Free Days in Siheyuan
Chapter 1299: What kind of poisonous mushroom?
Chapter 1299: What kind of poisonous mushroom?
Everyone stared at Jia Dongxu in the toilet, wanting to see if Yan Tiecheng's trick would work.
Unexpectedly, Yan Tiecheng's trick was really useful.
As soon as he finished speaking, Jia Dongxu jumped up from the ground.
He stared at Yan Tiecheng blankly, muttering to himself: "Water, water!"
Yan Tiecheng echoed, "Yes, yes, yes, if the pomegranate tree wants to grow taller, it needs watering. I'll take you back to water it."
Jia Dongxu stumbled out, saying as he walked: "I'm going to water the plants, I'm going to water the plants... Water them to make them grow taller, water them to make them bigger..."
Seeing that Jia Dongxu really came out of the toilet, Yi Zhonghai couldn't help but give Yan Tiecheng a thumbs up.
Yan Tiecheng quietly touched the money in his arms, his face calm and indifferent: "What's so difficult about this?"
After saying that, he turned to look at Jia Dongxu beside him and continued to coax him, "Come on, I'll take you to water the plants."
"Okay, watering, watering, take me to watering!"
Seeing Jia Dongxu walking into the yard, Yi Zhonghai breathed a sigh of relief. Just as he was about to turn around and go back, he was stopped by Zheng Gouzi, who had come to watch the fun at some point.
"Uncle Yi, you can't leave. Look at what you have done to this place."
As Zheng Gouzi spoke, he pinched his nose and looked disgusted.
"Look at what's happened in the bathroom. How are you going to let us go to the bathroom from now on?"
Since their own interests were involved, the people around who were watching the fun also reacted.
The old lady even slapped her thigh and stood in front of Yi Zhonghai: "Brother Yi, you can't leave until this matter is resolved today."
As she spoke, she looked at the toilet with disgust.
The toilet already smells bad in the summer, and after Jia Dongxu's mess, the whole place is full of dead bodies, leaving no room for footsteps...
"Uncle Yi, please tell me how to deal with this!"
"This is disgusting. How are we going to go to the toilet after this?"
"That's right, look how dirty it is in here..."
"vomit--"
The group of people surrounded Yi Zhonghai and no matter how much Yi Zhonghai said, they would never let him go until the matter was resolved.
Yi Zhonghai's face turned pale and blue for a long time. Under the siege of the crowd, he could only promise: "I will find someone to clean the toilet."
After hearing his reply, everyone's attitude improved a little.
But he couldn't help but urge: "Then Uncle Yi, hurry up, I'm in a hurry to go to the toilet."
The person who was speaking was holding a piece of paper in his hand, with a conflicted look on his face.
He wasn't the only one there. There were a few other people holding their stomachs, looking like they were about to suffocate.
"Uncle Yi, please find someone to clean up quickly. I need to go to the toilet urgently."
"Yes, yes, Master Yi, when can you clean it up?"
"..."
"Right away, right away, I'll get someone to clean the toilet when I get back."
Yi Zhonghai took great pains and promised to find someone to clean the toilet immediately, and then he walked out from the crowd.
Zhang Yu watched the fun happily from the side.
He had his troubles with the Jia family and had no good feelings towards Yi Zhonghai, so naturally he was happy to watch the fun.
Seeing Yi Zhonghai escaping from the encirclement of a group of old ladies and heading back, his eyes flashed and he interrupted: "Uncle Yi, it's not just the toilet, this road was also messed up by Jia Dongxu, you have to find someone to clean it up, otherwise if someone steps on it..."
He didn't say anything after that, leaving it all up to everyone's imagination.
Everyone looked at the yellow unidentified objects scattered on the ground.
"vomit--"
Then they surrounded Yi Zhonghai again.
"Yes, yes, Xiaoyu is right. Not only do you have to clean the toilet, you are also responsible for the journey."
Yi Zhonghai had already walked out but was pulled back. His face froze but he could only promise to clean up together.
"Brother Yi, I'm not saying anything too noisy, but your courtyard has been too noisy. It's only been quiet for a few days, but now this has happened again. If I were you, you would have to take good care of it in the future. Look, everyone is suffering because of this."
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone who was already dissatisfied with Yi Zhonghai and his department echoed these words.
"That's right. What kind of good family would go through this every now and then?"
"That's right. The point is that they not only torture themselves, but also make those living nearby feel uneasy. My mother's health has always been poor, and Jia Zhang's shout a few days ago almost frightened her to death..."
These words acted as an introduction, leading everyone to recall their own dissatisfaction.
Many people complained to Yi Zhonghai.
"Old Yi, you have to take good care of the Jia family from now on. They make trouble every few days, especially at night. Who can stand this?
My little grandson was only seven or eight months old. He was frightened by Jia Zhang's shout and cried for two consecutive nights."
The person who spoke was an old man who looked much older than Yi Zhonghai.
The other party was an old H soldier. He was usually enthusiastic and never hesitated to help anyone who had problems. He was very respected in the neighborhood, and Yi Zhonghai did not dare to confront him.
Faced with his teachings, he had no choice but to promise honestly that he would educate the Jia family well.
As for the fact that Jia Zhang screamed because she was stabbed, it was naturally ignored by everyone because Jia Zhang was so unpopular and her injuries were not serious.
Yi Zhonghai's face didn't look good, but he still explained on behalf of Jia Zhang: "Jia Zhang was frightened, that's why she acted like that. She is injured and in hospital now, so she can't apologize to everyone. I'll apologize to everyone on her behalf first..."
Yi Zhonghai's words helped Jia Zhang regain 2 points.
A few soft-hearted people stood up to speak for Jia Zhang: "Jia Zhang's behavior this time is understandable. She didn't want to be like this. The blame should be put on the murderer..."
But some people still couldn't help but murmured: "Why didn't they stab others, but went to stab her? I think she did something wrong."
As soon as this was said, many people echoed it.
That's indeed the case. There are so many people in the world, but he didn't stab anyone else, but had to stab her in the middle of the night. She must have done something she shouldn't have done and offended him, which led to his revenge.
This is a typical case of victim blaming.
If it happened somewhere else, Zhang Yu would definitely say something back after hearing this kind of talk.
But when this matter happened to the Jia family, Zhang Yu inexplicably felt it was reasonable.
He also felt that it was probably Jia Zhang who did something wrong to others first, which led to their revenge.
Obviously, there are many people who share the same idea as Zhang Yu.
Everyone was speculating what Jia Zhang had done to deserve revenge.
It has to be said that the wisdom of the people is infinite.
Listening to all those speculations, Zhang Yu couldn't help but sigh that the older generation was really good at playing tricks!
The success of these guesses made Yi Zhonghai's face darker.
At first, everyone simply speculated that Jia Zhang had done something excessive to attract revenge. As they talked, they slowly changed the subject.
I don't know who brought up the incident in which Jia Zhang had a big fight with others over the rice field in the street.
Thinking about Jia Dongxu's performance just now, everyone said that they are indeed mother and son, like mother, like son.
Yi Zhonghai was so ashamed that he secretly blamed the Jia family.
In the end, Yi Zhonghai escaped from the group of people under the pretext of sending Jia Dongxu to the hospital.
Yi Zhonghai felt a little embarrassed as he was watched by others, but he couldn't vent his anger on others, so he had to transfer all his anger to his feet.
Listening to the other party's powerful footsteps, Zhang Yu felt a lot more refreshed.
Seeing Jia Dongxu, who was about to reach the gate under Yan Tiecheng's coaxing, Zhang Yu narrowed his eyes and said meaningfully: "There are still many generous people in this world. As for the dirt stuck on Jia Dongxu, the people in his yard are not worried at all that the dirt will make the yard dirty. Tsk tsk tsk tsk! If it were me, I wouldn't be so generous to let him into the yard..."
Zheng Gouzi, who was standing by, glanced at Zhang Yu, his eyes clearly showing "Why are you so mean?"
But he did not forget that the Jia family came and framed him for stealing the old lady's pants.
So he deliberately raised his voice and replied, "No, they have to be generous, I can't be generous anyway. Whenever I think of the dirty things on Jia Dongxu's body, which will make the whole yard dirty, I feel sick.
In this hot summer, if there were so much dirt in the yard, it would smell so bad!
I guess I have no appetite for food..."
As soon as these words were spoken, the faces of those who lived in the same courtyard as the Jia family and were watching the fun on the side suddenly turned bad.
A few people suddenly remembered the battle between Jia Zhang and others in the rice field. They didn't think of this at the time and let Jia Zhang enter the yard, making the yard full of dirt.
For a whole month, there was a pungent smell in the yard.
That was still winter.
It's summer now!
Thinking of this, several people could hardly control their screams.
Several people looked at Jia Dongxu who was about to reach the gate and shouted, "No!"
While running towards the gate madly.
No!
They must not let Jia Dongxu in.
Yi Zhonghai just felt something suddenly flash past him.
The next second, several people rushed into the gate as if they were escaping for their lives and slammed the door shut.
When Yi Zhonghai walked to the gate, he found it closed.
Looking at Jia Dongxu who was still at the door, Yi Zhonghai frowned and asked Yan Tiecheng, "Why don't you go in?"
Yan Tiecheng pointed to the closed door and said, "The door has been closed."
Yi Zhonghai frowned and knocked hard on the door: "Open the door, open the door!"
The people in the yard looked at the few people rushing in in a daze, screaming and closing the door, and even locking it.
"What's wrong? What happened?" An old lady put down the dishes she was washing and asked with concern.
The children at home were about to get off work, and she was busy cooking, so she really had no time to watch Jia Dongxu's fun.
These people didn't get along well with the Jia family to begin with, so naturally they wouldn't hide anything for Jia Dongxu, and they directly told everyone what Jia Dongxu had just done.
"What did you say? Drilling into a cesspool!" The old lady widened her eyes, a look of disbelief on her face.
Several people nodded and described the scene in more detail.
The old lady couldn't help swallowing.
"What kind of hobby is this? Is Jia Dongxu crazy?"
In the end, Sha Zhu, who had just seen the scene, came out to defend his sister Qin and explained for Jia Dongxu: "Don't talk nonsense, he is a good person, he just accidentally ate poisonous mushrooms."
The old lady blinked her eyes, as if she had thought of something, and turned to stare at Sha Zhu, her attitude unusually flattering: "Zhu Zi, do you know what kind of poisonous mushroom Jia Dongxu ate?"
She had to take a good look at it, lest she accidentally eat this poisonous mushroom someday.
She was not afraid of eating poisonous mushrooms. At most she would go to the hospital, and at worst she would die.
But even if I die, I must never do this to Jia Dongxu.
Although they don’t understand the saying “Everyone has to die, some are heavier than Mount Tai, some are lighter than a feather…”
But if it were like what happened to Jia Dongxu today, they would rather die.
After the old lady's reminder, everyone in the yard looked at Sha Zhu.
Even Xu Damao, whose foot was nearly bitten off, shuddered violently and gave in to Sha Zhu for the first time.
He said in a flattering tone, "Zhu Zi, you are a chef, do you know what kind of poisonous mushroom Jia Dongxu ate?"
Lou Xiao'e also rarely felt any favor towards Sha Zhu, who always bullied her man. She blinked her bright eyes and looked at Sha Zhu.
They all saw how crazy Jia Dongxu was today. If she became like this one day, she would have no face to live.
Sha Zhu didn't think anything of it at first, but after being guided by everyone, he thought of something and his face stiffened.
Finally, he turned around and ran towards Jia's house, saying as he ran, "Let me go and take a look. Jia Dongxu probably hasn't had time to wash the dishes yet, right?"
He said this with little confidence.
Everyone who heard this prayed that Jia Dongxu would be lazy today and not wash the dishes in advance.
Everyone's attention was now focused on what kind of poisonous mushrooms Jia Dongxu had eaten to cause him to go so crazy, and they ignored the knock on the door.
A moment later, Sha Zhu walked out of Jia's house with a disappointed look on his face.
"No, the dishes have been washed."
"Ah!" Everyone sighed with regret.
The old lady waved her hand and said, "Forget it, just be more careful next time."
She said this, but in her heart she hadn't eaten mushrooms for some time.
Another old lady looked at her daughter-in-law and said, "You said a few days ago that you would go pick mushrooms after it rains. I think you should not go."
Her daughter-in-law shuddered when she thought of Jia Dongxu's appearance just now, then nodded vigorously and answered sincerely: "Mom, I won't go mushroom picking anymore."
"Well, no, no! I suddenly don't want to eat mushrooms this year. Let's go pick some wild vegetables and dry them in the sun. We can eat them as vegetables in winter."
"Okay, I'll listen to mom!" The daughter-in-law was such a good girl.
"That's right!" The old lady slapped her thigh, as if she had thought of something.
She turned around and told her daughter-in-law: "I will look after the children tomorrow. You can go back to your parents' home when you have time. Give them a message and ask them to be careful when picking mushrooms this year. Don't..."
The daughter-in-law looked at her mother-in-law with gratitude: "Thank you, mother. I will go back tomorrow."
After this incident, mushrooms became a hot potato this year.
Do you want to pick mushrooms?
I don’t want to pick it, it would be a pity.
Go ahead, as long as everyone thinks of Jia Dongxu's crazy look, they will be frightened.
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