Dad: I will farm and raise children after quitting the circle

Chapter 788 I Don't Play Shit!
After being rejected bluntly by his father, he twisted his body obediently, got down from Su Qinghe's arms, and called his two cousins ​​out of the room. Su Qinghe said unhurriedly: "Don't forget to go to the bathroom."

Obediently paused, "Do you still need to teach me~"

Originally planning to go to the living room, she turned a corner on the way and entered the bathroom. When she closed the door, Su Qinghe said again: "Don't hide in there and play with the water."

"Got it~" Obediently said slowly, closing the door gently, probably because she saw that there were many people in the living room, and now she is paying attention to her image.

Su Qinghe felt the same way, and felt a little funny, and what was even more funny was that the sisters Liang Qingqiao and Liang Qingxia didn't leave either, standing at the door of the toilet waiting obediently like the second general humming.

Just when he was about to ask his two cousins ​​to go to the living room to wait, there was an obedient and milky singing voice from the toilet, Su Qinghe immediately ignored them, and knocked on the bathroom door, "Oddly, are you pooping?"

"Don't disturb me~" The obedient singing was interrupted, a little unhappy, and the answer was a beat too slow, after a pause, he continued, "I'll find you after I'm finished~"

It's true that she can go to the bathroom by herself, but she still needs help to wipe her butt, so every time she goes to the toilet, she always has to tell in advance that someone must be waiting outside the door.She has a small problem when she is in the tuba, sometimes she is straining her strength, and sometimes she sings cheerfully, in short, even if there is no movement, there will be movement.

Seeing that Su Qinghe hadn't left either, Liang Qingxia asked with a raised face, "Big cousin, are you waiting to wipe your butt?"

Su Qinghe nodded.

Liang Qingxia said: "You can go to work, my sister and I can do it."

"Don't worry, I'll show you a demonstration this time. If you stay here with me, you will have a lot of opportunities to wipe your ass. It's not impossible for you to be responsible in the future." Su Qinghe waved his hands with a smile.

Liang Qingxia thought so too, anyway, the three of them will live here for a while, so this time, it's the last chance to show off.

Liang Zishi, who had slipped away earlier, saw his two older sisters and eldest cousin standing here, and hurried over to ask them what they were doing, and then he was hit by the second sister Liang Qingxia a few times, unlike the elder sister who was sensible and tolerant, the second He was not merciless when he beat his younger brother, Liang Zishi was used to beating the youngest, he was very tough, but he didn't dare to offend his second sister, so he was driven away in a desperate manner.

Seeing such a fierce side, Liang Qingxia was a little embarrassed, and said, "My brother is very naughty. My sister is in junior high school. I usually take care of him."

"It's normal for a sister to control her younger brother. If she can't control her verbally, she should be beaten." Su Qinghe definitely has no objection, let alone ignore it. Isn't it normal for brothers and sisters to fight? Usually, when they were young, they fought The more, the better the sibling bond when you grow up.

Besides, if my sister doesn't take advantage of my brother's childhood to beat him up a few times, it will be difficult for him to do so when he grows up.

Just at this time, Huang Ning, who was drinking tea and chatting in the living room, also talked about an incident that happened in her village recently. When a sister came back to visit her relatives, she found that her brother's condition was not right. The more I thought about it, the more I felt something was wrong, so I called the police and said that I suspected that her brother had smoked it.

As a result, the police came to investigate and found out that this happened, and then took the person away. When the family learned that it was the eldest daughter who reported it, they scolded the eldest daughter. The mother also complained that there was only one son. He even called the police and asked the police to arrest him!
Su Qinghe listened intently, and felt that this elder sister really cared enough about the family. If she didn't care, the family might go bankrupt in the future, and the younger brother would go astray in crime. At that time, it would be impossible to save him. .

Suddenly feeling that someone was pushing him, Su Qinghe interrupted his thoughts, only to realize that Xiaoguai had finished pulling, and called himself several times, seeing that he didn't respond, Liang Qingqiao hurriedly reminded him.

Su Qinghe felt sinful in his heart, as expected the charm of gossip is great, he ignored it and behaved obediently.So she hurriedly opened the door and went in, Liang Qingqiao and Liang Qingxia also followed in, Liang Qingqiao, who was walking at the end, saw that the lower half of her body was not on, and hurriedly closed the bathroom door behind her.

She is a junior high school student, and the school will occasionally call a meeting for all the girls in the school to talk about girls' physiology and other issues, and at this age, personal privacy is more important, so she is more particular.

Seeing so many people coming in, there is no psychological pressure to be obedient, she is crazy alone, of course, she can't be crazy now, she hasn't wiped her ass yet.But she still blamed Su Qinghe, she called him several times, but he didn't respond to her.

Su Qinghe could only say sorry repeatedly, after wiping her butt clean, while the toilet was flushing, he checked her hands, legs and clothes, and after making sure they were all clean, he let her put on her pants, wash her hands and leave people.

"Big cousin, are you afraid of playing shit obediently?"

"..."

Su Qinghe looked at Liang Qingxia, who was eager for knowledge, and felt that she must have been unintentional, and only asked out of curiosity when he saw his checking movements.But can this be said in front of obediently?
Sure enough, Obediently said with an unhappy face, "I don't play shit~"

She immediately said that she would not want Su Qinghe to wipe her ass in the future, how could she play with shit, she was looking down on someone!
Su Qinghe shrugged indifferently, "Well, I won't care about your papa in the future, and don't ask me to wipe your ass for you."

"If you don't bark, don't bark, I still have grandpa and grandma, hum~" After obediently washing her hands, she flicked the water droplets on Su Qinghe's clothes, opened the door and walked out.

After taking a poop, her stomach was much empty. After greeting so many relatives one by one in the living room, she took food from the bag on the coffee table. She ate with one hand and distributed it to relatives with the other. them.

After a round, she finally set her sights on the gift bag on the coffee table, tiptoed and pulled it down to look inside. There were two boxes inside. She didn't know what they were, so she asked someone and found out that After drinking, she showed disgust, and she was not interested in the gift bag anymore. She waved her hand in front of her nose to fan the wind, "Wine smells worse than my poop~"

Fantastic contrast!
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter. Su Yuejia glanced at Luo Qiping, and when she looked back at Guaiguai, she smiled, "Guaiguai is right, wine stinks, and I don't know why, some people just want to drink it so stinky." What are you talking about, why do you say so?"

"Why?" Obediently looked at Su Yuejia suspiciously.

Wide-eyed and small-eyed, Su Yuejia looked forward to Kuaiguai's amazing words again, but Kuaiguai didn't think that her aunt was asking her, and waited for her aunt to give an explanation.

First of all, Su Yuejia was defeated, she shook her head, causing misfortune, "I don't know, you have to ask grandpa."

Obediently thirsty for knowledge, he approached Luo Qiping. Luo Qiping touched his nose, glanced at Su Yuejia without a trace of the corner of his eye, and said that wine smells good when drunk.

"I see, it's the same as the snail noodles my mother eats~"

(End of this chapter)