Hogwarts: Harry Potter and the Glock 18.
Chapter 278 What does a girl weighing 1 ton look like?
Chapter 278 What does a girl weighing one ton look like?
Thanks to the New Xitian Vocational Cooking School next door, Xitian Old Street in Zhongjing City has become a bustling snack street. What’s even more gratifying is that this snack street is only a few hundred meters away from the hotel arranged by the Duel Organizing Committee. As soon as night falls, the mouth-watering aroma will float over the brightly lit streets. Few people can resist this temptation.
And in a stall facing the street on the second floor of this market filled with fireworks, there was a sad-faced young man holding a wine bottle and sighing.
"It's just a loss. What's the big deal?" Xiong Dezheng said angrily. At the moment, he was grabbing half a fire dragon wing that was roasted and sizzling with the aroma of oil and pepper. "At worst, we can fight again next year." Come back."
"You don't understand." The melancholy young man holding the bottle took a gulp of wine. Maybe he drank in a hurry. He covered his mouth and coughed for a long time. "It's not that I cough, it's not that I can't afford to lose. I never thought about it anyway. To get first place, that position is not something that normal people can secure, there are freaks every year, and I am not the only one."
"But I really want to be in the top three."
Lu Chuan put the wine bottle aside, tilted his head with his chin and looked at Harry beside him.
"What if I say..." He moved his neck stiffly as he felt uncomfortable being stared at by Lu Chuan, "You look like you have been carrying decades of mortgage and car loan repayments, and you were scolded by your boss for working overtime. Your head is bleeding and you come home to find that your wife owes a lot of gambling debt and mortgaged the garage and ran away with someone else. Your daughter is sitting in the back seat of a yellow-haired ghost fire and tells you that she is pregnant, and even reaches out to you to ask for money to have an abortion. "young man"
"Am I so sad?"
Lu Chuan was stunned for a moment and wiped his face, then used his finger wreath to get a water mirror and took a closer look at himself in the mirror.
"I feel so bad!" He smashed the water mirror with a slap, washed his face with cold water, and took a deep breath with his bloodshot eyes open.
"Alas." The energy he had finally worked up disappeared with a sigh. Lu Chuan, with drooping eyebrows, took a sullen sip of wine, chewed a piece of barbecue and spoke indistinctly.
"I made an agreement with my old man that if I can't even enter the top three in this competition, I will prepare to take over my dad's class. My dad is not a business person. Over the past few decades, I have to If the old man is not watching, who knows what kind of trouble my dad can get into."
"Isn't it good to inherit the family fortune?" Harry glanced at Lu Chuan, "What's the difference between this and having to go back and inherit hundreds of millions of family fortunes if you don't study hard?"
"I don't really resist taking over. Anyway, it will happen sooner or later. But that's not the problem. You will know it when you look at this."
Lu Chuan dug around in his arms and finally took out a wrapped envelope, which contained an old photo from that time.
Curious Harry and Xiong De stuck their heads out and took a closer look.
'Siha~'
The two mighty men couldn't help but take a breath of air.
"This is really true." Harry looked up at Xiong Dezheng and spoke with some uncertainty.
"When Lu Bu is alive and King Xiang is resurrected, who is the little brother in this photo?" Xiong Dezheng looked at Lu Chuan with his dark eyes, "He must be three or four years old at most. Holding the cauldron with one hand, in our panda There are not many people to see among them."
"What brother?"
The corner of Lu Chuan's mouth twitched slightly, "This is my fiancée I have never met. The photo was taken when she was three years old. If you want to inherit the family property, you must get married first."
"Fuck?!"
The two people who had eaten a lot stared at Lu Chuan with admiration, "I always thought that pressing F to enter the tank was already awesome. I'm afraid you are going to be a tank killer!"
"Ha~" Lu Chuan sneered, "What if I tell you again, she is still a close disciple of Hongwu, the ultimate martial arts style?"
"Just that one with a body shape that's three meters long, wide, and tall, and the largest square in the world?"
Different from Harry's confused look, Xiong Dezheng on the side almost chewed the bear's paw in his mouth, "Wori, all of his apprentices are heavyweights who started at one ton. What's wrong with your father-in-law?" Did your daughter send him there?"
"Extreme martial arts? Are there any of them competing this year?" Harry blinked at Xiong Dezheng. He had never seen such a conspicuous guy among the contestants this time. "Extreme martial arts don't do this. They are actual combat sects. They spend 360 days out of [-] in the Jiuyou Realm battlefield." Xiong Dezheng's mouth twitched slightly, "Otherwise, why would they be called extreme? They are the most powerful in physical training. A guy who likes to challenge the limits of the human body, my old man knows someone who can wrestle with him, Zhen Zhengzheng, who wrestles with the Pandaren."
"Isn't that on the same level as Hagrid?" Harry, who realized what was going on, quickly swallowed a piece of meat to suppress his shock. "Hagrid is a perfect hybrid giant. He can grab a mountain tyrannosaurus and throw it over his shoulder, and then three The kind that kills them with four punches.”
"Maybe a little bit worse." Xiong De was stroking his chin and estimating, "Pandas and giants are a little weaker in strength, but they are both stupid and big guys. I can beat two of them in hand-to-hand combat, but I can kill one with three or four punches. Lu Xingyalong? Are you serious about what you say?"
Hagrid must have never learned the kung fu from Taishi Celestial Dynasty. The physical training school here focuses on physical fitness and close combat, but even so, it would be pointless to kill someone with three or four punches, but brute force is 100% It is still very difficult to kill magical creatures. Subsaurs such as Mountain Tyrannosaurus gave up the ability to fly and fully strengthened their bodies. It is not difficult to kill them, but they can be killed in three or four punches. Not many people have done this so far. It can be done.
"Hagrid is very powerful." Because it was too troublesome to explain, Harry simply stopped explaining. "Now I can probably beat him in an arm-wrestle, maybe two fingers at most. If we fight on the duel stage, he yells One punch in the throat and I'm gone."
"I understand this. Just like Big Ivan, War Roar is very famous, but mastering it all depends on talent and cannot be learned by learning." Xiong Dezheng nodded clearly. Big Ivan is also an acquaintance of the Panda Village. Xiong Dezheng often heard from his father's mouth that this guy was causing trouble in the Nine Nether Realm. As a Soviet meat grinder, Big Ivan was very prosperous in the abyss battlefield.
After saying this, Harry and Xiong Dezheng turned to look at the frail Lu Chuan beside them in tacit understanding. As a pure magician, Lu Chuan, who works in the pure magic school, is considered a well-trained and stylish person among ordinary people. That's fine, but in physical training, with his size, if someone gets punched, he will have to kneel in front of him and beg him not to die, so he is a good material for quick encounters.
"Sorrow"
"Please work hard and stay strong."
"By the way, what does a girl weighing one ton look like?"
After knowing that Lu Chuan's fiancée, whom he had never met, had accomplished the feat of carrying a tripod (one-handed version) like King Xiang when she was three years old, Harry and Xiong Dezheng had no doubts about how outrageous this girl who studied extreme martial arts would be. With natural supernatural power and the guidance of a good teacher, who knows what will happen now, 20 years later.
"Tell me." Harry, who was very alert, heard some dull drumbeats in the noisy street noise. He turned his eyes outward, swallowed silently, and pointed carefully to the distance of the street outside the window, "Will it be possible?" Will it be like that?”
I saw a moving mountain walking along the street. The height of two meters and one-two meters is not too exaggerated, but it is probably a bust size of two meters. The mountains and rocks became the portrayal of the moment. It was so exaggerated that it A person's jaw-dropping body contains terrifying power that makes people tremble.
"I, I, I... I have something else to do!!!"
Lu Chuan's hair stood up as he glanced at the window. This eye-catching figure is the characteristic of extreme martial arts. After all, their founder is the legendary square body cultivator. "If something happens to me, two good brothers." Remember to burn some more paper money for me."
Lu Chuan, who was already in tears, drank the bottle of wine in his arms and pushed the door open without looking back.
"Let's go, brave man!" Xiong Dezheng waved his hand silently, with mixed feelings in his heart.
"What are you feeling about? Which of your white bear sisters is not over two meters tall and weighs more than ten tons with a slap?"
"Oh, that's true." Xiong Dezheng scratched his head and smiled stupidly, "Then I won't eat either. I'll talk about Fetion when I get back and see if I can ask a girl out tonight. Anyway, I won't be able to do it tomorrow. Competition, Baisi! Hey!"
Xiong Dezheng wiped his saliva and cleared the table in three strokes, holding a toothpick in his mouth and happily twisting his butt out of the door.
They both weigh over a ton and have a strength of more than ten tons, but the joys and sorrows of humans and bears are incompatible.
Of course, no one's joys and sorrows are the same.
"Bai Si, hey~"
Harry, who had rented a flying boat to rush to the mall, was busy bringing a small gift to Fleur. As for his tank killer, he would have spent more money then.
(End of this chapter)
Thanks to the New Xitian Vocational Cooking School next door, Xitian Old Street in Zhongjing City has become a bustling snack street. What’s even more gratifying is that this snack street is only a few hundred meters away from the hotel arranged by the Duel Organizing Committee. As soon as night falls, the mouth-watering aroma will float over the brightly lit streets. Few people can resist this temptation.
And in a stall facing the street on the second floor of this market filled with fireworks, there was a sad-faced young man holding a wine bottle and sighing.
"It's just a loss. What's the big deal?" Xiong Dezheng said angrily. At the moment, he was grabbing half a fire dragon wing that was roasted and sizzling with the aroma of oil and pepper. "At worst, we can fight again next year." Come back."
"You don't understand." The melancholy young man holding the bottle took a gulp of wine. Maybe he drank in a hurry. He covered his mouth and coughed for a long time. "It's not that I cough, it's not that I can't afford to lose. I never thought about it anyway. To get first place, that position is not something that normal people can secure, there are freaks every year, and I am not the only one."
"But I really want to be in the top three."
Lu Chuan put the wine bottle aside, tilted his head with his chin and looked at Harry beside him.
"What if I say..." He moved his neck stiffly as he felt uncomfortable being stared at by Lu Chuan, "You look like you have been carrying decades of mortgage and car loan repayments, and you were scolded by your boss for working overtime. Your head is bleeding and you come home to find that your wife owes a lot of gambling debt and mortgaged the garage and ran away with someone else. Your daughter is sitting in the back seat of a yellow-haired ghost fire and tells you that she is pregnant, and even reaches out to you to ask for money to have an abortion. "young man"
"Am I so sad?"
Lu Chuan was stunned for a moment and wiped his face, then used his finger wreath to get a water mirror and took a closer look at himself in the mirror.
"I feel so bad!" He smashed the water mirror with a slap, washed his face with cold water, and took a deep breath with his bloodshot eyes open.
"Alas." The energy he had finally worked up disappeared with a sigh. Lu Chuan, with drooping eyebrows, took a sullen sip of wine, chewed a piece of barbecue and spoke indistinctly.
"I made an agreement with my old man that if I can't even enter the top three in this competition, I will prepare to take over my dad's class. My dad is not a business person. Over the past few decades, I have to If the old man is not watching, who knows what kind of trouble my dad can get into."
"Isn't it good to inherit the family fortune?" Harry glanced at Lu Chuan, "What's the difference between this and having to go back and inherit hundreds of millions of family fortunes if you don't study hard?"
"I don't really resist taking over. Anyway, it will happen sooner or later. But that's not the problem. You will know it when you look at this."
Lu Chuan dug around in his arms and finally took out a wrapped envelope, which contained an old photo from that time.
Curious Harry and Xiong De stuck their heads out and took a closer look.
'Siha~'
The two mighty men couldn't help but take a breath of air.
"This is really true." Harry looked up at Xiong Dezheng and spoke with some uncertainty.
"When Lu Bu is alive and King Xiang is resurrected, who is the little brother in this photo?" Xiong Dezheng looked at Lu Chuan with his dark eyes, "He must be three or four years old at most. Holding the cauldron with one hand, in our panda There are not many people to see among them."
"What brother?"
The corner of Lu Chuan's mouth twitched slightly, "This is my fiancée I have never met. The photo was taken when she was three years old. If you want to inherit the family property, you must get married first."
"Fuck?!"
The two people who had eaten a lot stared at Lu Chuan with admiration, "I always thought that pressing F to enter the tank was already awesome. I'm afraid you are going to be a tank killer!"
"Ha~" Lu Chuan sneered, "What if I tell you again, she is still a close disciple of Hongwu, the ultimate martial arts style?"
"Just that one with a body shape that's three meters long, wide, and tall, and the largest square in the world?"
Different from Harry's confused look, Xiong Dezheng on the side almost chewed the bear's paw in his mouth, "Wori, all of his apprentices are heavyweights who started at one ton. What's wrong with your father-in-law?" Did your daughter send him there?"
"Extreme martial arts? Are there any of them competing this year?" Harry blinked at Xiong Dezheng. He had never seen such a conspicuous guy among the contestants this time. "Extreme martial arts don't do this. They are actual combat sects. They spend 360 days out of [-] in the Jiuyou Realm battlefield." Xiong Dezheng's mouth twitched slightly, "Otherwise, why would they be called extreme? They are the most powerful in physical training. A guy who likes to challenge the limits of the human body, my old man knows someone who can wrestle with him, Zhen Zhengzheng, who wrestles with the Pandaren."
"Isn't that on the same level as Hagrid?" Harry, who realized what was going on, quickly swallowed a piece of meat to suppress his shock. "Hagrid is a perfect hybrid giant. He can grab a mountain tyrannosaurus and throw it over his shoulder, and then three The kind that kills them with four punches.”
"Maybe a little bit worse." Xiong De was stroking his chin and estimating, "Pandas and giants are a little weaker in strength, but they are both stupid and big guys. I can beat two of them in hand-to-hand combat, but I can kill one with three or four punches. Lu Xingyalong? Are you serious about what you say?"
Hagrid must have never learned the kung fu from Taishi Celestial Dynasty. The physical training school here focuses on physical fitness and close combat, but even so, it would be pointless to kill someone with three or four punches, but brute force is 100% It is still very difficult to kill magical creatures. Subsaurs such as Mountain Tyrannosaurus gave up the ability to fly and fully strengthened their bodies. It is not difficult to kill them, but they can be killed in three or four punches. Not many people have done this so far. It can be done.
"Hagrid is very powerful." Because it was too troublesome to explain, Harry simply stopped explaining. "Now I can probably beat him in an arm-wrestle, maybe two fingers at most. If we fight on the duel stage, he yells One punch in the throat and I'm gone."
"I understand this. Just like Big Ivan, War Roar is very famous, but mastering it all depends on talent and cannot be learned by learning." Xiong Dezheng nodded clearly. Big Ivan is also an acquaintance of the Panda Village. Xiong Dezheng often heard from his father's mouth that this guy was causing trouble in the Nine Nether Realm. As a Soviet meat grinder, Big Ivan was very prosperous in the abyss battlefield.
After saying this, Harry and Xiong Dezheng turned to look at the frail Lu Chuan beside them in tacit understanding. As a pure magician, Lu Chuan, who works in the pure magic school, is considered a well-trained and stylish person among ordinary people. That's fine, but in physical training, with his size, if someone gets punched, he will have to kneel in front of him and beg him not to die, so he is a good material for quick encounters.
"Sorrow"
"Please work hard and stay strong."
"By the way, what does a girl weighing one ton look like?"
After knowing that Lu Chuan's fiancée, whom he had never met, had accomplished the feat of carrying a tripod (one-handed version) like King Xiang when she was three years old, Harry and Xiong Dezheng had no doubts about how outrageous this girl who studied extreme martial arts would be. With natural supernatural power and the guidance of a good teacher, who knows what will happen now, 20 years later.
"Tell me." Harry, who was very alert, heard some dull drumbeats in the noisy street noise. He turned his eyes outward, swallowed silently, and pointed carefully to the distance of the street outside the window, "Will it be possible?" Will it be like that?”
I saw a moving mountain walking along the street. The height of two meters and one-two meters is not too exaggerated, but it is probably a bust size of two meters. The mountains and rocks became the portrayal of the moment. It was so exaggerated that it A person's jaw-dropping body contains terrifying power that makes people tremble.
"I, I, I... I have something else to do!!!"
Lu Chuan's hair stood up as he glanced at the window. This eye-catching figure is the characteristic of extreme martial arts. After all, their founder is the legendary square body cultivator. "If something happens to me, two good brothers." Remember to burn some more paper money for me."
Lu Chuan, who was already in tears, drank the bottle of wine in his arms and pushed the door open without looking back.
"Let's go, brave man!" Xiong Dezheng waved his hand silently, with mixed feelings in his heart.
"What are you feeling about? Which of your white bear sisters is not over two meters tall and weighs more than ten tons with a slap?"
"Oh, that's true." Xiong Dezheng scratched his head and smiled stupidly, "Then I won't eat either. I'll talk about Fetion when I get back and see if I can ask a girl out tonight. Anyway, I won't be able to do it tomorrow. Competition, Baisi! Hey!"
Xiong Dezheng wiped his saliva and cleared the table in three strokes, holding a toothpick in his mouth and happily twisting his butt out of the door.
They both weigh over a ton and have a strength of more than ten tons, but the joys and sorrows of humans and bears are incompatible.
Of course, no one's joys and sorrows are the same.
"Bai Si, hey~"
Harry, who had rented a flying boat to rush to the mall, was busy bringing a small gift to Fleur. As for his tank killer, he would have spent more money then.
(End of this chapter)
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