Learning in the NBA can make you a god

Chapter 900 I want to play basketball (1)

"Xiao Yue, you stay here with Xiao Li. When the time comes to check out, I will ask Xiao Luan to find you."

The evening show was about to start, and Teacher Guo needed to go down to prepare, so he turned around and left.

Arriving at the backcourt, Uncle Yu couldn't help but speak.

"Lao Guo, is this really appropriate?"

Teacher Yu feels that this matter is still a bit unreliable. If it is really said, the audience will not buy it, which will easily lead to trouble.

"It's okay, it's okay. The three of us will talk for a while during the encore. If Xiao Li doesn't strike up a conversation in time, you can strike up a conversation right away and there won't be any problems with the performance."

Teacher Guo has also considered this matter. As long as Teacher Yu is around, there will be no problem.

Regarding the promotion of cross talk, Teacher Guo and Teacher Yu have the same goal, and they spare no effort to promote cross talk.

"Okay, I'll be watching from the side and there shouldn't be any problems. As long as it can promote cross talk, I can give it a try."

Teacher Yu also knows that everything you do cannot be a good thing.

"Oh my god, how come today's lineup is so strong?" Crosstalk fans are happy. Look at this lineup. It's definitely worth coming to see crosstalk today.

The first show is the opening of Zhang Helun and Lang Heyan, and the program is "Learning to Pike"!
"I'll go, don't we have to seal the boxes again today? This lineup is really amazing. Almost all the more popular actors are here. Are the other gardens all obsolete?"

It seems that all the heads of other small gardens are here today. The only explanation is that the other small gardens are yellow, otherwise how could everyone come here.

"They are selling medicinal candies. Who is selling my medicinal candies? Oranges, bananas, yam and pills. Buy them, and take them with you. The medicine candies are coming. Eat them, and drink them. You will taste them. The orange mint makes you feel cold, you vomit sour water, you burp, and you eat my medicine and candies. I won’t sell it to you, but I will give it to you.”

Li Tian couldn't help but cheer when he heard the comments on the field. He couldn't tell that Zhang Helun was breathing at all. Anyway, he didn't tell.

"Not bad, really good!" Lian Sheng cheered.

Xiaoyue is also very happy. His task today is to accompany Li Tian, ​​and he doesn't need to worry about anything else.

"Xiao Yueyue, is this difficult to learn?" After listening to Zhang Helun's performance, he couldn't help but ask.

"This depends on talent. For me, it's just study. I have studied for many years, otherwise I would not dare to go on stage. I remember the first time I went on stage, I was coaxed off because my words were not good."

Xiaoyue seemed to be reminded of his past, which was the last thing he wanted to mention.

"Sorry, I'm just curious, so I asked. I hope you won't be offended." Seeing Xiao Yue's expression of embarrassment, Li Tian was a little helpless. He shouldn't have asked about this matter. Isn't this just rubbing salt on the wound? .

"It's okay. If it hadn't been for that time, maybe it would be difficult for me to get better now. This is a normal thing. There are some things that everyone has to experience."

Listening to Xiaoyue's words, Li Tian discovered that Xiaoyue had the same past as himself and had experienced some things.

While chatting, the show has reached the last scene. Teacher Guo and Teacher Yu talked about "The Big Bodyguard"!
The audience kept laughing. Of course, the most painful thing was Teacher Yu. Every time, they would talk about Teacher Yu’s family.

Just as the two were about to turn around and leave, they were stopped by the host, and the encore began.

The two talked for a while, making everyone laugh.

"Hello everyone, can you be more reserved? Otherwise, when I pick up the people who are coming up next, I will doubt whether you will." I couldn't say the next words, and the audience laughed even more happily.

"Could it be something? But who is the person you are talking about?" Teacher Yu asked.

"I'll scare you to death if I tell you." Teacher Guo acted in a shameless manner, "I'll tell you."

"Stay away from me, have you eaten garlic? The smell is so bad." Teacher Yu almost vomited.

As soon as he finished speaking, the audience laughed again.

"Let us welcome two gold medals and one silver medal in the Olympics and eight NBA championships." Teacher Guo introduced Li Tian's main honors in one breath.

When Teacher Guo stopped, the audience cheered even louder.

"Hello everyone, I'm Li Tian. I'm very happy." Teacher Guo came over to welcome him. Li Tian didn't even pay attention and walked straight towards Teacher Yu.

The audience laughed even more happily when they saw the height difference.

Teacher Guo's height has long been mentioned by his disciples, and the comparison with Li Tian is even more obvious.

"Xiao Li, I'm talking to you." Teacher Guo kept saying something to remind Li Tian.

"Teacher Yu, let's talk about something, but what should I do if I don't know how to compliment you?" He looked at Teacher Yu, completely ignoring Teacher Guo behind him.

"It's okay, it's okay. I'm the Queen of Ping Ke. As long as you say it, I won't let it fall on the floor." Teacher Yu assured him, patting his chest, that this was his ability, and he could definitely do it.

"That's good, then should I stand here? I don't know where to stand, right?" He said and pointed to the position next to the table.

The audience laughed again and again, mainly because Li Tian pushed Teacher Guo away from the funny position.

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm the one teasing you. What are you doing?"

Seeing Teacher Guo's furious look, Teacher Yu was even happier. Finally, someone took revenge on him, and he was even more unwilling to pay attention to Teacher Guo.

"Oh, who hit me on the calf? People in the audience, you brought your children to the show, can't you keep an eye on your children? They all ran to the court and hit me on the calf. They didn't know that I was playing basketball. If I was injured, You can’t afford the compensation.”

As he said this, he wanted to rush to the audience and make the audience lose money.

"That little black fat guy, that's behind your butt." The audience in the audience laughed even more happily. They came to see the cross talk because they thought it was fun. There was no need to speak during the cross talk between these three people. It was just Teacher Guo and Li Tian standing together. Everyone will laugh a lot.

"Brother Tian has such a talent for comedy. He is really a talented comedian who was delayed by basketball." "I can't stand it anymore. Teacher Guo's face is almost touching Brother Tian's butt. It's really funny."

"I'm laughing so hard, I'm so happy today!"

"Brother Tian is not going to change his career to cross talk. The basketball world has lost another genius, and the comedy world has gained another genius."

"Hey, hey, hey, it's me, I'm the one who's teasing you, and you two are both teasing me."

While the audience was laughing and Li Tian and Teacher Yu were chatting, Teacher Guo went backstage, moved a stool, and ran out from the backstage.

He put the stool on the ground and climbed up several times before standing up.

"Brother Tian, ​​someone is going to attack you, quickly hide!" The audience suddenly shouted loudly.

"Where are you, monster? I hope Teacher Yu doesn't accept you." Li Tian shouted and hid behind Teacher Yu.

"Where are the monsters escaping? Let's see if I don't accept you."

Teacher Yu held a folding fan and opened it to face Teacher Guo. The picture looked as funny as possible.

Xiaoyue almost laughed out loud in the background. This scene and this joy were really...
"No, no, I'm going to laugh until my stomach hurts. For Tian's performance, the Oscars must give him a statuette." The audience commented one after another.

Others kept shouting, "Brother Tian, ​​I want to give birth to a monkey for you."

"No, no, I don't want a monkey. See if this monster looks like a monkey." He said and pointed to Teacher Guo who was standing on the stool just now.

"Hahaha!" The laughter came again.

"Okay, stop for a moment, I'm the one teasing you." Teacher Guo shouted loudly.

"Ah, I'm sorry, Teacher Guo, I searched a few circles just now, but I couldn't find you. That's wrong." He pretended to be thoughtful.

Everyone focused on Li Tian.

"Didn't Teacher Yu take you in just now? Why were you released so quickly?"

It’s another show-off. The audience really doesn’t dare to drink water now, for fear of bursting out laughing, because every word and every action is so fun.

"What are you talking about? I'm just a little short. I just went to move the stool." He kicked the stool twice while comparing his height with Li Tian. At the same time, he also reminded Teacher Yu that you are too short. .

"Hahaha!" Another burst of laughter.

"Okay, okay, stop making trouble. We are here to talk about cross talk for everyone. Let me tell you a piece of "I Want to Play Basketball"!" Teacher Guo finished.

"Hey!" The audience booed, followed by laughter.

"Hahaha!" Li Tian laughed directly, "Teacher Guo, do you want to play basketball?"

He looked up and down again, Teacher Guo and his stool.

"Nothing." There was another pause, drawing the audience's attention to him again.

"If you can bring a stool, maybe you can play basketball."

The audience burst into laughter again, and many girls cried with laughter, but there was no time to check, and the next burden came again.

"Why can't I play basketball? With my speed and height." He also tried dribbling a few times, and his movements were very funny.

"Teacher Guo, your speed is still that of a human being, but your height?" Li Tian asked back, and at the same time couldn't help but look at the stool under Teacher Guo's feet.

"What do you mean by human speed?" Teacher Yu was next to him doing some finishing touches.

The audience laughed again, it was so funny, Teacher Yu finally got his revenge.

"Teacher Yu, please stop making trouble. Do you think that Teacher Guo is not a human being?" He looked at Teacher Yu in surprise, as if he was such a bad person.

"Hahaha!"

"Human speed, Teacher Guo is a human being!"

"No, no, no, no, I didn't say that. He is a thing. No, no, no. He is a human being. He has human speed. I am not surprised."

While talking, I didn't forget to pick up a handkerchief and wipe my sweat. This is a bit scary. I'm digging a hole for myself.

"Hahaha, don't be afraid, Teacher Yu, Brother Tian is helping you get revenge."

"That's it, don't be afraid of that little black fat guy, he can only hook Brother Tian's calf."

"Brother Tian is so funny, he actually praises Teacher Guo and the speed of human beings so much!" The audience also started chatting with each other at any time. They have long been used to it.

"Xiao Li, you said he has human speed, which is barely acceptable," Teacher Yu said.

"What does it mean to barely agree? It's originally a human speed. Oh, I'm just a human. What the hell, it's still a human speed. Don't talk nonsense here."

He said something to stop the audience from laughing.

"No, Teacher Guo is getting darker and darker."

(End of this chapter)