Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 553 Tang Monk: Learning from scriptures?Sun Wukong: Look at my head!Tang's monk: hairy!

boom!
The Bull Demon King's other eye also turned black and blue.

Monkey King: "Hey, this is symmetrical!"

Bull Demon King: "Monkey King, you bastard, who stole your wife?"

Sun Wukong grabbed Zixia and took off the hijab.

Bull Demon King: Do you dare to take off my wife's hijab?
Monkey King looked at Zixia affectionately, "Zixia..."

"Supreme Treasure!"

Zixia shouted in surprise, "It's really you!"

"Yes, it's me!"

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows, he held Zixia with one hand, and looked at the Bull Demon King, "Brother, Zixia and I are in love with each other, and we have made a private decision for life, you forced her to marry..."

"Are you sorry for my little brother?"

"Walking in the rivers and lakes, you always hook up with your sister-in-law!"

"You actually robbed your younger siblings?"

Sun Wukong grinned.

Bull Demon King: "..."

your daughter-in-law?
Bah, that's still my daughter-in-law!

Monkey King, it's all right if you hook up with a sister-in-law...

Want to hook up now?

I will kill you!

The Bull Demon King roared, "Sun Wukong, you bully the bull too much!"

The Bull Demon King grabbed the steel fork and stabbed at Monkey King.

Sun Wukong hugged Zixia and turned around.

With a clang, the steel fork wiped out sparks.

"Hehe, Lao Sun has an indestructible body!"

Sun Wukong let go of Zixia, "Zixia, wait for a while, before the old grandson kills the Bull Demon King!"

"It just so happens that the auditorium is arranged here..."

"After we're done, let's get married right here!"

Monkey King smiled, grabbed the golden cudgel, and rushed out.

Zixia: "..."

Which family borrowed someone else's auditorium to get married?

Can't you change the auditorium for me?
Zhou Du stood quietly in front of Zixia.

"But there is a problem, you need to solve it!"

"You and Qingxia become one!"

"If you marry him, it is equivalent to your sister marrying him!"

"Is it possible that you want to work together?"

Zhou Du smiled calmly, "With Sun Wukong's character, he shouldn't care!"

Zixia was taken aback, and was relieved when she saw that it was Zhou Du.

But I heard Zhou Du say that...

Her complexion became ugly again.

My sister and I are both one...

Do you really want to buy Zhizun Bao for one person?
"do you need?"

Zhou Du said, "Help you separate from Qingxia!"

Zixia was taken aback, "Can we separate?"

"Others can't do it, but I can do it!"

Zhou Du smiled softly, "This deity once created humans with Nuwa!"

Zixia: "..."

Create humans with Nuwa?

Are you so old?

Why don't I believe it?

"Ask in a low voice, who created the man?"

"This created man, or that created man?"

Zixia asked in a low voice.

Zhou Du: "..."

Why are you so dirty?

Of course it is a serious creation of human beings!
"Okay, stop talking nonsense, do you want to separate!"

Zhou Du asked coldly.

Sun Wukong and the Bull Demon King were already fighting.

Tang Seng was tied to a pillar with a dazed look on his face.

Where's Wukong's Diamond Circle?
This is so wrong!
Zixia scratched her head, "Yes, yes, I am willing to separate from my sister!"

Zhou Du nodded slightly, then reached out and grabbed a flat peach, and started to eat it.

Zixia: "What are you doing? We agreed to separate? Why did you start eating peaches?"

"Don't make trouble, I'm looking for a suitable body for your sister!"

"The peach pit of this flat peach is actually pretty good!"

Zhou Du finished gnawing on the flat peach, and reached out to touch the peach pit.

The peach pit suddenly changed, becoming exactly the same as Zixia in front of her.

Zhou Du stretched out his hand, touched Zixia's eyebrows, and then pulled!
A soul shadow was directly pulled out by him and merged into the human form made by Peach Core.

In the blink of an eye, a person exactly like Zixia appeared.

The only difference is that this person is dressed in blue, and his eyes are more heroic than Zixia's.

"I am..."

Qingxia touched her body in a daze, then looked at Zixia in front of her.

"elder sister!"

Zixia shouted.

"Zixia?"

Qingxia: "..."

Separated?
Have I separated from Zixia?

"All right!"

Zhou Du waved his hand, "I don't need to go back to be a wick in the future!"

"impossible!"

Qingxia snorted coldly, "We are gods..."

"Zixia wants to be with Monkey King, that's impossible!"

"Heavenly Court will come to interfere, and Lingshan will also come to interfere!"

Qingxia said calmly, "They are destined not to be together!"

Zixia fell silent.

Zhou Du pointed to the west, "What if I destroy Lingshan?"

Qingxia and Zixia: Ah! ? ! ?

Destroyed Lingshan?

"Let's watch a play!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Qingxia and Zixia said nothing.

Why is this person a bit scary?

At this time, Sun Wukong held down the Bull Demon King and hammered it wildly.

The Bull Demon King's entire cow was beaten.

"die!"

Sun Wukong raised the golden cudgel and slammed it down...

With two clicks, the Bull Demon King's horns broke.

Sun Wukong's golden cudgel is placed on the neck of the Bull Demon King.

"Anyway, it's a sworn marriage!"

"Beat you into a pulp, it's a bit too bloody!"

"How about this!"

Sun Wukong said, "How about you committing suicide? This way you can be reincarnated!"

The Bull Demon King turned his head to look at Sun Wukong, and sneered, "Old Bull, I have never been counseled in my life, and this time, I won't counsel either!"

"Sun Wukong!"

"Old cow, I..."

"I will definitely not die by your hands!"

The Bull Demon King spoke proudly, and then slapped his own sky cap with a palm.

boom!
The Bull Demon King slumped to the ground and turned into a big black bull.

Sun Wukong: "..."

You said it so passionately, isn't it because you are afraid that I will blow your soul away?

Go, go, reincarnate!
next life...

Sun Wukong stretched out his hand and flicked it twice in the air, "Let's be a pig!"

"Be killed and eat, eat and kill!"

"After all, it's not you anymore!"

Monkey King put away the golden cudgel, pulled out a handful of monkey hair, and blew it out.

Countless Monkey Kings emerged and rushed towards the little monsters.

But after a long time, the little demon was completely beaten to death.

Monkey King flew up and landed in front of Tang Seng.

He waved his hand and broke the chains binding Tang Monk, "That's it!"

"Goku!"

Tang Seng took a deep breath, "Now that you are back, do you want to go with me to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

Monkey King chuckled, "Why go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

"Look at my head!"

Monkey King stroked the monkey hair on his head, "How is it?"

"No need to stroke it, you still have hair!"

Tang Seng said, "You see, as a teacher, his head is so shiny that he doesn't have a single hair!"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Am I telling you that there is no hair?
I'm telling you I don't have a strap on my head!

"I'm not wearing a brace!"

Sun Wukong said, "So, there is no need to learn from the scriptures!"

Tang Seng: "..."

Well, bull batch!
What else can I say?

"You exchanged your life for the old grandson's life, and let the old grandson be reincarnated!"

"I'll give you face, grandson!"

Sun Wukong said, "You go... As for learning the scriptures... give up!"

"That won't work, we learn from the scriptures to..."

Barbara...

Monkey King pinned Tang Seng to the ground.

I don't want to listen to you right now.

If you say one more word, I'm afraid I can't help but smash you to death with a stick.

He pressed Tang Seng and looked at Zhou Du.

If you don’t want to spend your next life being hunted by the West...

You have to hug the boss’ thigh!

(End of this chapter)