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Chapter 109 The Joy of Being a Teacher
"Let's start?" Tang Deyan wore a pure cotton double-breasted jacket and exercise pants.Sitting comfortably in the folding chair with Erlang legs crossed.

Zhang Yunlei stood beside the chair with a guitar on his back.The facial features were all together, and he said with a sad face: "Master, this part is too difficult!"

"What's so difficult? You've been studying with your master for several years, and you can't even handle a 'reckless person' well?"

"I didn't mainly learn Taiping lyrics!"

"Hehe, you've learned to find reasons, right? Do whatever you want, believe it or not, I'll slap you." Tang Deyan sat up straight, scanning the ground left and right, as if looking for a stick, wicker or something.

Zhang Yunlei hurriedly said: "Don't, don't, uncle. I said, it's not okay!"

"Isn't it over this early? Hurry up." Tang Deyan leaned back on the chair again.

I thought to myself, the rules of this old society are really comforting.This family raised an apprentice, not only did the chores of cleaning, but also carried the bags when going out.The most important thing is to have the addiction of being a good teacher.No wonder Guo Degang accepted so many apprentices.

Seeing that he couldn't escape, Zhang Yunlei cleared his throat and said, "I'm thinking back then, in the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty, there was a reckless man. Since Taoyuan became righteous, the uncle's surname was Liu, his name was Bei, his name was Xuande, and he lived in Uncle Lousang. The second younger brother, his surname was Guan, his name was Yu, and his name was Yunchang, and he lived in Jieliang County, Puzhou, Shanxi. The third brother's surname was Zhang, his name was Fei, and his name was Yide, and he lived in Fanyang County, Zhuozhou. , Later known as General Changsheng.

Tang Deyan was listening while shaking his head.Zhang Yunlei's mouth is accurate, his enunciation is clear, and his body and expression are well coordinated, even if he speaks a bit too fast, the timing of taking a breath is not right.Speaking of the latter, I am afraid that the anger will not be enough.

Zhang Yunlei became excited as he spoke: "It's all because of a fierce battle in front of Changbanpo. That Zhao Yun, single-handedly, broke into Cao Ying, cut down two big rods, captured three lances, and his horse fell into a pit. He was worth his life. Cao Mengde saw a young general in white on the top of the mountain, with a white helmet and a white flag, riding a white dragon horse, and holding a bright silver gun. He is really a brave general. Success! I have the intention of loving the general in my heart, and Xu Shu secretly protected Zhao Yun. Xu Shu entered the Cao camp without saying a word. Today, seeing General Zhao's horse fell into the pit, and his life was worthless, he said: "Could it be that the prime minister has the intention of loving the general?"

When he said this, his breath was obviously insufficient. Fortunately, there was a character switch. Zhang Yunlei stared and frowned, and used a likeness of Cao Cao: "Cao Cao said: 'Exactly'".At the same time, he secretly took a big breath, although it was a bit abrupt, he continued anyway.

Xu Shu said: "Why don't you take this general in!" Cao Cao hastily issued an order: "Order to shake the mountain, and the three armies can hear clearly. I want to live Zhao Yun, not Zilong. If one soldier and one general hurt General Zhao's life! 51 generals, 83 troops, and he will fight alone." . . . . .

But when it comes to "the green umbrella is removed", I forgot to steal my breath again. The next paragraph is the fastest stage in the whole paragraph, and it is getting faster and faster.When Tang Deyan heard that he forgot to take a breath, he knew that he would not be able to speak, so he sat up straight and waited to see a joke.

"I saw Zhang Fei: leopard head and eyes, face like moist iron, black and bright, bright and black, with a black steel beard pierced under the jaw, like a steel needle, like an iron wire. Wearing an iron helmet, two dragons fighting treasures, Zhu Ying floating, embedded with eight treasures-clouds, Luo, umbrellas, covers, flowers, pots, fish, long. Zhang Ba Snake Spear stood on the bridge head, gnashed his teeth, beat his chest in resentment, and cursed: "Cao Cao, listen to the truth, hey!Today, Mr. Zhang, your family, is here. You may attack or fight, advance or retreat, fight or fight; no attack, no fight, no advance, no retreat, no. . . . . . "

Sure enough, in Zhang Yunlei's half-breath, the more he spoke, the lower his voice became. Halfway through the speech, he couldn't go on anymore, and his face turned red.Of course it could also be embarrassing.

Tang Deyan originally wanted to teach a few words, but he really couldn't imitate the style of Guo Degang's apprentice who just scratched his ears when he made a mistake in a word.Still inexperienced, I had to say.

"It's alright, I'll tell you later, and mark out where you need to breathe and steal your breath. You can just practice as long as you have nothing to do." He didn't brag, he was not good at anything else in the cross talk industry, only Liuhuo'er and Guankou were the most solid, there was no way, he would learn it once, and he would be familiar with it twice.How can this be reasonable.

"Hey, thank you uncle." Zhang Yunlei hurriedly said, living together for several days, Zhang Yunlei knew that this uncle was really lazy, and it was not easy for him to tell a passage.But people can imitate many people who say the same passage, the speed of speech, and the tone of mouth are exactly the same.Be willing to give advice, just like several cross talk masters giving lectures at the same time. Yes, the harvest is not at 01:30.

"Tang Deyan, are you bullying children here again?" A seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl with a small square face and big eyes came bouncing and trotting over with long straight and slender legs.It's a pity that it has a long mouth.

"It doesn't matter whether it's big or small, everyone calls Mr. Tang. You can call Brother Tang, but you have to call me by my full name, is it reasonable?" Tang Deyan said.

"Oh, you're about my age, don't pretend to be old-fashioned." The little girl said indifferently.

"Oh? In that case, pigtail, call someone." Tang Deyan said to Zhang Yunlei on the side.

The little girl was still in a daze, thinking: Call someone?Who are you calling?Calling out my full name and looking for someone to hit me?

Zhang Yunlei did not hesitate at all, and directly bowed: "Hello, Aunt Yang Mi!"

Only then did Yang Mi realize that Tang Deyan was making fun of herself.

A little girl of seventeen or eighteen was called aunt by a boy of fifteen or sixteen, and her face was somewhat uncomfortable.But she herself said that she was about the same age as Tang Deyan, so it seemed that there was nothing wrong with her nephew calling her auntie.

I can only vent my anger by saying something like "You are so bad, I hate you to death".

Tang Deyan laughed for a while, and didn't intend to bully the little girl too much.

"If you don't study hard in acting, what are you doing here?"

Yang Mi was still angry, and said angrily: "Director Ning asked me to inform you that the two of you are about to change scenes. Hmph, I really don't know why the production crew kept you two for nothing!"

Tang Deyan was incredulous when he heard these words: "Please, I invested in this movie! In contrast, you, an actor who joined the group early, are here to eat for free! Oh, oh no. It should be crawling on me to suck blood!"

"I live at my house, so I just eat your boxed lunches! Hmph, cheapskate." Yang Mi pouted and said, "Xiao Zhui, don't learn from your uncle!"

"Understood, Aunt Yang Mi."

(End of this chapter)