Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 418 Tang Seng: Poor Monk has no anger...so, you just eat Drifting Monk nine times!
At this time, Zhou Du's avatar and others came to a big river.

"Eight hundred miles of Liusha River, goose feathers can't float!"

Zhou Du clone smiled slightly.

"Hey, Tang Seng, let me avenge you!"

Zhou Du clone communicated with Tang Seng.

Tang Seng: "What kind of revenge? How can monks have any hatred!"

"Amitabha!"

Tang Seng said solemnly, "Hate is empty."

"Stop talking about these Buddhist principles!"

Zhou Du's avatar said gently, "This is your tenth reincarnation. You have gone to Lingshan to learn scriptures for the first nine times, and you have come here..."

"You were eaten nine times by this underwater monster!"

Zhou Du clone said calmly.

Tang Seng: "..."

I was eaten nine times?

I……

I also learned the scriptures for the first nine times?

I'm riding a horse to get a lesson, is it so difficult?

eat me nine times...

"Amitabha!"

Tang Seng said solemnly, "Monks don't have hatred! So...the sub-personality, you just need to eat him nine times!"

Zhou Du clone: ​​"..."

Look, this is the eminent monk.

He has no hatred, so let the secondary personality eat Drifting.

People are still not stained with blood!

"Master, where is the salted fish?"

Sun Wukong asked.

"Nonsense, of course the salted fish is in the river!"

Zhou Du's avatar pointed to Liushahe, and said, "Catch that guy inside!"

"Salted fish in the river?"

Sun Wukong scratched his head.

Shouldn't salted fish be hung up to dry?

"The salted fish in there is the Rolling Curtain General!"

Zhou Du clone said again.

Zhu Bajie was taken aback, "Rolling blind? That's an honest man!"

Zhou Du clone rolled his eyes, "Hurry up and catch it, I eat fish today!"

Monkey King and Zhu Bajie: "..."

All right, eat as you go!
but……

The two looked at each other, feeling a little strange.

Because they felt that there was an indescribable anger in Zhou Du's avatar.

"Hey, Tang Seng, didn't you say that there is no overnight revenge?"

"Why are you still angry?"

Zhou Du clone communicated with Tang Seng and asked.

Tang Seng: "..."

You try to be eaten nine times!

Is the poor monk angry?
No!

"The poor monk is comprehending the Dharma of the Angry-eyed Vajra!"

Tang Seng said solemnly.

Zhou Du clone: ​​"..."

Look, this is a man of culture!
Getting angry is called comprehending the dharma of the angry-eyed King Kong!
"Uncle Zeng, my old pig will go down now!"

Zhu Bajie said.

"Idiot, no need!"

Sun Wukong smiled slightly.

"Don't you like going into the water?"

Zhu Bajie asked in surprise, "You want to go down?"

"What are you going to do?"

Sun Wukong flipped his hands over and took out a Taiji diagram, "Things given by the Sanqing sages must come in handy!"

Pig Bajie: "..."

Damn, forgot!
Taiji diagram, Fengshuihuo fixed place!
Monkey King stretched out his hand and pointed, and the Tai Chi Tu flew out!
The Quicksand River stagnated suddenly, and then the river water parted, exposing the river bed.

Then a big man with red hair appeared.

Sha Wujing: "???"

He looked at the sky in bewilderment.

What's wrong?
Why is there no water all of a sudden?
Is it a severe drought that never happens in ten thousand years?

Or the last Golden Crow, did Lu Ya come over to take a bath?

Wait, that thing looks familiar.

That seems to be...

Tai Chi diagram?
Sha Wujing's eyes widened.

I am a small shrimp, hiding in the quicksand river.

Why did the Taiji diagram of the Taiqing sage come out?
Sun Wukong grinned, and a ray of light burst out from the Taiji diagram.

Sha Wujing didn't react at all, and was directly swept out by this ray of light, falling in front of everyone!

"who are you?"

Sha Wujing turned pale in astonishment, "Monkey, how come you have the Taiji diagram of the Taiqing sage?"

"Oh, you're quite knowledgeable!"

Sun Wukong smiled and put away the Taiji diagram.

"The poor monk Tang Sanzang was ordered to go to the Tathagata of the Western Paradise to obtain the scriptures!"

Zhou Du clone said gently.

Sha Wujing: "???"

Ask for the truth...

I rely on, is this a person who learns from the scriptures?

Just ...

Why does Mao feel that this pilgrim is vaguely familiar?
Sha Wujing's eyes lit up.

With a plop, Sha Wujing knelt down!

"Master!"

"The disciple was enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva, waiting for the master here, so that he can escort the master to the west to learn scriptures!"

Sha Wujing shouted.

We are honest people.

We are undercover!
As a qualified undercover agent, as the confidant of the Jade Emperor, we must immediately kneel down.

After all, for the time being, the merits of going west will be shared.

Along the way, watch less, talk less, do less, and eat less.

Sha Wujing is extremely respectful!

"Wukong, kill him!"

Zhou Du clone smiled slightly.

"Okay!"

Monkey King took out the golden cudgel and smashed it down!

boom!
Sha Wujing, die!

Sha Wujing: "???"

His physical body turned into a prototype, and it was indeed a pond fish spirit.

Tang catfish is called beard catfish for short!

Eight beards, four up and down.

The body color is yellow-black, the wild growth is slow, the nutritional value is high, and the taste is excellent.

Later, it was bred because it was so delicious.

Sha Wujing's primordial spirit: "????"

WTF?

I just showed my loyalty, why was I beaten to death?

"Master, why did you beat the disciple to death?"

Sha Wujing Yuanshen asked.

"resurrection!"

Zhou Du took out the elixir and stuffed it into Tang Yujing's mouth.

Sha Wujing came back to life with a dazed face.

what's the situation?
Kill me and resurrect me?

Do you think you have too many pills?

"Wukong, kill him!"

Zhou Du clone said again.

"Okay!"

Sun Wukong smashed it down with a stick!

Sha Wujing, die!

Sha Wujing: "????"

What are you doing?

Zhu Bajie looked dull.

Uncle Zeng, you beat him to death and refused to eat, but you just came back to life, and you beat him to death after you were resurrected...

Don't practice the elixir of master uncle!

"resurrection!"

"Wukong, kill him!"

"resurrection!"

"Wukong, kill him!"

Zhou Du clone spoke gently.

Although Sun Wukong doesn't quite understand, but...

What Zhou Du's avatar said and what he did.

crackling...

In the bewildered eyes of Sha Wujing's little white dragon and Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing was beaten to death!

His primordial spirit floated out, fell down, floated up, and fell down again!

Zhu Bajie and Xiao Bailong: "..."

What about playing and making trouble?

Sha Wujing was numb.

At the beginning, he also called out two words of Master.

but then……

He didn't say a word.

Sha Wujing's primordial spirit was completely flat.

If you want to fight, you can fight, if you want to kill, you can kill.

Anyway, if I die, I will resurrect, and if I live, I will die again!
Zhou Du clone smiled happily.

When watching Journey to the West, I like Monkey King the most and hate Zhu Bajie the most.

The one I want to bully the most... Sha Wujing!

The person I want to beat the most is Tang Seng!

Now, Tang Seng's soul is pushed aside by himself.

If you say you want to avenge Tang Seng, you must help Tang Seng get revenge.

Tang Seng said that it is enough to let him eat him nine times...

Where can I go!
That's revenge for you, and I'm not you.

Therefore, killing him nine times is considered revenge for you.

How many times I eat later has nothing to do with you.

You continue to comprehend your anger-eyed Vajra Dharma!
Sha Wujing was resurrected again.

He closed his eyes, waiting for the next stick.

But after waiting for a while, the stick did not fall.

"Master, won't you beat me to death?"

Sha Wujing asked cautiously.

Zhou Du's avatar smiled slightly, "I beat you to death for revenge!"

Sha Wujing: "What kind of revenge?"

Zhou Du clone: ​​"Don't you think I look familiar?"

Sha Wujing: "Well, it looks familiar!"

But where did you see it?

(End of this chapter)