Doctor Song, are you married?
Chapter 43 Chapter 43
Chapter 43 43. He is still a child
"Here we come." Yuqing responded, leading a chubby little fat man in.
The little fat man was ten years old, and when he walked, his whole body was trembling.
Unlike those children who would cry as soon as they came in, this little fat man looked at Song Qi expectantly as soon as he entered the door, "Doctor, my mother said, you performed the operation on me, so I can pee standing up, right?"
Song Qi didn't quite understand it at first, but after listening to the kid's explanation, she finally understood.
It turned out that this little fat man, because he was really too fat, could only squat to urinate, and because of this, he was teased by many children in school.
Peeing standing up has also become a dream of his.
"After the operation, you can definitely pee standing up, but you have to work hard to lose weight in the future. If you don't lose weight, even if you can pee standing up now, you will still shrink back in the future." Song Qi patiently said to the child.But he didn't tell him that for every five kilograms in weight, little JJ will shorten by one centimeter.
Xu Liming came in at this time.
Seeing the little fat man brought in by Yuqing, Xu Liming had an ominous premonition!
After hearing what the little fat man said, he felt even less optimistic.The circumcision of the little fat man is not so easy to do.What's more, this is not an ordinary fat man, but a fat man with a full weight of 150 Jin.
"Song Qi, this is a bit difficult. It is said that it was rejected by several hospitals, so be careful." Yu Qing leaned over and said to Song Qi.
Song Qi nodded. Cutting a fat man's foreskin is indeed more difficult than ordinary people, but with a proficient level of circumcision in hand, it shouldn't be a problem at all to deal with a fat man, right?
[The task order has been generated, please receive it. 】
[Elementary task: Complete 100 traditional circumcisions. 】
[Requirements: Standard operation, no complications. 】
[Task Reward: Skilled Hemorrhoidectomy]
When Song Qi washed his hands, a new mission menu appeared in front of him.
It turned out to be a hundred times!Is this leap too big?Song Qi couldn't help complaining in his heart.
But considering the follow-up effect of the show, even if it is a hundred circumcisions, it should be completed in a week, right?
The reward turned out to be hemorrhoid surgery?
Forget it, the task has just begun, let’s talk about it later
"Jiang Han, I will do the anesthesia and disinfection myself."
Thinking that this was the first proficient level of circumcision, Song Qi felt that it was necessary for him to participate in the whole process and fully experience the difference of each operation.
Although the little fat man is only ten years old, his weight has already reached 150 kilograms. Considering the poor effect of local anesthesia, if he does not cooperate when the time comes, the operation may be difficult to carry out smoothly. After thinking twice, Song Qi decided to give him general anesthesia.
"Alright, I'm just tired too. I'm going out to smoke a cigarette. I'll bring you something to eat. Fried chicken or a hamburger." Jiang Han detoxified all morning, and now he's a little tired and hungry, so he just wanted to take the opportunity to go out and eat some junk food.
"Forget it, I won't eat, I will go to the cafeteria to eat later." Song Qi has no interest in these fried foods, and at the moment all the attention is on this little fat man, so he directly refused.
"Song Qi didn't say she was tired after doing so many surgeries, but you are tired after disinfecting the virus. Jiang Han, can you do it?" Yu Qing glanced at Jiang Han and said without holding back.
Jiang Han stopped doing it when he heard this, "Do you think I can do it? Do you want to give it a try?"
Song Qi's side has already been given anesthesia, and the little fat man is already in a coma. He has spread the hole towel and is disinfecting it.
"Why don't you try it? Let's see if you can do it or he can do it?" Song Qi said, pointing to the little fat man who was already lying on the operating table.
Jiang Han and Yuqing hurried over.
"Hey, where's his little dick?" Yuqing was stunned when she saw it, and asked without restraint.
Jiang Han was also taken aback, "That's right, it hasn't been cut yet? Where did it go?"
Xu Liming also came over, seeing the situation of the little fat man, instead of smiling, on the contrary, he was sweating for Song Qi.
"Here it is." Song Qi squeezed the fleshy flesh on both sides of the little fat man's thighs, and only then did he see a little bump on the groin
"That's okay?" Jiang Han couldn't help complaining.
"So, here comes the question, is it you or someone else?" Song Qi suppressed a smile.
Yuqing covered her mouth and almost laughed out loud.
"I'm definitely better than him! No, no, Song Qi, what do you mean?" Only now did Jiang Han realize that he was being teased by Song Qi.
"This is called talking about the importance of losing weight." Song Qi looked at Jiang Han's slightly fat belly and smiled meaningfully.
"Am I fat?" Jiang Han felt guilty for a while.
"Not fat, not fat, it's only a few fried chicken distances away from that." Yuqing pointed to the little fat man, and then said.
Jiang Han was so angry that it was fine to be made fun of because of poor skills, but now he was discriminated against because of being fat?
But is he fat?Jiang Han subconsciously looked at his lower abdomen, took a deep breath, inhaled, inhaled, inhaled, and took three breaths in a row, but the legendary six-pack abs did not appear.
Is it really fat?Jiang Han began to feel unconfident, and subconsciously did a few chest-expanding exercises. Forget it, let's not eat fried chicken, and don't eat the pig's trotters that he practiced sewing in the future.
"Song Qi, is this operation safe?"
Unlike young people, Xu Liming has long passed the age of making such jokes. What he is worried about at the moment is whether Song Qi can successfully complete the operation.
"Do you want to ask the director of urology department to come down and have a look?"
Although I made people angry just now, but when encountering a situation, I still have to ask for help. This is called being able to bend and stretch.
"No need? Although this is a bit difficult, I think it should be fine."
What about the proficient level of circumcision? It's more than enough to deal with a little fat man, right?
"That's fine, try it first, if it doesn't work, I'll ask Lao Zhang to come down." Xu Liming said, took a chair and sat down beside him.
Song Qi had already been sterilized, and when he was hesitating where to cut the knife, he suddenly felt a numbness in his hand, and then his whole right hand began to convulse.
Song Qi was taken aback, thinking, it's broken, won't it cause cramp at a critical moment?
However, this convulsion lasted for less than three seconds, and then he felt his hands become more relaxed and nimble, picked up the electric knife, and cut it almost subconsciously.
"Song Qi, you're crazy! Why don't you design the length of the inner and outer plates first." Xu Liming stood up abruptly as he said, and he also leaned towards Song Qi's side. If he didn't wear gloves, he might have stepped forward to grab Song Qi's scalpel.
"Director, where's the sterile area in front?" Although Yuqing also felt that Song Qi's operation was a bit different, she still chose to trust Song Qi. In order to prevent Xu Liming from disturbing Song Qi, she reminded her in a low voice.
Xu Liming stepped back, but his eyes were still following Song Qi's scalpel, and he muttered: "Song Qi, don't act recklessly, he is still a child"
(End of this chapter)
"Here we come." Yuqing responded, leading a chubby little fat man in.
The little fat man was ten years old, and when he walked, his whole body was trembling.
Unlike those children who would cry as soon as they came in, this little fat man looked at Song Qi expectantly as soon as he entered the door, "Doctor, my mother said, you performed the operation on me, so I can pee standing up, right?"
Song Qi didn't quite understand it at first, but after listening to the kid's explanation, she finally understood.
It turned out that this little fat man, because he was really too fat, could only squat to urinate, and because of this, he was teased by many children in school.
Peeing standing up has also become a dream of his.
"After the operation, you can definitely pee standing up, but you have to work hard to lose weight in the future. If you don't lose weight, even if you can pee standing up now, you will still shrink back in the future." Song Qi patiently said to the child.But he didn't tell him that for every five kilograms in weight, little JJ will shorten by one centimeter.
Xu Liming came in at this time.
Seeing the little fat man brought in by Yuqing, Xu Liming had an ominous premonition!
After hearing what the little fat man said, he felt even less optimistic.The circumcision of the little fat man is not so easy to do.What's more, this is not an ordinary fat man, but a fat man with a full weight of 150 Jin.
"Song Qi, this is a bit difficult. It is said that it was rejected by several hospitals, so be careful." Yu Qing leaned over and said to Song Qi.
Song Qi nodded. Cutting a fat man's foreskin is indeed more difficult than ordinary people, but with a proficient level of circumcision in hand, it shouldn't be a problem at all to deal with a fat man, right?
[The task order has been generated, please receive it. 】
[Elementary task: Complete 100 traditional circumcisions. 】
[Requirements: Standard operation, no complications. 】
[Task Reward: Skilled Hemorrhoidectomy]
When Song Qi washed his hands, a new mission menu appeared in front of him.
It turned out to be a hundred times!Is this leap too big?Song Qi couldn't help complaining in his heart.
But considering the follow-up effect of the show, even if it is a hundred circumcisions, it should be completed in a week, right?
The reward turned out to be hemorrhoid surgery?
Forget it, the task has just begun, let’s talk about it later
"Jiang Han, I will do the anesthesia and disinfection myself."
Thinking that this was the first proficient level of circumcision, Song Qi felt that it was necessary for him to participate in the whole process and fully experience the difference of each operation.
Although the little fat man is only ten years old, his weight has already reached 150 kilograms. Considering the poor effect of local anesthesia, if he does not cooperate when the time comes, the operation may be difficult to carry out smoothly. After thinking twice, Song Qi decided to give him general anesthesia.
"Alright, I'm just tired too. I'm going out to smoke a cigarette. I'll bring you something to eat. Fried chicken or a hamburger." Jiang Han detoxified all morning, and now he's a little tired and hungry, so he just wanted to take the opportunity to go out and eat some junk food.
"Forget it, I won't eat, I will go to the cafeteria to eat later." Song Qi has no interest in these fried foods, and at the moment all the attention is on this little fat man, so he directly refused.
"Song Qi didn't say she was tired after doing so many surgeries, but you are tired after disinfecting the virus. Jiang Han, can you do it?" Yu Qing glanced at Jiang Han and said without holding back.
Jiang Han stopped doing it when he heard this, "Do you think I can do it? Do you want to give it a try?"
Song Qi's side has already been given anesthesia, and the little fat man is already in a coma. He has spread the hole towel and is disinfecting it.
"Why don't you try it? Let's see if you can do it or he can do it?" Song Qi said, pointing to the little fat man who was already lying on the operating table.
Jiang Han and Yuqing hurried over.
"Hey, where's his little dick?" Yuqing was stunned when she saw it, and asked without restraint.
Jiang Han was also taken aback, "That's right, it hasn't been cut yet? Where did it go?"
Xu Liming also came over, seeing the situation of the little fat man, instead of smiling, on the contrary, he was sweating for Song Qi.
"Here it is." Song Qi squeezed the fleshy flesh on both sides of the little fat man's thighs, and only then did he see a little bump on the groin
"That's okay?" Jiang Han couldn't help complaining.
"So, here comes the question, is it you or someone else?" Song Qi suppressed a smile.
Yuqing covered her mouth and almost laughed out loud.
"I'm definitely better than him! No, no, Song Qi, what do you mean?" Only now did Jiang Han realize that he was being teased by Song Qi.
"This is called talking about the importance of losing weight." Song Qi looked at Jiang Han's slightly fat belly and smiled meaningfully.
"Am I fat?" Jiang Han felt guilty for a while.
"Not fat, not fat, it's only a few fried chicken distances away from that." Yuqing pointed to the little fat man, and then said.
Jiang Han was so angry that it was fine to be made fun of because of poor skills, but now he was discriminated against because of being fat?
But is he fat?Jiang Han subconsciously looked at his lower abdomen, took a deep breath, inhaled, inhaled, inhaled, and took three breaths in a row, but the legendary six-pack abs did not appear.
Is it really fat?Jiang Han began to feel unconfident, and subconsciously did a few chest-expanding exercises. Forget it, let's not eat fried chicken, and don't eat the pig's trotters that he practiced sewing in the future.
"Song Qi, is this operation safe?"
Unlike young people, Xu Liming has long passed the age of making such jokes. What he is worried about at the moment is whether Song Qi can successfully complete the operation.
"Do you want to ask the director of urology department to come down and have a look?"
Although I made people angry just now, but when encountering a situation, I still have to ask for help. This is called being able to bend and stretch.
"No need? Although this is a bit difficult, I think it should be fine."
What about the proficient level of circumcision? It's more than enough to deal with a little fat man, right?
"That's fine, try it first, if it doesn't work, I'll ask Lao Zhang to come down." Xu Liming said, took a chair and sat down beside him.
Song Qi had already been sterilized, and when he was hesitating where to cut the knife, he suddenly felt a numbness in his hand, and then his whole right hand began to convulse.
Song Qi was taken aback, thinking, it's broken, won't it cause cramp at a critical moment?
However, this convulsion lasted for less than three seconds, and then he felt his hands become more relaxed and nimble, picked up the electric knife, and cut it almost subconsciously.
"Song Qi, you're crazy! Why don't you design the length of the inner and outer plates first." Xu Liming stood up abruptly as he said, and he also leaned towards Song Qi's side. If he didn't wear gloves, he might have stepped forward to grab Song Qi's scalpel.
"Director, where's the sterile area in front?" Although Yuqing also felt that Song Qi's operation was a bit different, she still chose to trust Song Qi. In order to prevent Xu Liming from disturbing Song Qi, she reminded her in a low voice.
Xu Liming stepped back, but his eyes were still following Song Qi's scalpel, and he muttered: "Song Qi, don't act recklessly, he is still a child"
(End of this chapter)
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