The star is legit but sick.

Chapter 485 My name is Wang Dachui, I never expected that!
In a certain community in Beijing.

Today Xie Qiong, Xuan Xuan and other members of Vitality Girl are all in this house.

Since Xu Ye and Xu Nanjia were living together without shame these days, the girls were too embarrassed to go to Xiao Xu's house and sleep with Xiao Xu.

Xu Ye usually tortures dogs no matter what, but if he lived under the same roof with Xu Ye, I wouldn't dare to imagine how arrogant Xu Ye would be.

He probably couldn't be satisfied with torturing the dog anymore, he wanted to kill the dog.

Therefore, the other five members of Yuanqi Girl formed a singles alliance to unite against Xu Ye.

After a meeting of the Singles Alliance, after voting, the Singles Alliance determined the action program of the alliance.

Their action plan is "out of sight, out of mind".

As long as I don't see Xu Ye and Xiao Xu, I won't feel uncomfortable.

If you two are in love, just talk about it. It's none of my business.

After clicking in, the interface shows that only one episode of content has been updated.

The vitality girls also sat down and stared at the TV intently.

Everyone indulged a little bit today.

As soon as these two names flashed by, the singing started.

Soon, Xie Qiong found Xiao Xu among the crowd.

In the video, there are three people standing in a triangle, swinging their legs and doing arm swings in front of them, which is very funny.

Respect means being fully prepared to watch the show.

Underneath this line of characters, a group of leading actors from the crew danced the same dance together.

The Vitality Girl was stunned.

At the beginning of the video, the name of a large studio appeared, followed by the name of Zhou Dachen's company.

This undoubtedly made Xie Qiong and others more curious.

However, after all the trouble, everyone still has to support "Never Expected".

Xuanxuan took a washed apple from the table, and held the remote control in his other hand and pressed it.

During the original filming, other members of Vitality Girl proposed many times that they wanted to visit the crew, but Xiao Xu rejected them all.

With that said, she clicked play.

"The legend of Wang Dachui, I never expected it."

What everyone is more curious about is whether Xu Ye and Xu Nanjia have any kissing scenes in this drama.

On the sofa in the living room, a group of girls were lying or slumped on the sofa.

Xuanxuan complained: "It's only one episode. If you watch it today, it will be gone."

As a result, after singing this sentence, the screen changed and several large characters in artistic style appeared on the screen.

Everyone should pay attention to everything they say, do, and do when outside, such as how they stand and sit, etc.

On the homepage of the Penguin Video TV client, there is also a promotional poster for "Never Expected".

Xuanxuan immediately said: "Captain, aren't you single too? Let's not dislike each other. I've prepared snacks. Let's watch the show today."

The TV in the living room already has the Penguin Video interface turned on.

As for advertisements, they don’t exist. Xuanxuan has full-platform membership of Penguin Video, and you can also skip advertisements on the TV. The price is to spend more money every month.

In addition to the freshly cut fruit plate, there are also a variety of snacks on the coffee table, all of which are low-sugar and low-fat.

The reason why I had to pull it was because the girl was leaning on the sofa, her short sleeves were pulled up, and her lower half was exposed.

She clicked directly from the poster on Penguin Video's homepage.

It would be so exciting if there was a kiss scene.

Xie Qiong bent down and pulled the hem of a girl's short sleeves.

The leader is none other than Wang Dachui.

The announced male and female protagonists of this drama are Xu Ye and Xu Nanjia.

This is the first drama starring Xu Rusheng. As Xiao Xu's "parental family", you must watch it.

We singles can be beautiful on our own.

After all, you are watching a drama between Xu Ye and Xiao Xu, so you must have enough respect.

Now that they have returned to their private space, they are naturally completely relaxed. Some people don't even wear their clothes properly, exposing large areas of skin.

"I never expected it, la la la la la~"

Xie Qiong looked surprised and said: "What kind of action is this!"

The whole process is quite mysterious.

Xie Qiong came over with a fruit plate. She placed the fruit plate on the coffee table and said helplessly: "Look at how you look now, you deserve to be single."

The first episode starts playing.

Xiao Xu was the only one inside, but she didn't dance. She was staring at everyone from the side.

However, her photo was manipulated and her head was enlarged, making her look a little funny.

In short, the entire opening song is unique.

Xuanxuan had already raised the apple in her hand, but her eyes were still staring at the TV.

She was about to take a bite of the apple when the scene changed and new content and narration appeared.

"This program is sponsored by a big studio. Are you happy today?"

Xuanxuan, who was about to eat an apple, burst out laughing.

This sentence is really no problem.

I never expected that this was sponsored by a big studio.

Are you happy today? This sentence is also in line with Xu Ye's style.

Then the title of the first episode appeared, along with the paragraph below the title.

Now the vitality girl was a little confused.

Is this opening theme too short?
As we all know, some of today's online dramas use the opening and closing credits to determine the duration.

It not only uses the opening and closing credits, but also edits the scene that was played at the end of the previous episode at the beginning of the next episode. In short, it is just a shortcut.

There is a high probability that a compromise will be made during the episode.

After all, there is a time limit for an episode. What if the editor stops editing at a critical moment and finds that the length is still one or two minutes short?
Then just force it together!

But the opening of "Unexpectedly" is too short, it's less than half a minute, right?
There is really no editing at all.

Everyone's eyes also turned to the few lines under the title.

In the original "Never Expected", these lines appeared for too short a time.

In the end, during the playback, Xu Ye adjusted the time when these lines appeared to ensure that most people could read the content of these lines.

Xie Qiong muttered: "Is it as hot as a dog? It's a hot dog, woof woof woof?"

The further she read to the end, the more doubtful her tone became.

What is written here?

Completely incomprehensible.

Xuanxuan continued: "The crew's lunch boxes are extremely unpalatable, but if you don't eat them, you will definitely die."

Several other girls also read out the next words one after another.

"I have to work hard on my acting today, because it's fifty bucks a day, haha."

"I am a man who wants to become an Asian movie star. I can definitely do it."

"Because I live at No. 431, West 5th Building, Asia Community?"

Some sentences can still be understood by everyone, but some sentences cannot be understood by everyone.

Are you able to become an Asian movie star because you live in an Asian community?

What kind of weird brain circuit is this?

Where did the Asian community come from?

Xuanxuan muttered: "This drama seems to be different from what we imagined."

Not only different, it's simply too different.

This kind of title has never been seen in any drama.

Xie Qiong asked in confusion: "What kind of drama is this?"

In the opening song, there are no scenes from the show, just a few characters doing funny dances.

There is also such an inexplicable text below the title of the first episode.

At this moment, the picture changed and Wang Dachui's big face appeared on the TV.

"My name is Wang Dachui, and I am an actor~"

Wang Dachui's voice then sounded.

Although I have seen Wang Dachui's face in the MV, when I saw this face in the drama, the girl still laughed out loud.

"This is too sloppy!"

"Why did Xu Ye become like this!"

Amid everyone's complaints, Xuanxuan said directly: "This is Jiajia's boyfriend!"

"Yes, this is Jiajia's boyfriend!"

This quite a bit means that everyone dislikes each other.

The camera kept looking at Wang Dachui's face, and as the sound sounded, everyone was told that Wang Dachui was filming a low-cost martial arts drama.

It turned out that the knife Wang Dachui was holding was actually a children's toy sword.

At this moment, no matter how stupid you are, you can realize that something is wrong with this show.

This is not a traditional film and television drama at all.

Originally, Xuanxuan was ready to take a bite of the apple, but unexpectedly, she stopped laughing as soon as the toy sword came out.

"What kind of brain circuit is this!"

The plot continues.

After Wang Dachui's complaints, the villain played by Zhou Dachen appeared.

Zhou Dachen also wore a wig on his head and held a sword in his hand. As for his appearance, he looked like an ugly man in ancient costume, without any sense of beauty at all.

The vitality girl immediately started to look forward to the martial arts scene between Wang Dachui and the villain!

Xu Ye is very good at action movies, right?
As soon as he came up, the villain said: "Hahaha, if you want to rescue the princess, just... um..."

Halfway through, the villain forgot his words!
He actually forgot his words!

This was really unexpected.

Xuanxuan laughed again.

Less than a minute after the show started, everyone's laughter never stopped.

Wang Dachui's complaints also arrived in time.

"Please, can you memorize the lines first and then come up?"

What Wang Dachui said was exactly what the audience wanted to say.

Some viewers have already started commenting on the barrage.

"You've vomited all the shit, so why are we vomiting!"

Fortunately, the plot progressed smoothly, and Wang Dachui learned from the villain that what he was good at was the Nine Yang Divine Fist.

So he threw away the toy sword in his hand and concentrated all his strength on his fists.

"I felt a powerful force gathering into my fists. My left fist was as hot as fire, and my right fist was as cold as frost..."

Listening to Wang Dachui's voice, Xuan Xuan's eyes were always fixed on Wang Dachui.

Nine Yang Divine Fist, this name sounds very powerful when you hear it!

This must be very handsome when typed!

The next second, special effects of fire and ice appeared on Wang Dachui's hands.

Not special effects, but special effects.

The words "Fire Special Effects" are written on the left fist, and the words "Frost Special Effects" are written on the right fist.

"I got a big cross. What the hell! I didn't even do any special effects. Just typing it is too perfunctory!"

Wang Dachui complained again. Xie Qiong's point of laughter was relatively low to begin with, and she was already holding her stomach and bursting into laughter.

An idea also came to her mind.

This scene seems familiar.

It seemed that this was what they were thinking every time Xu Ye fell ill.

Full of desire to complain.

This sense of immersion is so strong.

It doesn't feel like watching Wang Dachui, but following Wang Dachui through the story.

"It's already been reversed like this. There won't be another reversal next, right?" Xie Qiong thought to herself.

The next second, the villain looked shocked and said: "It turned out to be the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire of the Nine Sun Divine Fist!"

Wang Dachui's complaints immediately followed.

"Hey, how could you tell this? This name is too erotic!"

Especially with Wang Dachui's expression, it can be said to be lifelike.

In the barrage, the audience also complained.

"Fighting all depends on the opponent's prompts!"

"I never expected it, what kind of brain is this!"

"I'm going to die laughing!"

Soon, before Wang Dachui took action, the villain was hit one after another by flame and frost special effects.

I wasn't hit by the special effects, but by these words.

The villain fell to the ground with a plop, leaving Wang Dachui with a confused look on his face.

The villain lying on the ground said: "As expected of the successor of Nine Sun Divine Fist, ahem, I have no regrets in my life."

Wang Dachui on the side continued to complain: "Wugui, your sister, I haven't made a move yet!"

The villain didn't care about Wang Dachui at all, and said with an intoxicated face: "I think of running under the sunset that afternoon. That was my lost youth."

There was also a scene on TV of the villain running past the sunset.

However, the running posture is really a bit coquettish.

Xuanxuan laughed again. After repeating the villain's words, she laughed and said, "These are nothing."

This sentence, combined with the scene of running under the sunset, can be said to have a unique flavor and a very strange beauty.

It feels like I want to continue watching even though it’s disgusting.

Wang Dachui, who defeated the villain, moved on and rescued the princess according to the storyline.

Then he met the second villain.

What I didn't expect was that the second villain was still played by Zhou Dachen.

When the villain said that you still have to defeat me, Wang Dachui asked in confusion: "Didn't I defeat you just now?"

In the living room, the energetic girl's laughter never stopped.

As for the apple in Xuanxuan's hand, he had been holding it up for a minute, but he didn't even take a bite of it.

The second villain, played by Zhou Dachen, asked: "Do you think that person just now was me?"

Wang Dachui said bluntly: "It's exactly you, just changed your clothes!"

Zhou Dachen looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, then said: "That's right."

Wang Dachui complained in his heart.

"You are shameless enough to admit it. This crew is too poor. Would you die if you replaced the actor?"

You know, Xu Ye's name is among the co-directors of this drama, and Xu Ye also participated in the investment. This complaint is made by Wang Dachui.

I complained about myself.

The barrage in the drama never stopped.

Wang Dachui was complaining, and so were the audience.

At this point, everyone has forgotten that this drama is actually a drama starring a top star in the entertainment industry.

Later, Wang Dachui fought with the second villain.

It's just that this so-called fighting process was not performed by actors, but by stick figures.

You play a skill and I play a skill, just like a turn-based game.

Xuanxuan was stunned.

"There's no need to do this to avoid fighting. What kind of 50-cent special effects are these?"

Even a college student majoring in animation can probably handle the whole process.

The final result was that Wang Dachui successfully defeated the second villain.

The second villain lies on the ground and speaks his last words before his death.

This line is the same as when the number one villain died.

"I think of running under the sunset that day, that is my lost youth."

After sending away the second villain, Wang Dachui continued on his way to rescue the princess.

This time, we finally came to the final villain.

When the vitality girl saw the final big devil, everyone was dumbfounded.

The big devil stands on the Flame Mountain, but the special effects of the Flame Mountain are too rubbish.

You can't even say it's a special effect.

This is what a mountain looks like when I drew it with a black pen, then painted it with a green brush, and then put a few flames on it.

The final touch is to write the words "Flame Mountain" on the mountain.

This is the Flame Mountain.

Wang Dachui's complaints came immediately.

"Can the special effects be any worse? There is no sense of immersion at all."

This is no longer a 50-cent special effect, this is a 5-cent special effect.

"With these special effects, I feel like I can do it!"

"Excuse me, is the software used to create special effects PPT?"

"I'm really convinced, what kind of special effects are these!"

The barrage has never stopped, this drama has too many flaws.

Afterwards, the big devil revealed his true appearance, still played by Zhou Dachen.

However, the villain still didn't know his lines by heart.

Finally, it was time for the final decisive battle.

The villain also has wings growing on his back, the special effects on his body are much better than before, and even the background music has become blazing.

Wang Dachui's eyes were solemn, and he used the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire of Nine Sun Divine Fist. The villain also waved his weapon, preparing to attack Wang Dachui.

For a moment, Xie Qiong and others also became nervous.

At first glance, this villain is much more powerful than the previous villains!

"Sure enough, this drama must have battle scenes! Next it's time for Xu Ye to perform!" Xuanxuan said in his heart.

As a result, the next second, the villain took a step forward and fell from the flaming mountain.

died.

Xuanxuan was stunned.

When she saw the big villain lying on the ground in the same posture as the previous villain, she already guessed what the big villain would say.

Sure enough, the villain said: "Thinking of running under the sunset that day, it was my lost youth."

Everyone was completely laughing their heads off.

The scene turned and Wang Dachui's voice sounded.

"My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that I still rescued the princess even though I didn't want to save her at all."

Wang Dachui turned his head and looked at the princess beside him.

When the screen moved to the princess, Xuanxuan was confused again.

Isn’t this still fucking Zhou Dachen? !
Zhou Dachen said coquettishly in a sissy voice: "You saved me, I will have a bridal chamber with you tonight, I want, I want, a bridal chamber, a bridal chamber, I want, I want."

Seeing the princess acting coquettishly, Wang Dachui took out the toy sword he had thrown away before and wiped the sword across his neck.

What to do when faced with such a situation?
Of course he chose to commit suicide.

The plot also comes to an end at this moment.

Wang Dachui's last voice sounded.

"I never want to work with such a poor crew again."

The TV screen went black, and an END appeared on the screen.

END appears, and that’s the end of the episode.

The vitality girls were all confused.

Xuanxuan said hurriedly: "Why is it gone?"

Others expressed doubts.

Everyone has obviously not watched it for a few minutes, so why is it over? It’s impossible.

The following content is some behind-the-scenes footage from the filming, as well as a list of crew members.

These don't last long, only half a minute.

After half a minute, the episode ended directly without automatically playing the next episode.

Not to mention the next episode of "Never Expected", there is not even a preview of the next episode.

You have no idea what's going to happen in the next episode.

"I haven't opened my snacks yet!"

"I haven't opened my drink yet!"

Xuanxuan looked at the apple in his hand and said with a blank expression, "I haven't even taken a bite of the apple."

What kind of speed is this?

Is this gone?

Xuanxuan quickly picked up the remote control and clicked it a few times. The progress bar of the video was displayed on it.

She finally saw the length of the episode.

It's actually less than five minutes.

Xuanxuan murmured: "A five-minute episode? Isn't that too short?"

Fortunately, everyone had prepared a large table of food and drinks in advance to watch the show.

But what can you do in five minutes?

This is no longer an ordinary short, this is quite short.

Xuanxuan didn't believe in evil and fiddled with the remote control for a long time.

In the end, she discovered that the problem was not with the TV, but with the first episode of the show, which was only five minutes long!

It’s so short!

Xie Qiong said helplessly: "I never expected that this drama would be so short."

Not only the vitality girls were confused, but many viewers who entered Penguin Video for the first time were also dumbfounded.

It took five minutes, and I finished reading it without even taking off my pants.

There are really many people who thought there was something wrong with the video.

At this time, Xu Ye posted a Weibo message.

At eight o'clock sharp, the first episode of "Unexpectedly" officially started.

At 8:08, Xu Ye posted on Weibo.

The content of Weibo is only one sentence.

"Those who watch quickly must have finished watching the first episode, right? You never expected it, right?"

(End of this chapter)