Dissuade you from the live broadcast?I, destiny hit the worker
Chapter 127 126. Launch, Jiang Yan's QA class!
Chapter 127 126. Launch, Jiang Yan's QA class!
"He wants to come by himself?!"
Everyone was shocked.
Not to mention, they really didn't expect this move!
The one Jiang Yan took was the red color that symbolized the highest difficulty!
This kind of behavior can only be done by a fool!
In fact, the moment the game rules were announced, the optimal solution had already been clearly given.
Points are awarded for correct answers, and points are deducted for incorrect answers.
The easiest solution is of course to keep the simple problems for yourself, and leave all the difficult problems to others.
This is exactly the plan of the director team!
"Jiang Yan Points Recycling Program" is referred to as "Recycling Program".
According to their guess, everyone will understand such a simple rule in seconds.
Then the best result is that everyone leaves the simple questions for themselves to score some points, and the rain and dew are even.
And those questions that were obviously out of order were all concentrated on Jiang Yan's head, and all the points that should be deducted were deducted from him, and everyone was happy.
Then the problem is coming.
Is Jiang Yan stupid?
He is not stupid.
Then why did he ask the most difficult question first, and even stabbed himself backhanded?
The audience was dumbfounded.
Director Li Da's heart sank.
"Could it be that he wants to get off to a good start... No, it's impossible! Maybe he just wants to try the difficulty... Yes! It should be this!"
Li Chenghong comforted himself in his heart, and suppressed the faint uneasiness.
This time, in order to get Jiang Yan's points back at once, he spent a lot of money, and the points he made have already been inflated. If he can't deduct what should be deducted, it will be difficult to operate later!
Absolutely not!
Chen Qingqing also looked confused, and subconsciously asked, "Are you sure?"
Jiang Yan nodded very seriously: "Of course."
That way, he looked like an excited elementary school student waiting for an exam.
There is such innocence and innocence.
……
at the same time.
Han Xiumei patted her thigh and laughed.
"Haha, old man, look at your son, why are you so stupid? 'Myself', hahaha—"
Faced with his wife's "illness", Jiang Chenggong also looked helpless, muttering in a low voice:
"Now he's my son, right..."
"It's all, it's all, let's go. Look at how stingy you are!"
After speaking, she watched the live broadcast seriously again.
"It's better to be stupid, too shrewd and worrying. My son only needs to live a long life. It's better to let him come back to inherit the family business than to float outside."
Jiang Ma has a rare open-minded personality. Although sometimes she gets angry and teeth itch, but most of the time she is still cute, like a child.
This can be seen from Dad Jiang's eyes, but out of politeness, he still reminded:
"What kind of family business do you have to inherit, just our small restaurant? The business has been sluggish in the past two years. If it weren't for your son's help, it would have been a ruin. This year is better, and you have forgotten it?"
"Humph!"
Jiang Ma snorted and ignored him.
Jiang Chenggong just smiled and didn't say much.
His own wife is like this, she pretends not to hear when she makes a mistake, he has long been used to it.
"Let's get ready. If my son can't answer the question, we'll need that...off-site assistance. Let you learn how to use the search engine, have you learned it?"
"After learning, don't worry, don't bother me to watch my son." Han Xiumei was impatient, "Don't tell me, old man, our son seems to be really photogenic after losing weight..."
Dad Jiang: (;¬¬¬)
Just when Jiang's father and Jiang's mother were "having fun", a sweet voice and a not-so-sweet question came from the TV.
"Okay, Contestant Jiang, please listen to the questions."
"Ok?"
"This question is a bit difficult."
"If your girlfriend and mother fell into the water, who would you choose to save?"
Mama Jiang: (⊙_⊙)
……
"This is the first question? No one is lucky."
Jiang Yan was speechless, but with a polite smile on his face, he asked:
"Is there a standard answer to this question?"
Chen Qingqing also answered every question, "No, there is no standard answer for red questions, as long as it is reasonable and reasonable, you can pass."
After finishing speaking, he remembered that he was facing Jiang Yan, so he quickly added: "You can't make it up."
"OK then."
Jiang Yan spread his hands.
"My mother can swim."
Just as Chen Qingqing was about to speak, Jiang Yan quickly added an answer: "When I look for a girlfriend in the future, my first question is whether she can swim."
As soon as Jiang Yan said this answer, the live broadcast room immediately exploded.
"Hahaha, goddammit, the first question you ask is if you can swim, doesn't that girl think you're crazy?"
"But the answer to this question is very good. This question is already quite crazy, so it's fighting poison with fire!"
"But the problem is that my mother can't swim. I don't think that's the answer."
"My mother won't, neither will I, and I don't want my future husband to ask me if I will. The answer is no."
"So, don't do to others what you don't want to do to yourself. If you don't want to be asked, it's best not to ask others."
"The one who asked this question is Silly Boyi..."
"..."
As soon as the first question was answered, there was chaos in the live broadcast room. Obviously, most people were not satisfied.
But from Jiang Yan's point of view, the defense of this issue is indeed impeccable.
Chen Qingqing was also in a bit of a dilemma, not knowing whether the answer was right or wrong.
"This...Jiang, your special case does not represent everyone, so this answer..."
She just wanted to grit her teeth and say no, but Jiang Yan raised her eyebrows instead.
"It's not about me? It's about most people?"
Chen Qingqing nodded.
"Then whoever can swim will be the one who will be saved later."
"..." Chen Qingqing shook her head.
"No way? Why do you have so much trouble with this question?" Jiang Yan looked indifferent, "Then save the two together, and they will be knocked out anyway."
"..." Chen Qingqing froze for a moment, then shook her head helplessly.
"I can't save them together? You can only choose one? What kind of questions are you all asking? Are there too many additional conditions?"
Jiang Yan asked the questions in the hearts of all the audience.
Chen Qingqing was helpless, but she had no choice but to follow the instructions in the earphones.
"That……"
Jiang Yan rubbed his nose.
"Girlfriend asks to save girlfriend, mom asks to save mom."
Everyone:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ
"You kid really dare to say it!"
"Shen Te code 'girlfriend asks to save girlfriend, mother asks to save mother', why is it so shameless and so reasonable?"
"Hahaha, my brother Huo has completely let himself go. Did he forget that Auntie is watching the live broadcast? He's going to knock him out..."
"Anyway, if I encounter such a question, I won't answer it directly. How can there be such an obvious tiankeng question?"
"But I'm also a little curious, what if the two of them didn't ask?"
"Yes, Sister Qingqing, come on, you must ask one, otherwise we will never give up!"
"..."
It's not too big of a deal to make a fuss in the live broadcast room, but it turned out that the signal was also received on the scene.
"I really want to count your answer as correct, but the audience friends all want to get an accurate answer."
"So they wanted me to ask, how would you respond if it was asked by a stranger who had nothing to do with your girlfriend or your mother."
Jiang Yan was taken aback when he heard the words, thinking that these fun people are also online, right?
then……
"Then what's the point of answering it? People who can ask such questions are rarely killed."
(End of this chapter)
"He wants to come by himself?!"
Everyone was shocked.
Not to mention, they really didn't expect this move!
The one Jiang Yan took was the red color that symbolized the highest difficulty!
This kind of behavior can only be done by a fool!
In fact, the moment the game rules were announced, the optimal solution had already been clearly given.
Points are awarded for correct answers, and points are deducted for incorrect answers.
The easiest solution is of course to keep the simple problems for yourself, and leave all the difficult problems to others.
This is exactly the plan of the director team!
"Jiang Yan Points Recycling Program" is referred to as "Recycling Program".
According to their guess, everyone will understand such a simple rule in seconds.
Then the best result is that everyone leaves the simple questions for themselves to score some points, and the rain and dew are even.
And those questions that were obviously out of order were all concentrated on Jiang Yan's head, and all the points that should be deducted were deducted from him, and everyone was happy.
Then the problem is coming.
Is Jiang Yan stupid?
He is not stupid.
Then why did he ask the most difficult question first, and even stabbed himself backhanded?
The audience was dumbfounded.
Director Li Da's heart sank.
"Could it be that he wants to get off to a good start... No, it's impossible! Maybe he just wants to try the difficulty... Yes! It should be this!"
Li Chenghong comforted himself in his heart, and suppressed the faint uneasiness.
This time, in order to get Jiang Yan's points back at once, he spent a lot of money, and the points he made have already been inflated. If he can't deduct what should be deducted, it will be difficult to operate later!
Absolutely not!
Chen Qingqing also looked confused, and subconsciously asked, "Are you sure?"
Jiang Yan nodded very seriously: "Of course."
That way, he looked like an excited elementary school student waiting for an exam.
There is such innocence and innocence.
……
at the same time.
Han Xiumei patted her thigh and laughed.
"Haha, old man, look at your son, why are you so stupid? 'Myself', hahaha—"
Faced with his wife's "illness", Jiang Chenggong also looked helpless, muttering in a low voice:
"Now he's my son, right..."
"It's all, it's all, let's go. Look at how stingy you are!"
After speaking, she watched the live broadcast seriously again.
"It's better to be stupid, too shrewd and worrying. My son only needs to live a long life. It's better to let him come back to inherit the family business than to float outside."
Jiang Ma has a rare open-minded personality. Although sometimes she gets angry and teeth itch, but most of the time she is still cute, like a child.
This can be seen from Dad Jiang's eyes, but out of politeness, he still reminded:
"What kind of family business do you have to inherit, just our small restaurant? The business has been sluggish in the past two years. If it weren't for your son's help, it would have been a ruin. This year is better, and you have forgotten it?"
"Humph!"
Jiang Ma snorted and ignored him.
Jiang Chenggong just smiled and didn't say much.
His own wife is like this, she pretends not to hear when she makes a mistake, he has long been used to it.
"Let's get ready. If my son can't answer the question, we'll need that...off-site assistance. Let you learn how to use the search engine, have you learned it?"
"After learning, don't worry, don't bother me to watch my son." Han Xiumei was impatient, "Don't tell me, old man, our son seems to be really photogenic after losing weight..."
Dad Jiang: (;¬¬¬)
Just when Jiang's father and Jiang's mother were "having fun", a sweet voice and a not-so-sweet question came from the TV.
"Okay, Contestant Jiang, please listen to the questions."
"Ok?"
"This question is a bit difficult."
"If your girlfriend and mother fell into the water, who would you choose to save?"
Mama Jiang: (⊙_⊙)
……
"This is the first question? No one is lucky."
Jiang Yan was speechless, but with a polite smile on his face, he asked:
"Is there a standard answer to this question?"
Chen Qingqing also answered every question, "No, there is no standard answer for red questions, as long as it is reasonable and reasonable, you can pass."
After finishing speaking, he remembered that he was facing Jiang Yan, so he quickly added: "You can't make it up."
"OK then."
Jiang Yan spread his hands.
"My mother can swim."
Just as Chen Qingqing was about to speak, Jiang Yan quickly added an answer: "When I look for a girlfriend in the future, my first question is whether she can swim."
As soon as Jiang Yan said this answer, the live broadcast room immediately exploded.
"Hahaha, goddammit, the first question you ask is if you can swim, doesn't that girl think you're crazy?"
"But the answer to this question is very good. This question is already quite crazy, so it's fighting poison with fire!"
"But the problem is that my mother can't swim. I don't think that's the answer."
"My mother won't, neither will I, and I don't want my future husband to ask me if I will. The answer is no."
"So, don't do to others what you don't want to do to yourself. If you don't want to be asked, it's best not to ask others."
"The one who asked this question is Silly Boyi..."
"..."
As soon as the first question was answered, there was chaos in the live broadcast room. Obviously, most people were not satisfied.
But from Jiang Yan's point of view, the defense of this issue is indeed impeccable.
Chen Qingqing was also in a bit of a dilemma, not knowing whether the answer was right or wrong.
"This...Jiang, your special case does not represent everyone, so this answer..."
She just wanted to grit her teeth and say no, but Jiang Yan raised her eyebrows instead.
"It's not about me? It's about most people?"
Chen Qingqing nodded.
"Then whoever can swim will be the one who will be saved later."
"..." Chen Qingqing shook her head.
"No way? Why do you have so much trouble with this question?" Jiang Yan looked indifferent, "Then save the two together, and they will be knocked out anyway."
"..." Chen Qingqing froze for a moment, then shook her head helplessly.
"I can't save them together? You can only choose one? What kind of questions are you all asking? Are there too many additional conditions?"
Jiang Yan asked the questions in the hearts of all the audience.
Chen Qingqing was helpless, but she had no choice but to follow the instructions in the earphones.
"That……"
Jiang Yan rubbed his nose.
"Girlfriend asks to save girlfriend, mom asks to save mom."
Everyone:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ
"You kid really dare to say it!"
"Shen Te code 'girlfriend asks to save girlfriend, mother asks to save mother', why is it so shameless and so reasonable?"
"Hahaha, my brother Huo has completely let himself go. Did he forget that Auntie is watching the live broadcast? He's going to knock him out..."
"Anyway, if I encounter such a question, I won't answer it directly. How can there be such an obvious tiankeng question?"
"But I'm also a little curious, what if the two of them didn't ask?"
"Yes, Sister Qingqing, come on, you must ask one, otherwise we will never give up!"
"..."
It's not too big of a deal to make a fuss in the live broadcast room, but it turned out that the signal was also received on the scene.
"I really want to count your answer as correct, but the audience friends all want to get an accurate answer."
"So they wanted me to ask, how would you respond if it was asked by a stranger who had nothing to do with your girlfriend or your mother."
Jiang Yan was taken aback when he heard the words, thinking that these fun people are also online, right?
then……
"Then what's the point of answering it? People who can ask such questions are rarely killed."
(End of this chapter)
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