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Chapter 11 There are dirty things
Chapter 11 There are dirty things
"Auntie, are you talking about Tingfeng Pavilion?" Ren Pingsheng hesitated for a moment before asking.
"Otherwise?" Liu Yunmeng asked indifferently.
Ren Pingsheng didn't know what to say now.
It is human nature for my aunt to meditate and practice Taoism.
After all, there is really no difference between the two places from the outside.
But as a junior, he couldn't tell his aunt directly that Fengge's name sounded good, but in fact it was a place for Fengyue, a place for happy men to sell gold.
After a few seconds of silence, Ren Pingsheng said: "Auntie, I know there is a place called Yirenju, the tea is pretty good, how about going there to play chess?"
Yirenju is a serious restaurant. When he first came to the capital, he and his guards went there to dine.
"Yi Renju? Where is it?" Liu Yunmeng asked curiously.
"Chengnan, it only takes two sticks of incense at most to walk there." Ren Pingsheng answered truthfully.
The time for two sticks of incense is enough for her to play a game of chess.
Before the sunset, she had to rush back to the palace, time was precious and every second counted.
"I think this place is very good. Listening to the Wind Pavilion, listening to the wind and watching dances, drinking tea and playing chess, there is something special about it." Liu Yunmeng said.
"Listen to the wind. Listen to the wind shaking the bed?"
Ren Pingsheng was helpless and wanted to persuade him again, but before he could speak, he saw his aunt walking towards Tingfeng Pavilion.
"I'll just listen to my aunt this time, and next time I'll go to the Yirenju you mentioned."
"."
Ren Pingsheng looked at his aunt's slender back, with a look of helplessness on his face, so he could only follow.
The two walked into Tingfeng Pavilion one after the other.
Facing him, he saw several coquettish women in fancy dress, surrounded by a handsome man walking upstairs.
"Three gentlemen"
A woman with heavy make-up came towards her, and when she saw Liu Yunmeng and the maid beside her, she was slightly dazed, her words stuck in her throat, and she stopped abruptly.
Ren Pingsheng pretended to be indifferent: "Open a secluded private room, serve a pot of scented tea, and a game of Go."
The coquettish woman obviously didn't expect that someone would bring female relatives to the brothel to play chess, her expression suddenly became weird, thinking what's wrong with these two people?
But after all, he has been in the dusty place all year round, and he has never seen anything.
Just yesterday, she saw a man bring his wife and sister to the brothel to do that, but was caught by his wife on the spot and beaten to death.
"I understand, son, please wait a moment."
The coquettish woman finished speaking with a smile, looked at the young man beside her, gave a few instructions in a low voice, and then turned around to prepare scented tea and go.
"Young master, please come inside." The servant walked up to Ren Pingsheng with a respectful attitude.
"Ah."
Ren Pingsheng nodded, looked at his aunt, and said, "Little"
Halfway through the small words, he realized that if the people in the brothel heard him calling auntie, it would probably take less than a day for the streets and alleys to spread that there was something worse than a pig and dog, and took his auntie to the brothel today.
They didn't care that it was actually my aunt who insisted on taking him to the brothel.
"Ahem. Let's go upstairs."
Ren Pingsheng pretended to cough, skipped the word aunt, and led Liu Yunmeng into the private room.
Soon.
The previous coquettish woman brought Go and scented tea.
"My lord, please use it."
"Ah."
"There are people waiting outside the door, if you have any requirements, please tell me."
The coquettish woman left after saluting. Before walking out of the room, she took a look at Liu Yunmeng, her eyes flickered, and she didn't know what she was thinking.
After the door is closed.
Only Ren Pingsheng, Liu Yunmeng, and the court lady were left in the room.
Liu Yunmeng has been feeling bored in the palace for the past few days, she stretched out her hand to pinch Heizi, and said impatiently: "Don't feel sorry for me just because I'm your aunt, you have to go all out, you know?"
Is this how the word pity is used?
Ren Pingsheng always felt that this sentence sounded weird, but he still nodded and said: "Listen to my aunt."
After that, the two started playing chess again.
After two games in a row, Ren Pingsheng began to doubt his life again. After hesitating for a while, he said, "I have a more interesting way to play, is my aunt interested?"
While arranging the chessboard, Liu Yunmeng asked curiously, "What's the game?"
"It's very simple. It's also black and white. Whoever first connects five pieces of the same color into a line will win."
In Ren Pingsheng's eyes, my aunt's chess skills are at most as good as backgammon.
"If you form a line, you win?"
This is the first time Liu Yunmeng has heard of this style of play, and said with interest: "Try it in the next game!"
"it is good."
then.
Next, Ren Pingsheng played backgammon with Liu Yunmeng for half an hour.
I have to say that compared to Go, Gomoku is relatively easy.
At least you don't have to spend your brainpower thinking about how to release the water so that your aunt won't find out.
Time passed, and it was dusk in a blink of an eye.
As the sun sets, the dazzling rays of light turn the entire capital into golden yellow.
Listening to the indistinct orchestral music outside the house, and chatting with Ren Pingsheng without saying a word, Liu Yunmeng felt more comfortable than ever.
At this moment, she suddenly had a strong desire to keep Ren Pingsheng by her side, let him play chess and chat with her every day.
After all, there is no such interesting person in the palace.
When she was about to part, she looked at the handsome face in front of her, and wanted to confess several times, I am not my aunt, your aunt is my good sister
When the words came to his lips, he couldn't say anything, maybe because he was worried that after confessing, Ren Pingsheng would not talk to him again, or maybe he felt ashamed because he pretended to be someone else's aunt.
Anyway, at the final parting, Liu Yunmeng still didn't confess.
And Ren Pingsheng didn't doubt her identity, he just waved at her and didn't forget to remind her.
"Auntie, don't forget about the herbs!"
Back to Ren Mansion, it was getting late.
The night fell, quiet and peaceful.
As usual, Ren Pingsheng practiced the "Longevity Technique" first, then washed and went to bed.
After a night of nothing, when I opened my eyes the next day, the first thing I did was turn on the system as usual.
[Sign in successfully, gain strength +1]
The system beep sounds.
Ren Pingsheng looked as usual, got up and changed his clothes, came to the yard, sat down cross-legged, and began to exercise.
After three sticks of incense.
He let out a breath of turbid air slowly, picked up the long knife that was put aside, and planned to practice the knife technique for a while.
"Sir."
A call caught his attention.
Ren Pingsheng raised his eyes, saw Li Yong standing there, and asked, "What's the matter?"
Li Yong walked up to Ren Pingsheng and said seriously: "Zhao Er and the others suspect that there are unclean things in the mansion."
Zhao Er is one of the [-] guards, he is five big and three rough, and he is quite brave in battle.
Unclean things?
Ren Pingsheng was startled, and asked: "How do you say that?"
Li Yong said in a deep voice: "Zhao Er and the others saw more than once when they got up at night, there was a figure in the kitchen, not tall, thin, stooped, and when they approached, the figure would disappear immediately without leaving a trace .”
It does sound a little weird.
Ren Pingsheng was silent for a few seconds, looked at Li Yong, and asked, "What do you think?"
Li Yongdao: "In the past few days, I have patrolled the night several times, but I haven't found the figure they said, but the food in the kitchen does have traces of being eaten, and"
Speaking of this, he showed hesitation, as if hesitating to speak.
"But it doesn't matter." Ren Pingsheng waved his hand.
Only then did Li Yong say: "There is one missing pair of obscene trousers drying in the yard."
Steal obscene pants?
That dirty thing hobby is kind of unique.
Ren Pingsheng complained in his heart, seeing Li Yong's strange expression, he said sternly: "A man, it's just that his underwear was stolen, so there's no need to talk about it."
"."
After hearing this, Li Yong's expression became even weirder, and he said after a while: "My lord, the obscene trousers that are missing belong to you."
(End of this chapter)
"Auntie, are you talking about Tingfeng Pavilion?" Ren Pingsheng hesitated for a moment before asking.
"Otherwise?" Liu Yunmeng asked indifferently.
Ren Pingsheng didn't know what to say now.
It is human nature for my aunt to meditate and practice Taoism.
After all, there is really no difference between the two places from the outside.
But as a junior, he couldn't tell his aunt directly that Fengge's name sounded good, but in fact it was a place for Fengyue, a place for happy men to sell gold.
After a few seconds of silence, Ren Pingsheng said: "Auntie, I know there is a place called Yirenju, the tea is pretty good, how about going there to play chess?"
Yirenju is a serious restaurant. When he first came to the capital, he and his guards went there to dine.
"Yi Renju? Where is it?" Liu Yunmeng asked curiously.
"Chengnan, it only takes two sticks of incense at most to walk there." Ren Pingsheng answered truthfully.
The time for two sticks of incense is enough for her to play a game of chess.
Before the sunset, she had to rush back to the palace, time was precious and every second counted.
"I think this place is very good. Listening to the Wind Pavilion, listening to the wind and watching dances, drinking tea and playing chess, there is something special about it." Liu Yunmeng said.
"Listen to the wind. Listen to the wind shaking the bed?"
Ren Pingsheng was helpless and wanted to persuade him again, but before he could speak, he saw his aunt walking towards Tingfeng Pavilion.
"I'll just listen to my aunt this time, and next time I'll go to the Yirenju you mentioned."
"."
Ren Pingsheng looked at his aunt's slender back, with a look of helplessness on his face, so he could only follow.
The two walked into Tingfeng Pavilion one after the other.
Facing him, he saw several coquettish women in fancy dress, surrounded by a handsome man walking upstairs.
"Three gentlemen"
A woman with heavy make-up came towards her, and when she saw Liu Yunmeng and the maid beside her, she was slightly dazed, her words stuck in her throat, and she stopped abruptly.
Ren Pingsheng pretended to be indifferent: "Open a secluded private room, serve a pot of scented tea, and a game of Go."
The coquettish woman obviously didn't expect that someone would bring female relatives to the brothel to play chess, her expression suddenly became weird, thinking what's wrong with these two people?
But after all, he has been in the dusty place all year round, and he has never seen anything.
Just yesterday, she saw a man bring his wife and sister to the brothel to do that, but was caught by his wife on the spot and beaten to death.
"I understand, son, please wait a moment."
The coquettish woman finished speaking with a smile, looked at the young man beside her, gave a few instructions in a low voice, and then turned around to prepare scented tea and go.
"Young master, please come inside." The servant walked up to Ren Pingsheng with a respectful attitude.
"Ah."
Ren Pingsheng nodded, looked at his aunt, and said, "Little"
Halfway through the small words, he realized that if the people in the brothel heard him calling auntie, it would probably take less than a day for the streets and alleys to spread that there was something worse than a pig and dog, and took his auntie to the brothel today.
They didn't care that it was actually my aunt who insisted on taking him to the brothel.
"Ahem. Let's go upstairs."
Ren Pingsheng pretended to cough, skipped the word aunt, and led Liu Yunmeng into the private room.
Soon.
The previous coquettish woman brought Go and scented tea.
"My lord, please use it."
"Ah."
"There are people waiting outside the door, if you have any requirements, please tell me."
The coquettish woman left after saluting. Before walking out of the room, she took a look at Liu Yunmeng, her eyes flickered, and she didn't know what she was thinking.
After the door is closed.
Only Ren Pingsheng, Liu Yunmeng, and the court lady were left in the room.
Liu Yunmeng has been feeling bored in the palace for the past few days, she stretched out her hand to pinch Heizi, and said impatiently: "Don't feel sorry for me just because I'm your aunt, you have to go all out, you know?"
Is this how the word pity is used?
Ren Pingsheng always felt that this sentence sounded weird, but he still nodded and said: "Listen to my aunt."
After that, the two started playing chess again.
After two games in a row, Ren Pingsheng began to doubt his life again. After hesitating for a while, he said, "I have a more interesting way to play, is my aunt interested?"
While arranging the chessboard, Liu Yunmeng asked curiously, "What's the game?"
"It's very simple. It's also black and white. Whoever first connects five pieces of the same color into a line will win."
In Ren Pingsheng's eyes, my aunt's chess skills are at most as good as backgammon.
"If you form a line, you win?"
This is the first time Liu Yunmeng has heard of this style of play, and said with interest: "Try it in the next game!"
"it is good."
then.
Next, Ren Pingsheng played backgammon with Liu Yunmeng for half an hour.
I have to say that compared to Go, Gomoku is relatively easy.
At least you don't have to spend your brainpower thinking about how to release the water so that your aunt won't find out.
Time passed, and it was dusk in a blink of an eye.
As the sun sets, the dazzling rays of light turn the entire capital into golden yellow.
Listening to the indistinct orchestral music outside the house, and chatting with Ren Pingsheng without saying a word, Liu Yunmeng felt more comfortable than ever.
At this moment, she suddenly had a strong desire to keep Ren Pingsheng by her side, let him play chess and chat with her every day.
After all, there is no such interesting person in the palace.
When she was about to part, she looked at the handsome face in front of her, and wanted to confess several times, I am not my aunt, your aunt is my good sister
When the words came to his lips, he couldn't say anything, maybe because he was worried that after confessing, Ren Pingsheng would not talk to him again, or maybe he felt ashamed because he pretended to be someone else's aunt.
Anyway, at the final parting, Liu Yunmeng still didn't confess.
And Ren Pingsheng didn't doubt her identity, he just waved at her and didn't forget to remind her.
"Auntie, don't forget about the herbs!"
Back to Ren Mansion, it was getting late.
The night fell, quiet and peaceful.
As usual, Ren Pingsheng practiced the "Longevity Technique" first, then washed and went to bed.
After a night of nothing, when I opened my eyes the next day, the first thing I did was turn on the system as usual.
[Sign in successfully, gain strength +1]
The system beep sounds.
Ren Pingsheng looked as usual, got up and changed his clothes, came to the yard, sat down cross-legged, and began to exercise.
After three sticks of incense.
He let out a breath of turbid air slowly, picked up the long knife that was put aside, and planned to practice the knife technique for a while.
"Sir."
A call caught his attention.
Ren Pingsheng raised his eyes, saw Li Yong standing there, and asked, "What's the matter?"
Li Yong walked up to Ren Pingsheng and said seriously: "Zhao Er and the others suspect that there are unclean things in the mansion."
Zhao Er is one of the [-] guards, he is five big and three rough, and he is quite brave in battle.
Unclean things?
Ren Pingsheng was startled, and asked: "How do you say that?"
Li Yong said in a deep voice: "Zhao Er and the others saw more than once when they got up at night, there was a figure in the kitchen, not tall, thin, stooped, and when they approached, the figure would disappear immediately without leaving a trace .”
It does sound a little weird.
Ren Pingsheng was silent for a few seconds, looked at Li Yong, and asked, "What do you think?"
Li Yongdao: "In the past few days, I have patrolled the night several times, but I haven't found the figure they said, but the food in the kitchen does have traces of being eaten, and"
Speaking of this, he showed hesitation, as if hesitating to speak.
"But it doesn't matter." Ren Pingsheng waved his hand.
Only then did Li Yong say: "There is one missing pair of obscene trousers drying in the yard."
Steal obscene pants?
That dirty thing hobby is kind of unique.
Ren Pingsheng complained in his heart, seeing Li Yong's strange expression, he said sternly: "A man, it's just that his underwear was stolen, so there's no need to talk about it."
"."
After hearing this, Li Yong's expression became even weirder, and he said after a while: "My lord, the obscene trousers that are missing belong to you."
(End of this chapter)
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