Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 413 There are so many analyzes of Monkey King and Zhu Bajie... Finally, I am double-standard!

"That's right, he's a god!"

Zhou Du clone spoke indifferently.

"This monkey, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago!"

"The dragon I am riding is the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea!"

"As for the pig demon you mentioned..."

"He is the Canopy Marshal of the Heavenly Court!"

Zhou Du clone smiled slightly, "You still find someone to deal with him, who can you find?"

Master Gao: I'm damn it!
Who the hell would have thought that that pig demon is a god!

How did the gods grow into that virtue?

As for the monkey and dragon in front of me...

The dragon is the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea?
Monkey is Monkey King?
This is also a fairy?
Those who ride horses, do gods look like monsters?
"Master, it's better to leave!"

Master Gao cupped his hands, "Thank you, master! I will go to welcome my son-in-law back!"

Master Gao smiled slightly.

Son-in-law, you are a god, didn't you say earlier?

If I had known this, you and Cuilan would have consummated the marriage long ago!
Hey!
It's a fairy!
Give some elixir, not to mention immortality, it is also possible to extend the life span of several decades.

even……

If one person attains enlightenment and ascends to heaven, maybe he will take us flying!

"Recognize him now?" Zhou Du's avatar said calmly.

Master Gao chuckled, "Since he's a god, it's okay, he didn't say it earlier, and made us worry for nothing for a long time!"

Zhou Du clone sneered.

When he was a human being, let him be his son-in-law because he was useful?

When it's a monster, just yell, fight, and kill!

When it's fairy time...

Hug your thigh directly, treat it as a dog lick?
Master Gao, you are too shameless!

I have never seen such a brazen person!
"Ha ha!"

Zhou Du's avatar chuckled twice, "You still want a son-in-law?"

"monkey!"

Zhou Du clone let out a loud shout.

"Master, I am here!"

Sun Wukong stood still.

"Fuling Mountain, Yunzhan Cave. The pig inside is the son-in-law of Master Gao!"

"Go, beat me to death!"

Zhou Du clone chuckled, "Do you still want a son-in-law?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Why do you say that if you kill him, you will kill him?

After all, he is also a fairy!

Master Gao: "???"

Master, what are you doing?

That's my son-in-law, you want to kill him?
I asked you to help clean him up before, but you didn't help, but now you tell me that he is a god, and I recognize it.

You are going to kill him?
Monk, are you kidding me?
Little White Dragon: "..."

Brother Monkey, hurry up!

Pig demon!
Why don't you know?
Master wants to eat braised pork ribs!

"Master, what exactly are you going to do?"

Master Gao looked at Zhou Du's avatar, frowned and asked.

"It's nothing, I just simply don't like you!"

Zhou Du clone said gently, "Monkey, kill him!"

"Master..."

Monkey King scratched his head, "Anyway, he is also Marshal Canopy..."

"He's still the grandson of Taiqing Laozi!" Zhou Du's avatar said again, "It's okay, the sky is falling, I'll carry it and kill him!"

Sun Wukong: "???"

Depend on!
A disciple of a saint?
Master, can you bear it?

I'll go, I'll go, I'll kill him!
Monkey King flew away in a tumble!

Mr. Gao was trembling with anger.

Bald donkey, you are playing with me!

Zhou Du clone lay on the little white dragon, looking at the sky.

Although the pig is no longer steered, the taste is not good.

but……

This is a monster!

The one who refines his body with spiritual energy every day!
Therefore, the taste must be better than that of domestic pigs that have been hoarded.

Ok……

Braised pork, braised pork ribs!

More tenderloin, BBQ!
Eat a pig's trotter and eat a pig's liver.

There are also pig hearts and pig ears as a side dish!
Zhou Du clone smiled.

Zhou Du didn't regret beating Zhu Bajie to death.

Because Zhu Bajie is a cannibal.

In the original plot, Guanyin and Zhu Bajie had a dialogue.

Zhu Bajie said...

future!future!Ruoyi, you taught me how to drink the wind!
As the saying goes: "Follow the official law and starve to kill according to the Buddhist law." '

go too!go too!
It's better to catch a pedestrian and eat his mother fattyly!
No matter what two crimes, three crimes, thousands of crimes and ten thousand crimes!
This shows that Zhu Bajie cannibalizes people.

And Guanyin doesn't care about it.

Of course, you said Sun Wukong eats people...

Indeed, Monkey King and Tang Seng said...

When you are a monster in the Water Curtain Cave, if you want to eat human flesh, you will be like this: you may change into gold or silver, or become a villa, or become intoxicated, or become a woman.If someone falls in love with me so infatuatedly, I will lure him into the cave, steam or boil it as he likes;
But when it comes to the black-bone chicken country...

This is what Tang Seng said when he resurrected the king of Wuji Kingdom...

Zhu Bajie has been a bad breath since he was a child, hurting life, committing crimes and cannibalism.

And Sun Wukong practiced since he was a child, chewing pine and cypress, eating peaches and fruits for a living, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

So, let Monkey King give Zhu Bajie a sigh of relief.

This is inconsistent!
Therefore, it was Sun Wukong who was deceiving Tang Seng during the time of the Bone Demon.

He was just scaring Tang Seng, so that Tang Seng would not be fooled by the bone spirit!

Monkey King has never eaten people.

But he has many monster friends.

Therefore, I also know the process of monsters eating people.

therefore……

Zhou Du can forgive Sun Wukong, but he cannot forgive Zhu Bajie.

Zhou Du clone looked at the sky, thought a lot, and finally...

"I'm on a horse, I'm a double standard!"

"What's wrong?"

"Paralyzed, don't think about this issue!"

Zhou Du clone shook his head.

"Guanyin Temple..."

"Little White Dragon runs too fast..."

"Go straight over!"

"However, that's fine!"

Zhou Du clone smiled.

That black bear spirit has never hurt anyone for hundreds of years, so he can be considered a good monster.

It's good to go over!

Leave him alone!
Next... Let's play with the Yellow Wind Monster!

above the sky.

Sanqing hides in the dark.

"Brother, did you find out?"

Tongtian opened his mouth and said, "The body of the person who learns the scriptures..."

"Found!"

Lao Tzu Taiqing nodded, "It can be seen that Master Wuliang is going to play along the way!"

"He actually put a sliver of soul into the body of the sutra learner!"

Yuan Tianzun also spoke, "However, Tang Xuanzang's soul is still there."

"what?"

The three suddenly turned their heads at the same time and looked into the distance.

Guanyin?

"Infinite Heavenly Venerate!"

"I'll kill him on horseback!"

Yuan Tianzun rolled up his sleeves and was about to rush forward!

Master Tongtian and Laozi hastily pulled him back.

"Second brother (second younger brother) calm down, calm down!"

The two hurriedly shouted.

"Let go, you two let me go!"

Yuan Tianzun roared, "I'm going to kill that traitor!"

"Second brother, you can pull it down!"

Tong Tian said bluntly, "How many disciples have you escaped? Most of my disciples have been converted to the West!"

Yuan Tianzun: "..."

What you said makes sense!

How many times did I run?

I……

The deputy leader of my teaching, Ran Deng, dragged Cihang and the others to run away together!
Those who run on your horse are all disciples, disciples and grandchildren!

I passed it on!

There is also a vice-principal!
"You two go away!"

Yuan Tianzun screamed.

Tongtian and Laozi twitched.

Can you stop it?

Guanyin flew over, still muttering about Guanyin Temple and black bear spirit.

She flew all the way here.

then……

Guanyin: (((;OO;)))
Original Tianzun: (～￣▽￣)～

Guanyin: ▄██●
spare my life!

(End of this chapter)