The 21st century of gangsters everywhere

Chapter 811 788 Tohsaka's Kitchen
Li Ping slipped away this time, in addition to lowering his blood pressure and searching for a few talented children by the way, he also wanted to go to the world with longevity species, learn from longevity species, and ask them how they survived the day. pressurized.

Although Li Ping was embarrassed to say it, in fact, in the year 0101 of the Imperial Calendar, the changes in some people within the empire also put Li Ping under great pressure.

For example, Nunnally Vi Britannia, the presiding judge of the Heresy Tribunal of the Empire State Church, Euphemia the Rose Princess, Mia Campbell, the immortal singer, the Almighty Ultimate Warrior, Aslan, the partner of justice. Zara.

A little explanation is that, relying on the excellent talent inherited from Lelouch and her superb mind reading skills, Nunnally joined the Knights of the Round Table directly under the Emperor of the Empire in the early days, and later contacted and learned from Shokuhou Misaki and others. He joined the Knights of the State Church, and finally stepped up to the position of the presiding judge of the Inquisition Tribunal step by step.

After Euphemia later became an apostle, she joined the Knights of the Round Table where Suzaku Kuchiki belonged. It came out with excellent driving skills no less than Cornelia and excellent cold-blooded command skills no less than Lelouch.

Let Knight 0f two, who had a high probability of being wiped out by the invasion force led by the champion of Khorne who invaded the core world of the empire, Suzaku Kuchiki and the knights under his leadership were able to break out of the encirclement.

Since then, Pink Diva has become Princess Rose.

Aslan and his wife are the two sharp weapons of the empire's propaganda. Aslan walks around the empire with the idea of ​​a perfect knight of justice. Where there is injustice, there is Aslan. As for joining the rebel army to resist the local imperial government, Whether to suppress criminal groups depends on his simple sense of justice.

Usually, better results can be obtained in the end, or the empire carries out relevant reforms, or the rebellion is finally suppressed, and the people are comforted.

Although sometimes there will be some oolongs, but his upright attitude and humbly admitting his mistakes are hardly disgusting.

Even admire him for his noble virtues.

Except for Mia who wiped his ass after him.

As another sharp blade of the empire's propaganda, Mia Campbell is one of the most popular singers in the empire. Whether it is her TV speeches or daily theatrical performances, she can attract everyone's attention.

A remote colony of the empire even launched a global riot because Mia had never held a concert there.

Li Ping, who watched it, wanted to discuss the relationship between burning glass and decompression with the local mentally handicapped people.

Aslan's image in the past 100 years is a partner of justice rather than a righteous second-hand Mia. It can be said that Mia has contributed a lot.

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"I didn't expect that you would say what was in your heart in a joking tone." Rider said behind Li Ping's back. At this time, it was already the next morning, and Li Ping was making breakfast with Red A in the kitchen.

Hearing this sentence, the movement of Red A's hand stopped immediately.

"Who wouldn't like a cross talk master who has played with legs for years, and a school girl who is soft and sticky?" Li Ping's expression remained normal. "To be honest, I always feel that Gaia and Alaya have done something, but I still don't understand what they did."

"You mean, restraint?" Rider was a little surprised.

"That's right, but this time my purpose is to deal with them. The earth in the 21st century is not worth conquering. Just send a border patrol fleet to take it down, but the heroic spirits are different.

I think there is still a need to gather the heroic spirits with superior combat power. The legend of the heroic spirits who are invincible in the history of pan-humanity should not stop at the holy grail war or squatting on the seat of the heroic spirit. Li Ping gently shook his wrist and turned the fried egg over.

"So, we are actually your prey, and Sakura and Miss Tohsaka are just incidental, isn't that true?" Rider asked seriously.

"You can't say that. If you come here, don't tease the poor young lady. If you don't see Arturia's face, wouldn't it be a waste of time to play around if you don't pull Sakura out of hell?"

"Although your strength is very strong, if your opponent is restrained..." Hong A frowned.

"You will understand later, your current boss is no better than a bear in front of me." Li Ping took the salt and pepper grinder from the stuffing table and seasoned the fried eggs.

After they were out of the pan, Li Ping and Red A exchanged the fried eggs they made. After eating, Li Ping frowned.

... I'm going to decide on Red A, this damn is the top culinary artist, right?

I have been making meals for hundreds of years. Fried eggs are the least fun things to do. I can do milligram-level feeding analysis. In theory, it should reach the limit, but it is not as good as Red A. eat.

It doesn't make sense.

"When you cook, although the ingredients and the heat are very precise, you don't get any fun from the cooking, so there will always be a little bit of a difference."

"...Can you talk about science?" The corners of Li Ping's mouth twitched twice.

"We are Heroic Spirits, are you talking about science with Heroic Spirits?"

"Why not?" Li Ping swept away the prepared food, pulled out shallots, eggs and overnight rice, and then compared egg fried rice with Ying Ling Wei Gong.

"Hey, Saber, are you going to school today?" Rin Tohsaka appeared at the stairs in the living room in her school uniform.

"Today I'm going to learn how to cook with Madam Yingling. Don't worry, the whole Fuyuki City is within my range of perception. I will protect you in case of danger." Li Ping waved the kitchen knife in his hand.

"Okay then." Tohsaka Rin walked to the dining table and sat down, waiting for the meal to start.

Then heat the oil in a pan and beat the eggs.

Stir the egg yolks into the overnight meal.

Then with a flash of the knife, Li Ping cut the shallots into small pieces with a length error of no more than one molecule.

Then, add oil when the pot temperature is most suitable, egg liquid when the oil temperature is most appropriate, and overnight meal when the egg liquid is turned over to the appropriate temperature.

Add some salt and stir fry.

After every grain of rice is fully stir-fried, put chopped green onion out of the pan.

In order to ensure that the egg fried rice was evenly fried, Li Ping even used spiritual power to control the temperature.

Then Red A is in the state of an ordinary home cook, ordinary chopped green onions, ordinary beaten eggs, and ordinary stir-fry.

"..." After Li Ping took a sip each, he fell into deep thought.

Ignoring the two sisters of the Tohsaka family who were feasting on the sidelines, they silently and perfectly reproduced the egg fried rice of Madam Yingling.

No matter it is the kind that even the molecular movement is perfectly reproduced, during this period, Li Ping even used the deep space-time magic and shaping magic that made the eyes of the rider who had experienced the age of gods and the well-informed red A twitch.

…And then it’s just a little bit less interesting than what Red A makes delicious.

"Well, it's decided. From then on, you will be my royal chef until you find someone who cooks better than you to replace you." Li Ping thought for three seconds and chose to give up. "Obviously the molecular movement has been perfectly reproduced, why?"

"Because your cooking lacks emotion..." Hong A shook her head. "And I won't go, I still have..."

"It's none of my business." Li Ping shook his head with an expression of "I don't listen, I don't listen." "I hereby declare that you will be the royal chef of my holy Britannian Empire from today. This is the final decision of the emperor of the empire, and no one can raise any objections."

Then there was a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and a red figure appeared out of thin air, merging with the red A into one.In the next moment, a magical storm erupted around Red A. Alaya's dog...I mean the messenger of human restraint, the guardian of pan-human history, and the unnamed heroic spirit "Emiya". Come down here.

After the real body came, before the Heroic Guard had time to scold her, he was hit by the "Jiaqun Newcomer Gift Pack" from the Empire's spiritual network. The spirit base was instantly eroded by the apostle fire, and the strength of the spirit base was strengthened to a standard star-level god in a short time level.

When I opened my eyes again...

There are more things that Ying Ling Wei Gong wants to scold his mother.

For example, the thunderbolt from the blue sky just now, in the fantasy language, probably——

The person who is sitting on the aura of the emperor makes a great wish, the heaven and man are connected, and the gods share their lessons. At this point, things must be done.

...and then you got a goddamn cook?

"emmmmm...Actually, you are right, this matter itself is also like this."

"what?"

"The mmp in your eyes is almost overflowing, and you can tell what you're thinking with your toes." Li Ping came out happily,
"What's the meaning."

"I said that you are my cook from today onwards, and your boss has been handling the relevant procedures, and then I sent the contract transfer to me after I finished talking, so, it is true that you were sent to me by Alaya to be a cook." It is a standard myth-level event, and for your universe, it is the highest standard mysterious one.

Of course, I don't deny that the facts shown are very cheating. "

After thinking for a few seconds, everyone fell silent and went about their business.

(End of this chapter)