Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 439 Thanos: I'm not dead yet, I think I can still save it...

Thanos looked at Zhou Du blankly.

What did you say
Same-sex relationships?

Aren't we going to discuss something about the universe?
"Why are there so many creatures in the universe?"

"Isn't it because of too many reproductions?"

"So, fundamentally suppress them!"

Zhou Du grinned.

"So, Thanos, change your mind!"

"As long as you snap your fingers..."

"Let the creatures born in the future, regardless of male or female, no, male or female..."

"Existing only for love, how good is it?"

Zhou Du gave a thumbs up, "Only one-fifth of the male and female creatures are needed, just for love."

"Then, the reproduction among the creatures of the universe will naturally be less..."

"As time goes by……"

"Isn't this population down?"

Zhou Du laughed.

Thanos: "..."

This... doesn't seem to be impossible.

"no!"

Iron Man roared, "What kind of bad idea did you come up with?"

I'm going to propose to Pepper.

what……

Let my offspring come out with a 20.00% chance just for love?
Go to Nima!
Can you give me some good advice?

Zhou Du spread his hands, "That's all I have in mind, why don't you think about it?"

Iron Man and others: "..."

Yeah, any other ideas?

Thanos also pinched his chin and thought about it.

He frowned and glanced at General Deathblade and Proxima Proxima, "You think about it too, by the way, and your subordinates, let them think about it together!"

General Deathblade and Proxima Centauri: "..."

Fine!

Let's think together.

Everyone is thinking hard.

Zhou Du was smoking a cigarette in a chic manner.

Thanos: "You changed my mind, shouldn't you think of a good way?"

Zhou Du: "Unexpected!"

"Forget it, I'll just snap my fingers and kill half of the lives!"

Thanos said calmly.

Zhou Du: "Can we stop falling into the Malthusian trap?"

Thanos: "Horse...horse what?"

Zhou Du: "Malthus didn't know whether this world existed or not. He believed that the population increases geometrically while the living resources can only increase arithmetically. Therefore, when the population increases to a certain level, it will inevitably lead to famine, war and war. disease."

Thanos' eyes lit up, "My bosom friend!"

Zhou Du: "Get out!"

Thanos: "Really, destroy half of life!"

Zhou Du: "Hehe, when the universe was only half alive...were they doing well?"

Thanos: "..."

I'll take a peek with the Time Stone first.

Damn, it doesn't seem very good!
Is there really a problem with my idea?
"I figured it out!"

Suddenly, Captain Steve spoke.

Everyone looked at him in unison.

"We can take it slowly and sustainably!"

Steve said, "There can be only one child between husband and wife."

Zhou Du: "Fuck off, the truth comes from practice, this method is not good!"

Steve: "Then add a limit. If the population is small, then have more children!"

Zhou Du rolled his eyes, "Hehe, idiot!"

Steve: "???"

Zhou Du: Hehe, give birth to a hammer!
If it is changed to a large scale in the universe, few people will be willing to do so.

After all, we are miserable!
So, the plan doesn't go through.

Thanos suddenly raised his hand and snapped his fingers!
boom!
An invisible wave flickered.

An inexplicable force acts on the entire universe.

With a puff, Thanos spat out a mouthful of blood.

Half of his body has been burned.

Everyone: Damn, what did you do?

Everyone stared blankly at Thanos.

Zhou Du: "???"

In the original plot of Thanos, he snapped his fingers. Although he was injured, it wasn't that heavy, right?

The Hulk actually burned half of his body.

"what have you done?"

Zhou Du asked.

Thanos exhaled, "I put a limit on the universe."

Everyone looked at him.

"Each couple can only have two children!"

"At that time, including those who died young and those who were not supported..."

"So, the creatures in the universe will still decline year by year."

"You say that only one child is not enough, then only two children will be born!"

Thanos said, "After discussing for a long time, there is no result, so I can only choose this way!"

Everyone: "..."

Is there any difference between one and two?

"And..." Thanos raised his hand and said, "After all, it's resources!"

"I can turn infinite gems into infinite resources!"

Thanos smiled, then snapped his fingers.

Everyone: "..."

Yes, the Infinity Stones originally came from the universe and represented the universe.

Infinite gems are infinite energy, which can be turned into infinite resources...

boom!
In the universe, another invisible rule flickered!
At this moment, a violent force suddenly emerged and suppressed it!

With a bang, the Infinity Gauntlet was shattered, and the Infinity Gem was also shattered.

Thanos spit out a big mouthful of blood again, then lay on the ground, motionless.

Everyone: "..."

Damn, the backlash from snapping your fingers is so big?
Zhou Du's spiritual thoughts swept away, "Ah, the bone is broken, and the rest is a pile of rotten meat."

"Thanos is gone!"

Zhou Du shook his head.

Everyone: "..."

"salute!"

Iron Man yelled.

Everyone raised their hands.

At this moment, they were full of respect for Thanos.

In order to realize his dream, Thanos actually did this.

Even if it is to sacrifice his life, he will not hesitate!
Zhou Du sighed.

understood……

Destruction is far easier than creation.

Therefore, in the original plot, half of the lives were destroyed, and Thanos easily resisted.

But add rules to the universe, and turn infinite gems into infinite resources...

Thanos can't bear it!
"Thanos, go all the way!"

Zhou Du sighed with emotion.

My task is thus accomplished.

Thanos, you go!
Thanos: "..."

I think I can still salvage it.

Although I have become a mess, my vitality is very tenacious.

I'm not dead yet!

I'm not dead yet!

General Deathblade and Proxima Centauri knelt on the ground.

Tears kept flowing.

Zhou Du sighed, "Thanos, for your ideals, you created an army and took in a few men."

"In order to give you a face..."

Zhou Du stretched out his hand, and shook it behind him.

boom!
Thanos' spaceship blows up.

His subordinates were turned into ashes.

Thanos: "..."

Proxima Centauri and General Deathblade have just raised their heads...

Zhou Du slapped the two of them to death.

"Thanos, it doesn't matter if you die, I'll send all your men there, you'll be underground, let's make another territory!"

Zhou Du waved his hand.

Thanos: "..."

Depend on!
Why are you killing my men?

Even if you want to kill me, you should take a look at me!

Hey, hey, don't go!
Anyway, come over and see me alone!

I think I can still save it.

I'm not dead yet!
(End of this chapter)