Doctor Song, are you married?
Chapter 33 331 Forming
Chapter 33 33. One Forming
Song Qi was not modest either, and walked straight to Zhang Qingjing's place with her hands folded in front of her chest.
"The foreskin is formed at one time, and it is best to cut it into Tetris cubes with a uniform thickness of one centimeter square." Zhang Qingjing said to Song Qi what he hadn't said for many years.
"What? Director, didn't you just let it take shape before? Why did you have a new request this time?" It was not Song Qi who first questioned, but Zhou Xuejiao, the equipment nurse.
No wonder, from the moment Song Qi stepped onto the operating table, her nerves tensed up.I have been guessing at which link Director Zhang will set up obstacles for Song Qi.
She didn't ask some tricky and mean questions like usual, and she didn't ask Song Qi to tie a knot with one hand. When the director asked Song Qi to start, she knew that the director was going to hold back a big move.
It's just that she only guessed part of it correctly. The big move is indeed a big move, but it's more difficult than before.
"That was in the past two years, the previous requirements were even higher." Zhang Qingjing smiled deeply, looking like an old fox.
Zhou Xuejiao was also dumbfounded, she and Zhang Qingjing had only been on stage for a couple of years, how did she know about his hobbies before that?
Zhang Qingjing smiled slightly at Tang Bin and Shan Weihao in the audience. A tacit understanding exclusive to the director level was achieved at this moment. They are naturally familiar with this kind of evil on the operating table and enjoy it.
Zhou Xuejiao's palms began to sweat, she scolded Zhang Qingjing as old and disrespectful, while thinking about how to help Song Qi.
"Tissue scissors" Song Qi stretched out her hand, seeing that Zhou Xuejiao hadn't brought the equipment over for a long time, she couldn't help reminding her in a low voice.
"Uh, right away." Zhou Xuejiao handed over the tissue scissors, and wanted to give Song Qi some encouragement with his eyes, but he didn't seem to be looking at himself at all, but was concentrating on the operation.
God, I'm sorry, I really can't help you this time, I wish you good luck.
While Zhou Xuejiao was praying secretly, Song Qi threw the last sliced foreskin into the pan.
"Director Zhang, take a look, does it meet your requirements?" Song Qi picked up the curved plate and handed it to Zhang Qingjing who was behind him, as if serving him a freshly prepared dish.
"That's all right?" Zhang Qingjing was still immersed in the excitement of setting up obstacles for young people, and when he suddenly saw the evenly sized and neatly arranged Tetris cubes in front of him, he was also stunned.
"Well, the foreskin is formed at one time, cut into small pieces of one centimeter square, and there are 8 pieces in total." Song Qi said solemnly, "If there is no problem, I will sew it up."
Zhang Qingjing was stunned, the result was not the same as expected, no, it was different from all previous results, how should this play out next?
Tang Bin and Shan Weihao were also stunned. They quickly stood up, moved closer to Zhang Qingjing, and examined them carefully. They were indeed neatly cut into foreskins.
"This..." Zhang Qingjing subconsciously swallowed his saliva, "Sew it, sew it" He really didn't know what to say next, so he waved his hand at Song Qi.
Song Qi lowered his head again and started his stitching.
Skilled-level circumcision + skilled-level debridement and suture, this combination is quite easy to operate.
"No, Xiao Song, you don't want to know why I asked you to cut Tetris?" Zhang Qingjing finally couldn't bear it anymore, this Song Qi is a bit unreasonable!
"I don't want to." Song Qi said, continuing to focus on the stitches on his hands.
Song Qi really didn't want to know. After a year of clinical practice, he generally knew that some directors would have some special hobbies, such as asking questions, telling jokes, and molesting nurses. If he is like this today, he must be molesting new doctors.
"You" Zhang Qingjing seemed to have punched the cotton, embarrassing and frustrated.
Shan Weihao smiled, this little doctor is a bit interesting.
"Doctor, may I ask? Why did you cut my foreskin into Tetris cubes?" The patient who had been silently listening to their drama finally couldn't help it.
Regarding circumcision, he has checked a lot of information, such as Chinese style, American style and Korean style, what kind of stapler ring, and what time-lapse is beautiful and magnificent, but he has never heard of putting Tetris. Could it be that this is another special operation for him?
"Speaking of this, young man, you are really lucky." Zhang Qingjing, who was in embarrassment, finally recovered after hearing what the patient said. He thanked the patient for finally getting him out of the predicament, and thanked the problem for allowing him to perform well.
Lucky again?Hearing this word, the young man frowned for no reason.
"Do you know where the foreskins that were cut off went?" Zhang Qingjing started the storytelling mode.
"About one-third of men in the world were circumcised when they were growing up, which means that at least 13 billion ring-shaped delicate skins left the human body in the operating room. According to statistics from organizations, the length of the circumcised skin around the world can be at least around the world. If they are stacked together, it is equivalent to the weight of 2000 hippopotamuses."
Zhang Xuejiao covered her mouth and laughed. She had heard this stalk dozens of times, but she still couldn't help laughing every time.
"Where did so many foreskins go?" The patient also became interested.
"Listen to me and tell me slowly, these cut-off foreskins are not the end of its life, but the beginning of its mission. It will break out from hiding and become a fountain of youth for face, science and the new era"
"Ah? Doctor, what does this mean? I don't understand"
"Let's talk about the face first. The foreskin has a characteristic. It has no subcutaneous tissue, is thin, and has good elasticity. It is a rare and excellent skin, so it is very suitable for repairing some hidden parts. Have you ever seen a burn patient? Their skin is completely damaged. What should I do? At the critical moment, these foreskins work. Cut into small squares of one centimeter and place them on the burn wound. After a period of time, they will become smooth, tender and shiny new skin, so don't cry for the removed foreskin Cry, be proud and proud of them." Zhang Qingjing's blood boiled, and he almost shouted with a flag.
The young man also listened with enthusiasm. It turns out that every boy who is no longer complete is like a mutilated swordsman. What hangs from their waists is actually a long spear that hangs the pot to help the world!
Zhou Xuejiao still only smiled with her lips pursed.From time to time, he secretly glanced at Song Qi.
As for Song Qi, she still focused on suturing the foreskin.
"Then what does the fountain of youth in the new era refer to?" The young man was addicted to listening to storytelling, and seeing that Zhang Qingjing didn't pick up, he couldn't help asking.
"Director Zhang, the stitching is finished, please see if there is any problem." Zhang Qingjing was about to continue to show his enthusiasm as a storyteller when he heard Song Qi speak.
"That, I'll talk about the Fountain of Youth later, let me see how the stitches are."
Jokes are jokes, and surgery is surgery. At critical moments, Zhang Qingjing can still tell which is more important.
After checking, Zhang Qingjing didn't express his opinion, but waved his hands at Tang Bin and Shan Weihao: "Dean, Director, you two come and have a look."
(End of this chapter)
Song Qi was not modest either, and walked straight to Zhang Qingjing's place with her hands folded in front of her chest.
"The foreskin is formed at one time, and it is best to cut it into Tetris cubes with a uniform thickness of one centimeter square." Zhang Qingjing said to Song Qi what he hadn't said for many years.
"What? Director, didn't you just let it take shape before? Why did you have a new request this time?" It was not Song Qi who first questioned, but Zhou Xuejiao, the equipment nurse.
No wonder, from the moment Song Qi stepped onto the operating table, her nerves tensed up.I have been guessing at which link Director Zhang will set up obstacles for Song Qi.
She didn't ask some tricky and mean questions like usual, and she didn't ask Song Qi to tie a knot with one hand. When the director asked Song Qi to start, she knew that the director was going to hold back a big move.
It's just that she only guessed part of it correctly. The big move is indeed a big move, but it's more difficult than before.
"That was in the past two years, the previous requirements were even higher." Zhang Qingjing smiled deeply, looking like an old fox.
Zhou Xuejiao was also dumbfounded, she and Zhang Qingjing had only been on stage for a couple of years, how did she know about his hobbies before that?
Zhang Qingjing smiled slightly at Tang Bin and Shan Weihao in the audience. A tacit understanding exclusive to the director level was achieved at this moment. They are naturally familiar with this kind of evil on the operating table and enjoy it.
Zhou Xuejiao's palms began to sweat, she scolded Zhang Qingjing as old and disrespectful, while thinking about how to help Song Qi.
"Tissue scissors" Song Qi stretched out her hand, seeing that Zhou Xuejiao hadn't brought the equipment over for a long time, she couldn't help reminding her in a low voice.
"Uh, right away." Zhou Xuejiao handed over the tissue scissors, and wanted to give Song Qi some encouragement with his eyes, but he didn't seem to be looking at himself at all, but was concentrating on the operation.
God, I'm sorry, I really can't help you this time, I wish you good luck.
While Zhou Xuejiao was praying secretly, Song Qi threw the last sliced foreskin into the pan.
"Director Zhang, take a look, does it meet your requirements?" Song Qi picked up the curved plate and handed it to Zhang Qingjing who was behind him, as if serving him a freshly prepared dish.
"That's all right?" Zhang Qingjing was still immersed in the excitement of setting up obstacles for young people, and when he suddenly saw the evenly sized and neatly arranged Tetris cubes in front of him, he was also stunned.
"Well, the foreskin is formed at one time, cut into small pieces of one centimeter square, and there are 8 pieces in total." Song Qi said solemnly, "If there is no problem, I will sew it up."
Zhang Qingjing was stunned, the result was not the same as expected, no, it was different from all previous results, how should this play out next?
Tang Bin and Shan Weihao were also stunned. They quickly stood up, moved closer to Zhang Qingjing, and examined them carefully. They were indeed neatly cut into foreskins.
"This..." Zhang Qingjing subconsciously swallowed his saliva, "Sew it, sew it" He really didn't know what to say next, so he waved his hand at Song Qi.
Song Qi lowered his head again and started his stitching.
Skilled-level circumcision + skilled-level debridement and suture, this combination is quite easy to operate.
"No, Xiao Song, you don't want to know why I asked you to cut Tetris?" Zhang Qingjing finally couldn't bear it anymore, this Song Qi is a bit unreasonable!
"I don't want to." Song Qi said, continuing to focus on the stitches on his hands.
Song Qi really didn't want to know. After a year of clinical practice, he generally knew that some directors would have some special hobbies, such as asking questions, telling jokes, and molesting nurses. If he is like this today, he must be molesting new doctors.
"You" Zhang Qingjing seemed to have punched the cotton, embarrassing and frustrated.
Shan Weihao smiled, this little doctor is a bit interesting.
"Doctor, may I ask? Why did you cut my foreskin into Tetris cubes?" The patient who had been silently listening to their drama finally couldn't help it.
Regarding circumcision, he has checked a lot of information, such as Chinese style, American style and Korean style, what kind of stapler ring, and what time-lapse is beautiful and magnificent, but he has never heard of putting Tetris. Could it be that this is another special operation for him?
"Speaking of this, young man, you are really lucky." Zhang Qingjing, who was in embarrassment, finally recovered after hearing what the patient said. He thanked the patient for finally getting him out of the predicament, and thanked the problem for allowing him to perform well.
Lucky again?Hearing this word, the young man frowned for no reason.
"Do you know where the foreskins that were cut off went?" Zhang Qingjing started the storytelling mode.
"About one-third of men in the world were circumcised when they were growing up, which means that at least 13 billion ring-shaped delicate skins left the human body in the operating room. According to statistics from organizations, the length of the circumcised skin around the world can be at least around the world. If they are stacked together, it is equivalent to the weight of 2000 hippopotamuses."
Zhang Xuejiao covered her mouth and laughed. She had heard this stalk dozens of times, but she still couldn't help laughing every time.
"Where did so many foreskins go?" The patient also became interested.
"Listen to me and tell me slowly, these cut-off foreskins are not the end of its life, but the beginning of its mission. It will break out from hiding and become a fountain of youth for face, science and the new era"
"Ah? Doctor, what does this mean? I don't understand"
"Let's talk about the face first. The foreskin has a characteristic. It has no subcutaneous tissue, is thin, and has good elasticity. It is a rare and excellent skin, so it is very suitable for repairing some hidden parts. Have you ever seen a burn patient? Their skin is completely damaged. What should I do? At the critical moment, these foreskins work. Cut into small squares of one centimeter and place them on the burn wound. After a period of time, they will become smooth, tender and shiny new skin, so don't cry for the removed foreskin Cry, be proud and proud of them." Zhang Qingjing's blood boiled, and he almost shouted with a flag.
The young man also listened with enthusiasm. It turns out that every boy who is no longer complete is like a mutilated swordsman. What hangs from their waists is actually a long spear that hangs the pot to help the world!
Zhou Xuejiao still only smiled with her lips pursed.From time to time, he secretly glanced at Song Qi.
As for Song Qi, she still focused on suturing the foreskin.
"Then what does the fountain of youth in the new era refer to?" The young man was addicted to listening to storytelling, and seeing that Zhang Qingjing didn't pick up, he couldn't help asking.
"Director Zhang, the stitching is finished, please see if there is any problem." Zhang Qingjing was about to continue to show his enthusiasm as a storyteller when he heard Song Qi speak.
"That, I'll talk about the Fountain of Youth later, let me see how the stitches are."
Jokes are jokes, and surgery is surgery. At critical moments, Zhang Qingjing can still tell which is more important.
After checking, Zhang Qingjing didn't express his opinion, but waved his hands at Tang Bin and Shan Weihao: "Dean, Director, you two come and have a look."
(End of this chapter)
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