Doctor Song, are you married?

Chapter 415 414. This paragraph indeed has color, shape and taste.
The circulating nurse was afraid that Song Qi would be too tired, so she brought him a stool and stuffed it under his buttocks.

Our handsome Dr. Song must not be tired any longer.

Song Qi was not polite at all. He took a look at Scarlett's various indicators and made sure they were normal, then sat down and said, "This is what you said, it must have color. What I'm talking about is not only color. There’s also a shape, and if you taste it carefully, you might still have a taste.”

Song Qi usually didn't talk much, but once he spoke, he couldn't help but burst out with wise words. The little nurses felt very itchy when they heard it, and they all speculated in their hearts that for someone as handsome as Song Qi, what jokes would he tell? What will it look like? Are you as greasy as those old directors or as boring as some young directors?

"It was around two o'clock in the morning, and I was on duty in the anorectal department. As you know, if there is no situation in the anorectal department, it will happen in the middle of the night." Song Qi smiled slightly, and couldn't help but recall those weird days in the anorectal department. .
"Why do cases in the anorectal department always happen in the middle of the night?" Among the four people present, the traveling nurse Xiaowen was the least qualified. In addition, she did not go to the anorectal department for rotation when she was an intern, so she had no idea about the fucking things in the anorectal department. do not know much.

"I will explain this question later." Song Qi put on the air of telling a story.

"That day, I had seven hemorrhoid surgeries during the day, plus two perianal abscess surgeries. By the middle of the night, I was so sleepy that I was about to go to the duty room to take a nap when the siren of the police car rang."

"It stands to reason that if someone is sent here by the police in the middle of the night, it is most likely for emergency work, a fight over a drink, stabbing someone, or a couple fighting each other in the middle of the night."

"I had just walked to the duty room and before I lay down, I heard the nurse from our department knocking on my door with small steps."

"Dr. Song, can the nurse enter your duty room?" When Qiqi, the equipment nurse, heard that the nurse from the anorectal department could knock on Song Qi's door, she immediately became energetic and thought to herself, if this is the case, should I Can I apply to work in the ward? When the time comes to knock on Dr. Song's door in the middle of the night, I'll look forward to hearing it.
"The duty room is public, of course you can enter. Some doctors on duty are very sleepy. The nurses knock on the door but don't respond. If they get impatient, they just kick the door." Song Qi thought of those tough nurses and couldn't help but scream. shock.

"I was also very puzzled at the time. The emergency department of the anorectal department was nothing more than the pain of hemorrhoid bleeding and perianal abscess. Occasionally, a few people accidentally put beer bottles and various sticks into their buttocks. However, this kind of thing is basically an individual behavior. , there’s more than one today, what’s going on?”

"So fierce? If it were me, I wouldn't do it. I would knock on the door gently and gently wake Dr. Song up." Qiqi was immersed in her own world, looking intoxicated.

"Dr. Song, do you want to tell those stories about those who accidentally sat in the buttocks? I'm interested in this. I'm surprised. The birth canal is very flexible, has many folds, and has good ductility. What kind of stuff is there? It’s not a problem, the anal sphincter is so tight. How can it fit in? Also, I’m curious. It’s said that the surgical auxiliary instruments in your anorectal department are strange, and many of them are original. Is that true?”

She is most interested in the little gossip of the anorectal department.
"What, I'm not interested in gossip, I mainly want to understand medical issues with a rigorous scientific research attitude." Realizing that he was indeed a bit abrupt, Xiao Ke couldn't help but explain himself.

"Of course I won't sleep like that, I will continue."

"I opened the door to the duty room. When the nurse saw me, she looked at me with a sad face and said, 'Dr. Song, the patient brought by the police car is from our department. You'd better be mentally prepared. I heard that there are more than one patient.' .'"

When Song Qi hit the point, Dr. Xiaoke's eyes widened, and she couldn't help but raise all kinds of questions that had been bothering her for a long time.

Song Qi chuckled, "You want to hear that, what's the point? What I'm talking about today is much more interesting than this."

"Isn't it? Dr. Song, you can't tell if you are angry at Qian Xianyi." Xiao Ke rubbed Song Qi with his elbow, "They say our department of obstetrics and gynecology has a strong taste, I think you are not bad either. "

"I didn't want to talk about this originally, but you insist on listening. It's hard to violate my kindness." Song Qi shrugged, looking helpless.

"Doctor Song, please stop being so pretentious. The time is almost here." The traveling nurse glanced at the clock on the wall of the operating room and hurriedly urged Song Qi. This traveling nurse did not delay her work because of listening to jokes. She must be a good nurse.

"Okay, okay, I continued. I put on my white coat and walked to the emergency room. As a result, when I arrived at the emergency room, I found that the patient didn't get out of the car and was still in the police car. I was a little angry at the time. It was so late at night. If If the condition is not urgent, don't occupy medical resources. We medical staff should also take a good rest. I ran to argue with the police, but the police also looked helpless and said that the patient's posture was really strange. The stretcher in the hospital couldn't bear three people, so they were still discussing how to transfer the three people from the police car."

"I was confused at the time. It wasn't one, not two, but three people. What was going on?"

"The police comrade saw that I was confused, so he leaned into my ear and whispered: 'Dr. Song, guess what the postures of these three people are like?'"

When Song Qi said this, he suddenly stopped, holding back his laughter, and looked at the few little girls who were listening to the story with great interest, no, and the little old man.
"What other posture is there? Are you sure he is a patient of your anorectal department?" Xiao Ke showed her professional scientific attitude.

"It must be from the anorectal department!" Song Qi nodded like an academic.

"Then here's my riddle. Type a word for the postures of these three people." Song Qi put his hands in the big pockets on the chest of his white coat, holding back a smile and looking at the frowning people.

"Type a word? How does this have anything to do with words? Doctor Song, please tell me first, what diseases do these people have?" Qiqi, the equipment nurse, also showed her professionalism.

"That is, do you have to at least know the patient's condition before you can guess? Otherwise, how can you guess?" Xiaowen, the traveling nurse, also said with a serious face.

"You little girls, I think you are usually very sharp-tongued. Why are you all so timid now?" The unsmiling anesthesiologist looked at several little girls with flushed faces and couldn't help but joke.

"Old Qiu, have you guessed it?" Dr. Xiao Ke looked at Dr. Qiu with a searching look on his face.

"Of course I know, you little girls, don't rely on just hearing a few jokes to be great. In front of Dr. Song, you are still very young!" Dr. Qiu said, and checked Scarlett's pupils again. Reflection situation.

"Hurry up, her anesthesia time is almost up."

"Old enemy, what's the word?" Xiaowen asked unwillingly.

"If I guess correctly, it's the name of Suzhou," Lao Qiu said slowly with a smile.

"Why is it the word "zhou"?" Xiaowen still looked confused about the situation.

"Damn it! Doctor Song, your penis does have color, shape and smell. No, I'm going to vomit." Xiao Ke ignored that his hands had been disinfected and turned around and ran to the sink.

No matter what, just vomit first and then wash your hands and disinfect them in the worst case.

(End of this chapter)