Deyun's salted fish, China Entertainment's superstar, the god of the game circle

Chapter 83 Study hard
on the tenth day of the twelfth lunar month,

The number of people going home for the New Year is increasing day by day, and the streets of the capital are quite deserted.

A lot of spectators gathered in the Tianqiao Theater, even a little more than usual.

The reason why there are so many people is not because today is the last performance of Deyun Society years ago. After all, there is no special program sealed yet. In the eyes of the audience, tonight is just an ordinary performance.

It's just that Tang Deyan suddenly returned to the eyes of the public in a special way, and fans had no way to meet him in person, so they had to come here to "reminisce" for a while.

But there is one thing to say, Guo Degang and Yu Qian's cross talk is still good, and Hou Zhen who announces the curtain, I heard that he used to be Tang Deyan's partner.

Hey, why don't you go down after the earthquake report is over?Wait, he seemed to say that the next show performer is him and Tang Deyan?
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Shi Shiran, wearing a coat, Tang Deyan walked to the stage. The fans who came here to "memorize" him thought they were dazzled, and then excitedly cheered and screamed with all their strength.

The experienced old viewers originally planned to take advantage of the time when Guo Degang and Yu Qian had just left the stage, but they were "stopped" by the cheers halfway, and turned around to see Tang Deyan and Hou Zhen standing on the stage.

On the stage, Tang Deyan adjusted the microphone, waved to the cheering audience, and said to the audience who left their seats: "Aren't you going to the bathroom? Hurry up!"

"Not going."

A spectator yelled and turned to his seat.

Tang Deyan hurriedly persuaded: "Don't, there have been three shows before this, and Guo Degang and Teacher Yu Qian also performed a show just now."

Hou Zhen: "Yes."

Tang Deyan: "Now, Mr. Guo Degang needs to take a break backstage."

Hou Zhen: "Yes."

Tang Deyan: "The audience friends are quite tired after listening to the four paragraphs. It is very necessary to go to the bathroom and smoke a cigarette."

Hou Zhen: "That's right."

Tang Deyan: "So the time when we are on stage is the time when the audience goes to the toilet and Guo Degang drinks water."

Hahahaha.

Hou Zhen: "He talked about these two things together."

When talking about having fun, Tang Deyan picked out a wave of laughter first.

After the audience laughed, he said again: "Okay, let's stop making trouble. I have to introduce myself if I get on stage."

"I need an introduction." Hou Zhendian said.

"As for me, my name is Tang Deyan, and the person next to me is Hou Zhen. We two brothers are here today to perform a drama for everyone."

Hou Zhen said, "How do you do drama on the cross talk stage?"

"Then what?"

"Cross talk!"

Tang Deyan spread his hands and said, "But I haven't learned cross talk before."

"Why haven't you learned it? Didn't you become a teacher?" Hou Zhen asked in surprise.

Tang Deyan: "I have falsified my academic qualifications!"

Ha ha ha ha hey! ~
The audience only thought that Tang Deyan was teasing about the gossip magazine hacking him before, and the laughter broke out instantly.It's just that the burden is not over yet.

Hou Zhen said on the stage: "Your master is not capable of issuing you a graduation certificate. What kind of falsification of academic qualifications is this?"

Tang Deyan seemed to be hearing this kind of statement for the first time, and said with wide-eyed eyes: "If you don't have a diploma, is it considered academic fraud?"

"Yeah, you don't have any education, so what kind of fraud is it?"

"If you want to say that, I won't pay the tuition fees at the University of London next year."

"Why don't you pay tuition fees?"

"I don't pay tuition fees, and if they don't issue me a graduation certificate, I don't count it as fraudulent academic qualifications!" Tang Deyan took it for granted.

"Yeah, that counts as dropping out of school, anyway, you're familiar with it." Hou Zhen said offensively, shaking off the black history of dropping out of Tang Deyan Private University, which caused the audience to burst into laughter again.

Tang Deyan was distressed: "Then what should I do?"

Hou Zhen: "What should I do? You should study hard. Those who always want to do crooked ways are easy to be scolded!"

"Who scolded me? Oh, the son of the family like you?" Tang Deyan said.

Hou Zhen was taken aback when he heard the words, and asked, "I am from a family of cross talk, why is Feng Pants from a family of film?"

"You don't know that, do you?" Tang Deyan clasped his palm halfway, and said with a thumbs up: "Feng Pants' father, Mr. Wang Shuo, is a very famous figure in the movie circle."

Hou Zhen quickly pulled his hand down and said, "No, the two of them are not father and son."

"Isn't it a father-son relationship?" Tang Deyan immediately made a clear expression: "I said why Feng's pants became popular and he didn't recognize anyone!"

Feng trousers sprayed him in the newspaper before, and he was revenge. He scolded Feng trousers for following Wang Shuo's ass before he became popular, and he was more filial than his son.

Huh! ~~~~~ The scene caused another climax.

"Don't offend others with nonsense." Hou Zhen said, "Let's talk about your schooling."

"What's there to say? It's not that I spent some money to buy an admission qualification, and then I didn't go to class. What's there to say about such a small matter?" Tang Deyan put on a posture that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

"Then you spent all your money, why don't you go to school?" Hou Zhen asked.

Tang Deyan: "I know what I do. I'm not the material for school."

Hou Zhen: "Then what will you do if you don't go to school and have no education?"
Tang Deyan: "What you said is wrong. What you get in school is a diploma, which is not the same as culture. A diploma is a train ticket in life."

Hou Zhen: "How do you say it?"

"The train is leaving, oh, a diploma is a train ticket, and Peking University's and Tsinghua's are like first-class soft sleepers."

"Oh"

"The ones with a junior college degree are hard sleepers, and the ones run by the private sector are standing tickets."

"Hi"

"If you're an adult, then wait in the toilet!~"

"There are people everywhere!"

"When the train arrives, get off to find a job. What the boss asks is how capable you are and what you can do. They don't ask what seat you are sitting in!"

"It is!"

It is said that Tang Deyan is ready to live here.

"It's the same for artists. What the audience wants to see is what works you have, not how many diplomas you have. So in the end, it is the cultural background that the artist fights for. You include us who talk about cross talk."

"how to say?"

"Some people say that traditional cross talk is dead, you can't talk about it anymore, it's out of the era, and they say that I listen to so-and-so's recording, which is not fun at all. I say you listen to the 1947 recording, which was fashionable at the time."

"Um"

"If you talk about the jokes from that time today, you are outdated, and many programs can still be used today."

Hou Zhen: "That's the same."

Tang Deyan: "You include a program, hey, you may, you may not."

Hou Zhen: "Why can't I know?"

Tang Deyan said again: "Anyway, people can."

Hou Zhen said angrily: "Then why am I not a human being? It's outrageous, you just talk about it."

"That's the one. When you meet a toad, the toad is very good at teaching, croak, croak, why is the toad screaming so loudly?"

Hou Zhen, "What's wrong with this? This is our traditional cross talk, "Toad Pu".

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　Please don’t complain about the piece I made up by myself. For the original version, please read Guo Degang and Yu Qian’s "Study Hard"

　　
　
(End of this chapter)