Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 98 Zhou Du: Can I Take It?System: You might burp!

Zhou Du was dumbfounded.

Did heaven and hell really go to fight the infected?

Then, everything stopped?

"What exactly is an infected person?"

Zhou Du frowned and asked.

"Ding, an infected person is an infected person."

The system responded.

Zhou Du: "..."

All that has been said is nonsense.

"System, let's go!"

Zhou Du yawned.

Before I came out, I had already notified the underworld that I, Emperor Fengdu, had gone into seclusion.

Therefore, for at least a few hundred years, the Underworld will continue to operate in a stable manner.

"Ding, please host choose the world!"

The sound of the system sounded.

Zhou Du was taken aback immediately, "System, don't scare me, have you reached your limit?"

System: "(;￣д￣)"

You have just reached your limit.

It shouldn't be difficult for me to live until the heavens and worlds collapse.

"In the past, you always searched for worlds randomly. This time, you actually let me choose the world?"

Zhou Du said in disbelief, "Why do I not believe it?"

"Ding, Tongzi wants to whip you!"

The system snorted coldly, "You want Xiansan to slash the way, Tongzi can indeed give you a cultivation base directly..."

"But how long have you been practicing?"

The system asked back.

Zhou Du stretched out his finger and calculated, "It's only a few years."

"Ding, everything about the host is given by Tongzi, but in the next step, the host is a fairy, not a mortal anymore!"

"This step requires you, the host, to settle!"

"There are two thresholds on the road of practice."

"The first one is to transform into a fairy!"

"The second one is Da Luo Jinxian!"

The system continued.

"Okay, got it!"

Zhou Du interrupted the system, "We've read so many novels, so I know what you mean, let's refine our hearts in the world of mortals!"

"After refining my heart, I will be able to escape from the mortal world and become a fairy!"

"As for Da Luo Jinxian..."

"It's still far away from me, let's talk about it later!"

Zhou Du yawned, "But the system, we want to ask you..."

"You are an unscrupulous system, we are an unscrupulous person!"

"Are you sure, Hongchen's heart refining is useful?"

"No matter how hard you practice, I'm still a joker when I step on a horse!"

Zhou Du asked with a smile.

"Ding, just keep your heart!"

The system said, "No one stipulates what a master looks like, what a Da Luo Jinxian looks like...Everyone has everyone's look."

"You just need to keep your heart!"

The system explained a sentence.

Zhou Du nodded to show his understanding.

That is to say, I just need to keep my funny style!

"Ding, so the host wants to choose the high-level world or the low-level world?"

The system asked with a smile.

"I go to enjoy life, and naturally go to the world of technology!"

"Find me a world similar to Earth."

Zhou Du yawned, "Anyway, I have gold, enjoy life!"

"Ding, satisfy the host's wish!"

The system said once.

Zhou Du's figure disappeared.

He is going to enjoy life.

in a certain world.

This world is very similar to the earth, it can be said to be exactly the same.

But it was a little worse than the world before he came.

Smartphones have not yet appeared, about the era of a few years ago.

Zhou Du asked which world it was, and the system said casually, you are here to experience life.

Why do you care so much?
Let's not mess around this time.

Listening to the system's words, Zhou Du nodded decisively.

The system was right.

We are here in the world of mortals to refine our minds and maintain our original minds.

So, why bother so much.

Zhou Du found a black market and exchanged some of his gold.

Don't ask where the black market is, the author doesn't know either.

So, he is a rich man.

In this era, it is not as it was before his time travel, and people still use cash more nowadays.

The days go by like this.

until one day……

Zhou Du walked out of an all-night bar for tourists.

He glanced down at his watch.

"Tongzi, you said that the only benefit of cultivating immortality is that you can sleep less!"

"can……"

"Sleep you are paralyzed, get up and be high!"

Zhou Du smiled and strolled on the road, talking to the system in his heart.

system:"……"

You can do whatever you want.

Anyway, I only limit you to one.

"Tongzi, I've been guarding myself like a jade, who am I waiting for?"

Zhou Du yawned and looked at a church in front of him.

The midnight lights of the city pass through the transparent curtain wall of this huge glass building, revealing the inner structure faintly.

"Ding, do you think you want to waste Yuanyang on people in bars and nightclubs?"

The system said speechlessly, "Just wait and see, when you meet a suitable one, you can look for it later."

Zhou Du: "..."

"Why are you crying in the middle of the night?"

Zhou Du turned his head to the side. In front of Wangfujing Catholic Church, the dawn was coming, and the sky was pale.

A man in his 30s was sitting on the ground.

He suddenly covered his face with his hands and began to cry.

Zhou Du: "..."

Alas, adult breakdowns are often fleeting.

He came to this world, but in just two months, it made him miss the real world a little bit.

"Hahaha, another one was brought down!"

Suddenly, a burst of wild laughter came.

The man was tall and thick, with a fleshy face, wearing a dirty leather jacket, and smelled of cigarettes all over his body.

He stood behind the crying man and laughed.

The weeping man looked up, his face still full of despair.

The man patted the weeping man, and handed him a car key, "Just stop at Dongdankou, and I'll be dragged away by the traffic police if I'm too late."

"How about it, brother, can't you bear it?"

"Dr. Wang Miaowang, I said you can't do it, and you still pretend to have six toes."

The man laughed, lit a cigarette and went out.

The man named Wang Miao shook his head and took a few puffs of cigarette, "You won't understand."

"Tch, I just understand too well!"

The man shook his head, "Let's go, treat you to dinner!"

"Da Shi, I don't want to eat!"

Wang Miao shook her head.

"Then I'll buy you a drink!" Da Shi pulled Wang Miao up.

Zhou Du: "..."

This plot is a little familiar.

"Tongzi..."

Zhou Du swallowed, "Could it be..."

system:"……"

Tongzi didn't create it at the beginning, Tongzi chose a technological world at random, and then took you through it.

Zhou Du: "..."

Da Shi, Wang Miao...

Zhou Du took a deep breath, "System, can I handle it?"

The system pondered for a while, "Water droplets are fine, but dichroic foil and light particles... you may, no, be 100% fart!"

Zhou Du: (￣ェ￣;)
If I were an immortal emperor now, I wouldn't be afraid of them.

Then now...

Forget it, it will take another 200 years.

Zhou Du smiled slightly, took a step forward, and followed the two of them.

Da Shi took Wang Miao to a small restaurant nearby.

"Two pounds of belly, a bottle of Erguotou!"

Da Shi shouted without raising his head, obviously familiar with this place.

Zhou Du followed in and ordered some snacks at will.

Wang Miao drank one cup after another, and then he told Da Shi what happened in the past three days.

Zhou Du: "..."

That's right, it really is this world!
Da Shi, God forever!

(End of this chapter)