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Chapter 559 How dare you leave a scar on Liuber's bangs!
Chapter 559 How dare you leave a scar on Liu~ber~Liu~hai!
The audience at the scene was also attracted by the content of the skit.
Hu Jinping glanced at Yang Baoyin, who was leaning back in his chair with a calm expression.
"This guy can actually hold back from laughing? How surprising." Hu Jinping muttered to himself.
He glanced at the celebrity guests and saw that two of them had already pressed the "Like" button.
These celebrity guests do all kinds of things, and whether you like them or not depends entirely on personal preference, and they won’t be liked just because of their status as mentors.
Among the previous four sketches, the one that received the most likes was his "The Flower Detective", with a total of four likes, and only one more short of being liked by everyone to advance directly.
At present, "The Young Master and I" has received two likes.
Hu Jinping was very curious about the subsequent development of this sketch, but he couldn't guess it.
The main theme of this sketch is contrast and anti-routine, which is similar to Xu Ye’s previous works.
If you want to guess the plot, your brain circuit must be the same as Xu Ye's.
This was impossible for him.
“I don’t know if I have a chance to be liked by everyone.”
On the stage, Liu Bo answered the phone.
The person who called was the Boss Wang mentioned earlier.
Liu Bo was smiling at first, but suddenly he looked disappointed and said, "You're not coming?"
He laughed dryly a few times: "What about our business?"
After a few seconds of pausing, he asked anxiously, "Why?"
Long Aotian had been staring at Liu Bo with sharp eyes. As soon as Liu Bo finished speaking, he loosened his hand and the umbrella in his hand fell to the ground.
Liu Bo glanced at him and then continued chatting with Boss Wang.
"Boss Wang, if I ask for 20% profit, I won't make any money. What? The Ouyang family only wants 10% profit? Why does the Ouyang family have the right to do that?"
While Liu Bo was speaking, Long Aotian had already walked over in a very pretentious manner, and even took off his suit jacket on the way.
In the audience, Chen Guangze was a little overwhelmed.
He is very familiar with this scene.
In many of the urban dramas he has filmed, the male protagonists are all domineering presidents.
I wouldn’t say that these domineering CEOs’ styles are exactly similar to Long Aotian, but they are at least 90% similar.
Especially the action of taking off the suit jacket, which is exactly the same as the domineering president.
He is so familiar with it, let alone the audience present.
The dead memories are attacking everyone's brain cells frantically.
"I'm really impressed. How did Xu Ye manage to make it look so non-greasy?"
“This is interesting for CP.”
"My domineering butler and my lovely wife, Master."
After taking off his suit jacket, Long Aotian held the jacket with one hand and took the phone directly from Liu Bo's hand with the other hand.
The whole process is very smooth and silky.
He said into the phone: "Boss Wang, I reject what you just said."
Long Aotian also stuffed his suit jacket into Liu Bo's arms.
Liu Bo looked anxious and wanted to snatch the phone from Long Aotian's hand, but as soon as he reached the other side of the phone, Long Aotian changed his hand to hold the phone, so he couldn't snatch it away at all.
Long Aotian said calmly: "Not only do I want 20% profit, but now I want an extra 20% profit. Remember, this is a notification, not a negotiation."
After saying that, Long Aotian threw the phone on the table and turned away.
Liu Bo hurried forward and picked up the phone, only to find that it had been hung up.
He was very confused.
The tone of Long Aotian's voice was very unusual.
Liu Bo asked, "Do you know Boss Wang?"
Long Aotian put his hands in his pockets and said slowly: "When I was seven years old, my father rescued an orphan and brought him home to raise him. However, we didn't know until the day the child turned eighteen..."
Having said that, Long Aotian's face showed pain, as if he was recalling some bad memories.
Liu Bo put down the phone and listened carefully.
Long Aotian said with an upset look on his face: "It turns out that his father is actually my father!"
Liu Bo asked curiously, "Who is Boss Wang?"
"I don't know Boss Wang."
For a moment, the whole audience burst into laughter again.
Liu Bo said angrily: "You don't know Boss Wang? Why are you saying so much if you don't know him?"
Long Aotian said solemnly: "I just suddenly remembered this."
The conversation between these two people is not on the same page at all.
Liu Bo was speechless. He quickly ran to the phone and prepared to call Boss Wang.
Long Aotian still maintained his domineering attitude.
While Liu Bo dialed the number, he asked: "Do you know who this is? Boss Wang is Wang Shichang, can we afford to offend him?"
Long Aotian sat on the sofa and said calmly: "Things are starting to get interesting."
Liu Bo complained: "You scare me a little bit."
Offstage, Chen Guangze's face really turned a little dark.
Previously, Xu Ye had satirized the idol drama he filmed in "Never Expected That". He always felt that the protagonist named Long Aotian was also satirizing him.
The tone of voice, the movements, the way he does things are all the same as the male lead in his drama.
The taste is too strong!
Chen Guangze actually thinks too much. Long Aotian is more of a meme, playing on the popular culture of the past.
It’s based on the memes of the classic characters like Long Aotian that were popular before, rather than the current characters.
You have never been popular, and it's not you who is playing.
On the stage, the phone was connected, and Liu Bo hurriedly smiled and said, "Boss Wang, I'm really sorry, it was the housekeeper who didn't know what was going on just now..."
Liu Bo paused suddenly and asked in confusion: "What? Let my young master answer the phone?"
He subconsciously looked at Long Aotian.
Liu Bo explained: "Is this a mistake? I am the young master."
"No, no, no, I am the young master."
"I, I, I..."
Seeing that he couldn't explain himself, Liu Bo picked up the phone and handed it to Long Aotian with a resigned expression.
"Talk to Boss Wang."
The first thing Long Aotian said was: "Shichang."
Boss Wang’s name is Wang Shichang.
Liu Bo complained again: "Are you polite?"
Long Aotian took the phone and said in his usual cold tone: "I really want a 40% profit." Liu Bo complained: "You have no skills at all."
Long Aotian put down the phone: "Okay, thank you."
Liu Bo was surprised and asked, "You agree now?"
"agreed."
Liu Bo put the phone back in place with a puzzled look on his face, and said to himself: "Is it enough to be sincere?"
After the word "sincerely" came out, Hu Jinping felt that the sketch was about to get into the theme.
"As long as we can do the rest of the work well, then we'll be safe!"
Just then, a gunshot rang out.
Came the narration.
"Liu Bo, you dare to steal my Ouyang's business. Today is the day you die."
Liu Bo was so scared that he hid behind the sofa and muttered, "Ouyang, this news spread too quickly."
On the other hand, Long Aotian stood up with a folding fan in his hand. His expression remained calm and he showed no sign of panic at all.
Continuous gunshots began to ring out, creating the situation that the two men were involved in a gunfight.
Liu Bo was so scared that he shrank behind the sofa.
But Long Aotian dodged and made a handsome move, raising the folding fan in his hand.
A ding-ding-ding sound was heard in the background.
The folding fan blocked the bullet!
The continuous bullets were all shot at Long Aotian. Long Aotian put his left hand in his pocket and held a folding fan in his right hand to block them one by one.
When the gunfire stopped, Liu Bo came out from behind the sofa, his glasses were a little crooked.
After adjusting his glasses, he said, "Did you hit the wrong person? I am the young master."
As a result, two more bullets were shot at Long Aotian, but were still easily blocked by Long Aotian.
The audience laughed again.
The contrast in identity alone has been played out in so many ways.
At this time, Long Aotian blew his folding fan and looked at Liu Bo. He was very calm when facing the enemy just now, but at this moment he became a little flustered.
"Master, your head."
"What happened to your head?"
"The skin is broken."
Liu Bo was speechless and said, "You are so startled, aren't you scaring people?"
Long Aotian seemed to feel as if the sky had fallen. The folding fan in his hand fell to the ground and he shouted, "No, no, no!"
The lights dimmed and a spotlight shone on Long Aotian.
At this moment, Liu Bo was just like the audience, and hurriedly said: "What are you doing? Listen to me, Ouyang is ruthless and will definitely not let us go. We have to hurry..."
While he was speaking, Long Aotian started dancing to the music.
This is a man who comes with his own BGM.
The dance he performed was modern dance from a stage play.
No one paid any attention to Liu Bo's attempts to persuade him, so he simply went to pack his luggage.
When Long Aotian finished dancing, he hugged himself and sobbed in pain.
From the moment he started dancing, the audience never stopped laughing.
This is too nonsensical.
But it looks inexplicably exciting.
Long Aotian was at a loss and shouted, "Master!"
Liu Bo dug out the money from under the carpet and said, "I'm here."
"Master!"
"I'm here."
Long Aotian knelt on the ground and shouted to the sky: "Master!"
"Come get someone else here."
Liu Bo was already in a very speechless state.
Hu Jinping watched this scene, and he felt that his emotions had accumulated to the peak, and were just about to explode completely.
Long Aotian gnashed his teeth and said, "Ouyang, you touched my reverse scale!"
Liu Bo said: "It's really okay, the most I'll have is a scar."
Long Aotian looked at the audience and said angrily: "How dare you leave a scar on Liu~ber~Liu~hai!"
As soon as the words came out, almost everyone in the audience couldn't hold it anymore.
The three remaining celebrity guests laughed and pressed the "like" button.
All of a sudden, love symbols appeared on the small screens in front of the five celebrity guests' seats.
Four words were displayed directly on the top screen of the stage.
"The challenge was successful!"
At this moment, some comedians in the contestant seats stood up directly.
At first they were wondering why he was called Liu Bo. In fact, the real names of the actors were used most of the time in the skits to increase the audience's sense of involvement and make this absurd story seem more real.
If any other name was really given, it must be because this name is useful.
Liu Bo's name is very common, but your name Zheng Yu is not much better, so just use Zheng Yu.
Until now, everyone finally understood why he was called Liu Bo.
"That's awesome!"
“This book is so powerful!”
"This sentence is invincible!"
The other contestants gave a round of applause.
There is nothing more to say, I kneel down.
Backstage, Yao Zhi's eyes swept across the monitor and he immediately laughed.
When Xu Ye was performing, Yang Baoyin was very restrained and didn't laugh at all.
But just now, he laughed.
Although he only smiled briefly and then quickly hid it, he still smiled, and the camera captured it clearly.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Yang, you're just providing me with material. I'm not taking your words out of context, but you really did laugh."
Yao Zhi immediately called his subordinates and told them, "When editing Xu Ye's segment, be sure to include the scene where Yang Baoyin smiles."
"Okay, Director Yao." said the subordinate.
Yao Zhi looked at Yang Baoyin's deliberately flat face on the screen and thought of Xu Ye's team name.
"Brother, why don't you smile?"
(End of this chapter)
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