Doctor Song, are you married?

Chapter 108. Chapter 108

Although the question was a bit tricky, this person was sent by Bai Lu, and the roll call was for him, so Song Qi bit the bullet and had to take it first.

If it doesn't work, please ask Director Ju to give guidance while sick?Or, it's fine to call Director Shan. Thinking of this, Song Qi didn't get entangled anymore.After carefully recalling the relevant knowledge points about rectal foreign bodies, he looked at the patient again.

"What kind of wine bottle?"

Although he is a bit evil and a bit unbearable, but at the moment, this is not the point. The point is that it is his duty to save the dying, heal the wounded, and cure the sick and the talented!
Everything else has nothing to do with him.

"A small bottle of Heineken." The young man whispered.

Small bottle of Heineken?Song Qi searched hard in his mind, but couldn't find the size of the bottle, so he had to rely on Du Niang.

Heineken beer bottle 150ml, diameter 4cm, height 21cm.

It's quite big.
"It's not broken, is it?" Song Qi asked again.

This problem is quite critical. If it is not broken, it is fine. All he has to do is to take out the bottle. But if it is broken, it will be troublesome. It is more difficult to take it out first. In addition, the broken piece of glass will cut the small rectal artery at any time, causing hemorrhage in mild cases, or rectal perforation in severe cases. No matter which one, it is enough for him to drink a pot.

"Sure, it shouldn't be broken," the patient whispered.

Song Qi did a digital examination on him again, and found that the bottle was indeed slipped deep enough that his fingers couldn't reach it at all, but he only touched a few hemorrhoids the size of peanuts
In desperation, Song Qi had no choice but to take off her gloves, "Let's go for a CT scan of the abdomen first."

Song Qi ordered an urgent CT, so, not long after, the CT report came out. The report showed rectal edema, but there were no other abnormalities. It was indeed a beer bottle, and it was not broken. The head of the beer bottle was located about 15 centimeters from the anus, and the bottom of the bottle was 36 centimeters deep. Not to mention fingers, even oval forceps could not reach it.

"How is it? Can you take it out?" Bai Lu couldn't understand the CT report, so she just asked with her hips on her side.

Song Qi smiled wryly and shook his head, "It's hard to say now, the size is a bit big."

"What these guys are playing is not just a thrill!" Bai Lu said without surprise.

"Then what if we can't get it out?" Bai Lu asked again, she was in a hurry to go back to interrogate them, this time the case involved drugs, it was not a small case.

"Then we need laparotomy, open the stomach, cut off part of the intestines, and then take out the things." Song Qi said.

Of course, this is the final bottom line. If all methods fail to remove it, then consider laparotomy.

"Okay, it's okay, if you can't take it out, just cut it up and take it out, let him have a good time!" Bai Lu said domineeringly.

The patient on the diagnosis and treatment bed trembled with fright.

Cutting open is definitely the last choice, and what Song Qi has to do now is to make a plan for him to take the beer bottle rectally.

When he was at a loss, Song Qi suddenly remembered that he still had a magic weapon, and that was the system's auxiliary diagnosis (treatment) function.

Not at this time, when?
So I muttered a few words in my heart, and the system interface appeared.

【Do you use system-assisted diagnosis (treatment)】?
Song Qi heaved a sigh of relief, and quickly ordered yes!

He needs help so badly!

The familiar coolness hit, and Song Qi felt dizzy for a while, and then, he saw a document flashing in front of his eyes, and densely packed words and data also flew into his brain.

On the removal technique of rectal foreign body.

Rectal foreign body removed by fishing method under rectal microscope.

Proctoscopy net bag method to remove rectal foreign body.

Rectal foreign bodies were retrieved with a urinary catheter under a proctoscope.

Song Qi saw the N methods provided to him by the system, and suddenly felt that a new world of rectal extraction had opened up.

It seems that I am still too superficial. The medical level has developed to this day, and the industrious and intelligent doctors have also carried out continuous reform and innovation in the method of rectal foreign body extraction.

This is called if there is a problem, there will be a solution.Someone puts something in the rectum, someone can take it out!

After careful consideration, Song Qi decided to use a proctoscope catheter to remove the rectal foreign body.

After all, no one knew better about the urinary catheter than him.

"Let's send it to the operating room first." Song Qi, who had an idea, obviously became more confident.

"Doctor, doctor, do you really want to cut my stomach open?" The patient panicked when he heard that he was going to the operating room, and asked Song Qi by the corner of his clothes.

"Are you scared now?" Song Qi said angrily.

Facing Song Qi's direct confrontation, the man in the shirt was not angry, but begged in a low voice: "Doctor, can I ask you something?"

To be honest, Song Qi didn't have a good impression of this kind of people, and he could play however he wanted, but if he played until the hospital took up medical resources, what was that?
But, after all, they are currently a doctor-patient relationship, and his needs are within the allowed range, so he still wants to listen.

"Tell me, but let me declare first, I may not be able to help."

"Doctor, can I sign it myself when I have the surgery? I don't want my family to know about it"

Do you know how to be ashamed?Do you know how to be ashamed and still play like that?

Song Qi wanted to piss him off, but seeing him lying on the treatment bed with a look of lovelessness, he lost interest, and just said: "I will try my best to get it out for you first, but if I really can't get it out, let's talk about it when we have to open the abdomen."

The patient was sent to the operating room, and Song Qi returned to the anorectal department.

Although he has mastered the essentials of the operation, he needs an assistant.

I don't know if Dr. Xiaoju is willing?
To be honest, Song Qi was a little apprehensive. After all, Ju Kaihua said that, except for hemorrhoid surgery, Song Qi was not allowed to do anorectal surgery.

But besides Ju Kaihua, other doctors in the anorectal department, Song Qi really looked down on them. It’s fine if they don’t have good skills, and it’s fine if they don’t have eyesight.
Otherwise, ask Director Ju for his opinion?After all, they are only temporarily ill.
When Lao Ju heard that there was such a patient, he also had a headache.

Who is the most professional in taking rectal foreign bodies?Of course it's Director Ju Dachuan Ju!
In the past [-] years of professional career, Director Ju has taken no less than [-] cases of rectal foreign bodies of different shapes and materials.Arranging these foreign bodies end to end, it is estimated that they can go around the operating table several times, right?

Director Ju even created a special net bag for picking up foreign objects. Although it has not been patented, it has also won unanimous praise from colleagues in the industry.

It's just that such patients don't come sooner or later, and come when I'm inconvenient!

"Then what, send it to the operating room first, and I will go there later, and ask the operating room to prepare a chair for me, the kind that sits on a large size."

Ju Dachuan is undergoing perianal abscess surgery, so the prognosis is not so fast, and he is still in the stage where he cannot sit still.

"Also, call Xiao Ju, Xiao Pang, any doctors who are free, come here," Ju Dachuan added.

With Director Ju's order, Song Qi didn't worry anymore and called the anorectal department.Conveyed Director Ju's instructions.

(End of this chapter)