days!

The box office results alone are actually pretty good, but you have to know that the announced investment for this film is as high as 4 million, and Cheng Long and Oscar winner Adrien Brody are joining the cast. More than 700 actors come from more than a dozen countries. It is said that The preparation time for the film lasted several years - a team of this level has just exceeded 4 million in box office in five days. Looking at it this way, it is not an exaggeration to say that it was a hit.Especially when compared with Huashang Media's "Shameful Iron Fist", the results of "Heroes from Heaven" are even more unsatisfactory.

The male and female protagonists of "Shameful Iron Fist", Alan and Mary, are both playing leading roles for the first time. Before the film was officially released, Hua Shang's casting caused a lot of controversy. As a result, the box office was released in the first five days after the release. The performance of "Shameful Iron Fist" is more than three times that of "Heroes of Heaven"!

As the saying goes, there is no harm without comparison. For a time, "Heavenly Generals" received almost overwhelming criticism.

The most criticized point is that historical and geographical errors are everywhere.

For example, the Romans easily reached Yanmen Pass in Xishan Province. Another example is that Yanmen Pass and Yumen Pass are only one day away in the film. Another example is that Rome was still in the republican period, but two princes appeared vying for the throne, or Huo Qubing clearly He has been dead for more than 70 years, but Huo An, played by Cheng Long, is Huo Qubing's adopted son.

Etc., etc.

In addition, the film's endless preaching has also caused discomfort to quite a few movie fans. In the film, Cheng Long seems to be a preacher of the Belt and Road policy, never forgetting to promote his ideas of peace, exchange, and openness. As for countless netizens, they left messages saying that the eldest brother was finally officially incorporated by the country this time.

By the way, the subtitle at the beginning of the film that says "This film is adapted from true history" also received a lot of complaints from netizens.

Obviously, it is outrageous that a hundred thousand Roman troops marched to Yanmen Pass to fight the Han Dynasty, but the movie is not a thesis after all. "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", which is regarded as a classic by the Chinese people, also has many historical inaccuracies, but: this film is based on real facts Historical adaptation?

What about fooling the ghost?

"Heavenly Generals" does have many problems, but in fact the biggest problem is that the story is not very good. Otherwise, the above complaints would not be a problem.

In a word: food is the original sin!

In addition to the above two films, "Macau 2", directed by Wang Jing and starring Chow Yun-fat, Zhang Jiahui and Liu Jialing, ranked third in the first five days, with a box office of 2.83 million yuan in five days.

The fourth "Zhong Kui Conquers the Demon", 2.47 million.

No. 2.16 "Wolf Totem", [-] million.

No. 2 "Where Are We Going, Dad 1.73", [-] million.

No. 1.15 "Dad's Holiday", [-] million.

Then some netizens discovered Huadian. It turned out that the box office in the first five days was ranked second to No. 7, and the total box office was 14.68 billion yuan. So how much was "Shameful Iron Fist" ranked first?
14.79 billion yuan!

The second to seventh rankings combined are not as powerful as the No. 1 movie. Netizens were surprised by this.

It would be fine if the number one film was directed by Li Mu himself, but it happened to be directed by Shen Junsheng!
Is it not enough to say that Li Mu already knows how to be the best, but he also needs another director under Hua Shang to be better than ten thousand people?
Soon someone asked this question on Zhihu:
"Now, no one would have any objection to saying that Shen Junsheng is the most popular director in the country besides Li Mu, right? What do you think is the key to director Shen Junsheng's rapid rise?"

The top-ranked answer to this question, with over [-] likes, is a simple animated picture taken from a film directed by Director Shen Junsheng.

The animated picture shows a fat man holding a crab leg tightly in his hand. His face is stained with various food residues, and there are tears in the corners of his eyes. At this time, the subtitles below flash:

"Wang Duoyu is my buddy. You always say that I am a dog beside him. Today, I want all of you who look down on me and think I am a waste to take a good look at what is wrong with being a dog. , I want to say to you now: woof... woof... woof woof!"

Obviously, the animated picture was taken from the film "The Richest Man in Xihong City" directed by Shen Junsheng!
Li Mu was so angry at this clever answer. Shen Junsheng had served in Huashang for many years and had such record-breaking films as "囧囧" and "The Richest Man in Xihong City" to his name. There is a shortage of money, and once a person is not short of money, what he lacks is respect, honor, and a sense of accomplishment!

As a result, this answer blatantly stated that the reason why Shen Junsheng succeeded was because he was a good dog next to Li Mu?

Isn't this simply trying to drive a wedge between Li Mu and Shen Junsheng?

The key point is that it is not easy for Li Mu to just go off and scold netizens. With his status today, he goes to scold netizens somewhere. If he wins, he seems to have lost, and if he loses, he will lose completely.

At that time, if people say: Netizens are just joking, how can you take it seriously?Do you really think of Shen Junsheng as a dog?

How would Li Mu answer?

So it’s not right for Li Mu to pay attention to him, and it’s not right to ignore him!
However, what Li Mu never expected was that Shen Junsheng actually reposted the animation himself, and wrote in the text: "There are many people who want to be a banker but can't. In comparison, I am lucky."

Director Shen Junsheng, who has produced "Thailand" and "The Richest Man in Xihong City", actually compares himself to Zhuang Qiang?Also reproduced the famous scene where Zhuang Qiang thinks he is good as a dog?
By the way, this news is quite shocking to many people, but when everyone thinks about it carefully, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it, because everyone asks themselves, if there is an opportunity like Zhuang Qiang in front of them tomorrow, then they will probably be the same. s Choice.

In the end, Director Shen Junsheng's generous reposting of the animation gave Li Mu a chance to respond, so Li Mu also generously admitted on Weibo that when he first started directing movies, he received a lot of help from Director Shen Junsheng. At that time, he was just starting out. Kong has ideas, but Director Shen Junsheng has many years of practical experience. Li Mu has benefited a lot from the exchanges between the two. From this aspect, Director Shen Junsheng can be regarded as half of his master.

After seeing Li Mu's response, Shen Junsheng said on Weibo that he couldn't take it seriously. He also said that joining Huashang was the most correct decision he had ever made in his life.

In the end, the two simply put on a good show of sympathy for the entire network, and then the incident was over.

(End of this chapter)