I just wanted to play football, but I became a Hollywood god
Chapter 390 The Queen’s Daily Life!Gu Ran was tricked by Rick, the chief internal officer!Gu Ran: Yo
Chapter 390 The Queen’s Daily Life!Gu Ran was tricked by Rick, the chief internal officer!Gu Ran: You can’t blame me entirely for this!
After carrying the sleeping Taylor out into the bedroom on the first floor, Gu Ran patiently helped Taylor dry.
Taylor was snoring slightly throughout the whole process, and his expression was a little bit of enjoyment.
Gu Ran was so tired that he was panting.
To be honest, this was Gu Ran's first time doing such meticulous work.
Especially when wiping 2.4 million, Gu Ran's hands were trembling slightly.
It’s not that I’m afraid that the 2.4 million will be damaged and I’ll have to pay for it, but I’m afraid that it will suddenly wake Taylor up.
It doesn't matter if he wiped Taylor awake. The key is that Gu Ran's current physical condition is causing trouble and his swelling is very obvious. It's really hard to explain such a scene!
But you can't just let Swift go without wiping it. With so much water, it would be strange not to get sick the next day.
Ugh……
Only good people can do it to the end.
Fortunately, Swifty didn't wake up during the whole process.
Gu Ran carefully covered Swift with a quilt, then lifted the quilt uneasily and carefully checked to see if any corners had not been wiped clean...
After that, Gu Ran walked out of the master bedroom with satisfaction.
If I don't leave, I might really be unable to hold it in any longer.
Gu Ran closed the bedroom door and was completely moved by his serious behavior.
That night, after Gu Ran Binghuo had some physical therapy, he returned to the room on the second floor, calculated the calculus formula in his mind, and tried his best to fall asleep.
Early the next morning, Gu Ran woke up early and started a new day of extra training.
Today is a public holiday for the team. Gu Ran arranged for himself to do strength training in his home gym and dribbling and sprinting exercises on the backyard court.
The day after tomorrow, Tuesday night, is the away game against Sheffield United in the third round of the EFL Cup. This game is very important. If you lose in the knockout round, you will not be able to enter the Europa League next season, so you must take it easy. , adjust yourself to competition status as early as possible.
Gu Ran sprinted over in the backyard court, sprinted over, sprinted over again, sprinted over again...
It wasn't until the afternoon that Gu Ran finally ended the training out of breath.
As soon as Gu Ran came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, he saw the little queen Taylor Swift standing in front of him wrapped in a quilt, with sharp hair and resentful eyes.
lights~
A bright red negative emotion talent point was quickly generated at Taylor's feet.
Gu Ran... had no sense of guilt. He gathered his thoughts to pick it up from the air and said with a smile: "Good morning, Taylor, are you awake? When are you leaving? When will the £100 million be paid? Do you still have to sign the confidentiality contract?"
Taylor bit his lip, "Don't tell me that yet! Gu, what did you...do to me last night?"
Gu Ran said with full sincerity: "No, I didn't do anything. I just, ahem - okay, you don't have to thank me."
Originally, I wanted to hide my merit and fame, but I stopped pretending, there is no need!
Taylor's face turned red with embarrassment, and she stamped her feet angrily, "Okay! You! You! You actually, you actually did that to me while I was asleep!"
Gu Ran quickly explained: "Taylor, you misunderstood, I didn't do anything - I mean, I did it, but not in the way you thought. You fell asleep in the bathtub last night, I'll wait You didn't come out for a long time. I thought something had happened to you. I had to run in and take a look. This makes sense! But when I went in and saw you, you were asleep in the bathtub. You said, I can just watch. Look at you, soak in the tank for a night? Then I can’t soak you white? Although you are already very white, if you soak for a night, you will be pale! "
Taylor said angrily: "Okay, you did the right thing! I thank you! But then what! You pulled me out of the water, and then what did you do?"
Gu Ran said matter-of-factly: "After I fish you out, I'm not allowed to dry you? Is this wrong? Otherwise, how can you sing if you catch a cold, have a fever, and have a hoarse voice?"
Taylor said angrily: "Why didn't you call me?"
Gu Ran said: "I called, but you didn't respond!"
"If you yell loudly, how could I not respond?"
"I pulled you out of the water, and you didn't react at all. Do you want me to slap you hard twice to wake you up?"
Taylor opened his mouth, "You...you..."
Gu Ran said: "Of course, don't worry Taylor, the room was dark at the time, I didn't see anything, I wiped it gropingly."
"That's okay..." Taylor suddenly frowned again, "Wait a minute! Apart from taking me out of the water, smearing me and drying me, you really didn't do anything? I don't believe it! I'm so beautiful, and so You are undefended and don’t wear anything, so you don’t have any evil thoughts at all?”
Gu Ran took a deep breath, "Okay, now that it's all said and done, I admit that I did have my thoughts at the time, but can you blame me? Even you said it yourself, you are so beautiful , and not wearing anything, what normal man can be careless when he encounters the situation last night? But, I am a serious person! I control my thoughts and thoughts! Because I respect you very much! I will not do it without you knowing Under the circumstances of love, I force something to happen to you!"
These words were so sincere that even Gu Ran felt that he was great.
Taylor bit her lip, seeming to be deeply touched.
Especially that sentence - you are so beautiful, what normal man can't have some thoughts?
Taylor was convinced and convinced.
Gu Ran then said: "Besides, if I really do something to you that I shouldn't do, can you not feel it yourself?"
Taylor pouted and said with a willful look: "What if it was a toothpick? How would I feel?"
shit...
Swifty, you are forcing me to show off!
How do you say that classic line?Woman, you are playing with fire!
Gu Ran wished he could rub the missile on the spot and let Swift witness what it means to have a tall building rise from the ground to prove his innocence.
Then Taylor asked, "Also, you said you didn't do it, so why, why do I have a pain in my butt?"
Gu Ran said angrily: "Isn't that because of last night?"
Taylor said coldly: "Okay, you finally admit it?"
Gu Ran said: "What am I admitting? Isn't it because you were stuck in the folding stool last night? And you also twisted your waist and cramped in the car! You forgot about it after you slept?"
Taylor thought for a while with a blushing face, "Okay, it seems that is indeed the case."
Gu Ran couldn't help but wipe away the cold sweat, "Oh, if I had known that I would be so wronged by you, I might as well..."
Taylor raised his eyebrows and said, "Why not?"
Gu Ran said: "I might as well not let you live in."
Taylor suddenly grinned, "Oh, you can't say that, I'm a girl, you have to understand me. When I opened my eyes and woke up, I found myself lying in a strange room with nothing on. Of course I will have random thoughts. However, after talking to you, I now completely believe you - I did that last night, and you didn't take advantage of me. You are really a responsible person. Man, when I live here with you, I can be unguarded and don’t need to be on guard. Oh, by the way, I have already called my assistant and agent. I told them that I have been too tired recently and need to take a break. month, so I will stay at your place for the next half month. In this way, we can discuss song creation. If the two of us can produce an album within half a month, that would be great. "
shit...
Swifty, you were actually deceiving me just now!
Fortunately, I have always been a decent person with a bottom line!
Of course, this is mainly because I like interaction and don’t like picking up corpses...
Gu Ran sighed, "Okay, then you can stay here temporarily."
I saw Taylor half-lying on the sofa wrapped in a quilt, and said with a relaxed look: "Gu, I'm hungry."
you……
Gu Ran said helplessly: "I'll cook for you."
"I want a burger, a Big Mac from McDonald's."
Swifty, if you see where I look like a Big Mac, just eat it.
Gu Ran said angrily: "No."
"Then, I want to eat spicy chicken drumsticks."
"No."
"Double cheeseburger."
"no!"
"Why don't you have anything here?"
"Besides ordering McDonald's, do you also order anything else?"
"Then, I want to eat a 24K gold pizza made with Stilton cheese, platinum Osetra caviar, French foie gras, 24K gold foil and top-quality black truffles."
Gu Ran: ...
Will everything you pull out after eating this thing be gold?
"Tyler, why don't you leave."
"I don't," Taylor said with a smile as he freed half of his shoulders from the quilt, "I'm really hungry. I'll eat whatever you give me. Oh, by the way, please give it to me again." Buy a set of pajamas, toiletries, cosmetics, etc., and buy me a guitar. Also, I found out that you have a yacht at home, so buy me a swimsuit."
Damn it, Swifty, don’t push yourself too far!
You are also a star, and I am also a star. Why should I serve you?
Isn't it just a diva-level massage artifact that makes bubbles fall out when touched?Isn’t it just 2.4 million thighs?Isn’t it just a heavenly voice?Isn’t it just a cute girl character?
I... really can't bear to leave you.
Then Taylor said again: "Of course, I won't let your help go in vain. All my expenses will be settled with you together with your song creation expenses when I leave."
Gu Ran frowned and said, "What size...are you wearing?"
Taylor gave Gu Ran a big eye roll, "You measured your hands for so long last night, how could you still know?"
Okay...hehe.
"Then let me get you something to eat first."
Gu Ran left Taylor and walked into the kitchen alone. He was stunned for a long time, not knowing what to do.
Since becoming a professional player and customizing his diet, there has been no serious food at home.
I want to make some Old London fried noodles for Swifty, but I don’t even have any sauerkraut.
However, when I entertained Teacher Maria a long time ago, there were still a few packets of Baixiang instant noodles...
You can't let the diva eat instant noodles, right?
Wait, why not?
This little diva has been making money since her debut at the age of 16. Now she is 19 and has a net worth of over [-] million pounds. What delicacies have she not tasted?
Hey, she must have never eaten such a magical delicacy as instant noodles!
Just feed her instant noodles!
Of course, it is indeed a bit too simple to just feed the little diva instant noodles. After all, there are coffee stalls there, and they usually eat gold foil, so they can’t just eat instant noodles no matter what!
So, Gu Ran cracked two more poached eggs and ordered a piece of ham.
After a while, a bowl of fragrant instant noodles was ready.
"Wow? What is this? It smells so good!"
Taylor smelled the smell, wrapped himself in a quilt and sat at the dining table.
Gu Ran placed the cooked instant noodles in front of Taylor, "This is called over-oiled noodles with no extra price for added quantities, dehydrated vegetables, secret sauce, and double egg ham. To eat this noodles, you need to be able to use chopsticks."
"I can, I can!" Taylor skillfully picked up the chopsticks, picked up the noodles and put them into his mouth.
In foreign countries, it is fashionable to use chopsticks to eat Chinese food. Although these foreigners do not eat serious Chinese food, they can still use chopsticks well.
"Hoo ho! It's so hot!" Taylor was so excited that he threw off the quilt wrapped around him.
shit...
Gu Ran felt that the entire restaurant was lit up.
Taylor didn't feel anything embarrassed. After all, compared with what happened last night, falling off the quilt now was nothing.Taylor casually wrapped the not-so-rich quilt on Fuyu's chest and continued to eat noodles.
Taylor said excitedly while scalding his mouth: "Wow! It's so delicious! I've never eaten anything so delicious! It's better than any pasta I've ever eaten! Gu, you are amazing, you are simply He is an all-rounder! Don’t be in a daze, come and eat too!”
Alas, these foreigners are really pitiful. They can get so excited just by eating instant noodles.
"Oh, I'm not hungry," Gu Ran swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, "I just need some milk. Taylor, would you like to add another ham sausage for you? I have another one here."
"Okay, okay, the noodles are so delicious, I feel like I can eat a whole pot of them!"
Gu Ran took out another piece of ham and added it to Taylor's noodle bowl.
Taylor bit off half of the ham sausage in one bite and devoured it.
This big mouth...
Gu Ran couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, "Then you eat first, and I'll go out and buy you something."
"Uh-huh!"
Gu Ran walked out of the Dune Villa and took a deep breath of fresh air.
good guy...
Sure enough, it is more interesting to interact.
Last night I huffed and puffed and wiped it for a long time. It was not as satisfying as when Taylor took off the quilt just now... Bah!
Gu Ran, Gu Ran!You are here to play football, not to watch it!
But having said that, it’s great to be able to easily get one or two talent points every day. How can you not lose out on this deal!
Gu Ran took out his cell phone, thought for a moment, and called Rick, the "chief manager".
In less than two seconds, the call was connected.
"Hi, Gu! How are you? Do you have any orders?" Rick's enthusiastic voice came from the other end of the phone.
Gu Ran said: "I'm fine, Rick. I'm sorry to interrupt your vacation. I need you to buy something for me."
Rick immediately said: "No need to interrupt! I am very willing to serve you. I am leaving now. What do I need to buy?"
"Well, I need a set of women's pajamas, a set of women's swimwear, a set of women's skin care products and cosmetics, and also, a guitar."
"..."
"Rick, are you listening?"
"Yes, Gu, I'm...digesting."
"Don't get me wrong, it's not what I want to wear."
"Oh, of course!" Rick said with a smile: "What is the specific size?"
Gu Ran said bravely: "About 180."
Rick: "..."
"Rick, don't get me wrong. It's really not what I want to wear. It's for...a friend of mine. It's just not convenient for me to buy it. After all, I am considered a celebrity now."
"I understand, I understand. I happen to be 180 too. If you need it... I can help you try."
What the hell!
What on earth are we two grown men talking about? !
Besides, you're so fat, why don't you try on a piece of chicken feathers? Why don't you tear your good pajamas into a leather door curtain?
——Gu Ran wished he could just hang up the phone and block his internal manager.
But Gu Ran finally held back.
Gu Ran took a deep breath, "Rick, you really misunderstood. I can't tell you who this is for, but it is definitely for women. You must not try it on, your fat hands are not even Don’t touch it, just buy according to the measurements of 35-24-36.”
"Oh, okay. Are there any requirements for the style? Is there a requirement for the brand? Is there a requirement for the country of origin of the guitar?"
"Just choose the most expensive one and take it to the intersection I designate. I'll wait for you there and reimburse you."
"Okay, Gu, I'll do it right away."
"By the way, you can think of a way to get me a VIP box ticket for the game against Sheffield United and bring it to me on Monday."
"Okay, Gu! This is very easy. No one is buying the VIP box tickets at Bramall Lane Stadium. I can buy them at a [-]% discount in the name of the club."
"Okay, you can figure it out."
After hanging up the phone, Gu Ran sighed quietly and drove to a gym in a neighboring city to buy some white training bubbles for free.
After Gu Ran came out of the gym, Rick called.
"Hi, Gu! I've already bought everything you want me to buy, all of them are of the highest quality according to your requirements! Tonight, I guarantee that you will be satisfied! Hehehehe!"
"Thank you for your hard work. Let's meet at the intersection of Mink Street... No. 12 later."
"Okay, Gu!"
After hanging up the phone, Gu Ran drove to Mink Street.
By the time Gu Ran arrived, Rick had been waiting on the roadside for a long time with large bags and a guitar packed in a leather case.
Rick said with excitement: "Gu, these are the things you want. Do you want to take a look? This is so exciting!"
"No need." Gu Ran was afraid of being recognized by people passing by, "I'm very relieved when you do things - how much do these cost in total?"
"Oh, it's only 13.84 pounds. This is the receipt."
Rick took out a wad of small bills from his pocket.
Gu Ran couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth, "So expensive?!"
This price is really exciting...
Rick said proudly: "As you asked, I bought the best ones I can buy in Southampton, especially this guitar, which costs more than 4 pounds!"
Grass……
Is it rimmed with gold?
Rick, didn't you get a kickback?
Gu Ran said: "Okay, you put everything in my car first. As for the money, just put it aside first. I'm a little tight recently. You should also take the receipt and wait for half a month. I'll pay you again."
Rick suddenly panicked, "Gu, it's not safe for me to carry these receipts! My wife often checks my pockets. If she finds out that I buy women's pajamas and swimsuits, she will beat me to death without listening to my explanation." .”
Gu Ran reached out and patted Rick on the shoulder, "... I wish you good luck."
After saying that, Gu Ran stepped on the accelerator and disappeared around the corner in the blink of an eye.
"Gu! Gu..."
Rick looked at the receipt in his hand, which was messy in the wind.
When Gu Ran drove home, Taylor was wearing the Bucks Steel Horns jersey he bought for 70 pounds, sitting on the sofa and watching TV.
Not to mention, the 70-pound jersey looks unique on Taylor. The hem of the jersey just covers Taylor's buttocks.
Gu Ran was confused for a moment.
Taylor stepped forward with two long legs worth 2.4 million, "Gu, you are finally back! Oh, don't get me wrong, the clothes I'm wearing are still yours, I'm just borrowing them temporarily."
"No, no, it's fine. You can wear it all the time."
"I don't want it, just give me what I asked you to buy!"
Gu Ran put the things in front of Taylor, "According to your request, I took the risk of being recognized and personally selected it for you."
Taylor said gratefully: "Wow, you are so kind!"
Taylor bent down in front of Gu Ran and opened the guitar case immediately.
A beautiful guitar then appeared in front of Taylor.
There is no gold rim...
Taylor was pleasantly surprised and said: "What a great guitar!"
Gu Ran couldn't move his eyes away from the wide collar of the jersey, "Yeah, it's really great..."
Pooh!I'm not here to watch football!
Gu Ran turned his head away forcefully, "Taylor, why don't you change your clothes first."
"Okay." Taylor picked up a packaging bag, suddenly stunned, and then took out a translucent black gauze pajamas from the bag.
Through the light, this pajama is as soft, silky and intuitive as cicada wings.
Gu Ran was also shocked!
Taylor asked resentfully: "Gu, what do you mean? You bought it yourself, and you just want me to wear this to show you?"
Damn it...Rick, you're a scumbag! ! !
Let you buy the most expensive pajamas, not the sexiest ones!
Gu Ran cleared his throat, "Well... the weather is hot, and there are no outsiders. If you think it's inappropriate, can you just wear another set of underwear under your pajamas?"
"Oh, it's hot." Taylor took out another pair of briefs from the package with Swarovski crystal pink diamonds on the front, "Then what does this mean?"
shit...
Diamond-encrusted pants! ! !
It turns out that such a thing really exists in this world!
Okay, I finally know where the £13 was spent.
I wronged you, Rick, and you didn't take any kickbacks.
But, Rick, you're still dead!
Gu Ran took a deep breath - at this point, he had to take risks!
Gu Ran took the initiative to activate and strengthen the heartthrob smile +1!
If Taylor is confused first, she won't pursue the matter of pajamas and diamond-encrusted pants...right?
Sure enough, seeing Gu Ran's charming smile, Taylor's delicate body trembled slightly, and her originally accusing gaze instantly became gentle and shy.
The atmosphere in the entire living room also became ambiguous.
Gu Ran then cleared his throat and explained: "Taylor, I'm sorry, I lied to you. I didn't actually buy these clothes for you. I have an assistant named Rick, and he insisted on helping me. , I had no choice but to let him do it for me. I know you won’t believe me when I say this, but I really am not passing the blame.”
Taylor touched the silky pajamas and shiny underwear, and said with evasive eyes: "Gu, I didn't expect that you are quite cute when you are anxious. Okay, you don't need to explain, even though I know you treat me very well." It’s a little evil, but I can’t blame you entirely.”
shit...
that's right!You can't blame me entirely for this!
Strengthening your heartthrob smile really works!
Gu Ran smiled gratefully at Taylor with the Enhanced Heartthrob Smile +1, "Taylor, you are so considerate."
Taylor blushed as if she was overripe, "To be honest, I quite like the slipperiness and the feeling of brim blin. Just wait for me and I'll try it on."
With that said, Taylor walked into the bedroom with a pile of clothes.
Gu Ran was dumbfounded:
Jane, are you serious?
……
(End of this chapter)
After carrying the sleeping Taylor out into the bedroom on the first floor, Gu Ran patiently helped Taylor dry.
Taylor was snoring slightly throughout the whole process, and his expression was a little bit of enjoyment.
Gu Ran was so tired that he was panting.
To be honest, this was Gu Ran's first time doing such meticulous work.
Especially when wiping 2.4 million, Gu Ran's hands were trembling slightly.
It’s not that I’m afraid that the 2.4 million will be damaged and I’ll have to pay for it, but I’m afraid that it will suddenly wake Taylor up.
It doesn't matter if he wiped Taylor awake. The key is that Gu Ran's current physical condition is causing trouble and his swelling is very obvious. It's really hard to explain such a scene!
But you can't just let Swift go without wiping it. With so much water, it would be strange not to get sick the next day.
Ugh……
Only good people can do it to the end.
Fortunately, Swifty didn't wake up during the whole process.
Gu Ran carefully covered Swift with a quilt, then lifted the quilt uneasily and carefully checked to see if any corners had not been wiped clean...
After that, Gu Ran walked out of the master bedroom with satisfaction.
If I don't leave, I might really be unable to hold it in any longer.
Gu Ran closed the bedroom door and was completely moved by his serious behavior.
That night, after Gu Ran Binghuo had some physical therapy, he returned to the room on the second floor, calculated the calculus formula in his mind, and tried his best to fall asleep.
Early the next morning, Gu Ran woke up early and started a new day of extra training.
Today is a public holiday for the team. Gu Ran arranged for himself to do strength training in his home gym and dribbling and sprinting exercises on the backyard court.
The day after tomorrow, Tuesday night, is the away game against Sheffield United in the third round of the EFL Cup. This game is very important. If you lose in the knockout round, you will not be able to enter the Europa League next season, so you must take it easy. , adjust yourself to competition status as early as possible.
Gu Ran sprinted over in the backyard court, sprinted over, sprinted over again, sprinted over again...
It wasn't until the afternoon that Gu Ran finally ended the training out of breath.
As soon as Gu Ran came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, he saw the little queen Taylor Swift standing in front of him wrapped in a quilt, with sharp hair and resentful eyes.
lights~
A bright red negative emotion talent point was quickly generated at Taylor's feet.
Gu Ran... had no sense of guilt. He gathered his thoughts to pick it up from the air and said with a smile: "Good morning, Taylor, are you awake? When are you leaving? When will the £100 million be paid? Do you still have to sign the confidentiality contract?"
Taylor bit his lip, "Don't tell me that yet! Gu, what did you...do to me last night?"
Gu Ran said with full sincerity: "No, I didn't do anything. I just, ahem - okay, you don't have to thank me."
Originally, I wanted to hide my merit and fame, but I stopped pretending, there is no need!
Taylor's face turned red with embarrassment, and she stamped her feet angrily, "Okay! You! You! You actually, you actually did that to me while I was asleep!"
Gu Ran quickly explained: "Taylor, you misunderstood, I didn't do anything - I mean, I did it, but not in the way you thought. You fell asleep in the bathtub last night, I'll wait You didn't come out for a long time. I thought something had happened to you. I had to run in and take a look. This makes sense! But when I went in and saw you, you were asleep in the bathtub. You said, I can just watch. Look at you, soak in the tank for a night? Then I can’t soak you white? Although you are already very white, if you soak for a night, you will be pale! "
Taylor said angrily: "Okay, you did the right thing! I thank you! But then what! You pulled me out of the water, and then what did you do?"
Gu Ran said matter-of-factly: "After I fish you out, I'm not allowed to dry you? Is this wrong? Otherwise, how can you sing if you catch a cold, have a fever, and have a hoarse voice?"
Taylor said angrily: "Why didn't you call me?"
Gu Ran said: "I called, but you didn't respond!"
"If you yell loudly, how could I not respond?"
"I pulled you out of the water, and you didn't react at all. Do you want me to slap you hard twice to wake you up?"
Taylor opened his mouth, "You...you..."
Gu Ran said: "Of course, don't worry Taylor, the room was dark at the time, I didn't see anything, I wiped it gropingly."
"That's okay..." Taylor suddenly frowned again, "Wait a minute! Apart from taking me out of the water, smearing me and drying me, you really didn't do anything? I don't believe it! I'm so beautiful, and so You are undefended and don’t wear anything, so you don’t have any evil thoughts at all?”
Gu Ran took a deep breath, "Okay, now that it's all said and done, I admit that I did have my thoughts at the time, but can you blame me? Even you said it yourself, you are so beautiful , and not wearing anything, what normal man can be careless when he encounters the situation last night? But, I am a serious person! I control my thoughts and thoughts! Because I respect you very much! I will not do it without you knowing Under the circumstances of love, I force something to happen to you!"
These words were so sincere that even Gu Ran felt that he was great.
Taylor bit her lip, seeming to be deeply touched.
Especially that sentence - you are so beautiful, what normal man can't have some thoughts?
Taylor was convinced and convinced.
Gu Ran then said: "Besides, if I really do something to you that I shouldn't do, can you not feel it yourself?"
Taylor pouted and said with a willful look: "What if it was a toothpick? How would I feel?"
shit...
Swifty, you are forcing me to show off!
How do you say that classic line?Woman, you are playing with fire!
Gu Ran wished he could rub the missile on the spot and let Swift witness what it means to have a tall building rise from the ground to prove his innocence.
Then Taylor asked, "Also, you said you didn't do it, so why, why do I have a pain in my butt?"
Gu Ran said angrily: "Isn't that because of last night?"
Taylor said coldly: "Okay, you finally admit it?"
Gu Ran said: "What am I admitting? Isn't it because you were stuck in the folding stool last night? And you also twisted your waist and cramped in the car! You forgot about it after you slept?"
Taylor thought for a while with a blushing face, "Okay, it seems that is indeed the case."
Gu Ran couldn't help but wipe away the cold sweat, "Oh, if I had known that I would be so wronged by you, I might as well..."
Taylor raised his eyebrows and said, "Why not?"
Gu Ran said: "I might as well not let you live in."
Taylor suddenly grinned, "Oh, you can't say that, I'm a girl, you have to understand me. When I opened my eyes and woke up, I found myself lying in a strange room with nothing on. Of course I will have random thoughts. However, after talking to you, I now completely believe you - I did that last night, and you didn't take advantage of me. You are really a responsible person. Man, when I live here with you, I can be unguarded and don’t need to be on guard. Oh, by the way, I have already called my assistant and agent. I told them that I have been too tired recently and need to take a break. month, so I will stay at your place for the next half month. In this way, we can discuss song creation. If the two of us can produce an album within half a month, that would be great. "
shit...
Swifty, you were actually deceiving me just now!
Fortunately, I have always been a decent person with a bottom line!
Of course, this is mainly because I like interaction and don’t like picking up corpses...
Gu Ran sighed, "Okay, then you can stay here temporarily."
I saw Taylor half-lying on the sofa wrapped in a quilt, and said with a relaxed look: "Gu, I'm hungry."
you……
Gu Ran said helplessly: "I'll cook for you."
"I want a burger, a Big Mac from McDonald's."
Swifty, if you see where I look like a Big Mac, just eat it.
Gu Ran said angrily: "No."
"Then, I want to eat spicy chicken drumsticks."
"No."
"Double cheeseburger."
"no!"
"Why don't you have anything here?"
"Besides ordering McDonald's, do you also order anything else?"
"Then, I want to eat a 24K gold pizza made with Stilton cheese, platinum Osetra caviar, French foie gras, 24K gold foil and top-quality black truffles."
Gu Ran: ...
Will everything you pull out after eating this thing be gold?
"Tyler, why don't you leave."
"I don't," Taylor said with a smile as he freed half of his shoulders from the quilt, "I'm really hungry. I'll eat whatever you give me. Oh, by the way, please give it to me again." Buy a set of pajamas, toiletries, cosmetics, etc., and buy me a guitar. Also, I found out that you have a yacht at home, so buy me a swimsuit."
Damn it, Swifty, don’t push yourself too far!
You are also a star, and I am also a star. Why should I serve you?
Isn't it just a diva-level massage artifact that makes bubbles fall out when touched?Isn’t it just 2.4 million thighs?Isn’t it just a heavenly voice?Isn’t it just a cute girl character?
I... really can't bear to leave you.
Then Taylor said again: "Of course, I won't let your help go in vain. All my expenses will be settled with you together with your song creation expenses when I leave."
Gu Ran frowned and said, "What size...are you wearing?"
Taylor gave Gu Ran a big eye roll, "You measured your hands for so long last night, how could you still know?"
Okay...hehe.
"Then let me get you something to eat first."
Gu Ran left Taylor and walked into the kitchen alone. He was stunned for a long time, not knowing what to do.
Since becoming a professional player and customizing his diet, there has been no serious food at home.
I want to make some Old London fried noodles for Swifty, but I don’t even have any sauerkraut.
However, when I entertained Teacher Maria a long time ago, there were still a few packets of Baixiang instant noodles...
You can't let the diva eat instant noodles, right?
Wait, why not?
This little diva has been making money since her debut at the age of 16. Now she is 19 and has a net worth of over [-] million pounds. What delicacies have she not tasted?
Hey, she must have never eaten such a magical delicacy as instant noodles!
Just feed her instant noodles!
Of course, it is indeed a bit too simple to just feed the little diva instant noodles. After all, there are coffee stalls there, and they usually eat gold foil, so they can’t just eat instant noodles no matter what!
So, Gu Ran cracked two more poached eggs and ordered a piece of ham.
After a while, a bowl of fragrant instant noodles was ready.
"Wow? What is this? It smells so good!"
Taylor smelled the smell, wrapped himself in a quilt and sat at the dining table.
Gu Ran placed the cooked instant noodles in front of Taylor, "This is called over-oiled noodles with no extra price for added quantities, dehydrated vegetables, secret sauce, and double egg ham. To eat this noodles, you need to be able to use chopsticks."
"I can, I can!" Taylor skillfully picked up the chopsticks, picked up the noodles and put them into his mouth.
In foreign countries, it is fashionable to use chopsticks to eat Chinese food. Although these foreigners do not eat serious Chinese food, they can still use chopsticks well.
"Hoo ho! It's so hot!" Taylor was so excited that he threw off the quilt wrapped around him.
shit...
Gu Ran felt that the entire restaurant was lit up.
Taylor didn't feel anything embarrassed. After all, compared with what happened last night, falling off the quilt now was nothing.Taylor casually wrapped the not-so-rich quilt on Fuyu's chest and continued to eat noodles.
Taylor said excitedly while scalding his mouth: "Wow! It's so delicious! I've never eaten anything so delicious! It's better than any pasta I've ever eaten! Gu, you are amazing, you are simply He is an all-rounder! Don’t be in a daze, come and eat too!”
Alas, these foreigners are really pitiful. They can get so excited just by eating instant noodles.
"Oh, I'm not hungry," Gu Ran swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, "I just need some milk. Taylor, would you like to add another ham sausage for you? I have another one here."
"Okay, okay, the noodles are so delicious, I feel like I can eat a whole pot of them!"
Gu Ran took out another piece of ham and added it to Taylor's noodle bowl.
Taylor bit off half of the ham sausage in one bite and devoured it.
This big mouth...
Gu Ran couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, "Then you eat first, and I'll go out and buy you something."
"Uh-huh!"
Gu Ran walked out of the Dune Villa and took a deep breath of fresh air.
good guy...
Sure enough, it is more interesting to interact.
Last night I huffed and puffed and wiped it for a long time. It was not as satisfying as when Taylor took off the quilt just now... Bah!
Gu Ran, Gu Ran!You are here to play football, not to watch it!
But having said that, it’s great to be able to easily get one or two talent points every day. How can you not lose out on this deal!
Gu Ran took out his cell phone, thought for a moment, and called Rick, the "chief manager".
In less than two seconds, the call was connected.
"Hi, Gu! How are you? Do you have any orders?" Rick's enthusiastic voice came from the other end of the phone.
Gu Ran said: "I'm fine, Rick. I'm sorry to interrupt your vacation. I need you to buy something for me."
Rick immediately said: "No need to interrupt! I am very willing to serve you. I am leaving now. What do I need to buy?"
"Well, I need a set of women's pajamas, a set of women's swimwear, a set of women's skin care products and cosmetics, and also, a guitar."
"..."
"Rick, are you listening?"
"Yes, Gu, I'm...digesting."
"Don't get me wrong, it's not what I want to wear."
"Oh, of course!" Rick said with a smile: "What is the specific size?"
Gu Ran said bravely: "About 180."
Rick: "..."
"Rick, don't get me wrong. It's really not what I want to wear. It's for...a friend of mine. It's just not convenient for me to buy it. After all, I am considered a celebrity now."
"I understand, I understand. I happen to be 180 too. If you need it... I can help you try."
What the hell!
What on earth are we two grown men talking about? !
Besides, you're so fat, why don't you try on a piece of chicken feathers? Why don't you tear your good pajamas into a leather door curtain?
——Gu Ran wished he could just hang up the phone and block his internal manager.
But Gu Ran finally held back.
Gu Ran took a deep breath, "Rick, you really misunderstood. I can't tell you who this is for, but it is definitely for women. You must not try it on, your fat hands are not even Don’t touch it, just buy according to the measurements of 35-24-36.”
"Oh, okay. Are there any requirements for the style? Is there a requirement for the brand? Is there a requirement for the country of origin of the guitar?"
"Just choose the most expensive one and take it to the intersection I designate. I'll wait for you there and reimburse you."
"Okay, Gu, I'll do it right away."
"By the way, you can think of a way to get me a VIP box ticket for the game against Sheffield United and bring it to me on Monday."
"Okay, Gu! This is very easy. No one is buying the VIP box tickets at Bramall Lane Stadium. I can buy them at a [-]% discount in the name of the club."
"Okay, you can figure it out."
After hanging up the phone, Gu Ran sighed quietly and drove to a gym in a neighboring city to buy some white training bubbles for free.
After Gu Ran came out of the gym, Rick called.
"Hi, Gu! I've already bought everything you want me to buy, all of them are of the highest quality according to your requirements! Tonight, I guarantee that you will be satisfied! Hehehehe!"
"Thank you for your hard work. Let's meet at the intersection of Mink Street... No. 12 later."
"Okay, Gu!"
After hanging up the phone, Gu Ran drove to Mink Street.
By the time Gu Ran arrived, Rick had been waiting on the roadside for a long time with large bags and a guitar packed in a leather case.
Rick said with excitement: "Gu, these are the things you want. Do you want to take a look? This is so exciting!"
"No need." Gu Ran was afraid of being recognized by people passing by, "I'm very relieved when you do things - how much do these cost in total?"
"Oh, it's only 13.84 pounds. This is the receipt."
Rick took out a wad of small bills from his pocket.
Gu Ran couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth, "So expensive?!"
This price is really exciting...
Rick said proudly: "As you asked, I bought the best ones I can buy in Southampton, especially this guitar, which costs more than 4 pounds!"
Grass……
Is it rimmed with gold?
Rick, didn't you get a kickback?
Gu Ran said: "Okay, you put everything in my car first. As for the money, just put it aside first. I'm a little tight recently. You should also take the receipt and wait for half a month. I'll pay you again."
Rick suddenly panicked, "Gu, it's not safe for me to carry these receipts! My wife often checks my pockets. If she finds out that I buy women's pajamas and swimsuits, she will beat me to death without listening to my explanation." .”
Gu Ran reached out and patted Rick on the shoulder, "... I wish you good luck."
After saying that, Gu Ran stepped on the accelerator and disappeared around the corner in the blink of an eye.
"Gu! Gu..."
Rick looked at the receipt in his hand, which was messy in the wind.
When Gu Ran drove home, Taylor was wearing the Bucks Steel Horns jersey he bought for 70 pounds, sitting on the sofa and watching TV.
Not to mention, the 70-pound jersey looks unique on Taylor. The hem of the jersey just covers Taylor's buttocks.
Gu Ran was confused for a moment.
Taylor stepped forward with two long legs worth 2.4 million, "Gu, you are finally back! Oh, don't get me wrong, the clothes I'm wearing are still yours, I'm just borrowing them temporarily."
"No, no, it's fine. You can wear it all the time."
"I don't want it, just give me what I asked you to buy!"
Gu Ran put the things in front of Taylor, "According to your request, I took the risk of being recognized and personally selected it for you."
Taylor said gratefully: "Wow, you are so kind!"
Taylor bent down in front of Gu Ran and opened the guitar case immediately.
A beautiful guitar then appeared in front of Taylor.
There is no gold rim...
Taylor was pleasantly surprised and said: "What a great guitar!"
Gu Ran couldn't move his eyes away from the wide collar of the jersey, "Yeah, it's really great..."
Pooh!I'm not here to watch football!
Gu Ran turned his head away forcefully, "Taylor, why don't you change your clothes first."
"Okay." Taylor picked up a packaging bag, suddenly stunned, and then took out a translucent black gauze pajamas from the bag.
Through the light, this pajama is as soft, silky and intuitive as cicada wings.
Gu Ran was also shocked!
Taylor asked resentfully: "Gu, what do you mean? You bought it yourself, and you just want me to wear this to show you?"
Damn it...Rick, you're a scumbag! ! !
Let you buy the most expensive pajamas, not the sexiest ones!
Gu Ran cleared his throat, "Well... the weather is hot, and there are no outsiders. If you think it's inappropriate, can you just wear another set of underwear under your pajamas?"
"Oh, it's hot." Taylor took out another pair of briefs from the package with Swarovski crystal pink diamonds on the front, "Then what does this mean?"
shit...
Diamond-encrusted pants! ! !
It turns out that such a thing really exists in this world!
Okay, I finally know where the £13 was spent.
I wronged you, Rick, and you didn't take any kickbacks.
But, Rick, you're still dead!
Gu Ran took a deep breath - at this point, he had to take risks!
Gu Ran took the initiative to activate and strengthen the heartthrob smile +1!
If Taylor is confused first, she won't pursue the matter of pajamas and diamond-encrusted pants...right?
Sure enough, seeing Gu Ran's charming smile, Taylor's delicate body trembled slightly, and her originally accusing gaze instantly became gentle and shy.
The atmosphere in the entire living room also became ambiguous.
Gu Ran then cleared his throat and explained: "Taylor, I'm sorry, I lied to you. I didn't actually buy these clothes for you. I have an assistant named Rick, and he insisted on helping me. , I had no choice but to let him do it for me. I know you won’t believe me when I say this, but I really am not passing the blame.”
Taylor touched the silky pajamas and shiny underwear, and said with evasive eyes: "Gu, I didn't expect that you are quite cute when you are anxious. Okay, you don't need to explain, even though I know you treat me very well." It’s a little evil, but I can’t blame you entirely.”
shit...
that's right!You can't blame me entirely for this!
Strengthening your heartthrob smile really works!
Gu Ran smiled gratefully at Taylor with the Enhanced Heartthrob Smile +1, "Taylor, you are so considerate."
Taylor blushed as if she was overripe, "To be honest, I quite like the slipperiness and the feeling of brim blin. Just wait for me and I'll try it on."
With that said, Taylor walked into the bedroom with a pile of clothes.
Gu Ran was dumbfounded:
Jane, are you serious?
……
(End of this chapter)
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