Dad: I will farm and raise children after quitting the circle

Chapter 621 Do you really know how to be obedient?

The little guy's words amused the three adults.

"Honey, do you know how to smoke pipes?" Su Qinghai pretended to be fussy.

"Hehe, you've learned well." Su Zhiliang said happily.

"If you don't learn the good ones, you will learn the bad ones." Su Qinghe shook his head and laughed.

Although everyone reacted differently, none of them tried to dissuade the little guy.

Hookahs are very common in the industry, especially among the older generation, who prefer smoking hookahs to cigarettes.In Su Qinghe's impression, his father never smoked cigarettes, only shredded tobacco. Whether it was the first small Wuling car or the later twelve-seater Big Gold Cup, there was always a hookah in the car.

When they were young, they often played like obediently, imitating adults smoking with a hookah, and some of them were more courageous, and they really took a puff of shredded tobacco, choking until they cried, and then they were scolded and abused by adults. beat.

Obediently seeing that everyone didn't stop her, she automatically filtered Su Qinghe's words, put her mouth on the mouth of the chimney again, and continued to imitate the posture of a smoker swallowing clouds and smoke, she was very happy.

After playing around, she felt bored again. After all, people who smoke can really spit out smoke, and she just exhaled.

Tilting her head and thinking for a while, she came up with the idea of ​​the small basket on top of the barrel, which contained shredded tobacco and a lighter.There are many old smokers in the village, and she often comes to Su Zhiliang's house, and she often sees smokers smoking. Even if she doesn't pay attention to it deliberately, she will always remember it when she sees it a lot.

Then, under the watchful eyes of the three big men, she stretched out her small paws to pinch a handful of shredded tobacco, regardless of whether the small brass pipe that put the shredded tobacco could be put down, she pressed it all at once, and dropped most of the tobacco. , but there is also a small part that is not lost.

Su Qinghai was even happier, and joked: "Yo, darling, do you really know it?"

"I'm great~" Obediently, without looking up, he picked up the lighter again.

Su Qinghe can't just watch her continue playing, it's not because she's afraid that she really smokes, she's a two-year-old kid, no one taught her, she really can't light cigarettes just by lighting, but she just doesn't care about the little guy Playing with a lighter, if she burns herself, he will really be beaten up by the old lady when he goes back.

The lighter in her hand was snatched by Su Qinghe, obediently unhappy, she protested loudly: "What are you doing, what are you doing~"

Su Qinghe dodged the little guy's hand trying to snatch the lighter, and said with a smile: "Children will wet the bed when they play with fire, and you don't want to be so big and wet the bed, how embarrassing the baby~"

"You're lying, you're the one who wets the bed~" Of course Guaiguai didn't believe it, she stretched out her hand and continued to grab it.

Su Qinghe dodged his hands again, and changed the subject, "You smell your hands, do they stink?"

"Huh?" Guaiguai seemed to have been tapped, paused for a while, then turned over her palm, the right hand that was holding the shredded tobacco just now occupied a lot of shredded tobacco, she retracted and smelled it, "It doesn't stink~"

"Doesn't it stink?" Su Qinghe probed to smell it, then jumped back exaggeratedly, with a distorted expression, very disgusted, "It stinks!"

The little guy sniffed it again suspiciously, and looked at Su Qinghe suspiciously, "It doesn't stink~"

"If you don't believe me, you can ask the second uncle and the third uncle!"

Go obediently, "Er Gong Er Gong, do my hands stink~"

Su Zhiliang sniffed it, "It stinks a bit."

Obediently asked Su Qinghai again, Su Qinghai's answer also said that it was a bit smelly.

This little guy can't fix it anymore, she looked at the three adults, smelled her right hand again, and smelled it again...

"Doesn't it stink?"

"It's terrible!" Su Qinghe suddenly became nervous, "Hey, is your nose broken?"

Obediently startled for a moment, then pointed at his own little nose blankly, "My nose?"

"Otherwise, you think it's me, my second uncle, and my third uncle who have broken noses?" Su Qinghe laughed secretly.

He glanced suspiciously at the three adults obediently, and ran outside. Su Qinghe obviously didn't expect this situation, and was a little slow to react, and then he strode after him and caught the little guy before he ran out of the door.

"Where are you going?"

"I want to go home to find my mother-in-law, let me go~" the little guy struggled desperately.

"..."

Why did you turn over the table and stop playing?
Really let the little guy run home with tobacco in his hand, let the old lady see, and the three adults here have to be nagged.

"Your hands don't smell bad, and your nose isn't bad, are you okay?"

"You lied to me again~" Obediently refused to buy it, and was still struggling, "I went back to talk to my mother-in-law, and you bullied me again~"

Su Qinghe let go, and said very bachelorly: "Then you go back, tell your mother-in-law that you are playing with shredded tobacco, and you still smoke secretly, you are a bad baby, let's see if my mother-in-law scolds me or you."

"I don't smoke, I'm not a bad baby~" He obediently stopped running, and stayed to fight with Su Qinghe.

Su Qinghe laughed, "Second Duke and Third Uncle both saw it."

Then, he pointed to the surveillance camera, "Did you see that, that camera took pictures of you smoking, I can take it back and put it on the big TV, so that everyone can see if you are a bad baby or not. "

"No! No!" Obediently, like a kitten whose tail has been trampled on, it froze and jumped.

If Su Qinghe really wants to do this, she doesn't know if her mother-in-law and the others will scold her, but her mother will definitely scold her.

"Do you want me not to tell my mother-in-law and mother?" Su Qinghe showed a wicked big smile.

He listened obediently and nodded repeatedly.

Su Qinghe looked at him poorly, "Then you go and snatch third uncle's mobile phone!"

Su Qinghai lay down on the gun for no reason, jumped up from the reclining chair, and cursed: "Su Qinghe, you are a dog, right?"

Su Qinghe turned his head, "Uncle, Ah Hai scolded you."

"My boy, I caught your third uncle!" Su Zhiliang had a cheerful face, adding burdens to his boy, and promised him a lot of money, "I'll reward you with two lollipops if I caught him!"

Obediently, his eyes lit up, and when he looked at Su Qinghai he grinned, like a little devil, he opened his hands and ran towards him, "Third Uncle, I'm here to catch you~"

The little guy is quite good at martial arts, and he notified in advance before arresting people.

Su Qinghai nimbly dodged the little guy's attack, seeing that she couldn't stop, he even gave her a hand, seeing that she turned around and continued to grab him, he simply ran to the open space outside the house, there were too many things in the house, It's good for him, but it's a big hindrance to the little guy, and it's easy to bump into him if he can't stop.

Su Qinghe pulled a stool, sat at the door and watched the chase outside.

The little guy was a little full just now, so she had to take a walk to speed up her digestion and discharge her discharge, so as not to stay up late at night and toss around on the bed.

……

The fair market in Nanling Town is not long, and the two little girls have already reached the end of the fair, walking all the way down, entering the supermarket and shops, but they are still empty-handed.

Su Xiaoting didn't see anything she wanted to buy, and Qiqi wanted to buy books with the money in her hand, so she didn't dare to use it to buy other things.

"I can only go back and buy painting books." Su Xiaoting didn't plan to continue shopping, and there was a market further ahead, so she couldn't possibly go back to buy two catties of meat.

Qiqi had no objection, and the two turned around to go back, but Su Xiaoting saw the wonton shop next to her, and asked again: "Qiqi, are you hungry?"

Qiqi shook her head. It was less than two hours since she came out of the milk tea shop. She is not hungry yet, but following Su Xiaoting's gaze, she nodded again, "Although she is not hungry, it is still okay to eat a bowl of wontons." of."

"Just now you invited me to drink milk tea, but this time I will treat you to some wontons." Su Xiaoting took Qiqi to the door of the wonton shop, "Boss, two small portions of wontons."

After ordering, she was about to go in and find a seat to sit down, but found a person staring blankly at her. After she saw this person's face clearly, she also froze, not knowing whether she should greet him or not.

(End of this chapter)