Noisy, unscrupulous system

"Okay, I got it!"

Zhou Du shrugged his shoulders, "I will guide them to become holy, but I guess it will take a while!"

"The Lich War hasn't started yet!"

"The Second Lich War, far away!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Hongjun: "..."

Can you not talk about the future?

Are you amazing when you travel through time and space?

If we hadn't been suppressed by heaven...

You can also travel through time and space at will, okay?

"gone!"

Zhou Du waved his hand, "I'll go out for a stroll first, you tell your disciple to take it easy, and don't blindly study how to become a saint!"

Hongjun: "..."

This is going to run?

"You come back early, otherwise if they become holy in advance, you will be out of the game!"

Hongjun said.

Zhou Du nodded, "I see, I'll talk about it later!"

Hongjun nodded.

Zhou Du communicated with the system, "Too lazy to stay here, go out and play?"

"Ding, yes!"

The system said, "After wandering around the world, you can just come back!"

Zhou Du waved his hand at Hongjun, and it turned into a ray of light.

Hongjun shook his head lightly, "Old Zhou..."

"Prove the way with strength, with you as the leader!"

"All three corpses will be cut, you can be holy!"

"The Seven Sages of the Great Desolation, the merit is yours!"

"The infinite variables in the past!"

"In the chaos, among the three thousand demon gods, you are the third thousand and first, the only extra demon god!"

"only……"

"The old man has never seen you in Chaos!"

Hongjun shook his head.

And this time...

in a certain world.

In the dark night, it was raining heavily.

He appeared in a gazebo, surrounded by deserted people.

"What kind of world is this?"

Zhou Du shook his head, "Tongzi, what about the mission?"

"Ding, there is no task, just make noise at will, and the final reward..."

"One Chaos Orb!"

The system opened up.

Zhou Du: Chaos Orb?
The three great chaos treasures are all in my hands.

All the accessories of Chaos Qinglian are complete.

There is also half of the fortune jade plate.

I don't know if it's Hongjun's half, or the half that collapsed when Pangu opened the sky.

Then there is the Chaos Orb!
Three Chaos Treasures!

"So, what kind of world is this world?"

Zhou Du asked.

"Ding, green snake!"

said the system.

Zhou Du: "????"

Green snake?

Dawei Tianlong, Daluo spell?
I can tell at a glance that you are not human?

Fahai, if you don’t understand love, the Leifeng Pagoda will fall down!

Is it this world?

"Help me!"

"Who will save me!"

A miserable cry for help sounded.

Zhou Du: "???"

Who is calling for help?

"I really haven't hurt anyone!"

"I'm not a demon!"

"I devote myself to cultivating Buddha!"

"Who will save me!"

The sound is still echoing.

Zhou Du looked at his feet.

Well, it came from the gazebo.

Zhou Du walked out, then stretched out his hand, and lifted the gazebo up.

An alms bowl was suppressed under the gazebo.

Zhou Du stretched out his hand and took out the bowl.

In the bowl is a spider.

There were tears in the spider's eyes, with a trace of grievance!
Zhou Du: "..."

Could it be...

Could this be the one...

There is a wave in the waves, there is a wave in the waves, the scenery is beautiful on a sunny day, the red flowers are green grass...

I ran forward cheerfully, walking all over the green hills, people are not old.

It’s easy to say, I’ve been cultivating for more than 200 years...

Then Fa Hai said...

I can see at a glance that you are not human!

Dawei Tianlong, Daluo spells!
Then it was collected, suppressed here!

Could it be him?

Zhou Du looked at the bowl and sneered, "You deserve it!"

It is not good to cultivate anything, but to cultivate Buddha.

"Help, save me!"

The spider yelled, "I really never did any harm!"

"I once sat under the Buddha's seat and received the Buddha's shade. I really didn't harm anyone!"

"Please help me!"

Seeing Zhou Du in the bowl, the spider yelled frantically.

Zhou Du rolled his eyes and said, "I can let you go, but you have to agree to one condition!"

"You say it, you say it!"

The spider spirit said excitedly, "I can promise you any conditions, but I can't harm anyone!"

Zhou Du: "..."

This is a good monster!

Until now, I still don't want to hurt anyone.

Fahai, you don’t understand love!
Zhou Du turned the bowl upside down, and with a movement of strength, the restriction was broken!

The spider spirit fell to the ground and quickly changed into an old monk.

"Thank you senior!"

The spider spirit said excitedly.

"The deity said, there are conditions!"

Zhou Du smiled.

"You say!"

The spider spirit said respectfully.

Zhou Du smiled, "Don't practice Buddhism in the future, go to Taoism... There will be no Buddhas in this world!"

Spider spirit: "???"

What do you mean?
What does it mean that there will be no Buddhas in this world?

I practice Taoism?
Well, cultivating the Tao is also fine!

After all, Buddha is Tao!
"Yes!"

The spider spirit said respectfully, "I'm going to practice Taoism now, not Buddha!"

"Go!"

Zhou Du waved his hand.

The spider spirit bowed and quickly ran towards the distance.

Zhou Du looked into the distance.

Fahai!

In this day and age, it's hard to tell the difference between monsters and transvestites.

Fahai asked himself to do justice for the sky, suppressing monsters everywhere, and helping the world.

Later, he accidentally disturbed the two green and white snakes.

Keep the Buddha, let them open their minds, and then...

The white snake fell in love with Xu Xian, but the green snake didn't understand love.

But in the Kunlun Tianchi, he was messing around with Fahai...

Fahai he...

It's time to watch!
It's time to kiss.

Just didn't touch it!

It's still the last step!
In the end, the water flooded Jinshan!
Fahai finally enlightened and shattered his inner demons.

Zhou Du suddenly laughed.

Fahai, you don't understand love!

Or, the deity will help you?
quack quack!
In Kunlun Tianchi...

Hey!
Zhou Du's spiritual thoughts swept away.

Fahai……

Yoho, I found it!

This is the bamboo forest in the original plot.

It was here that Fa Hai's desire was activated, so that he was invaded into his body by the demon.

Because, there is a village girl who is giving birth there.

The key is……

Not an inch!

Fa Hai accidentally saw it.

When I went back to meditate, what flashed in my mind belonged to this woman...

Fruit ~~~~~ body!
Zhou Du took a step forward and disappeared without a trace.

Above the bamboo forest, there are two big snakes.

One white and one green!
The two green and white snakes emerged at this time, both of which were at least tens of meters in size.

They're up there, helping that village girl out of the rain!
At this time, Fa Hai had already arrived at this jungle!
"What a heavy demon!"

"Prajna Buddhas, Ksitigarbha Dharma Eyes, Prajna Pamakong!"

"Show!"

Fa Hai quickly formed a seal, and a ray of golden light shone between his eyebrows.

"It turned out to be two snake monsters, ready to die!"

Fa Hai sneered, "Dawei Tianlong, Vajra Flame, go!"

The sky suddenly became brightly lit.

A flame was shot out by him.

A look of panic appeared in the eyes of the two green and white snakes.

They are afraid!
but……

For some reason, they looked at the flames, but they didn't hide!

Fa Hai frowned slightly!

Why not hide?

Forget it, my own strength is too strong, these two monsters didn't react!
"Destroy!"

Suddenly, a voice came.

Fahai's flames suddenly dissipated.

Zhou Du appeared next to Fa Hai, and smiled lightly, "Monk, you don't understand love!"

Fahai:"???"

Where did the monster come from again?
I am a monk, what do I know about love? (end of this chapter)