Noisy, unscrupulous system

"Ding, among these [-] cold jokes, there are more in all the worlds!"

"There are Li Jing who have become time travelers, and there are also Li Jing who have not become time travelers!"

"There are also a lot of them in the Fengshen World!"

"The earth also has a bunch of..."

"Of course, there is only one Little King Kong!"

The system said, "After all, he broke away from 2D and became 3D, and even surpassed the album..."

Zhou Du: "..."

So, what exactly do you want me to come to this world for?

What on earth do you want me to see?
"Ding, look at this chaotic world!"

said the system.

Zhou Du frowned slightly, looking at this chaotic world?
"Ding, this is the bug multiverse!"

The system said, "See for yourself!"

Zhou Du frowned slightly, then took a step forward.

He didn't go to Li Jing, no matter if he was a time traveler or not.

He wants to take a stroll!
If you want to see the world, then just take a look!

above the East China Sea.

A tall, muscular person with a beautiful face punched a dragon into pieces.

Zhou Du: "..."

This scene is familiar to me!
Isn't this the time when Nezha killed Ao Bing?

"Oh, my dad will scold me if this happens!"

"Daddy said, you can't be too violent!"

"We have a solution, just put it back together again!"

Nezha stretched out his hand and grabbed the fragment.

Then he started putting it together.

It spelled out an Ao, and then it spelled out a big!

He put the two words together and was silent for a while.

There are still some left!

He grabbed them, then blended them together until they became a dot, and pressed them up!
獒！
Then the words disappeared, and a small white Tibetan mastiff appeared.

This dragon turned into a mastiff!

"This way neither of us owes the other."

Nezha grabbed the little Tibetan mastiff and threw it back into the East China Sea.

Then, he strolled away!
Zhou Du: "..."

It’s truly a bug multiverse!
As for under the East China Sea...

Zhou Du walked in.

Crystal Palace.

I remember that the Dragon King of the East China Sea here is also a beautiful woman!
and……

A great omen!

"what?"

Zhou Du walked in and saw two people.

One is the little King Kong I’ve seen before.

The other one is a beautiful woman with light blue hair and dragon horns.

Wearing a blue silk skirt, the neckline was cut very low, revealing her plump figure...

The face is like a hibiscus, the eyebrows are like willows, the eyes that are more charming than peach blossoms are very attractive, and the bright red lips are slightly raised.

It should be the Dragon King of the East China Sea.

"You can give this stick to that monkey later, remember!"

Little King Kong said with a smile.

"understood!"

The Dragon King of the East China Sea rolled his eyes.

"This sea-fixing needle can be powerful or small, Dragon King of the East China Sea, remember, don't use it for personal use!
Little King Kong said.

Dragon King of the East China Sea: "Who would use it for personal use?"

"Hey Hey hey!"

Zhou Du greeted the two of them.

The two glanced at Zhou Du, turned away, and continued talking.

Zhou Du: "..."

Little King Kong, can you stop ignoring me every time?
At this time...the little Tibetan Mastiff ran in.

"Hey, whose dog is it? This belongs to Dragon Palace, right... Why is there a dog?"

"Prime Minister Turtle, come on, drag it down, slaughter it, and eat dog meat today!"

The Dragon King of the East China Sea said.

"I'm coming!"

The Prime Minister Turtle came over and his head popped out of the turtle shell, extending more than 30 centimeters!

Shaking his head.

He grabbed the Tibetan Mastiff.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

The Tibetan Mastiff was so frightened that he shouted twice.

The expressions of Little King Kong and the Dragon King of the East China Sea became heavy.The two understood the bullshit.

"Are you Ao Bing?"

"The species that rides on horses have changed!"

The Dragon King of the East China Sea grabbed the Tibetan mastiff and shouted, "Nezha?"

Prime Minister Turtle was startled, suddenly shrank his neck, and made a scratching sound.

"Ouch, it's over, my neck flashed!"

Prime Minister Turtle shouted, "I can't find it anymore!"

East China Sea Dragon King: "..."

Prime Minister Turtle, did you flash your neck? ?

She stretched out her fingers and measured them a few times!
Well, it used to be more than 30 centimeters, but now it’s two centimeters!
Nezha, Li Jing, you actually harmed my family Ao Bing!

Even if it hurts Ao Bing, it actually scares our Prime Minister Turtle.

How will you compensate me?
"I understand, Nezha is making trouble in the sea!"

Xiao Jingang said, and then walked to Zhou Du's side, "Dragon King, you can take care of it... Also, Prime Minister Turtle can't stretch his neck out now, and the sea-fixing needle..."

"Be sure not to use it for personal use!"

Little King Kong said.

East China Sea Dragon King: "..."

Yes, I have the sea-fixing needle!
Does Prime Minister Turtle still want it?
No, change to a prime minister!
Little King Kong stretched out his hand and pulled...

Shift and transpose!

He and Zhou Du disappeared directly!

They came to a river.

Zhou Du: Oh, I’m used to it!

If it wasn't so outrageous, it wouldn't be called a hundred thousand bad jokes.

"Hey, why is there an ellipsis above my head?"

Zhou Du looked at the top of his head, then stretched out his hand, and grabbed the ellipsis!
He crumpled it into a ball and threw it out.

This bug multiverse is just too buggy to ride a horse!
Anything can happen!

"Yoah."

Little King Kong looked at Zhou Du and smiled, "You're quite sensible!"

"Well, you finally stopped ignoring me!"

Zhou Du said speechlessly.

"Why are you ignoring you? Don't you have any idea?"

Little King Kong said calmly, "You are not from this world, or, you are not from this multiverse!"

Zhou Du was taken aback.

"I have traveled through too many worlds and saved too many worlds!"

Little King Kong said calmly, "Do you know who I am? I am the guardian of the multiverse, so I have the strongest power!"

"As long as I am in this multiverse, I am the strongest!"

"This is the law!"

Xiao Jingang said calmly.

Zhou Du nodded.

Yeah, yeah, I understand!
This bug multiverse has too many laws!
For example, the villain must die at the hands of the protagonist.

No matter how strong you are, you will never be able to kill the villain, even if there is only a drop of blood left...

The villain will activate the blood lock.

Then, only the protagonist can kill him!

There is also the river god of concept.

The Milky Way is also a river!
"Why do you want to trespass on this universe?"

Little King Kong asked calmly.

Zhou Du smiled and said, "Nothing, just come and take a look!"

"Oh!"

Little King Kong nodded, "Then I'll catch you, is that okay?"

Zhou Du: "..."

Are you a little too confident?

Although you have the blessing of the will of the universe, now I...

I am more powerful than this world!

"I thought you didn't exist at first. I thought you were just walking around and left!"

"As a result, you followed me again and again!"

"So, I can't bear it anymore!"

"Catch me and show the will of the universe how to deal with you!"

"You should be banished from this bug universe!"

Little King Kong stretched out his hand to grab it, and a ball of energy appeared and turned into handcuffs, cuffing Zhou Du.

Zhou Du: "..."

As soon as he tried hard...

With a click, the handcuffs shattered!

rule……

I'm already on the road!
Your rules are of no use to me! (End of chapter)