Deyun's salted fish, China Entertainment's superstar, the god of the game circle
Chapter 58 Something happened again
Chapter 58 Something happened again
"Come, come, come and line up"
"Eggplant!~"
"Do you have a group? Pull Young Master in, and ask him for a photo when the time comes!"
"Slow down on the way back, and tell the friends in the group, don't come and block me if you have nothing to do, I will send him a copy of "Three-year college entrance examination and two-year simulation" to go back and do it!"
"Hahahahaha".
. . . . . .
After sending off the enthusiastic fans with great difficulty, Tang Deyan wiped the sweat from his forehead.Hou Zhen was so tired that he sat down on the chair and couldn't get up.Guo Degang and the others were also very tired following the busy greetings.Greeting Yue Yunpeng and Kong Yunlong to move two boxes of mineral water from the backstage, each gave a bottle, and gulped down.
"Gudong Gudong, ah!~" Drank more than half of the bottle in one breath, and felt a little relieved after a comfortable breath: "Junior brother, your fans are really capable of making trouble, almost tormenting half of my life."
"It's not a big deal, I didn't expect being a star to be so tiring." Yu Qian said as he lit a cigarette and held it in his mouth.
Tang Deyan screwed on the bottle cap and said, "What kind of a star am I? A real big star has all these chores handled by the company's agent. We are a grassroots team at best. Don't laugh at me, sooner or later there will be people When it's red, the scene will probably be more exaggerated than this."
"I hope there will be such a day." Guo Degang murmured, obviously not convinced.
Tang Deyan didn't bother to talk to him, anyway, according to the current situation, Deyun Society and Guo Degang should not be far away from the fire.After thinking about it:
"Okay, everyone is tired today, find a restaurant, I'll treat you, and have a good meal."
"Let's go, Nan Laishun is not far from here, let's cook mutton!" Hearing the meal, he regained his energy.
"Eating pots in this summer, you don't feel too impatient to panic!~"
"You don't understand this. You have to eat mutton boiled in summer. It's so hot this day, and the hot pot is so hot. As soon as the bubbling is bubbling, put the mutton in and scald it, and dip it in sesame sauce, and the sweat will break out immediately. At this time, you have to drink a bottle of cold beer, take a sip to cool your heart, and then burp it, it's called comfort..."
"Okay, okay, stop talking, let's go." Tang Deyan was already hungry, and Hou Zhen's saliva was about to drop when he said this.
Guo Degang and the others seemed to think that the idea of eating boiled mutton was indeed a good idea, so they went out together.
"You two don't follow, go backstage and tidy up."
Tang Deyan turned his head, only to see that Cao Yunjin was sending Yue Yunpeng and Kong Yunlong who were at the end back.
"Why do you keep bullying them? Are you free? You two go together."
"Hey! Thank you, Uncle Master." Kong Yunlong was a foolish and bold person, happily ran to Tang Deyan's side and followed, ignoring Cao Yunjin.Yue Yunpeng was timid and didn't dare to make a sound, but timidly followed behind.
Cao Yunjin didn't dare to stab Tang Deyan, so he stopped talking, and the group continued to walk out.
When we arrived in Nanlaishun, maybe there was no time to eat. There was no one table of guests in such a big restaurant.Ma Liuer waited for the table after ordering.
There is a saying that if there is no food in the capital, the poor will love it.In fact, this boiled mutton has no technical content, whether it is delicious or not depends on whether you are particular or not.
First of all, the most important thing is of course the choice of meat. The Beijing shabu-shabu soup is a clear soup, and only a few slices of ginger and scallions are thrown in. If the mutton is not enough, it will be a complete failure.
The meat should be castrated ram, and the best product is the small-tailed sheep produced by NMG Jining.This kind of sheep produces about [-] kilograms of meat per head, and the five parts that can be used for cooking are the upper brain, the big Sancha, the small Sancha, the crotch, and the cucumber strips, which total less than [-] grams.
Not only the selection of ingredients is exquisite but also fresh, the hand-cut mutton must be able to stand on the plate, that is, the mutton must not fall off when the plate stands upright.Served with Chinese cabbage and frozen tofu, put it in a red copper pot boiled with pear charcoal!
That's called a "hot"~~!
Tang Deyan wondered if he forgot his IQ at home and didn't bring it out, and actually believed Hou Zhen's nonsense. It's not something normal people can enjoy in this summer around a carbon road~!
In addition, Nanlaishun, a time-honored brand, has no air conditioner at all, and the creaking ceiling fan on the roof has no effect on cooling down. The people at Tang Deyan's table are sweating profusely, and all the clothes are soaked in a short while!
It's also strange, the men at this table took off their shirts in the end, and ate the meat with their shirts off, but none of them offered to change the place.
Among them, Yu Qian sweated the most, because besides the carbon stove, his heat source had an extra cigarette butt. Finally, he couldn't bear it any longer, so he went to the front desk and took the boss's newspaper to fan him.
After a few slaps, a sip of wine, two sips of meat, two sips of cigarettes between fingers, and a look back, "Huh? Deyan, why are you in the newspaper?"
"I'll take a look, I'll take a look." Hou Zhen snatched the newspaper and read: "Recently, the reporter noticed that in a talent show targeting young people, a talent singer named Tang Deyan sang "Explore the Clear Water River" and was sought after by audiences who didn't know the truth.
In fact, although the song "Exploring the Qingshuihe" has been adapted, it cannot be denied that it is essentially a trifle vulgar song circulated among the people at the bottom of the old society. The phenomenon that such a vulgar, vulgar, and kitsch song is sought after instead made the reporter think deeply. . . . . "
"Deyan, is this offending someone?" Guo Degang asked.
"That Teacher Wu must have done it." Hou Zhen said indignantly.
"There is no one else but him. So I dare to hide behind and find someone to spit on, and leave him alone." Tang Deyan didn't care. There are a lot of Internet trolls in later generations. Compared with this, writing a piece of tofu in a newspaper is simply a child's play.
Besides, he has "Wan Jiang" by his side, this kind of small slander can't hurt him at all
"Don't worry, this will affect your reputation to some extent." Tang Deyan didn't care, but Guo Degang said worriedly.
"Hey, there will be no less meat. If you can't stand it, brother, why don't you write a cross talk joke to help me satirize him. It's called "I want to fight against the three vulgars". When we upload it on the Internet, it will definitely be seen by more people than his little tofu."
""I want to fight against the three vulgarities", write new jokes?" Guo Degang was attracted by this proposal.
"Yeah, seeing that our Deyun club is getting more and more popular, you, the leader of the group, must come up with some works, right? Although traditional cross talk is a classic, it is far worse in attracting fans than new jokes. If you want me to say, you should just save a few more new episodes, start with "I want to fight against the three vulgarities", and then focus on "I want to be a singer", "I am a writer" and so on, and make a series of my words!
Thank you for the monthly ticket recommendation ticket collection to follow the comments, the old man will not refuse
(End of this chapter)
"Come, come, come and line up"
"Eggplant!~"
"Do you have a group? Pull Young Master in, and ask him for a photo when the time comes!"
"Slow down on the way back, and tell the friends in the group, don't come and block me if you have nothing to do, I will send him a copy of "Three-year college entrance examination and two-year simulation" to go back and do it!"
"Hahahahaha".
. . . . . .
After sending off the enthusiastic fans with great difficulty, Tang Deyan wiped the sweat from his forehead.Hou Zhen was so tired that he sat down on the chair and couldn't get up.Guo Degang and the others were also very tired following the busy greetings.Greeting Yue Yunpeng and Kong Yunlong to move two boxes of mineral water from the backstage, each gave a bottle, and gulped down.
"Gudong Gudong, ah!~" Drank more than half of the bottle in one breath, and felt a little relieved after a comfortable breath: "Junior brother, your fans are really capable of making trouble, almost tormenting half of my life."
"It's not a big deal, I didn't expect being a star to be so tiring." Yu Qian said as he lit a cigarette and held it in his mouth.
Tang Deyan screwed on the bottle cap and said, "What kind of a star am I? A real big star has all these chores handled by the company's agent. We are a grassroots team at best. Don't laugh at me, sooner or later there will be people When it's red, the scene will probably be more exaggerated than this."
"I hope there will be such a day." Guo Degang murmured, obviously not convinced.
Tang Deyan didn't bother to talk to him, anyway, according to the current situation, Deyun Society and Guo Degang should not be far away from the fire.After thinking about it:
"Okay, everyone is tired today, find a restaurant, I'll treat you, and have a good meal."
"Let's go, Nan Laishun is not far from here, let's cook mutton!" Hearing the meal, he regained his energy.
"Eating pots in this summer, you don't feel too impatient to panic!~"
"You don't understand this. You have to eat mutton boiled in summer. It's so hot this day, and the hot pot is so hot. As soon as the bubbling is bubbling, put the mutton in and scald it, and dip it in sesame sauce, and the sweat will break out immediately. At this time, you have to drink a bottle of cold beer, take a sip to cool your heart, and then burp it, it's called comfort..."
"Okay, okay, stop talking, let's go." Tang Deyan was already hungry, and Hou Zhen's saliva was about to drop when he said this.
Guo Degang and the others seemed to think that the idea of eating boiled mutton was indeed a good idea, so they went out together.
"You two don't follow, go backstage and tidy up."
Tang Deyan turned his head, only to see that Cao Yunjin was sending Yue Yunpeng and Kong Yunlong who were at the end back.
"Why do you keep bullying them? Are you free? You two go together."
"Hey! Thank you, Uncle Master." Kong Yunlong was a foolish and bold person, happily ran to Tang Deyan's side and followed, ignoring Cao Yunjin.Yue Yunpeng was timid and didn't dare to make a sound, but timidly followed behind.
Cao Yunjin didn't dare to stab Tang Deyan, so he stopped talking, and the group continued to walk out.
When we arrived in Nanlaishun, maybe there was no time to eat. There was no one table of guests in such a big restaurant.Ma Liuer waited for the table after ordering.
There is a saying that if there is no food in the capital, the poor will love it.In fact, this boiled mutton has no technical content, whether it is delicious or not depends on whether you are particular or not.
First of all, the most important thing is of course the choice of meat. The Beijing shabu-shabu soup is a clear soup, and only a few slices of ginger and scallions are thrown in. If the mutton is not enough, it will be a complete failure.
The meat should be castrated ram, and the best product is the small-tailed sheep produced by NMG Jining.This kind of sheep produces about [-] kilograms of meat per head, and the five parts that can be used for cooking are the upper brain, the big Sancha, the small Sancha, the crotch, and the cucumber strips, which total less than [-] grams.
Not only the selection of ingredients is exquisite but also fresh, the hand-cut mutton must be able to stand on the plate, that is, the mutton must not fall off when the plate stands upright.Served with Chinese cabbage and frozen tofu, put it in a red copper pot boiled with pear charcoal!
That's called a "hot"~~!
Tang Deyan wondered if he forgot his IQ at home and didn't bring it out, and actually believed Hou Zhen's nonsense. It's not something normal people can enjoy in this summer around a carbon road~!
In addition, Nanlaishun, a time-honored brand, has no air conditioner at all, and the creaking ceiling fan on the roof has no effect on cooling down. The people at Tang Deyan's table are sweating profusely, and all the clothes are soaked in a short while!
It's also strange, the men at this table took off their shirts in the end, and ate the meat with their shirts off, but none of them offered to change the place.
Among them, Yu Qian sweated the most, because besides the carbon stove, his heat source had an extra cigarette butt. Finally, he couldn't bear it any longer, so he went to the front desk and took the boss's newspaper to fan him.
After a few slaps, a sip of wine, two sips of meat, two sips of cigarettes between fingers, and a look back, "Huh? Deyan, why are you in the newspaper?"
"I'll take a look, I'll take a look." Hou Zhen snatched the newspaper and read: "Recently, the reporter noticed that in a talent show targeting young people, a talent singer named Tang Deyan sang "Explore the Clear Water River" and was sought after by audiences who didn't know the truth.
In fact, although the song "Exploring the Qingshuihe" has been adapted, it cannot be denied that it is essentially a trifle vulgar song circulated among the people at the bottom of the old society. The phenomenon that such a vulgar, vulgar, and kitsch song is sought after instead made the reporter think deeply. . . . . "
"Deyan, is this offending someone?" Guo Degang asked.
"That Teacher Wu must have done it." Hou Zhen said indignantly.
"There is no one else but him. So I dare to hide behind and find someone to spit on, and leave him alone." Tang Deyan didn't care. There are a lot of Internet trolls in later generations. Compared with this, writing a piece of tofu in a newspaper is simply a child's play.
Besides, he has "Wan Jiang" by his side, this kind of small slander can't hurt him at all
"Don't worry, this will affect your reputation to some extent." Tang Deyan didn't care, but Guo Degang said worriedly.
"Hey, there will be no less meat. If you can't stand it, brother, why don't you write a cross talk joke to help me satirize him. It's called "I want to fight against the three vulgars". When we upload it on the Internet, it will definitely be seen by more people than his little tofu."
""I want to fight against the three vulgarities", write new jokes?" Guo Degang was attracted by this proposal.
"Yeah, seeing that our Deyun club is getting more and more popular, you, the leader of the group, must come up with some works, right? Although traditional cross talk is a classic, it is far worse in attracting fans than new jokes. If you want me to say, you should just save a few more new episodes, start with "I want to fight against the three vulgarities", and then focus on "I want to be a singer", "I am a writer" and so on, and make a series of my words!
Thank you for the monthly ticket recommendation ticket collection to follow the comments, the old man will not refuse
(End of this chapter)
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