Chapter 268 Su Bai is not clean anymore

Magic City at four in the morning.

Everything was silent, and a small crescent moon shed a quiet moonlight.

Su Bai slept soundly, with his muscular upper body naked outside the quilt, showing off his muscular strength.

The quilt was sandwiched between her legs as always, replacing Xu Qirou.

"Xiaobai, Xiaobai, wake up."

Su Bai was startled when he was woken up from a deep sleep. He shrank back in shock, and then he saw Yan Ming's old face appearing in front of him with a smile.

"Fuck me, what are you doing!"

The moment he saw the camera, Su Bai instinctively covered the Chinese quintessence in his mouth, looking confused.

"It's four o'clock in the morning, let's start~"

Su Bai was speechless. He originally thought that with a different director, Yan Ming would not be as bad as Wang Zhengyu, but he didn't expect it.
It’s only four o’clock, brother!
No variety show director is good!

"You can choose who to wake up next from here."

Yan Ming said as he brought over a cardboard box.

Wake someone up?

That’s actually okay, being the first to wake up is pretty good!

Su Bai silently pulled out a room card, 1602!

"Who is this?"

Su Bai asked expectantly.

"Look at the turntable first."

Yan Ming did not answer, but asked Su Bai to look at a turntable that the staff pulled in.

It says: flick the head, spray water, bite earlobe, kiss, pluck hair, etc.
"Director Yan, I would like to ask, are there any female guests in our show? I remember that the advice I gave you at the time was to choose all male guests as much as possible."

"I didn't accept your suggestion. Variety shows wouldn't be fun without female guests, so in fact you are the only male guest."

Yan Ming had a kind face, his tone was sonorous and powerful, and he spoke firmly.

Su Bai looked at Yan Ming suspiciously, but his eyes seemed sincere and he didn't dodge at all.

After looking at each other for a few seconds, Su Bai chose to believe him!

Hey!This variety show is so wonderfully planned!
I wonder if netizens will give it a beautiful name like "Su Bai and His Harem" after it airs.

It’s really full of expectations!

As a master of martial arts, throwing a dart is as simple as booing. Su Bai hit the target without hesitation and bit the earlobe!

I definitely didn’t hear that the female guests threw them here on purpose. Who can control the darts, right?
It can only be said that this option is the chosen start and has nothing to do with Su Bai, who is pure, noble and upright.

A strange smile appeared on Yan Ming's face.

At this moment, Su Bai tried his best to suppress the excitement in his heart and pretended to be a bit shy, "Oh, director, look, is this option a bit too presumptuous? How about I re-pierce it?"

Yan Ming's expression was still kind, "It's okay. We have communicated with all the guests before coming. It's all for the sake of the program's effect. Everyone can accept this standard."

"By the way, I just want to tell you that there may be something more breakthrough in the future, can you accept it?"

The girls all accept that I have a hammer, but I can’t accept it!
Su Bai's heart trembled, and he immediately put on a professional expression as if he was ready to die: "Everyone can accept it, what can't be accepted by me?! Besides, as an investor, I must have the spirit of leadership and dedication. It doesn't matter if the scale is bigger." Yes, as long as it can be broadcast!"

Yan Ming's kind smile became more and more weird, but Su Bai, who was immersed in some happy fantasies, didn't notice it at all.

"Okay, now I'll give you 15 minutes, wash up and get dressed, and we'll go call the guests from 1602."

"No! 5 minutes is enough!"

Su Bai, who is now fully awake and excited, can't wait!

In order to create a better variety show effect, Su Bai and the others spent a lot of money on this variety show. With so much money, the female guests invited should be relatively good, right?
I don’t know if Greedy and the others were invited.
who can that be?

Honey?She seems to have a schedule now. Reba?She's pretty good too.
Couldn't it be Anxi?Hehehehe, it’s true that I haven’t had a chance to meet the fairy sister until now.
While thinking about how fast Su Bai washed up, he became even happier. In less than 5 minutes, he was washed and dressed and ready to go!
On the way, he was still a little uneasy and asked Yan Ming, "Director, can I just swipe my card in and call?"

Yan Ming: "Yes, just go in and use the method you drew to wake him up."

Su Bai's heart trembled again, and she forced the corners of her mouth not to turn up, "Then if the girl is a little disheveled, wouldn't it be inappropriate?"

Seeing Su Bai's duplicity, the staff behind him were already snickering crazily. Only Yan Ming, an old silver coin, said without changing his expression: "It doesn't matter. If it's particularly inappropriate, we will cut it out and shoot it again."

Stimulate!

I hope the female guests of 1602 have the same good habit of sleeping naked like me!Ahem
After getting on the elevator and walking to the door of 1602, Su Bai thought for a moment, "Why don't you let the girl take the camera and follow me in? Otherwise, it wouldn't be good if so many of us go to see her. Yes or no?"

Yan Ming raised his eyebrows and pondered thoughtfully for a long time, "Well, Xiaobai, what you said makes sense, and you are more thoughtful! Just do as you say! It's fine if we are outside."

Su Bai looked humble and serious, "Hai, I've always been a gentleman, it's true. Then I'm going to go in."

Standing at the door, Su Bai took a deep breath, suppressed his throbbing heartbeat, shook off the beautiful scenes in his mind, and lightly swiped the card.

"click"

The door opened very smoothly.

Su Bai walked in quietly, and his enhanced fiery eyes shot towards the bed like a scanner!
He wants to capture the erotic scene first-hand!

then
He saw a bull terrier
Oh no, it's Sun Honglei.

Su Bai felt like he was struck by lightning!

My honey
My Anxi
My Reba
My oooooooooo!

fraud!

Scrub, scrub, scrub!
Yan Ming is a liar!
No variety show director is good! Tui!

Although the temporary camera girl who followed in tried hard to hold the camera steady, her body was still swinging wildly like a sieve!

It was so trembling that it was almost convulsing!
She has been capturing Su Bai's expression, the moment when Su Bai saw Sun Honglei.
It's so funny!
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
What a despair!

There is no greater sorrow than the death of one's heart, that's all.
At this moment, Yan Ming and a group of staff outside the door continued to make bursts of muffled fart sounds.

I was laughing so hard that I almost ran out of oxygen.

After Yan Ming released a wave of stuffy farts, he quickly walked in and patted Su Bai.

Su Bai turned around and glared at Yan Ming hatefully. He swore that if he had the eyes of a native of his country, Yan Ming, an old man, would die suddenly on the spot!
for sure!
Yan Ming suppressed a smile and pointed at the camera, then whispered: "Be dedicated, Xiaobai, think about what you just said, go bite his earlobe!"

Rather than killing Yan Ming, Su Bai wanted to die more at this moment.
The awesome bragging he had just finished and the righteous words he had just said were like sharp bayonets piercing his heart.
"As an investor, I must have the leadership spirit to be brave and dedicated. It doesn't matter how big the scale is, as long as it can be broadcast!"

"Have the courage to give."

"As long as it can be broadcast."

For a tenth of a second, Su Bai wanted to just leave. Whoever wants to record a bad show will be recorded. I won't record it anymore!
Isn’t it just an investment of several hundred million?
I can afford to pay!
But there was only a little bottom line left and this idea was waved away.

Su Bai gritted his teeth and looked at the sleeping Bull Terrier.
As soon as I closed my eyes, I moved closer.
"Ah! What the hell!"

In his sleep, Sun Honglei felt a cold feeling in his ears and a hint of pain, and was instantly awakened.

Su Bai was also pushed away by the startled Sun Honglei, accidentally biting his tongue in the process.

"hahahahahahahahahahaha"

Finally no longer holding their breath, Yan Ming and the staff burst into thunderous laughter.

After the temporary photography girl handed the camera back to the camera guy, she ran to the toilet and started croaking.

Crazy laughter echoed throughout the corridor
Su Bai's face was extremely dark and he cursed: "People in other rooms are still sleeping in the middle of the night! You guys are so incompetent, bah! No one in the variety show is good!"

Then he glanced at the confused Sun Honglei with complicated eyes, covered his face and ran away.
Sun Honglei was also shaken a little awake by the laughter at this moment, and asked Yan Ming blankly: "What's wrong with Xiaobai? Did I just hit him? Why is he running away?"

Yan Ming, whose stomach hurt from laughing, gradually stopped laughing and told Sun Honglei what had just happened.

then
Bull Terrier laughs wildly.
After debuting for more than a year and participating in many variety shows, Su Bai was born in Waterloo for the first time in his life!
Even Wang Zhengyu, an old Yin Coin, had tried so many ways but could not really trick Su Bai. Unexpectedly, Su Bai would be captured by Yan Ming, an even more insidious old Yin Coin, for the first time.

Many years later, when Yan Ming talked about his highlight moments as a director, he still couldn't help but mention this part, "The national husband, Su Bai, was cheated for the first time in the history of variety shows, and it was me!"

And Yan Ming's expression was also full of pride.

The screen returned to 1602. Sun Honglei also excitedly drew the next room card and started throwing darts.

roulette wheel spin
Biu~
[Playing music on mobile phone] was stabbed.

Sun Honglei looked at Yan Ming: "Isn't this too boring?"

Of course Yan Ming, an old man, also hopes for something interesting, "How about doing it again?"

So after being pricked five times, Sun Honglei got what he wanted and was "lucky" to get a kiss.

After tidying up, Sun Honglei picked up an apple, ate it leisurely and ran towards 1902.

In fact, all the guests except Su Bai knew that this show only had male guests. Yan Ming had already communicated with them when he was looking for them, because if the scale of the show was big enough, free enough and real enough, then it was really not suitable to join. Female guest.

No matter what you do, it will be a little inconvenient.

Just like this bed-calling game this morning.
(End of this chapter)

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