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Chapter 741: This movie has a high artistic content (including the movie plot)

Chapter 741: This movie has a high artistic content (including the movie plot)
Xiao Xu's head is buzzing now.

It turns out you can still play like this!
The rabbit you are talking about is the blue rabbit!
But there is no way, Xu Ye is right.

You can't say that Blue Rabbit is not a rabbit. Isn't that what Blue Rabbit calls Rainbow Cat?

After reluctantly transferring a hundred yuan to Xu Ye, Xiao Xu said, "I don't accept it, let's continue!"

This time, Xu Ye asked the questions again.

"What does the animal sound like? A snake!"

Xiao Xu began to think quickly, but it was too late.

Xu Ye said helplessly: "As you wish, as you wish, according to my wishes, please show your power quickly."

Xiao Xu was stunned again.

Why did you go to "Calabash Brothers"?

"I'm not convinced, come again!"

Xu Ye smiled and said, "Okay, I'll give you a simple one this time."

The game started again, Xu Ye said: "What do animals call sheep?"

Xiao Xu immediately entered a state of thinking.

But she thought for a long time but couldn't think of any cartoon that made the sound of sheep. There is no "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf" in this world.

Xu Ye said: "Transfer the money."

Xiao Xu hit Xu Ye and said angrily: "Then tell me, how does a sheep cry?"

Xu Ye: “Meh.”

Xiao Xu opened his mouth wide and fell into thought.

She is overthinking!
The sound of a sheep is baa!

Xiao Xu immediately activated her skill, the Cute Girl Turtle Fist, also known as the Gangster Excitement Fist, and punched and kicked Xu Ye.

After venting for a while, Xiao Xu still refused to give in and said confidently, "Keep going, I can't lose this time!"

After the two clapped their hands again, Xu Ye said, "Why do animals make noises like that, Xu Nanjia."

Xiao Xu seemed to have thought of something, a blush appeared on her pretty face, and she said unhappily: "It's not like you haven't heard of it."

……

While Xu Ye and his companion were wasting time, Shen Xinning and her group had already arrived at the cinema.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, there were many people in the cinema.

When Xu Yunqi bought milk tea, he also bought a cup for Shen Heguang. This old man likes it.

Shen Heguang is not arrogant. He usually just wants to eat and drink, listen to pop music, watch short videos and keep up with the trend of the times.

He also likes drinks like milk tea which are popular among young people.

After taking a sip of the milk tea, Shen Heguang said, "This tastes good."

After the group entered the cinema and sat down, Shen Heguang would pick up his cup and take a sip from time to time.

There were a lot of people in the theater.

The pre-promotion work for "Let the Bullets Fly" was very sufficient, and the three movie emperors who starred in it can be said to have maximized the hype. During the later promotion, Zhou Kevin and others were also not idle.

In the end, the movie’s pre-sale box office alone reached 1.7 million.

The pre-sale box office of "The Return of the Great Sage" also reached tens of millions.

During the Spring Festival, many parents still take their children to the cinema to watch movies.

Soon, the lights in the theater were turned off and the movie officially began on the big screen.

After the opening credits ended, a song began to sound.

"Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, the green grass reaches the sky~"

"The evening breeze blows the willow flute and the sound of the willow flute fades, and the sun sets outside the mountains~"

Amid the singing, an eagle flew up into the sky along the cliff.

Liuzi tilted his head and put his left ear against the railroad track to listen to the noise.

He turned around and found that the noise came from behind him.

"At the end of the sky, at the corner of the sea, half of my friends are gone~"

"A pot of muddy wine to end my remaining joy, don't dream of the cold tonight~"

Amid the singing, the train whistle sounded, but this train was not propelled by steam, but was pulled by ten horses.

Seeing this scene, some people in the theater started laughing.

Horse-drawn trains, that's hilarious.

The scene then shifted to the train, where Ma Bangde, the real Mr. Tang, and the county magistrate's wife were holding red wine glasses, eating hot pot and singing.

"At the end of the sky, at the corner of the sea, half of my friends are gone~"

"A pot of muddy wine to enjoy the remaining joy, the sunset beyond the mountain~"

When he heard this, Shen Heguang discovered a detail.

"The lyrics are sung wrong." He said to himself.

He thought the lyrics of this song were very well written, and he was already memorizing them carefully as soon as the song started.

The lyrics are so beautiful that he plans to wait until the movie is over and search for the song online to listen to it.

He memorized just a few lines of the song.

So he could clearly hear that the last sentence sung by these three people was different from the one sung by the female voice in the opening credits.

"It should be 'Don't Dream of the Cold Tonight', but it was sung as 'The setting sun is beyond the mountains'. Was it intentional or was the lyrics designed that way?"

Shen Heguang didn't think any more and continued reading.

The three actors were eating hotpot and drinking red wine from wine glasses while sitting on a train. It seemed elegant, but the train was actually pulled by horses.

There was something absurd about the whole process.

The dialogue between the three is also very profound.

The scene changed and they came to the mountain, where Zhang Mazi fired seven shots in a row.

Liu Zi said, "It didn't hit."

Zhang Mazi said calmly: "Let the bullets fly for a while."

As soon as this line came out, it just felt so cool.

Shen Heguang originally viewed this movie as a comedy, but after hearing this sentence, his expression changed.

He put down the milk tea and his eyes became serious.

The lines in this movie are very meaningful.

Just then, background music started.

The name of this music is "The Sun Also Rises".

When Shen Heguang listened to this music, he always felt that there seemed to be some magic in the music that could stir his emotions.

“It’s a good song too.”

The movie had only been going on for three minutes and Shen Heguang had already praised it several times.

He himself is quite knowledgeable about movies, but there is hardly any movie that he could praise like this.

Later, the reins of the ten-horse train broke, and the train hit the axe, flipped in the air, and fell into the lake.

On the big screen, the four big words "Let the Bullets Fly" appeared.

The scene just now has already impressed many viewers.

Movies are the art of light, shadow and sound. The various scenes in the movie just now perfectly showed the audience what art is!
Shen Xinning smiled and said, "Xiaoye made a really good movie."

Xu Baifeng also nodded slightly and said, "It's really good."

Xu Yunqi didn't notice all this. He had seen the trailer for "Let the Bullets Fly" and knew what the story was about. He just thought that Zhang Mazi's appearance was really handsome!
The scene changed, and Zhang Mazi turned on the alarm clock and placed it next to Ma Bangde.

The alarm clock kept ticking.

Ma Bangde was so scared that he burst into tears.

Zhang Mazi said calmly: "Crying, crying also counts as time."

Ma Bangde's expression immediately returned to normal, and it was obvious that what he had just done was all acting.

Then a conversation between Zhang Mazi and Master Tang began.

The two people's lines can be said to be without any nonsense, and they listen to it very comfortably.

Ma Bangde was originally the county magistrate, but he told Zhang Mazi that he was a legal advisor.

The two of them agreed to go to Goose City together to make money.

At last, Zhang Mazi said, "Let me use your drowned brothers."

Master Tang asked doubtfully, "Use it, use it, they deserve to die for bullying men and women, no, what's the point of dying?"

Zhang Mazi laughed and said, "Dead people are sometimes more useful than living people."

Many viewers said "good" in their hearts after hearing this line.

The lines in "Let the Bullets Fly" are so classic that it can be said that there is not a single word of nonsense in the entire movie.

Such profound lines can attract a group of audiences.

The acting skills of Zhou Kevin and You Jun are also very impressive.

On the way to Echeng, Zhang Mazi started chatting with the county magistrate's wife.

The county magistrate's wife's voice alone made people feel numb and tingling. It was obvious that she was not an ordinary woman.

How can an ordinary woman not panic when seeing bandits?

Zhang Mazi asked loudly, "Master, what is the most important thing for a couple?"

Master Tang said in a tearful voice: "Love!"

"Can't hear you, say it again!"

Master Tang shouted loudly, "Love!" and all the audience in the theater laughed.

The hat on Master Tang’s head is a little green.

Later, the master took the opportunity to escape, but was caught by the second brother.

The lawyer had no intention of going to Echeng with Zhang Mazi to make money.

Zhang Mazi didn't care about this at all. Instead, he asked, "Master, what is the most important thing when being a county magistrate?"

This time the master shouted, "Patience!"

It was said to Zhang Mazi, but it also seemed like it was said to myself.

When the group arrived outside Goose City, there was already a performance troupe at the city gate beating gongs and drums to welcome them.

There was a wanted poster for Zhang Mazi posted on the city wall, but the person in the painting was not the same person as the real Zhang Mazi.

The welcoming ceremony ended and Mr. Huang arrived.

The person who came was not Huang Silang at all. There was only Huang Silang's hat in the sedan chair.

Top hat, politeness, welcome to the county governor!

Hu Wan and Wu Zhichong said they were polite, but their actions showed no politeness at all.

Huang Silang gave Zhang Mazi a warning as soon as he came up.

Zhang Mazi said calmly: "You come with bad intentions."

On the top of the watchtower, Huang Silang was looking at Zhang Mazi with a telescope.

Huang Silang's stand-in is also brought out here.

Huang Silang said to his double: "Take a few steps, walk with vigor and vitality, walk a thousand miles in a day, walk as if you were in another world."

Wang Dongfeng, who plays Huang Silang, plays two roles and performs in two completely different styles.

The whole process was also very funny.

The scene changed, and the soldiers who had been escorting the county magistrate in the car were disguised as bandits and shot in public by the county magistrate.

Master Tang shouted, "The county magistrate is here, and Echeng is at peace! The county magistrate is here, and justice is at hand!"

Zhang Mazi led the applause. He turned around and saw Huang Silang who was looking at him through a telescope, and pointed his finger in his direction.

Huang Silang said coldly: "You are courting death by showing off your arrogance!"

Hu Qian said at the side: "They started shooting right after they entered the city. This is not something that can be dismissed with a 20:80 ratio. Are they taking the initiative?"

Huang Silang raised his hand and said, "No hurry, play with him."

When the scene changed again, Zhang Mazi said in a serious face: "Madam, I am here only to rob you for money, not for sex. I will sleep with you, but I won't penetrate you. Here is a gun. If you want me to ..."

When he said this, the audience saw Zhang Mazi's hand on the county magistrate's wife's chest.

Laughter was heard again in the theater.

"Put your hands down and talk!"

"I almost believed your lies!"

"You are telling lies with a straight face!"

Xu Yunqi was a little embarrassed.

Please tell me what to do if you and your elders see this kind of scene together.

Zhang Mazi continued, "If you do anything to offend the lady, you can kill me at any time."

Zhang Mazi raised his left hand to take the gun and placed it next to his wife. Then he changed to his right hand and continued to touch his wife's chest.

You still say you have no ideas?
"If Madam has any request, I will never refuse."

While speaking, Zhang Mazi's hand never left his wife's chest.

The lady moved her body but did not speak. When they both lay down on the bed, the lady said, "A day of marriage is a hundred days of grace."

As soon as these words were spoken, Zhang Mazi understood what they meant, and he crawled into his wife's bed.

The lady laughed and said, "Anyway, I just want to be the wife of the county magistrate. I don't care who the county magistrate is."

The lady raised her hand and patted Zhang Mazi's face and said, "Brother, you're welcome."

"Am I being polite?"

"You're welcome."

"Is that polite?"

"You're so polite."

"How can I be so rude?"

At the critical moment, the picture changed again.

The whole movie moves at a brisk pace and doesn't waste time on meaningless plots.

Do you think what's coming next is some erotic scenes?
Not at all.

Some male audience members were a little regretful. Why didn’t the show continue? I spent money to buy the movie tickets to get in.

Until now, the audience only thought that this was an action comedy, telling the story of the fight between the fake county magistrate and Huang Silang.

The lawyer slammed the gavel and shouted, "It's too late! The previous county magistrates set the tax revenue of Goose City to ninety years later, which is 2010 in the Western calendar. We have come to the wrong place."

The audience laughed again after hearing this.

This tax is too harsh.

Zhang Mazi took off his hat and walked in: "I think this place is nice."

Please recite the following lines in full.

Master Tang said: "The people have become poor ghosts, there is no oil and water to be squeezed."

Zhang Mazi said calmly: "I never thought of taking money from poor people."

"If you don't take the money from the poor, who will you take it from?"

"Whoever has the money gets it."

As soon as Zhang Mazi said this, Shen Heguang raised his eyebrows.

This line is so bold!

But isn't that the truth? Whenever there is troubled times, a large number of ordinary people will suffer.

They are at the bottom of society and are the most bullied.

The money you earn is yours!
Master Tang started communicating with Zhang Mazi again.

Another classic line appears.

"I tell you, when a county magistrate takes office, he must come up with all sorts of excuses to win over the gentry and get them to pay taxes and donations. Only after they pay can the people follow suit. After getting the money, the gentry's money is returned in full, and the people's money is divided into 30% and 70%."

Zhang Mazi asked in confusion: "Why is it only 70%?"

"Seventy percent belongs to others, and getting 30% depends on Huang Silang's face."

"Whose face?"

Master Tang pointed to the hat on the table: "Him."

"he?"

Zhang Mazi held his hat and said, "I came all the way here just to see his face?"

"Correct!"

"I finally managed to rob a train and became the county magistrate. I still have to win over the gentry, come up with excuses, and look at their faces. Am I not just a beggar on my knees?"

"If that's what you mean, buying an official position to become a county magistrate is really like begging on your knees. There are so many people who want to kneel but don't have the means to do so."

The entire theater was silent, with everyone staring at the big screen.

Many viewers felt happy listening to this kind of conversation.

Shen Heguang even said in his heart: "What a witty remark!"

When he watched the movie, he would think about the intention of these lines, and he liked these lines very much.

Irony, so ironic!
Even as a county magistrate he still had to kneel down and beg for food.

Later, Master Tang said, "So you want to make money standing up, then you should go back to the mountains."

"I don't understand this. I'm already the county magistrate, so how come I'm worse than a bandit?"

"In the eyes of the people, you are the county magistrate, but in the eyes of Huang Silang, you are just a beggar on your knees. Making money and doing business are not shabby."

"Shabby! Really fucking shabby!"

"Then do you want to stand still, or do you want to make money?"

"I just want to stand and make money."

When Zhang Mazi said this, the voice of an audience member was heard from one side of the theater.

"well said!"

After saying this, the audience member realized that he was affecting everyone's viewing experience and quickly covered his mouth.

In fact, everyone felt the same way he did.

This sentence contains courage.

Xu Baifeng thought of his son-in-law.

His son-in-law is making money without doing anything.

Later, Zhang Mazi placed the gun and the county magistrate's gavel on the table and asked, "With this and this, can we make money standing still?"

At this moment, Shen Heguang understood.