Noisy, unscrupulous system
Chapter 43 I have a lot of experience in curing diseases, that is... drink more hot water!
Chapter 43 I have a lot of experience in curing diseases, that is... drink more hot water!
"System, what about the development of the plot?"
Zhou Du asked.
"Ding, Daoist One Eyebrow, Mr. Zombie, Supreme Zombie!"
"Uncle Jiu is very busy!"
"After he's done with the plantain essence and the vampire, he has to go to Mr. Zombie's business, and then to the Zombie Supreme!"
The system responded.
Zhou Du: "..."
Knowing that Uncle Jiu is very busy, do you still integrate the world to make Uncle Jiu even busier?
Zhou Du shook his head, changed Yimei Daochang to Uncle Jiu, and changed Ahao and Afang to Qiusheng and Wencai.
It all went on perfectly.
In front of the house, there was an honest farmer, a wretched four-eyed boy, and three men in uniform with holsters on their shoulders.
This is the security team.
The farmer said, "Captain Awei, my brother and I are guarding the plantain forest here. Today I will replace him, but after waiting for more than two hours, he still hasn't shown up!"
Zhou Du strolled out, a little stunned.
System, there are a lot of plot changes.
The security captain in the original plot is not Awei, right?
His cousin is not Ren Tingting, but Wu Junru!
You changed the plot.
Forget it, just pretend that those people did not appear in the original plot!
It seems that the farmer hasn't gone to look for Uncle Jiu yet, otherwise it would be the story of Uncle Jiu fighting the Plantain Essence.
I remember that in the original plot, Uncle Jiu said that to lure out the plantain essence, you need a boy's body!
You are nobody but teachers!
As a result, Qiusheng came out.
In other words, Qiusheng is also quite awesome.
Not only has he been an undead knight, but he has also been a grass and tree hero in this movie.
"Who are you?"
Seeing Zhou Du suddenly, Captain Awei asked coldly.
In the Mr. Zombie series, the injured one is always Captain Awei.
Speaking of which, this guy doesn't seem like a good person!
On the surface, it seems that she is lustful and timid, bullying others, but...
Awei is actually more disciplined, and he didn't do anything bad to Ren Tingting from the beginning to the end.
Moreover, knowing that there were zombies, he did not use his position to get away.
Cough cough, it might be because my legs are weak and I can't run.
Awei tortured Uncle Jiu to extract a confession, and even used pigskin on a horse...
He will be afraid, timid, and bully, but he also has a bottom line...
It's just that it's a little small by the protagonist.
In a word, this is a villain with a little conscience.
"The old road passed here and found that there are evildoers here."
Zhou Du said gently, "So let's see if we can kill demons."
Captain Awei: "..."
Old man, don't think that you can fool people just because you look like a Taoist priest.
You are superstitious, did you make superstition?
Zhou Du pushed open the wooden door, and Captain Awei shouted, "What are you doing? Are you trying to destroy the crime scene?"
"Um, is your brother really missing?"
Seeing the decorations in the door, Awei asked the farmer in a daze, "Could it be that he got married and then ran away?"
In the room, there are several red ropes extending all the way to the banana tree, and there are many red candles.
"Look, this is a dragon and phoenix candle!"
"Nine times out of ten, your younger brother disliked the tiring work of guarding the plantain grove after he got married, and then ran away!"
Captain Awei directly determined the nature of the case.
Ah Wei is proud, he is worthy of being the captain, he discovered the truth so keenly!
Still evil, I bah!
Old Taoist priest, you are superstitious!
"It's true to pray to the heavens and the earth, but it's not necessarily to pray to the heavens and the earth with others!"
Zhou Du said.
"Hehe, could it be that the fairy in the sky came down to earth and fell in love with him?" Awei said with a smile.
"You think too much."
Zhou Du stepped forward, pushed aside the banana leaves behind the red string, and a young man fell down!
"younger brother!"
The farmer hurried forward and shouted in horror, "Don't scare brother!"
The man was wrapped in a red cloth, with banana leaves stuck in his ears, foaming at the mouth.
Zhou Du sniffed the man's breath with his hand, um, he's still alive.
"Your brother and the monster have merged!"
"This is Mi Qingjin... almost died!"
Zhou Du smiled.
"Then can my brother be saved?"
asked the farmer hastily.
Zhou Du grinned, I still know about healing.
For example, if you have a cold, drink plenty of water.
Sunny, drink plenty of water.
Dysmenorrhea, drink more boiled water.
If boiling water doesn't work, then I'm sorry, it can't be saved, just wait for death.
Zhou Du stretched out his hand and pressed a finger on the young man's body, and the aura in his body was lost.
Tai Chi Xuan Qing Dao, yin and yang coexist.
This guy's yang energy has been sucked clean, so just input a little yang attribute aura.
But Zhou Du felt that... he should be infected with Omicron, and after the yang, he reckoned that the yang energy would be replenished.
"Carry it back, take a good rest for two or three days, and you'll be fine."
Zhou Du said.
"Thank you, Daoist!"
The farmer hastily bowed and saluted, and then galloped all the way with his disciples on his shoulders, with vigorous steps.
"monster?"
Captain Awei said disdainfully, "His brother has been found, the case is solved, I should go back too!"
"Old Taoist, do you have a place to live?"
"If not, you can go to Yizhuang in the town to find Uncle Jiu, and make do with him for the night."
Awei yelled at Zhou Du.
Although he didn't believe in these things and thought they were superstitions, he had heard of Uncle Jiu's name.
After all, in these ten miles and eight villages, if something happened, the people would all go to Uncle Jiu.
"I have to kill this plantain essence first."
Zhou Du smiled.
"Plantain essence?" Captain Awei laughed, "Can a banana tree become a essence?"
"I'd like to see what kind of mystery you, an old Taoist priest, are playing up."
Captain Awei smiled, "Actually, if the banana tree really becomes a spirit, just burn the banana forest with a torch."
"Set fire to the mountain and sit in jail!"
Zhou Du complained.
Today's people don't have this kind of thinking, and it's normal to say such things.
"Not a virgin, let's go!"
Zhou Du spoke indifferently.
"What happened to the child?"
Ava asked in surprise.
"The boy's body is full of yang energy and can ward off evil spirits!"
"in addition……"
Zhou Du said.
The three security guards turned and ran.
The captain doesn't believe in evil, but we have to believe it!
After all, how famous Uncle Jiu has been over the years!
Awei: "..."
You just threw me away, your captain?
When you go back, you must wear small shoes for you.
However, boy body to ward off evil spirits?
Hey!
Awei shook his head. Fortunately, in the women's branch back then, the belt was tightened.
I guard myself like a jade for my cousin!
"In addition, Banana Essence likes a child's body, full of yang energy, and it's refreshing to suck!"
Zhou Du said with a smile.
Awei twitched, "Old Taoist, farewell!"
Awei turned around and was about to leave.
"Don't you not believe it?" Zhou Du said speechlessly.
"It's better to believe what you have than to believe what you don't have!"
Captain Awei looked serious.
mainly……
There were so many people just now, I am not afraid!
Now it's just you and me left, you're so ignorant, if you talk about monsters, I'm afraid!
Zhou Du rolled his eyes.
Captain Awei, I think you are mentally ill.
Even worse than Shi Zhixuan's mental illness.
(End of this chapter)
"System, what about the development of the plot?"
Zhou Du asked.
"Ding, Daoist One Eyebrow, Mr. Zombie, Supreme Zombie!"
"Uncle Jiu is very busy!"
"After he's done with the plantain essence and the vampire, he has to go to Mr. Zombie's business, and then to the Zombie Supreme!"
The system responded.
Zhou Du: "..."
Knowing that Uncle Jiu is very busy, do you still integrate the world to make Uncle Jiu even busier?
Zhou Du shook his head, changed Yimei Daochang to Uncle Jiu, and changed Ahao and Afang to Qiusheng and Wencai.
It all went on perfectly.
In front of the house, there was an honest farmer, a wretched four-eyed boy, and three men in uniform with holsters on their shoulders.
This is the security team.
The farmer said, "Captain Awei, my brother and I are guarding the plantain forest here. Today I will replace him, but after waiting for more than two hours, he still hasn't shown up!"
Zhou Du strolled out, a little stunned.
System, there are a lot of plot changes.
The security captain in the original plot is not Awei, right?
His cousin is not Ren Tingting, but Wu Junru!
You changed the plot.
Forget it, just pretend that those people did not appear in the original plot!
It seems that the farmer hasn't gone to look for Uncle Jiu yet, otherwise it would be the story of Uncle Jiu fighting the Plantain Essence.
I remember that in the original plot, Uncle Jiu said that to lure out the plantain essence, you need a boy's body!
You are nobody but teachers!
As a result, Qiusheng came out.
In other words, Qiusheng is also quite awesome.
Not only has he been an undead knight, but he has also been a grass and tree hero in this movie.
"Who are you?"
Seeing Zhou Du suddenly, Captain Awei asked coldly.
In the Mr. Zombie series, the injured one is always Captain Awei.
Speaking of which, this guy doesn't seem like a good person!
On the surface, it seems that she is lustful and timid, bullying others, but...
Awei is actually more disciplined, and he didn't do anything bad to Ren Tingting from the beginning to the end.
Moreover, knowing that there were zombies, he did not use his position to get away.
Cough cough, it might be because my legs are weak and I can't run.
Awei tortured Uncle Jiu to extract a confession, and even used pigskin on a horse...
He will be afraid, timid, and bully, but he also has a bottom line...
It's just that it's a little small by the protagonist.
In a word, this is a villain with a little conscience.
"The old road passed here and found that there are evildoers here."
Zhou Du said gently, "So let's see if we can kill demons."
Captain Awei: "..."
Old man, don't think that you can fool people just because you look like a Taoist priest.
You are superstitious, did you make superstition?
Zhou Du pushed open the wooden door, and Captain Awei shouted, "What are you doing? Are you trying to destroy the crime scene?"
"Um, is your brother really missing?"
Seeing the decorations in the door, Awei asked the farmer in a daze, "Could it be that he got married and then ran away?"
In the room, there are several red ropes extending all the way to the banana tree, and there are many red candles.
"Look, this is a dragon and phoenix candle!"
"Nine times out of ten, your younger brother disliked the tiring work of guarding the plantain grove after he got married, and then ran away!"
Captain Awei directly determined the nature of the case.
Ah Wei is proud, he is worthy of being the captain, he discovered the truth so keenly!
Still evil, I bah!
Old Taoist priest, you are superstitious!
"It's true to pray to the heavens and the earth, but it's not necessarily to pray to the heavens and the earth with others!"
Zhou Du said.
"Hehe, could it be that the fairy in the sky came down to earth and fell in love with him?" Awei said with a smile.
"You think too much."
Zhou Du stepped forward, pushed aside the banana leaves behind the red string, and a young man fell down!
"younger brother!"
The farmer hurried forward and shouted in horror, "Don't scare brother!"
The man was wrapped in a red cloth, with banana leaves stuck in his ears, foaming at the mouth.
Zhou Du sniffed the man's breath with his hand, um, he's still alive.
"Your brother and the monster have merged!"
"This is Mi Qingjin... almost died!"
Zhou Du smiled.
"Then can my brother be saved?"
asked the farmer hastily.
Zhou Du grinned, I still know about healing.
For example, if you have a cold, drink plenty of water.
Sunny, drink plenty of water.
Dysmenorrhea, drink more boiled water.
If boiling water doesn't work, then I'm sorry, it can't be saved, just wait for death.
Zhou Du stretched out his hand and pressed a finger on the young man's body, and the aura in his body was lost.
Tai Chi Xuan Qing Dao, yin and yang coexist.
This guy's yang energy has been sucked clean, so just input a little yang attribute aura.
But Zhou Du felt that... he should be infected with Omicron, and after the yang, he reckoned that the yang energy would be replenished.
"Carry it back, take a good rest for two or three days, and you'll be fine."
Zhou Du said.
"Thank you, Daoist!"
The farmer hastily bowed and saluted, and then galloped all the way with his disciples on his shoulders, with vigorous steps.
"monster?"
Captain Awei said disdainfully, "His brother has been found, the case is solved, I should go back too!"
"Old Taoist, do you have a place to live?"
"If not, you can go to Yizhuang in the town to find Uncle Jiu, and make do with him for the night."
Awei yelled at Zhou Du.
Although he didn't believe in these things and thought they were superstitions, he had heard of Uncle Jiu's name.
After all, in these ten miles and eight villages, if something happened, the people would all go to Uncle Jiu.
"I have to kill this plantain essence first."
Zhou Du smiled.
"Plantain essence?" Captain Awei laughed, "Can a banana tree become a essence?"
"I'd like to see what kind of mystery you, an old Taoist priest, are playing up."
Captain Awei smiled, "Actually, if the banana tree really becomes a spirit, just burn the banana forest with a torch."
"Set fire to the mountain and sit in jail!"
Zhou Du complained.
Today's people don't have this kind of thinking, and it's normal to say such things.
"Not a virgin, let's go!"
Zhou Du spoke indifferently.
"What happened to the child?"
Ava asked in surprise.
"The boy's body is full of yang energy and can ward off evil spirits!"
"in addition……"
Zhou Du said.
The three security guards turned and ran.
The captain doesn't believe in evil, but we have to believe it!
After all, how famous Uncle Jiu has been over the years!
Awei: "..."
You just threw me away, your captain?
When you go back, you must wear small shoes for you.
However, boy body to ward off evil spirits?
Hey!
Awei shook his head. Fortunately, in the women's branch back then, the belt was tightened.
I guard myself like a jade for my cousin!
"In addition, Banana Essence likes a child's body, full of yang energy, and it's refreshing to suck!"
Zhou Du said with a smile.
Awei twitched, "Old Taoist, farewell!"
Awei turned around and was about to leave.
"Don't you not believe it?" Zhou Du said speechlessly.
"It's better to believe what you have than to believe what you don't have!"
Captain Awei looked serious.
mainly……
There were so many people just now, I am not afraid!
Now it's just you and me left, you're so ignorant, if you talk about monsters, I'm afraid!
Zhou Du rolled his eyes.
Captain Awei, I think you are mentally ill.
Even worse than Shi Zhixuan's mental illness.
(End of this chapter)
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