Lu Mingfei Returned From Death

"I know that this is an interview related to my own survival, so I carefully chose to dress up to attend the meeting. Basara King, it seems that you have grown up in Takamagahara recently."

Looking at Caesar's tight suit, see-through silver shirt and rhinestone scarf tied around his neck, Lu Mingfei praised him in the tone of a senior in the Cowherd world.

"That's just the way I am. Once I set my goal, I won't spare any effort."

Caesar stood in front of the two interviewers and said confidently.

Although it felt ridiculous to see Lu Mingfei here, and it was even more ridiculous to find out that he was Japan's number one cowherd, but after thinking that the other party could do it, why couldn't he, Caesar entered a state of going all out.

"In that case." The humpback whale picked up a brush from the desk and started writing quickly.

The ink-smeared paper was pushed in front of Caesar, with the Chinese character Tao written on it.

"BasaraKing, the question I'm interviewing you about is, the way of the Cowherd!"

"In Japan, every line has its Tao, just like the old Chinese saying, three hundred and sixty lines, a person will be number one. People without the Tao are just lost lambs in the world.

And leading women to find their paradise of happiness is the ikebana of men.

But there is not just one kind of ikebana. Everyone has his or her own ikebana. So, BasaraKing, I am asking you, what is your ikebana? "

"Ah this."

Caesar, who was originally full of confidence, was instantly stunned.

Originally, he thought that the interview was just like what he saw online. The interviewer would ask about your interview experience and then how you solved the problem.

As a result, the other party's question turned out to be this kind of Tao that is both mysterious and mysterious to the Chinese people?

Gan, shouldn't I be the first one to go up? This kind of question should be asked to a pure Chinese talent like Chu Zihang, right?
After being stunned for thirty seconds, Caesar said helplessly:
"I don't understand."

"To put it simply, the store manager is actually asking you what you think of women, spring breeze and summer flowers or autumn fruits and winter snow?" Lu Mingfei reminded from the side.

For some reason, Caesar suddenly felt that the Lu Mingfei in front of him was different from the one he knew before. To use one word, it was like a spring breeze.

But even so, Caesar still said honestly, "The terms spring breeze, summer flowers and autumn fruits and winter snow are still too difficult for me to understand. Can you explain it more clearly?"

"Okay, I won't let you do reading comprehension." The humpback whale glanced at Lu Mingfei, and after seeing him nodding, he added, "To put it simply, you can use a few sentences to When I describe women, remember, I am not referring to a certain woman, but to women all over the world. What kind of existence do they have in your heart? "

"If that's what you're asking, then I understand." Caesar suddenly relaxed a lot, "Manager, I can describe your question in two words."

"Which two?" the humpback whale asked curiously.

"The sea."

"The sea?"

"Yes, in my heart, every girl is like a sea. Sometimes it is calm, sometimes it is rough, sometimes its surface is covered with ice, but underneath it is full of life, but sometimes it is full of life on the surface but cold inside.

The Barents Sea is a sea, and the Caribbean Sea is also a sea. Just like the windsurfing race I participated in before, how can you evaluate the content of that ocean without trying to cross it yourself? "

"Is there more? Please continue." The humpback whale looked solemn.

"Every sea in the world is different, whether it is temperature, color, or the creatures in it. Some seas give you a very romantic and comfortable feeling, while others may only want your life, and every man It can be compared to a sailor, you have to see most of the world's oceans before you can decide which ocean to stay in and grow old."

Recalling his past experiences and his understanding of women, Caesar said this.

"Women are compared to the ocean, and their personalities are compared to temperature and color. In the end, a good man wanders through all kinds of bizarre ocean currents before he determines which one is best for him. Basara King, your understanding is very good. You can sit back. "

Humpback Whale concluded and clapped.

When Caesar returned to the sofa, the humpback whale suddenly realized that there was an observer sitting next to him.

At this time, he turned around sheepishly and said, "Master Sakura, what do you think?"

"I think what you said makes sense." As if he didn't care about the other person's neglect of his own affairs, Lu Mingfei just smiled gently at him.

The next person sitting in front of the two people was Chu Zihang.

"Ukyo, just now I asked you about Basara King, now I ask you what the technique is."

As he said that, the humpback whale placed the second word in front of Chu Zihang. It was a Chinese character, "shu".

It seems that he understood from Caesar's experience just now that speaking human words is the last word. After thinking for a moment, the humpback whale described what he meant in very simple words:
“To put it simply, it’s how to seduce a woman to spend money for you, or in other words, how to force yourself into a soft-spoken woman?

"You should understand that all the cowherds in our class actually rely on being fed by women."

"Is it just a question like this?" Chu Zihang said calmly, "This question is actually very simple. Through picking up customers in the past few days, I have done some general analysis of my customer groups."

"Among them, I served the table 72 times, and there were 37 customers in total. The oldest was 23 years old, the youngest was 28.3 years old, the average age was , and among them, about % Already a woman.

It can be seen from this that my customer base is all mature women, or in other words, almost all married women. "

"Hi~, Ukyo, you are definitely a young woman killer!" Fingel took a breath after hearing this data.

"Actually, this is normal."

Regarding Fingel's shock, Chu Zihang just adjusted his non-existent glasses and said.

“There have been statistics that out of more than 5000 married Japanese adult men, 13% often go to custom shops, while % of women can accept their boyfriends going to custom shops.

So, married men can go to custom shops and are forgiven by some women, so why can’t married women go to Cowherd shops? "

Through mathematical analysis, Chu Zihang simply made such a violent statement.

"Ukyo, maybe you really are a talented person in the world of cowherds." The humpback whale looked surprised.

"What kind of talent is this?" Lu Mingfei cursed inwardly as he looked at Chu Zihang's performance.

Lu Mingfei, who knew what kind of character Chu Zihang was, obviously knew that the other party was telling lies. Although some of the data might be true, as a profit-seeking practitioner, he must have told things in a way that was beneficial to him. .

To put it simply, he just wants to make a living in this business, so he speaks in such exaggerated terms.

"Of course, what I just talked about are just valid reasons for women to come here." Chu Zihang explained that there was no way out, as he expected.

"And there is another characteristic of the customers I receive. They come to our store to consume more things to seek comfort, not just drinking.

Although I don’t understand Japanese very well, with the help of the waiter’s translation, I learned that 27 of them had experienced domestic violence, 31 of them had an affair with their husbands, and 16 of them believed that their marriages were on the verge of collapse. This means that I am dealing with a group of women who are disappointed in their marriages, depressed inside, and just want to find relief outside. "

"So, you become their psychological counselor, and then comfort them and gradually guide them to consume?" The humpback whale's eyes flickered.

In his eyes, Chu Zihang at this moment is a raw jade in the Cowherd world. With a little time and polish, he definitely has the potential to become the new King of Cowherds.

Making such an evaluation in his mind, Humpback Whale already believed that Chu Zihang's potential was higher than that of Caesar before him.

"Not really." Chu Zihang said with a strange expression.

"?" the humpback whale wondered, "How would you attract them if you didn't do this?"

"This is very simple." Chu Zihang recalled his experience in the past few days, "The women I know, what they expect is not to talk about their feelings, but to be forcefully oppressed."

"?" the humpback whale asked shamelessly, "Can you explain it to me?" The humpback whale asked puzzledly, "Why do they like it?"

This was the first time he heard Cowherd talk about such a theory.

"Maybe it's because of the husband's neglect." Chu Zihang said lightly, "Women don't want to be ignored and ignored, and the most common complaint from drunken guests is their husbands' neglect of them."

"Please continue!" the humpback whale said excitedly, "Ukyo, you have opened a new chapter in my understanding of the Cowherd's Art!"

"Ever since I understood the mental state of my guests, I have found a way to prescribe the right medicine. In order to play the role they expect, I don't need to be able to please them. No matter what they say, I will not be moved, but I will appear very cold.

I keep high pressure on them psychologically and behaviorally."

"How about your behavior?"

Leaning forward, Lu Mingfei said with great interest.

"No, I don't dare to do anything in terms of behavior. I can only use the murderous energy I bring. Oh, the store manager may not understand. The simple thing is that I used to kill a lot of pigs, so I naturally have that way of putting pressure on others.

From this, when they see me like this, they will have the idea that I am so rough to them, and they will feel that they are being noticed, and this is what they need. "

"Wonderful!" the humpback whale applauded.

"For this reason, I specially learned three sentences in Japanese. I would say these sentences every time a customer wanted to end it. And with these three sentences, I once made a woman spend 180,000 yuan on me."

By this time, not only Humpback Whale and Lu Mingfei, but also Caesar, Fingel and even Sakurai Kogure had their ears out.

"This is the end of today's day"

"もしそうなら"

"Morning and crying, sleeping in the morning and sleeping in the morning"

"What do these three sentences mean?" Caesar, whose Japanese is not as good as Chu Zihang's, asked in confusion.

"Is this the end of today?"

"if it is like this."

"It's better to go back early and cry to sleep."

Chu Zihang explained.

"And this kind of language will further hurt the psychology of the guests. As successful women in the workplace, they will be inspired to be competitive and fighting spirit, and then they will stop and continue to buy wine and drink. Then, the consumption amount in my name will increase. ”

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Except for the humpback whale, everyone looked at Chu Zihang with strange eyes.

Especially Fingel, from the bottom of his heart, he had never felt that Chu Zihang was so tall and majestic. He was simply a saint, prophet and conquering king in the Cowherd world!

"Ukyo, your potential is no less than that of the former Cowherd Myth Master Kazama and today's Master Sakura. As long as you continue to study and work hard, over time, you will become the new Cowherd Myth!"

Under Chu Zihang's outstanding performance, the humpback whale could not suppress his inner excitement at all.

As expected of Master Sakura, he was the one who specially asked him to accept him.

With this skill alone, a few of them are enough to gain the protection of themselves and those bosses.

On the other side, Lu Mingfei also clapped.

Just as Kazama Ruri noticed his talent, he knew that his senior brother definitely had the same talent as him.

Finally, it was Fingel.

After standing in front of the two interviewers, he realized his shortcomings.

To put it simply, he is not as coquettish as Caesar, nor can he use data to make outrageous comments like Chu Zihang. As a member of the diving trio, Fingel discovered that besides speaking a little coquettishly, he turned out to be The most normal one among the three?
"Heracles," the humpback whale shouted.

"Store manager, please give me orders!" Fingel immediately stood up straight and said.

"You look a lot like me when I was young." The humpback whale said as he looked at Fingel.

"That's right, I've felt this way since I came in." Fingel said seriously.

"Oh, how come you can see it?" The humpback whale became interested.

"It's a very simple thing." Fingel said with excitement, "A son is like his father, and his employees are like his boss. Isn't this a natural thing?"

"And there is an old Chinese saying that once you are a teacher, you will always be a father. Here, you teach me what a cowherd should do, so you are my master, and you are my master, which means you are mine. "

"Stop, stop it!" The humpback whale reached out wordlessly, "This is an interview, not a relationship."

"Okay." Fingel shut up knowingly.

"Forget it, let me ask you a simple question." The humpback whale suddenly lost interest.

Except for Chu Zihang and Caesar, the men in front of them were actually just making up the numbers, and they were brought in by Master Sakura to make up the numbers. He said that since they have been assessed, their companions should also be assessed. Anyway, it’s a waste of money. Sooner or later it is enough.

Thinking that Master Sakura was his signature here, and thinking of the inexplicable meaning in Heracles' eyes when he first met him, Humpback Whale finally chose to let him come for the interview. (End of chapter)