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Chapter 586: A Blind Cat Walks in a Straight Line
Chapter 586: A Blind Cat Walks in a Straight Line
The host left the stage.
Information about the show was also displayed on the big screen.
When the host said it just now, the audience was a little bit hesitant to believe the name. But after the information appeared on the big screen, everyone had to believe it even if they didn't want to.
"What's the name? Red Sorghum Model Team?"
"What an outrageous name."
"Why does this name look so earthy?"
Red sorghum is an agricultural crop.
Models are a product of modernization.
There is an obvious contrast when these two things are put together.
Logically, no matter how the model team names themselves, they can't use such a name, it's not fashionable.
"This is really the dean's style."
As the barrage of comments scrolled, the big screen slowly rose.
What was happening on the stage also played out before the audience’s eyes.
A group of simply dressed actors hurried onto the stage.
There was a staircase that stretched upwards in the center behind the stage, and Mo Xincheng was standing at the top of the stairs.
He blew a whistle and shouted, "Emergency assembly!"
When Mo Xincheng's voice with a unique northeastern accent sounded, the audience's attention was immediately attracted.
While Mo Xincheng and others were performing, Xu Ye was watching every move on the stage from backstage.
If an accident occurs, he also has to tell the actors what to do through headphones.
The sketch "Red Sorghum Model Team" is one of Zhao Benshan's representative works on earth.
This is a short piece written for farmers and workers.
On the stage, the actors stood on both sides, leaving a passage in the middle.
The clothes worn by these actors are also very exquisite, and are all designed by professional costume designers.
However, due to the changes of the times, when designing the clothes for this sketch, Xu Ye also invited professionals to design them to suit the current era.
After all, on Earth, this sketch was from 1997.
A group of actors bent down, performed with exaggerated movements, and shouted in unison: "Hello, Captain!"
After he finished speaking, Mo Xincheng walked down the stairs with a humorous step and passed through the aisle between the group of actors.
His temperament immediately drew applause from the audience.
Mo Xincheng raised his wrist and glanced at his watch.
During the performance, every action has a plot.
"This acting is amazing!"
"He didn't say anything, but I laughed at these few actions."
"Teacher Mo is awesome!"
In the barrage, the audience has already started praising it.
Mo Xincheng retreated to the middle of the team and said, "Mix into a row."
The actors quickly stood in a row on the stage.
Mo Xincheng walked to the side and said, "Stand still, comrades!"
Everyone said in unison: "Yes!"
Mo Xincheng continued, "In order to ensure the success of our Niuniutun Red Sorghum Model Team's performance in Beijing, the township leaders will conduct an emergency review of us this afternoon."
He walked to the front of the team and said as he walked: "I have good news to report to everyone. We have brought a professional model coach from the city to give us a pre-trial intensive guidance."
After finishing speaking, Mo Xincheng turned and looked at the audience.
"Great! Just when I was worried that no one would teach me, a sticky rice dumpling fell from the sky!"
This is an interaction with the audience on site.
The audience also responded to Mo Xincheng in a cooperative manner.
This kind of scene is actually a small scene for Mo Xincheng. The most difficult thing for him is not to deal with the audience, but to avoid laughing.
He has a problem, he loves to laugh.
Mo Xincheng looked at the players again and said seriously, "When the coach arrives, we must sit and stand properly!"
As he was talking, Mo Xincheng came to the front of the team, bent down as he spoke, and his hands never stopped moving.
"Be civilized, be polite, learn with an open mind, let him teach you, do whatever he says, and try to squeeze out all the artistic talent in him in the shortest possible time~"
After finishing speaking, Mo Xincheng stood up and said loudly: "Did you remember?"
"remember!"
At this moment, a loud shout came from the side of the stage.
"Captain Mo!"
Two actors, a man and a woman, ran onto the stage.
"Captain, the coach is here!"
Mo Xincheng said calmly: "Return to the team."
The two actors returned to the team.
Everyone at the scene also noticed the difference at this moment.
This sketch by Xu Ye is different from his previous sketches.
This is not a nonsensical skit.
Many of the lines here seem to be tailor-made for Mo Xincheng.
The actors' acting skills and the script are perfectly combined.
At this point, the skit only explains the cause of the story, and the whole story has not been fully unfolded.
On the stage, Mo Xincheng directed the team members to stand in line, ready to welcome the new coach.
Mo Xincheng raised his hands and clapped, "Welcome, welcome..."
The team members applauded together: "Welcome, welcome, warm welcome! Welcome, welcome, warm welcome!"
Hu Jinping came on stage amid applause.
From a distance he shouted, "Hello, everyone!"
Hu Jinping was wearing a very fashionable outfit. As he walked over, he raised his hand and high-fived his teammates. His whole movement was very smooth.
In Beijing, the energetic girls are watching "Big Laugh Theater" together at Xiao Xu's house.
When they saw Hu Jinping's actions, they were all stunned.
Xie Qiong asked in confusion: "Isn't this the first time that Xu Da has come to our company and asked us to do something?"
"It seems to be true!"
The energetic girls recalled the scene at that time. At that time, Xu Ye, just like Hu Jinping, slapped their palms one by one.
At this moment, just as at that moment.
They are not the only ones watching this skit, Yang Baoyin is also watching it tonight.
In the living room, Yang Baoyin was watching TV with a serious look, and there was no smile on his face at all.
By this point in the skit, he already felt a sense of familiarity.
This skit is completely different from Xu Ye’s previous skits!
Some of the techniques used here are obviously ones he uses frequently.
"He used a standard comedy structure to create a skit without using any nonsense." Yang Baoyin was a little bit unbelievable.
This is a work in the field in which he is good at.
But Xu Ye grasped the rhythm of the beginning very well. This was due to the performance of Mo Xincheng, but the script and director also contributed greatly.
Yang Baoyin's expression became more serious.
As soon as he left, Xu Ye took his own way, leaving him with no way to go.
On TV, the show is still going on.
Hu Jinping and Mo Xincheng high-fived each other and introduced themselves to each other.
Here, Hu Jinping is Master Fan and Mo Xincheng is Captain Mo.
Hu Jinping asked, "Captain Mo, how is it, are you ready?"
Mo Xincheng immediately stepped forward and said, "Report to Master Fan."
He said sincerely: "We think during the day and cry at night. We dream of going to the capital. The buildings in the capital are so tall. We are always——"
The row of actors standing behind him took a step forward in unison and shouted, "Ready!"
This scared Master Fan so much that he almost ran off the stage.
When they finally stopped, Captain Mo's posture made the audience laugh like crazy.
His right leg was crossed in front of his left leg, and the most shocking thing was that part of the sole of his left shoe was raised from the middle.
"How did Teacher Mo place his foot like that?"
"I can't hold it anymore, who came up with this pose?"
"I feel like Teacher Mo is going to laugh."
Barrages of comments kept floating by.
Yang Baoyin's eyes were still solemn.
Because we are still laying the groundwork here.
Afterwards, Master Fan asked everyone to relax. He said with a smile, "I'm very busy now. I need to go back immediately. So, the welcoming team can leave now, and please bring Moter up."
Captain Mo asked in confusion, "Who?"
"Moter."
Captain Mo: "Touch who?"
Master Fan showed a helpless look and said in standard Mandarin: "Model."
Captain Mo laughed and introduced: "Report to Master Fan, this is the entire lineup of our Niuniutun Red Sorghum Model Team going to Beijing for the performance!"
When Master Fan saw this group of people dressed in strange clothes, he was stunned.
"Captain Mo, you are not kidding, right?"
"Why am I kidding?"
"How can Moter be dressed like this?"
"Master Fan, this style is the only one that represents the characteristics of our Niuniutun."
"is it?"
Captain Mo introduced the identities of these people to Master Fan.
These are all professional households, some raising chickens and ducks, etc.
At the end of the introduction, Captain Mo pointed at an actor and said, "She has been to Tieling and gave a report."
Master Fan, who had originally had a serious expression, suddenly softened.
"Oh, now that we've been to such a big city, let's start rehearsing as soon as possible."
Who says Tieling is not a metropolis!
Captain Mo yelled, "Change your clothes!"
Master Fan quickly stopped everyone.
"Wait wait wait wait, don't change your clothes yet, I want to see everyone's basic skills before training."
Everyone looked puzzled.
Captain Mo asked, "Did you bring the rooster?"
Master Fan smiled and said: "Basic skills are not something you can bring with you. Basic skills are the basic steps of a model's walking. From the perspective of bionics, it is the catwalk."
Captain Mo stretched out his hand and gestured: "House cat?"
Master Fan said seriously: "Cat walk."
Captain Mo suddenly realized: "The cat is taking a walk."
Master Fan thought Captain Mo had understood, but then he said this.
He explained: "It's not that the cat is walking, it's that the cat is walking in a straight line."
Captain Mo said seriously: "Master Fan, I think whether the cat walks in a straight line or not depends entirely on the mouse."
As soon as he finished speaking, the whole audience burst into laughter.
Captain Mo also gestured: "Look, if the mouse turns a corner and the cat walks in a straight line, are you talking about a blind cat walking in a straight line?"
Not only the audience, but even the model team members on the stage burst into laughter.
Master Fan was quite helpless, but he still explained: "We are not discussing the problem of blind cats now, we are discussing the problem of walking in a straight line."
After hearing what Master Fan said, Captain Mo became excited.
He said loudly: "Report to Master Fan, if you want to walk in a straight line, don't discuss it with the model worker."
Captain Mo turned around and pointed at the team members: "They walk in a straight line every day all year round, from planting to harvesting, digging furrows every day. If they walk in a wrong direction, they will step on the seedlings."
After Mo Xincheng finished speaking, Yang Baoyin was shocked.
He looked at the TV in disbelief.
“He actually wrote about this conflict!”
Captain Mo in the countryside, Master Fan in the city.
You talk about the city gate tower, I talk about the hip axis.
They are talking about the same thing, but have different understandings.
The definition of beauty between city dwellers and rural residents has become different.
So what exactly is beauty?
It has been many years since anyone has created such a theme in entertainment works.
Most urban-themed works are filled with the bright lights and nightlife of big cities.
The countryside has gradually been forgotten by creators.
Even if they appear in works, most of the time they appear in negative images.
Yang Baoyin has already started brainstorming.
"Could it be that Captain Mo's aesthetics were twisted, and then the Red Sorghum Model Team was changed by Master Fan? This doesn't make sense."
At this time, Master Fan and Captain Mo continued chatting.
Master Fan said helplessly: "How did this get to the farming issue again?"
“It has something to do with farming.”
"what is the relationship?"
Captain Mo said, "Put on the costume and let Teacher Fan see it."
Yang Baoyin's eyes lit up.
"The problem is with this costume!"
(End of this chapter)
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