Doctor Song, are you married?

Chapter 71 71. Time for a King's Pesticide
It is not normal for a young girl to find a familiar male doctor for hemorrhoid surgery.

You know, for other operations, you may be keen to find a familiar doctor to do it.But for hemorrhoid surgery, most of them choose to find a stranger to do it. After all, if you show that place to acquaintances, there are still some psychological obstacles.

"Stop talking nonsense, get ready to go on stage." Song Qi glared at Jiang Han fiercely, then turned to Mo Xiaobei and said, "Hold on, I'm giving you anesthesia now, and you won't be in pain when you're done." Song Qi said, and poked another needle at the six o'clock position of Mo Xiaobei's chrysanthemum.

"Oh, it hurts to death! Song Qi, can't you give me general anesthesia? Just the kind where I take a breath and then fall asleep?" Mo Xiaobei's impression of surgical anesthesia has always been in movies and TV dramas.

It's not her fault either, it's the first time she has had an operation until she was 20 years old.

"Why do you need general anesthesia for cutting hemorrhoids? Local anesthesia is enough, bear with it, and you'll be fine later!" As he spoke, he poked another needle at the nine o'clock position.

Three or six needles were poked at 92 o'clock, worried that the medicine would not be effective enough, and another needle was added at 01:30, 04:30, 07:30, and 10:30, until the eight needle holes formed a standard circle around Mo Xiaobei's chrysanthemum, and Song Qi put down the syringe in satisfaction.

An excellent anesthesia should not only pursue painlessness, but also pursue beauty!Song Qi has always been a person who pursues perfection.

And Mo Xiaobei finally lost his sense of pain at this moment!
"Okay, it won't hurt anymore, you can take a good rest, it's time for a round of King's Pesticide, the surgery is almost done." Song Qi said to Mo Xiaobei, it was comforting.

"Damn it, the longest I've ever used King's Pesticide was three and a half hours." Mo Xiaobei almost cried.

"Ah? I'll take ten minutes at most twenty minutes." Song Qi was quite surprised.

"That's because you're too good, okay?"

Song Qi was a little speechless. Originally, she said this to let the little girl relax, but she didn't expect to expose her rookie nature. Forget about her, let's do the operation well.

Hemorrhoid surgery is not difficult. To a certain extent, it is even simpler than circumcision. Of course, Song Qi now has proficient hemorrhoid surgery skills. According to past experience, this level should be at the level of the attending doctor of the People's Hospital.Of course, if Song Qi was more careful, this level should be improved.

Therefore, Song Qi was not nervous at the moment.But still full of expectations.

"Look, this is a prolapsed internal hemorrhoid." Song Qi pulled the small meat ball that had protruded, and said to Jiang Han.

Pulling him into surgery is not only asking him to help, but also providing him with an opportunity to learn. Therefore, Song Qi is doing everything a superior doctor should do with all his heart.

"Hey, beautiful women's hemorrhoids look better than ordinary people's. You look pretty good, similar to that fruit." Jiang Han's words are always so different that Song Qi wants to kill him.

Mo Xiaobei, who was lying down, finally felt a little happy when he heard this, and finally spoke human words.

Song Qi, on the other hand, couldn't help but slander in her heart: "You have to get in touch with reality a little bit if you're flattering, okay, so Sha Matt is also called a beauty? Well, it's almost the same when you take off your makeup."

"Expand the anal canal," Song Qi said softly to the somewhat bewildered equipment nurse.

The instrument nurse blushed, and quickly came to her senses, took out the anal dilation tube from among a pile of surgical instruments, and handed it to Song Qi.

Seeing that Song Qi didn't say anything, the equipment nurse let out a sigh of relief. Fortunately, she was not found!It seems that I can't follow the handsome doctor on stage in the future, it's easy to get distracted
Mo Xiaobei, whose mood had just improved, heard the unfriendly name of anal expansion tube, subconsciously tightened his ass, and then felt a thick foreign object being pierced into the ass.

No pain!

But, it's really hard!Super uncomfortable!
"Song Qi, you bloody hell, what are you doing?" Maybe it was the infusion of blood substitute that made her regain some of her physical strength, and Mo Xiaobei seemed to be screaming more cheerfully than before.

Jiang Han was a little shocked, scolding the doctor on the operating table, is this not leaving him a way out?But thinking that since people can call him by his first name, he might have a special relationship with Song Qi. Thinking of this, he smiled ambiguously, and the equipment nurse also pursed his lips and smiled.

"Scissors!"

Song Qi, however, looked as steady as Mount Tai, and stretched out his hand to the equipment nurse without changing his face.

The equipment nurse quickly handed over the scissors!
"Scissors, scissors? Are you going to cut it?" Mo Xiaobei asked in horror.

"Yes, I'll give you a cut first, cut off your fallen meat balls, and then take a rest slowly. After a while, it will take about ten cuts." Song Qi said, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

"Electric knife!"

"Needle holder!"

Jiang Han finally understood now, Song Qi shouted once for every equipment, this is because he sincerely wanted the patient to hear it!
Just imagine, you are lying on the operating table, can't see anything, only hear the doctor shout, "scalpel, scissors, pliers, chainsaw" what kind of mood would you have?
"Did this little beauty offend you?" Jiang Han asked in a low voice.

"What are you talking about? Look at the kind of person I am." Song Qi said solemnly, and then shouted to the equipment nurse: "Give me the electric knife, there is a lot of bleeding here, I have to cauterize her twice."

"Cut..." Jiang Han rolled his eyes at Song Qi, don't I know what kind of person you are?

Mo Xiaobei completely collapsed, he couldn't say anything except shouting loudly.

Mo Xiaobei yelled for as long as the operation lasted.

As for how long it would take to play a round of Pesticide King, Mo Xiaobei had experienced it this time.

For Song Qi, the experience of this operation is that a proficient hemorrhoidectomy takes about 35 minutes, um, not including anesthesia.

As for the feel, it seems to be no different from circumcision.
Thank you.

Xie Yuanbo, with silver hair and a white exercise uniform, had dinner and practiced Baduanjin in the yard for a while, and at the moment he was drinking tremella soup stewed by the nanny.

Suddenly the phone rang.

He looked down, and it turned out to be a WeChat message from his precious granddaughter.

Quickly clicked on it, and when he saw the content, he suddenly lost his composure.

"Zhuzi, quickly prepare a car for me, go, go there." Xie Yuanbo looked down at the phone again, confirmed the address, and then said: "Go to the Nanshan District Hospital of Integrated Traditional Chinese and Western Medicine!"

"It's late at night, what are you going to the hospital for?" Mo Yu, who also had silver hair and a well-fitting cheongsam, asked softly when he heard the sound coming over.

"Xiaobei is hospitalized!" Xie Yuanbo said, his steps had already stepped out.

"Hospitalized? What's going on?" Hearing this answer, Mo Yu panicked, and quickly followed, "Didn't you say you're going to have dinner with Leizi?"

"I don't know the specific situation, so she just sent me this." Xie Yuanbo said, and handed the phone to Mo Yu.

(End of this chapter)