Douluo: I put it up, you can do whatever you want

Chapter 99 Guo Degang Cross Talk Collection
The mountain behind Wuhun City.

Lin Bei lay on the grass, with the breeze blowing by, a trace of satisfaction appeared on his face.

After absorbing the spirit bone that day, Lin Bei always felt that something was wrong.

But he couldn't say exactly what was wrong.

So these days he chose to lie dead in the back mountain as before.

"Finally, it has a taste of the past. Ever since Tiandou City and his party, I almost forgot what my previous life was like."

During the trip to Tiandou, Lin Bei first bullied Qian Renxue and asked her to repair her relationship with Bibidong, but when he met Tang Hao, his mind turned.

Later, in order to expose the Yin and Huo Yinyan, they made up a bunch of things in front of Bibi Dong and the others.

After the eyes of ice and fire, he met the Dragon King of Water and Fire again.

Five years of being alone gave him mental problems.

After coming out, he didn't know what to do, his brain twitched, he killed Yu Xiaogang, and yelled at Bibidong.

He also pretended to be seriously injured in front of Bibi Dong, and then used the absorption spirit ring to enhance his cultivation to numb himself, making himself feel that he was very busy.

A series of events not only made Lin Bei's spirit tense, but also overloaded his pig's brain.

It caused him to do more and more strange things, less and less like himself.

On the contrary, his mentality has gradually changed a lot after lying dead in the back mountain in the past few days.

Looking at the lake in front of him, Lin Bei sat up, took out the fishing rod from the storage soul guide, and threw it directly without putting any bait.

"Uncle, what are you thinking about?"

Hu Liena's voice came from behind.

In the past few days, she will come to Houshan to see Lin Bei.

She always feels that Lin Bei is weird now.

"I'm thinking of Guo Degang's cross talk collection."

Lin Bei said casually.

He really misses Teacher Guo.

If there is a Guo Degang cross talk collection for him to relax, maybe his mentality will improve faster.

"I know what cross talk is, but who is Guo Degang?"

Hu Liena asked suspiciously, and then sat next to Lin Bei.

"A fat man who told jokes."

"joke?"

Hu Liena tilted her head.

"Uncle, can you tell jokes?"

"Yes, but none of my jokes are for you."

"Hey, what's not suitable, please tell me."

"Do you really want to listen?"

Lin Bei turned his head to look at Hu Liena with a smirk in his eyes.

Hu Liena sensed something was wrong, but she still nodded: "Listen!"

Lin Bei searched in his mind, and finally said: "In the past, there was a man walking on the road, and then a woman suddenly popped out and asked him to look down."

After finishing speaking, Lin Bei fell silent.

"What about down there?"

Hu Liena looked at Lin Bei with a confused expression.

Lin Bei replied calmly: "The bottom is gone."

Hu Liena:? ? ? ?
! ! ! !
Suddenly, Hu Liena thought of something, and her cheeks instantly turned red.

"Ah!!! Uncle, you are necrotic!"

The corner of Lin Bei's mouth curled up, "What, I said the joke is gone, because I haven't figured out how to make it up. What do you think it is?"

"No. Me. You. Ah!!!"

Hu Liena pointed at Lin Bei, then at herself, and finally stomped her feet angrily.

In Douluo Continent, it is normal for girls to marry at the age of 14.

Hu Liena, who is now 15 years old, is naturally not a child who knows nothing.

On the contrary, she understood.

So she knew what Lin Bei meant.

But Lin Bei acted like I said it, but I didn't admit it, which made her feel very uncomfortable.

He wanted to scold Lin Bei, but he didn't know how to say it.

So cheap! ! !
When this thought suddenly appeared in her mind, Hu Liena was stunned.

"Uncle, are you in a good mood?"

"Ok?"

"You just talked as mean as before."

Hearing this, Lin Bei was also taken aback for a moment.

Then he laughed.

"Haven't I always been this mean?"

"It's different. A few days ago, you always felt that you were in a bad mood. No, you can't say that you are in a bad mood. It's just that it's weird and doesn't look like you."

"I know, I know, don't make noise, it's all your fault if you don't catch any fish later."

"Fart, uncle, didn't you used to be in the air force too?"

"Hammer Air Force!"

"."

The two laughed.

When Lin Bei returned to Wuhun Hall again, his face was replaced with the previous indifferent smile.

He didn't go back to his room, but first went to the Pope's Palace to look for Bibi Dong.

At this time, Bibi Dong was discussing something with the elders.

Seeing Lin Bei, Bibi Dong also waved her hand, signaling the elders to go down first.

After everyone had left, Lin Bei smiled and said to Bibi Dong, "Sister, I'm going to go out for a stroll."

Bibi Dong froze for a moment, then said with a smile, "Okay, but where are you going?"

Lin Bei spread his hands: "I don't know, anyway, just wandering around in the mainland, it's boring to stay in the Wuhun Temple all day long."

"Do you want the elder to accompany you?"

Lin Bei shook his head, "No, my current perception field and gravity field have expanded to a range of [-] meters, and with my water and fire wings, unless someone like the big priest wants to kill me, there is no way I will have an accident."

"Well, you should pay attention to your own safety, and if you have any problems, go to the Wuhun Hall in the major cities for help."

"Ah."

After nodding, Lin Bei planned to leave.

Just when he walked to the door, Bibi Dong suddenly said: "Xiao Bei, do you still remember what you told me before?"

Lin Bei turned to look at Bibi Dong with a puzzled expression.

Bibidong continued: "You told me before that I actually didn't like Xiaogang that much, but I met him at a special time, and now I always think of him every time I miss the beginning, mistakenly thinking that I like him he."

As she spoke, Bibi Dong looked into Lin Bei's eyes.

She wants to say, you too.

Hearing Bibi Dong's words, Lin Bei smiled, then turned around and waved with his back to Bibi Dong.

"I know~"

"Ah~"

Bibi Dong sighed, she didn't know if Lin Bei had listened to her words, but she had done everything she could.

After Lin Bei on the other side returned to his room, he smiled when he thought of what Bibi Dong had said to him just now.

"Oh, I was educated in my own words."

Of course he understands what Bibi Dong said, and he is very clear about what his so-called liking is.

It's just that Bibi Dong surprised him too much back then, whether it was the first meeting or her unique temperament, it was hard to forget.

But Lin Bei really didn't like Bibi Dong that much. The reason why he did those things in Notting City was because he had a mental problem and couldn't control his emotions, so he couldn't distinguish when a small emotion appeared. , poor control, and then do something that he wouldn't normally do.

To put it simply, staying alone for too long made me go crazy.

Now that his emotions have returned to normal, he only feels that what he said and did at the beginning is so fucking shameful.

It's not that he can't let go of waving his hands behind Bibi Dong's back, he just feels agitated and flustered.

Damn, how could I do such a shameful thing! ! !
How could such a shameful secondary school word come out of my mouth! ! !
The next day, at the gate of Wuhun City, Hu Liena looked at Lin Bei with some reluctance.

"Master, why are you going out again? You've only been back for a few days."

When she was a child, she stayed with Lin Bei for too long, and her brain circuits were a little abnormal. In the entire Wuhun City, only Lin Bei could match her brain waves, so she really hated Lin Bei.

"If you really can't bear to part with me, just hang out with me."

Lin Bei led the horse and said with a smile.

Hu Liena pursed her lips when she heard the words.

"No, I have just broken through the Soul Sect, and the teacher won't let me go out, saying that I need at least the Soul Emperor to go out, otherwise it's not safe."

Now that the Star Luo Empire and the Heaven Dou Empire are in constant friction, and the major forces on the mainland are ready to move, it is indeed too risky for the cultivation of the Soul Sect to go out.

"Then practice hard, don't talk about it, I'll slip away first."

After finishing speaking, Lin Bei got on his horse and drove away directly.

Seeing Lin Bei's leaving back, Hu Liena's mouth became more puckered.

"Uncle Master is gone, when will he come back?"

After leaving Wuhun City, Lin Bei didn't know the direction, and drove his horse towards the distance casually.

It wasn't until three days later that he saw the name of a certain city that he knew that he had entered the territory of the Star Luo Empire.

"Open a room and feed my horse by the way."

At the entrance of a certain hotel, Lin Bei threw the horse in his hand to the hotel waiter.

"Okay, please come inside."

It is strange to say that the background of this Douluo Continent is a feudal dynasty, but some small details are both Chinese and Western.

Like hotels.

On Douluo Continent, there are inns and hotels.

The inn is the same decoration as the feudal society in Lin Bei's memory.

The hotel is western style.

These two things actually exist at the same time, outrageous.

The key is that the receptionist in the inn is called Xiaoer, and the receptionist in the hotel is called the waiter.

Every time Lin Bei realizes this, he feels a little split.

After opening the room, just as Lin Bei was about to go upstairs, there was a noise at the door.

"Fart! Do I live in a normal room? I'm going to live in your upper room today, hurry up, don't force me to get mad!"

Hearing this, Lin Bei also looked at the door with a strange expression.

Good guy, such a classic plot?
At this time, at the entrance of the hotel, a tall man was looking at the hotel waiter with a displeased face.

The waiter bent over and said something to the man in a low voice.

But the man's face didn't change at all.

"Fuck you, I'll say it again for the last time, if you don't get a room for me in 10 minutes, I'll fuck you to death!"

The waiter looked helplessly at the front desk.

"Young master, the last room in this hotel has already been given to this guest. Would you like to change to another hotel?"

The receptionist pointed to Lin Bei and said.

The man waved his hand when he heard the words, "Don't gossip with me, it's your hotel's business whether you have a room, don't let this young master cause trouble for others, I just look for you, if there is no room, I will demolish your hotel! "

Lin Bei also looked at the man in surprise.

How should I put it, it makes sense, but not much.

Compared with men, Lin Bei was more unhappy with the front desk of the hotel.

If others make trouble for you, you will cause trouble, right?

Did I provoke you?

I'm not a guest?
Helpless, the front desk looked at Lin Bei who was still on the stairs, and asked, "This guest, can you return your room? As compensation, our hotel is willing to give you twice the compensation."

"Oh, huh?"

Lin Bei laughed back angrily.

Good guy, I thought it was a conflict between the hotel and the man, but in the end it was me who was unlucky?
At this time, the receptionist also walked up to Lin Bei, and said softly: "Guest, this young master looks like a nobleman, not an ordinary person. I suggest that you do more things than do less things. We have no choice but to do so. Please be considerate. "

"Not an ordinary person? Why, you can't provoke him, but you can provoke me?"

Lin Bei is not the kind of person who likes to find fault, but in this matter, it is obvious that the hotel does not treat him as a human being. Can he bear it?

After finishing speaking, a terrifying aura erupted from Lin Bei's body.

Gravity Field!

For soul masters, maybe the gravity domain just slows down their actions, but for ordinary people, this domain is a deadly skill!
The front desk suddenly became difficult to breathe, and his face turned a liver color.

He waved his hands forward wantonly, "Forgive me, I'm sorry, the guest is sorry!"

Lin Bei didn't intend to kill him either, so he withdrew the Gravity Domain.

"Be careful if you chirp again, I'll kill you."

After finishing speaking, Lin Bei turned around and walked to the room he just opened.

Seeing this, the front desk didn't dare to say anything more. Instead, he went back to the front desk, took out a room key and handed it to the man at the door.

"Master, this is the best room key in our hotel. It's on the fourth floor."

The waiter at the door changed his face when he saw the key.

I wanted to say something, but after glancing at the man at the door, I didn't dare to speak.

"Hmph, you guys are acquainted!"

The man took the key and walked straight upstairs.

After the man left, the waiter looked at the front desk and angrily said: "You are crazy, that is a spare room in the hotel, reserved for the royal family and nobles!"

The front desk looked at the waiter with a gloomy face.

"Otherwise, what should we do? You saw it just now. These two are not to be trifled with. Shall we go and drive out the other guests who came to the room? Besides, this spare room has not been occupied for many years. Let the young master What's wrong with staying here?"

The waiter also hesitated when he heard the words, and said: "I hope there will be no more accidents. Today is really bad luck, and I ran into two people who are not easy to mess with at the same time."

The corner of the front desk's mouth twitched, "You two? Then you should stop thinking about it. Do you know why I asked that person to hand over the room and not the other guests who took the room?"

"Why?" The waiter also looked at the front desk suspiciously.

The front desk spread their hands, "The other guests who live in the upper room are all members of the lower four Elephant Armor sects. You want them to hand over their rooms, do you want to die?"

The waiter was startled.

"What's going on, why did you meet so many people you can't afford to mess with today?"

The front desk looked at the waiter with contempt.

"Have you forgotten? The Continental Advanced Soul Master Academy has just ended. The host this time is the Star Luo Empire. Many academies are on their way back. Our hotel is the best hotel in the whole city. Of course it's easy. Met these people."

"That's it~"

The waiter suddenly realized.

(End of this chapter)