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Chapter 700: A Real Mutual Trap

Well, let's go back in time a little bit and we will know that the person who did this was none other than that damn Dr. Banner.

However, it is not Dr. Banner's fault for doing such a thing as giving birth to a child without an anus. After all, Dr. Banner had no choice but to do this desperate thing.

You know, the image of the star map instrument that Sherlock handed to Dr. Banner is the same as the most basic star map instrument in the universe. After all, this is what Sherlock and Tony used when they were wandering in the universe last time.

But both Sherlock and Dr. Banner overlooked one thing, that is, the owner of this collection room is her mother, the pervert Gao Tianzun!
The ideas of a madman are often unexpected, even Loki didn't expect it!

According to Loki's idea, the so-called star map collection room of Gao Tianzun must be filled with high-value star maps marked with special planets. After all, only such star maps are worth collecting.

No matter what star map is marked, old cosmic forces like Asgard are marked on the universal star map, so they don't care about Banner getting the star map.

But what no one expected was that the star maps in Gao Tianzun’s bizarre collection were not the conventional high-value star maps with special planets marked on them, but rather they were specially made limited edition star maps!
To put it simply, Gao Tianzun has a room full of ordinary star maps!
The only difference between these star maps is that they are manufactured in different ways, or their shapes are different, or their displays are different.

To put it simply, a star map is just an instrument the size of a basketball that can perform 3D projection. This is what the most common star map looks like, but look at the things collected by Gao Tianzun.

There are ones inlaid with diamonds, gold, made of pure gemstones, and even purely mechanical ones like fucking gyroscopes, as well as the oldest version that looks like a globe and is purely dependent on the eye to find it.

It's just like collecting those shoes that have the same style but change the color and put a logo on them and claim to be a co-branded model.

Seeing the star maps in the room before him that were completely different in shape, function, and search method, Banner looked at the image given by Sherlock in his hand and then looked at the star maps in the room that were both similar and completely different. Banner fell silent.

This is totally different from what we agreed!

Out of desperation, Banner could only use the most stupid method. He took off a cloak directly from the corpse in the corridor, then put everything he could into the cloak, packed it into a bag, and headed towards the dock.

As for those things that could not be taken away, Banner did not continue to care about them. As for where those star maps that could not be taken away went, and why this house became cleaner than if it had been licked by a dog, the reason was very simple.

All I can say is that there isn’t a single good person on Saka!
Yes, these star maps are not valuable on Sakaar, but that does not mean that the materials used to make these star maps are not valuable, so the result is naturally needless to say, the rebels lick it, the fighters of Gao Tianzun lick it, and those service personnel hired by Gao Tianzun lick it. If this place is not clean, it must be a living ghost!

Out of desperation, Loki could only rush towards the dock with Sherlock. Along the way, the two thought of a solution that was not a good solution. If that didn't work, they would just contact Heimdall directly and ask Heimdall to show them the way!

After all, it is very difficult to find Asgard in the vast universe while flying a spaceship without a star map. They can't really search every planet one by one, right?

There were no accidents along the way. If there was anything unexpected, it was that the succubus little loli who had always been treated as a pet by Sherlock came to Sherlock, recognized Sherlock at a glance, and pitifully pulled the corner of Sherlock's clothes, wanting to leave with Sherlock.

What can Sherlock say? The loli in his own training ground is a plus. Fortunately, the entire dock requires a password. Without the password, there is no way to enter the dock. In addition to Loki and Thor, only Gao Tianzun knows the password. The group found a large bundle on the ground near the dock, which contained the star map they needed.

This also made Sherlock and Loki feel relieved. The two began to call on everyone to board the transport ship and prepare to head towards Asgard.

Unlike the peaceful situation on Loki's side, Thor's side can be described as completely exciting.

Along the way, Thor relied on his strong body, holding an energy gun and fighting his way into the dock with the Valkyrie. Just before boarding the ship, the Valkyrie refused the idea of ​​getting on board with Thor and Banner.

The reasons she gave were very sufficient. There would definitely be pursuers soon. Although this spaceship was sturdy, it had no weapon system. She wanted to drive her own spaceship to help them shoot down the pursuers!
With this sufficient reason, Thor and Banner got on the plane and started the spaceship without any hesitation.

Seeing the two people boarding the ship, Valkyrie finally breathed a sigh of relief. She said that she had always felt something was wrong. After seeing the appearance of the spaceship, the Valkyrie finally reacted and realized that those two bastards, Loki and Sherlock, were waiting for her here!
After all, the residents living on Sakaar are all too familiar with the appearance of this spaceship. Who hasn't heard the erotic music coming from this spaceship in broad daylight?

The most important thing is, if it happens during the birthday of that perverted Gao Tianzun, this spaceship will occasionally even perform a city-wide search and recovery show!

It’s the kind with 3D stereo projection!
Therefore, anyone who has lived on Sakaar for more than a year will be very familiar with this spaceship!
But what Valkyrie never expected was that Sherlock and Loki were talking about this spaceship!

With the idea of ​​delaying the disgusting feelings as much as possible, our clever group of Valkyries used a very legitimate reason to escape from the first group of people boarding the ship.

How should I put it? As a soldier, I shouldn't care about these external environments. But as long as I'm not the first batch, and someone goes up to wipe my body in advance, I can feel more at ease when I go up, right?

What's more, what the Valkyrie said was true. Although this spaceship was strong, it really had no weapon system!

Maybe it can resist the space turbulence inside the wormhole, but it doesn't mean it can resist the shooting of weapons, right?
Anyway, Thor and Banner, as rags, couldn't find any faults with Valkyrie.

It was not until the two men actually appeared in the sky in a spaceship, and Gao Tianzun saw them and issued a kill order for them, that the continuous artillery fire behind them made the two men start to ask through the spaceship's communication whether this ship really had no weapons at all?
After learning the true purpose of the spaceship from the Valkyrie, the two of them fell silent for a moment. Even the manly Banner silently changed his hand on the joystick into a orchid finger to minimize his contact area with the spaceship.

As for Thor, this guy was even more excessive. The originally sissy Thor turned into a tough guy almost in an instant. He directly opened the hatch of the rear cabin and spoke to Dr. Banner.

"Well, don't mess with these things. I'll go deal with the pursuers behind us."

Then he ran away!

Yes, you read it right. In Banner's eyes, Thor just ran away without any moral integrity! He was left alone to be the pilot of this spaceship with dried body fluids left in it!
(End of this chapter)