Noisy, unscrupulous system

Everyone in Lingshan stared blankly at Zhen Yuanzi beating up Tathagata.

Then everyone looked at Zhou Du's avatar.

Zhou Du's avatar picked out his ears, "Look at a hammer?"

"Don't worry, don't worry, I won't kill you guys!"

"Look at Zhenyuan Zigan Tathagata first!"

Zhou Du clone smiled slightly.

Everyone in Lingshan nodded in unison.

very good!
As long as you don't do us, Buddha, you can do whatever you want!
Just ...

Monkey!
Even if you have the blessing of Taijitu and hold a Pangu banner, you can't kill Randeng and Maitreya.

Don't do it!
How about coming down obediently to watch a show?

Maitreya: "..."

Monkey, I'll give you some points.

I never fight back, I just run away!

Anyway, you can't kill me, and the Taoist master won't kill me either.

and so……

Let's play with you!

After the Buddha is dead, let's stop!
quack quack!
Buddha, you are finally about to die!

You, the living Buddha, are finally going to disappear!

I, the future Buddha, will finally ascend to the throne!

quack quack!
Immortal Zhenyuanzi, work harder, kill the Buddha quickly!

He is a traitor to your Taoism!
"Daoist!"

Guanyin stood in front of Zhou Du's avatar and said respectfully.

Zhou Du's avatar sighed and said, "Evil corpse, let me borrow your strength!"

"Anything, take it!"

The voice of the evil corpse sounded in the mind of Zhou Du's avatar.

Zhou Du's avatar turned to look at Guanyin, and said, "Cihang..."

"Speaking of which, after your reincarnation, you are quite beautiful!"

Zhou Du clone smiled slightly.

Guanyin: "..."

"I know, you don't really trust me, it's just because your spirit is in my hands!"

Zhou Du clone spoke indifferently.

"No, Taoist Lord, I sincerely trust you!"

"I'm yours now!"

"My body and my heart are all yours!"

Guanyin shouted hastily.

Zhou Du clone stretched out his hand and shook it.

click...

Guanyin: "..."

I'm cracked!
Guanyin's body collapsed.

Her primordial spirit floated out.

"Master, you can't!"

"You can't kill a donkey!"

"I'm your man..."

Guanyin Yuanshen shouted frantically, "No..."

boom!
Zhou Du's avatar turned around, and Guanyin's primordial spirit exploded into powder.

Everyone in Lingshan: "..."

Did you agree not to kill us?

Uh, by the way, Guanyin is not on our side!
Daoist, it's none of our business if you kill casually!

He looked at Tang Seng.

Tang Seng watched quietly, "It turns out that bodhisattvas are also afraid when facing death!"

"But, everything is empty!"

"I have no law, and I have no law without me!"

"Why are you afraid?"

Tang Seng sighed, "Oh, it turns out that they are just ordinary people!"

Tang Seng took off the brocade cassock and put on his own tattered cassock.

He pondered for a while, and threw the nine-ring tin staff aside.

But suddenly, he felt that something was missing in his hand.

"Taoist, can you give the poor monk a broken fan?"

Tang Seng said.

Zhou Du's avatar nodded, grabbed a broken cattail fan, and handed it to Tang Seng.

In the next second, Zhou Du's clone froze.

WTF?

How does this look look familiar?

Tattered cassocks, tattered cattail fans...

Except for this little appearance with a little delicate features, the others seem to be...

Daoji? ? ?

Isn't Daoji the reincarnation of subduing dragon?
By the way, what about the subduing dragon?

Zhou Du clone turned around and grabbed an Arhat!
Jianglong: "..."

Why are you arresting me?
"Subduing Dragon, are you reincarnated?"

Zhou Du's avatar grinned and giggled.

Jianglong: "..."

Can I say no?
Didn't you say not to kill us?
The Buddhas of Lingshan: "..."

Taoist, you are the infinite Taoist!
You can't talk without counting, how can you kill the subduing dragon?

"Go and seek your Buddha!"

"Your own Buddha, not the Buddha of Lingshan!"

Zhou Du clone slapped Jianglong to death.

Captured Jianglong's Yuanshen and threw it to Zhu Bajie.

"You put it away first, and when you're done, send it to the underworld and give him a reincarnation!"

Zhou Du clone said calmly.

Zhu Bajie nodded, "Uncle Zeng, I understand, I understand!"

"Don't worry, just reincarnate as a beast!"

Zhu Bajie laughed!
boom!
Zhou Du clone slapped it up.

Zhu Bajie spun [-] degrees on the spot and sat down on the ground with a plop.

"Uncle Zeng, why did you hit me?"

Zhu Bajie was about to cry.

"Who stepped on a horse and told you to give him a womb?"

Zhou Du's avatar snorted coldly, "Reincarnation of a normal person, understand?"

"If you lose Jigong, this Daoist will kill you by riding a horse!"

Zhou Du's avatar spoke sharply.

Although I hate Buddhism and Lingshan...

but……

Who doesn't like Ji Gong?
That is the real monk!
Everyone in Lingshan: "..."

Immeasurable Daoist was not killed, was he reincarnated?
Whoosh!

That's right, Master Wuliang perfectly kept his promise not to kill us!

"Taoist, farewell!"

Tang Seng smiled, "It's the poor monk's fault to have always regarded the Taoist master as a sub-personality!"

"Not really, I made you think so on purpose!"

Zhou Du clone smiled, pointed to his temple, "I gave you some, some of my memories!"

Tang Seng smiled, "Yes, a lot of memories!"

"Nine-year compulsory education!"

"Astronomy and geography..."

"Up and down 5000 years?"

"Say..."

"Taoist, Prince Chengqian, will you really rebel?"

Tang Seng asked with a smile.

Zhou Du clone rolled his eyes.

How can I know?
The Tang Dynasty here is not the Tang Dynasty in history.

Li Shimin here, who rides on a horse, will live to the 33rd year of Zhenguan!
Is there any reason for this?
So, whether Li Chengqian will rebel, how can I know?

Won't you go back and see it yourself?
"gone!"

Tang Seng smiled and turned around, "Buddha, I am the Buddha!"

Everyone: "???"

"Whether it's Buddha or Dao, it's all about seeking the Dao!"

"Buddha is a pursuit, a way to seek the way!"

"To be able to meet the Buddha today is considered a destiny!"

"Since the Buddha is dead, there is only faith left!"

"Buddha, I am Buddha!"

Tang Seng laughed loudly, turned around and walked towards the foot of Lingshan Mountain, "Namo Amitabha Buddha!"

Everyone: "???"

Zhou Du's clone: ​​Damn it!
Is Tang Seng enlightened?
What, Wufo?

Pooh!
It is clearly enlightenment!
What Tang Seng pursues is only the Buddha in his heart!
Not pleased, not to have compassion!
Tang Seng, I underestimated you!

Zhou Du clone smiled.

"So……"

Zhou Du's avatar stretched, "Evil corpse, stop playing, come out!"

A black air emerged and turned into a corpse.

He smiled at the corner of his mouth and looked at the Buddhas in Lingshan.

"Kill them, destroy Lingshan!"

"Since learning the scriptures is over, Lingshan should be prosperous!"

"but……"

"Prosperous!"

"What, the merit has not declined?"

"Is there any relationship between merit and prosperity?"

"no!"

"Go, kill them!"

Zhou Du's avatar screamed.

"No, Taoist, you can't!"

"You said not to kill us!"

All the Buddhas in Lingshan were anxious and shouted hastily.

"What I said is, I will not kill you with my own hands!"

Zhou Du clone smiled slightly.

"What is the relationship between Lao Tzu and Lao Tzu?"

"Lao Tzu, it's not Lao Tzu!"

Everyone: Fuck!

Are you digging for words? (end of this chapter)