Lawyer Luo’s live broadcast of popularization of the law, are you acting as a joke player?

Chapter 71 Defying the sky! "Cure All Diseases" Illegal Practice of Medicine?

[Live room of outlaw lunatic Zhang San]

What about the corpse, it actually saved the life?

What kind of unnatural operation is this?

Netizens immediately became overwhelmed with the joke that Lawyer Luo just said.

Some law students think about this question!

research academic issues.

But most of the netizens were directly amused!
Flying with memes:

""Cure All Diseases", the bird heals people's crimes!"

"I just realized that I laughed so hard [laughing and crying], come here, kill me and let Xiu'er ascend the throne!"

"Is Xiu'er you [Year of the Ox], help me up the high-voltage power line and give Xiu'er the first blow!"

"In? There are no books of yours in the bookstore? Where can I read your books?!"

"I'll give you 5 cents, delete my post!"

"The dead were revived, so should the "dead" thank this little bird for treating people [wonderful]"

Zhang San: What insult~ dead body?This is my ancestral secret method, to save people by saving Yang Qi! "

"Illegal practice of medicine, illegal infusion, illegal acupuncture, pout brother rebirth? [Off the single doge]!"

"Acupuncture is outrageous!"

"[Doge] practiced medicine illegally for the purpose of making a profit, so if I don't make a profit, am I innocent?"

"Illegal practice of medicine is a professional crime. If you are required to practice medicine all the time, it does not count once or twice!"

"Is this a question that carbon-based organisms can think of?"

"This is what carbon-based organisms can do!"

"Anyone who dares to touch a corpse is a ruthless person!"

"I'm not kidding, I just want to ask why the undead are in the morgue?"

Some netizens really replied: "Sometimes people will die in suspended animation, like shock or something, it's the same as being dead, but there is a chance of resurrection.

This is why the ancients kept their spirits. According to the ancient tradition, burying a person three days after death is to confirm that the person is definitely dead.

Modern times don't pay much attention to it. In case of an accident and the state of suspended animation occurs, and the family members don't collect the body in time, they will put it in the morgue. "

"I'm here to listen to the jokes, so go alone!"

"How can I have no culture, I'll go all over the world with one word!"

"..."

So the talents are among the people.

The textual comments posted by netizens proved the breadth and depth of the text.

talent.

Luo Kai looked at the buildings discussed by netizens and seemed to be getting more and more crooked.

Netizens expressed their desire to hear the follow-up.

What is the follow-up to the joke?

Luo Kai shook his head lightly.

He took a sip of the Coke next to him.

After a slight cough, he began to say:

"Let's analyze this joke from a legal point of view... cough cough cough!

Zhang San is insulting ~ corpse, but in fact that person is not dead!
What do you want subjectively?Insult~ Corpse!

But objectively what?How strong is that, right?

First of all, can it be convicted of rape?
Um?It will never be possible to convict rape! "

"Because subjectively there is no intention of rape, right? It is just a negligent rape, and negligent rape does not constitute rape!
But obviously, subjectively, he wanted to insult the corpse, but objectively, this is a living person and not dead yet!

Do you think the living and the dead overlap?
From a logical point of view, we feel that the living and the dead do not overlap? "

When Luo Kai said this, he slightly lowered his eyes and put his hands together.

Netizens responded somewhat differently.

Somewhat uncertain.

Luo Kai explained with a slight smile: "Of course there is, the overlap between the dead and the living is that breath.

So this case will be considered as an attempt to insult~the corpse! ! "

"So the life of the law is experience rather than logic, and we legal professionals have to explain it, such as the coincidence between the living and the dead just now!"

"This is my explanation for my ignorance of subjective and objective aspects put forward by some netizens!
The subjective aspect is what a person knows what he wants to do, and the objective aspect is to see what he has implemented and what kind of consequences it has produced. In terms of grammatical tense, it is called the perfect tense! "

"For the conviction of a person, the objective aspect and the subjective aspect must be unified to carry out the conviction!"

After Luo Kai finished speaking.

There are a lot of law students taking notes like crazy.

Some people even posted barrage, I hope you don't take this joke as a question for the law test...

Besides.

Most of the netizens are here to watch the fun and listen to jokes in this live broadcast room.

As for learning knowledge?

That's incidental.

But in this live broadcast room, they felt different!
original……

You can also learn legal knowledge through jokes.

That's outrageous, okay?
Netizens have repeatedly revived Zhang San and repeatedly committed various crimes.

Zhang San deserved the title of outlaw lunatic.

Identification of netizens:
"What's the point of being convicted? Crematoriums, mortuaries, and mass graves are vying for [doge]!"

"Zhang San became the person with the highest crime rate in this century!
Zhang San is just saving people in a way that ordinary people can't understand. "

"Zhang San: Why did she live?
It's not that I have used decades of yin and yang complementary skills to bring her back to life!
Am I wrong?I just want to save people, what's wrong with me? [Eating melon seeds] [crooked mouth]! "

"If the corpse revives and frightens Zhang San to death, and then Zhang San's family beats the corpse to death, and the corpse's family kills Zhang San's family, what crime [doge] will be convicted!"

"Lawyer Luo's joke can be made into a movie [Stay]!"

"The heroine of "Kill Bill" [funny] is directly killed after being resurrected!"

"Good guy, there really are, against the sky!"

"It's far from a big score, I'm sure I came to the right place, this is not a cross talk, but a live broadcast room for popularizing French?!"

"Killing me……"

"..."

It was quite a joy in the live broadcast room.

Someone quickly recorded the content of the live broadcast on the screen.

It can already be predicted that this will soon become one of Lawyer Luo's famous scenes.

Since it is weekend time.

Everyone is in relatively free time, so the number of online users has reached 600 million.

These are real numbers.

Rather than asking the brush to come to the data.

Luo Kai looked at the barrage, calculated that it was almost time, and it was time to get down to business.

Luo Kai picked up the tablet, and he built several groups.

The total number of people is about 10.

What do you want to do?
Luo Kai coughed lightly: "Thank you netizens, now, I want to do something!

That is to test the shopping software for everyone!

After I downloaded this software before, I saw the other party's promise, saying that if you invite enough people, you can bargain and get a mobile phone worth less than 1 yuan at zero yuan!

Is this huge online shopping platform software false propaganda?

It's still true, there are no routines, we will wait and see! "

Luo Kai coughed a little today.

His hand slid quickly on the tablet.

For this test.

He actually went to use and registered a new account for Bangchoyidao shopping software.

Ah!
a new account.

Everything that will happen next will be witnessed by netizens.

Invite 10 people to help bargain, can you get a mobile phone for free?
Under the witness of countless people, Luo Kai downloaded a shopping software that helped you cut a knife.

And received newcomer benefits.

Then the pop-up box said that inviting friends can get a mobile phone worth less than 1!

well.

Luo Kai sent this link to several large groups with a total of more than 10 people...

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