Hogwarts: Harry Potter and the Glock 18.

Chapter 263 There are no female fairies in the mountains, but there are in the house

Benefited a lot, suddenly enlightened!
Before today, Harry had always subconsciously forgotten one thing, that is, there was a very serious 'information gap' in the wizarding world.

When he was at Hogwarts, Harry had always felt that the twins Fred and George were full of weird but genius ideas. However, after slowly coming into contact with the wider magical world outside, he His understanding of the magical world became even more profound.

For example, Fred and George have begun to develop and have achieved certain results in the portable movie player. This kind of thing has been tinkered with an advanced version of 3D magic imaging a few years ago. However, in England, it is not available at all. No wind was heard.

Maybe Grindelwald doesn't want to touch Dumbledore's 'turf', or maybe it's for other reasons. In Europe, except for Paris where Nicolas Flamel is located, as long as it is the territory of the non-Witch Party, those places can be said to be It is an isolation area that is tightly covered by traditional forces. Here, wizards are not very able to understand the outside world. The meager salary actually limits the pace of many people to go out and see the world.

Although wizards can indeed use methods such as Apparition at any time and anywhere, they can also use magic to obtain survival resources for free, such as using Muggle expulsion to free up Muggles temporarily. For example, you can easily live a good life by using magic to build your own mansion and villa, but this kind of thing is not something that just any wizard can do.

Please do not underestimate the European wizarding world, which Xiong Dezheng has rated as a "novice zone". Students from Hogwarts can be regarded as high-quality talents here. However, even such talents will not be able to stay in the Ministry of Magic for a few years. Nian will also become a useless person who can't even cast a defensive spell. What's more, not all wizards in the wizarding world come from Hogwarts.

But for those wizards who failed to receive the Hogwarts admission notice, their choices have become much narrower. Those magic academies and magic training courses with messy names have become the choice of most of them, although they cannot It is arbitrarily said that there are no outstanding people among these people. After all, the admission standard of Hogwarts is not a test of brain IQ. The admission standard determined by the Pen of Acceptance and the Book of Admission is only the level of magic power. This kind of judgment is not very accurate. precise.

However, they did not get good resources, nor did they enjoy the patient guidance of a group of master professors. The wizards who graduated from Pheasant School were not as solid as the wizards who came out of Hogwarts. Apart from the monsters of the environment, this is a widespread norm.

Do you expect those guys to be able to use magic to move around in the Muggle world without being discovered by the Ministry of Magic?

You don't even need an Auror to take action. The Abuse of Magic Office can issue you an owl ticket. If you refuse to accept the punishment, there are many people who will invite you to tea, including Aurors.

I don’t know about other things, but the Ministry of Magic is definitely an expert in fines. Do you know Knockturn Alley?The entrance to the black market is in Diagon Alley. Which black market dares to open next to the most prosperous commercial street in the Magic Kingdom?Unless this street is an official black market, the kind that charges taxes.

The Ministry of Magic in England is all about black and white, and meat and vegetables are not tabooed.

Keeping the magic world as closed as it is today is very conducive to the rule of the conservatives. The policy of obscuring the people has been used since the Middle Ages to this day. They deliberately created an extremely low cost of living, but apart from eating and drinking, buying a transportation rocket is all you need. In the distorted market environment of luxury consumption, a rocket for home use is not a high-end car. This kind of thing can even be made by a wizard himself. Even if it is not as good as what is sold on the market, it is not particularly difficult to fly in the sky. things.

Rocket, this thing is a bicycle, and the top is an electric vehicle, but when a non-luxury consumer-grade bicycle costs at least one month or even two or three months of your salary, something is wrong, right?

The low cost of living allows wizards to starve even if they don't have any serious jobs. They don't need to disturb the lives of Muggles and take risks to do troublesome things. The high consumption of entertainment and leisure can quickly drain wizards' pockets. Hogg Outstanding graduates of Watts either entered the Ministry of Magic or went to work in the companies of big capitalists. When Doudou has no money, the desire to make money is the best whip, which can make people scream even if it is not whipped.

In addition, the internal information closure has blocked people's gaze from looking outside, so even though the magic innovation outside has been going on for 15 years, in this place where conservative forces are rooted, people still know very little about the outside world. .

But Harry understood that the black cloth covering his eyes was about to be unable to cover his eyes, and it wouldn't be long. Maybe in the next few years, before the Abyss War broke out, someone would definitely pull off this fig leaf and let his eyes open. His eyes saw the angry awakening of the people in the colorful world outside, and then the long-standing rotten cancer in the magical world was burned away in a raging fire.

After the fire, the reborn magic world will usher in a new order—and a new leader.

What made Harry discover and realize this was not the flying owl letter from Grindelwald, but the magic that came into his life that he learned from his second uncle.

For example, a high-fidelity life butler! No!Not that, although the maid is a great existence, a woman can only affect the speed of drawing the sword, not to mention this is a dummy, right?

But this business is indeed doable.

Even more than that, Khalida even asked Fred and George to study abroad during the holidays. Harry himself had a lot of things to do, but as a researcher in the Logistics Research and Development Department, the twins could do this That’s very correct, right?

What kind of flame of inspiration can their naturally talented little minds burst out when they encounter truly good things that abandon old and decadent rules and regulations and contain the sparkle of the creator's wisdom?

Harry was very interested in this.

It is not difficult to learn the process of shaping illusory will. Harry himself has invested a lot of energy in transfiguration. If nothing goes wrong, he will start to try to learn Animagus transfiguration during the holidays this year. , although his experience accumulation is still shallow, in terms of basic aspects of magic control, theoretical knowledge, etc., Harry's accumulation is not worse than that of a seventh-grade student. His solid basic skills give him the confidence to try this magic.

You know, in Wagadu, Africa, there are a large number of wizards who can skillfully use Animagus transformation at the age of fourteen or fifteen. Although this has something to do with their magic system, it also illustrates that Animagus Transfiguration is an advanced form of transformation magic that can be mastered around this age.

Peter Pettigrew was able to do it with the help of his father when he was 15 years old. Such a guy can do it, how could he not do it?
When he walked down the mountain from the mountain along the stone road and walked to the lively night market, Harry looked a little sluggish compared to when he went up the mountain. His legs were a little weak and heavy. Uncle Tian sitting next to the big wine jar was very conspicuous. Harry Without saying a word, she sat down in front of him and unceremoniously grabbed a handful of skewers and stuffed them into her mouth.

"You were caught and spanked by your second uncle? You look like you were chased by a gangster and you ran around the mountain several times. Did you end up like this?"

"Just think of it." After pulling down five solid skewers of barbecue in one go, Harry said a little vaguely: "...I met a female goblin on the mountain today and got sucked dry."

"Oh~~yo~~"

Uncle Tian prolonged his voice and said in a teasing tone: "Why, if there was a female goblin on the mountain, I would have been scared away by my second uncle. Otherwise, he would have been single for 90 years? Even a female mosquito wouldn't dare stay on the mountain. , the true body of the flawless boy of Amitabha Buddha in his body, the yang energy is so strong that when the yin energy touches it, it will be wiped out."

"Cough cough cough~"

This ghostly description almost made Harry choke to death. After grabbing the wine glass on the table and taking a few sips, Harry breathed out comfortably and finally regained some energy.

The meat is the meat of an unknown magical creature. It is delicious, but just like that. But the wine is really good. It is warm in the mouth, but it has a fresh aroma of bamboo leaves. There is a refreshing fragrance hidden in the warm heat. A sip of the cold spring will make you feel refreshed. “Good wine!”

Harry put down his empty glass and wiped his mouth to reflect.

"My second uncle makes wine, and he is famous in every corner of this village." Uncle Tian patted his chest proudly, then got a new wine glass for Harry, and filled a glass from the wine jar, "Okay. Drink, but in moderation, up to five kilograms, which is only two cups, even if it’s a bear, you still have to pour it.”

"Come and taste the last remaining treasure of mine. I got it in the hunting competition in the Soviet Union. This is the last bottle left. Try it."

"Oooh! Vodka, or Phnom Penh, I don't think I've had enough of this yet!"

Uncle Tian, ​​who was holding the wine bottle, paused suddenly after seeing the label, "I'm a god, which wine is 99 degrees? What is this thing if it's not pure alcohol?"

"But it tastes pretty good." Harry shrugged and drank the Pandaren Brew in the bamboo wine glass in one gulp.

"Ha, so the remaining one percent of Le Na is just to flavor this pure alcohol with Do Le Ha?"

Some of the doubtful Uncle Tian unscrewed the bottle cap, poured half a mouthful into the big cup, then stuffed a piece of oily roasted pork belly into his mouth, and drank the wine down his throat.

He closed his eyes tightly in silence, and his throat slid hard.

"If labor and management believe it, you will be strangled!"

Although Harry was right, this almost pure alcoholic vodka did have a different flavor due to the one percent additive, but the feeling as if he had taken a big sip of lava almost made the hair on his body tremble. All set on fire.

"Is this thing meant for people to burn? It's pretty much ready for people to be cremated!"

"You can drink alone. If I can't do it, you can still do it."

After handing over the bottle, Harry blew on the bottle without saying a word, and the remaining two-thirds disappeared within a few seconds.

Harry snapped his fingers, and a flame burst out from his fingertips. Then he opened his mouth and exhaled. The fleeting fire snake was the last trace of the vodka left in the world.

"What else?"

Seeing this clear gaze, Uncle Tian, ​​who had a big mouth, silently shut his mouth, then picked up the wine jar next to him and moved it to Harry, "Drink, it's all your fault. If it's not enough, I'll go back to the house." take."

"Thank you, Uncle Tian." Harry grinned, and then waved to the boss behind him, "Master, do you need a longer straw? And this big meat skewer weighs another twenty pounds, and adds more chilies. Thank you. !”

"I don't have a straw, I'll get you a small bamboo!"

The boss quickly stretched out his hand, and a green flying sword shot into the sky. Then he brought back a three-foot-long slender bamboo. After breaking open the bamboo joints inside, it served as a straw.

In Panda Village, even the owner of the barbecue stall is a hidden character. Maybe this is a manifestation of their love for peace?

After drinking and eating, Harry rubbed his belly and got on Uncle Tian's bamboo flying boat back to his house, but this time...
"There are no female goblins in the mountains." Harry rubbed his eyes blankly, "But there are some in the house."

Looking at the fairy in the painting who was walking toward him in a luxurious brocade, Harry moved his head in disbelief. Behind Fleur, the smiling Sister-in-law nodded slightly to Harry. This is her. A masterpiece prepared after Harry and the others left.

"Does it look good?" Furong turned around slightly, her Sichuan brocade horse-faced skirt with blue background and silver moiré embroidery rising up slightly.

"Much prettier than the female temptress." He blurted out the words without even thinking.

"Female?!"

Fleur frowned, her face darkened, she reached out and grabbed Harry's ears, and said in a bad tone: "Where did you go just now?"

"I'm not, alas, listen to my explanation, it's not what you think!"

"It's worth seeing it, Hei Wa." Just when this scene was happening, Uncle Tian spoke to his son seriously: "Which man in the world doesn't rake his ears? Let me tell you, rake your ears is not because you are afraid of your wife, but because you are afraid of your wife. I love her, do you understand?"

"But old man, you really can't beat my mother."

"You fucking son of a bitch! Get beaten!"

(End of this chapter)