Hogwarts: Harry Potter and the Glock 18.

Chapter 154 Bring laughter to the world, Peeves
On Monday morning, Hufflepuff's first class was Defense Against the Dark Arts, but compared with the first week of school, everyone went to today's class with great expectations.

After experiencing Lockhart's terrible situation and Snape's hell, as long as Lupine is a normal person and his teaching level can be justified, the little wizards are not stingy to give him a high score, no matter whether it is a lower grade or a higher grade. students, they all have such a consensus.

Especially those senior students, they have experienced many strange professors, such as the unlucky guy who died in a fight in the three broomsticks the year before last. He claimed to be an archaeologist, but he was actually a soil mouse, because He dug up the ancestral grave of a certain wizarding family abroad, and ran to Hogwarts to take refuge. Although he was a bit rotten, the teaching was barely passable.

There is also the unlucky guy who got drunk and died in the devil's net the year before last. He is very good at dealing with sewer creatures, but his alcoholism makes his courses always smell like alcohol.

In the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts, Hogwarts students can always give more and wider tolerance, unless it is really so bad that people have to complain.

In the classroom, the little wizards were chirping and chatting. There was a thick textbook on every table. Lockhart’s storybook set had been returned for recycling, and the money for the new textbook would be deducted from it. It's a pity that the remaining dozen or so Galleons will not go into their pockets, but will be sent back home, which disappoints the little wizards.

Not long after, Lupine came. He was wearing a black standard cloak that Hogwarts professors often wear. His tall and straight figure looked very energetic. Lupine had a faint smile on his face. head.

"Good morning." He said, "Please put your new textbooks back in your schoolbags. Today we have a practical class."

"Professor Snape communicated with me. He taught you a lot of practical theoretical knowledge when he was a substitute teacher, and now I want to take a practical test on the theoretical knowledge he taught you, but don't worry, it won't be very soon. Difficult, it's all what Professor Snape explained to you before."

"Okay," Lupine said after seeing that everyone was getting ready, "you come with me."

The students stood up one after another worried and full of interest, and followed Lupine's footsteps to leave the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom.Lupine led them through the long corridor, around a corner, and when they got close to Filch's office, they saw the well-known Peeves in Hogwarts Gritting his teeth, he competed with a statue of armor.

Peeves seems to be planning to install a big dung egg launcher, and Filch recently went on a frantic hunt for Peeves for cutting Mrs Norris' hair, although it made all the little wizards clap Applause, but Filch hated the damn guy.

Although Filch couldn't really find trouble with Peeves, it also messed up his pranks several times. Peeves, who didn't plan to attack the students for the time being, would focus on Filch and plan to give He has a hard time.

"It seems that the relationship between the twins and Peeves is not bad?" Harry glanced at the gadget in Peeves' hands. When he came out of the office, he had to have an intimate kiss with the big dung egg immediately.

"You should move down a bit and hit the ground Peeves, it would be too bad if the dung egg was launched into Mr. Filch's mouth."

Out of sympathy for Filch, Lupine said to Peeves from the side, "Keep your jokes in moderation."

The slightly unresponsive Peeves raised his head after Lupine opened his mouth. Perhaps he was too focused on dealing with the stiff armor before. The Hogwarts armor can move, and they have something to do with the portraits on the wall. Magic artifacts, obviously, the silent Mr. Armor doesn't want to have a dung egg and a dung egg launcher in his mouth.

"Lupin is crazy, stupid!" Peeves sang a crooked song after rubbing his eyes vigorously. He danced in mid-air while twisting his buttocks while singing strange words out of tune, matching other professors. By the way, Peeves didn't seem to be that polite to Lupine.

However, Lupine was not annoyed, just looked at Peeves with a smile, and said kindly: "Did you forget? The joke was too much back then, Professor Dumbledore put you in confinement for a month, little handcuffs, Little black room, Peeves, you can't fly out."

"That's Mrs. Peeves, I was caught by Dumbledore on purpose!" Peeves, whose hair exploded in an instant, roared in a shrill voice, even if he didn't even have to look at it, he could hear the outrage. "Otherwise it's just that little fart and that guy! How could he catch me, Mr. Peeves!"

"Master Peeves wasn't even born when I was at Hogwarts!"

"How could I be afraid of him!"

Feeling that his voice seemed a bit too loud, Peeves rolled his eyes and looked around. When he found that Dumbledore was not there, he stuck his waist up again.

"Lupine is crazy and stupid!" Peeves sang in a strange voice again, sticking his ass and ignoring Lupine.

"Looks like the negotiations failed." Lupine shrugged, and then drew his wand. "Sometimes, a joke that is too much is not a joke. If someone is really unlucky and has a big dung egg stuffed in his mouth, it will last at least a month." I can't even eat."

However, Peeves didn't listen, and instead sang louder and louder.

Lupine sighed softly, then raised his wand.

"This is a very useful little spell." He turned to the class and said, "My friend and I invented it when we were students at Hogwarts. It is very useful for Peeves."

Peeves, who had his back turned to Lupin, had no idea what was going on behind him. He kicked and kicked open the mask of the armor statue, held up the big dung egg launcher that hadn't been installed with the dung egg, and stabbed it in forcefully. The armor let out some creaking grunts, but unfortunately it couldn't move around like the portrait.

"Be careful." Lupine pointed the muzzle of the gun at Peeves, and then pulled the trigger, "Wadi Vasi."

With a whoosh, the big dung egg that Peeves put on the top of the armor's head was fired like a cannonball, even though Peeves quickly swung his head left and right to dodge, but this big dung egg seemed to be equipped with precision guidance The system is so-so, chasing Peeves relentlessly.

Ping-pong ball-sized dung is not big for a normal-sized person, but Peeves is just a little guy less than a foot tall. Eyes in close contact with his lips.

Although Peeves doesn't need to eat, has no sense of taste or even smell, and he doesn't have any special reaction to big dung eggs, but this tricky prop that has accompanied him to spend many good times is the first time he has been with himself. produce such intimate contact.

"Ah blah blah blah!"

Peeves with a big lump of feces in his mouth was obviously stretched out of shape, but this guy was still able to make a normal sound. Peeves, who was opening his mouth to spit feces, continued to work hard, but The opening of his mouth is too small, and he can only spit out a small amount of powder each time.

The little wizards were already laughing aside, it was the first time they saw Peeves deflated.

"Peeves is a mischievous spirit. He may bring us helpless pranks at any time, but we can also joke with him, if we can."

"You're not really angry, are you, Peeves?"

"Bah~ Lu~ Bah~ Ping! Bah, Bah, Bah~"

Peeves, who squeaked at Lupin, expressed his anger at Lupin, but he didn't make any big moves, but there was a smear of unconvinced fighting spirit in his eyes.

"Isn't Peeves a ghost? How did it become an elf?" Harry asked curiously.

"A ghost can't touch the real thing. No matter how special it is, it's not. Peeves is a kind of elf, a prank elf with a physical body. The hat on his head is still made by Mrs. Jing, which belongs to his spoils. He showed us a lot, and that was a big deal."

"That's right~ bah~ sure!"

When Lupine said good things about himself, Peeves puffed his cheeks and shouted, "Master Peeves, I win~ bah~ the headmaster, Eupracia Moore, that fat~ bah~ bitch."

"It's just that Peeves can be invisible, and sometimes it looks like a ghost, coming and going without a trace."

Lupine shrugged, waved his hand to sweep away the dung and egg residue scattered on the ground, and brushed Peeves' teeth by the way.

"Don't think I'm letting you go like this, big fool Lupine!"

The furious Peeves flew back and forth over the crowd, his roving eyes seemed to be looking for some unlucky target again.

"That is to say, Peeves can actually be caught?"

"Of course, but it's hard, without magic"

"You're the one who wants to catch me, Mr. Peeves?" Peeves smirked and turned his eyes on Harry, "Hehehehe~ That master is——ouch!"

Pulling shallots from the dry land, Harry, who was more than two meters high, jumped up and grabbed Peeves who was talking nonsense in mid-air. Although Peeves had already flew away and dodged when Harry took off, as long as he could not teleport to Harry If it is outside the arm span, then there is no escape from Wuzhi Mountain.

"Jie Jie Jie Jie~"

"What were you laughing at just now?"

After hearing the devil-like laughter, the flustered subject reversed instantly, and before Peeves put on a flattering and apologetic smile, he pinched his nose with two fingers before he could make a sound.

"Hey~ It can be stretched!"

'Clap~'

The two-foot-long nose shrank back sharply, causing him to shake his head and almost lose the hat on his head.

"Damn little devil!"

"Ahhhhhh!!!"

It was the first time for Peeves, who fell into impotent rage, to truly fall into human hands, but as a mischievous elf that accompanied Hogwarts, he was more alive than those ghosts. As long as Hogwarts exists, he will To exist for a day, Peeves has nothing to fear.

He is not afraid of Harry, nor is he afraid of anyone. He is afraid of Dumbledore only because Dumbledore has the ability to close his small dark room. It's hard.

"Who wants to try it? Peeves feels very good when you pinch it, it's bouncy."

"Who dares you! Master Peeves, I will not let you guys-"

The little hat on his head was pulled down by Harry, and Peeves, whose head was completely covered, couldn't see at all!
The eyes of the little wizards are shining brightly at this moment. The students of Hogwarts have been miserable for a long time. This mischievous guy has played tricks on the students a lot. The moment he was caught, it had already foreshadowed his impending end.

On the way to the practical classroom, Peeves, who was being played by the little wizards in turn, yelled all the way angrily, but most of the tricks are ineffective on Peeves, even scratching the soles of his feet with a quill pen. Don't get any feeling, after a while, the little wizards are getting a little tired, the trick without feedback is a complete failure, it's better to play with fools.

Although others disliked it, Harry did not.

"Don't be angry, Peeves, after class is over, I'll take you to play something fun, it's interesting."

"Really?"

Although he put on a dirty face and planned how to give Harry a big job in his mind, Peeves' mouth was still very honest.

"Don't think about bribing Master Peeves, I don't want to do that!"

He opened his mouth angrily and gnawed Harry's thumb, but it was too hard to bite.

"How could I lie to you, right? I promise, this must be a novel game that you have never experienced before."

"Although there are no beautiful dealers to deal cards online, but there are muscular men guiding and teaching, which is exciting."

Saying that, Harry didn't give Peeves a chance to refuse, Harry tied him up and put him in his pocket, full of anger.

Led by Lupine, the little wizards came to a room full of sundries and second-hand goods. There are many such rooms in Hogwarts, not because the elves are not diligent, but because Hogwarts is too busy. It's so big that the foot distance between two classrooms will be more than two miles, and they are really busy.

The students looked at this dilapidated and quiet house curiously. Suddenly, there was a violent shaking sound from a broken cabinet leaning against the wall. The students who were startled made short screams. The timid student's legs were so weak that he almost sat down on the ground.

"Professor, there's a ghost here, isn't it?"

Neville's crying voice came out in a low voice, and the already tense atmosphere solidified at this moment.

"Yes," said Lupine, "a spooky ghost."

The fuzzy little wizards huddled together, especially behind Harry, who were piled up layer upon layer.

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Thank you for the 100 point coins rewarded by Niu nonniu, and thank you good brothers for your support.

Although the new outline hasn't been fully finished yet, I seem to have found some feeling that writing it is not as uncomfortable as it was a few days ago.

If there are no accidents today, there should be two chapters before twelve o'clock. I will write quickly when I come back from a meal.

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