Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 409 Dealing with dragons is the same as dealing with snakes, you must catch the snake first!
"Jin Chanzi, how can you call yourself Lao Tzu?"

Tathagata asked.

"Oh, Buddha, didn't I say that there is nothing in the first place, so where does the dust come from?"

Zhou Du's avatar shook his head, "I can call myself Lao Tzu, and you can too, after all, there is nothing in the first place!"

Tathagata: "..."

I suspect you are lying to me!
Tang Seng's soul fell into deep thought.

The body is a bodhi tree, but there is no bodhi tree?

The heart is a mirror stand, and the mirror is not a stand?
Don't make dust arouse, where does it arouse dust...

Tang Seng fell into deep thought.

He faintly felt that he seemed to have realized it!

"Buddha, do you want to eat?"

Zhou Du clone shook the tiger meat in his hand and asked.

Tathagata shook his head, "Don't eat!"

Jin Chanzi, I always suspected that you were fooling me.

"That's right, Buddha!"

"Look, I want to learn scriptures from the western heavens and save all sentient beings!"

"Now, you are here!"

"It's just right, give me the scriptures, and I'll take them back right away, Purdue the sentient beings of the Tang Dynasty!"

Zhou Du clone laughed.

Tathagata: "..."

Give you a hammer!

The way of heaven is predestined, it is 81 difficult to learn from the west!
If I give you now...

The way of heaven can beat me to death!
"Jin Chanzi, I came out in a hurry and didn't bring any scriptures!"

"Moreover, to learn the scriptures, you need to walk to Lingshan step by step!"

"Only in this way can you confirm your devotion to the Buddha's heart!"

Tathagata clasped his hands together and spoke solemnly.

"Fine!"

Zhou Du's avatar shrugged, "Buddha, please go ahead, walk slowly, don't send me off!"

Zhou Du clone sat down and continued to drink and eat meat with Monkey King!
Monkey King glanced at Tathagata, and didn't even care about it.

Tathagata sighed.

This monkey still has a problem with me!

Forget it...

As long as you can learn from the Western Paradise, you can do whatever you like!
However, the matter of you drinking and eating meat...

"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha kept it in his heart. If the world learns from me, it will be like entering the way of a demon!"

Zhou Du clone picked up the wine, took a sip, and laughed.

Tathagata: "..."

Do you know what's on my mind?
Why are you afraid that I will beat you?

Did you add two more sentences?
I……

Tathagata turns around and leaves!

I don't want to stay here any longer!
"drink!"

Sun Wukong raised his glass and said.

Zhou Du's avatar smiled slightly.

Drink to death!
Early the next morning, the two hit the road!
With the foot strength of the two of them, the speed is naturally whizzing!

soon...

Eagle Sorrow has arrived!
"hungry!"

Zhou Du's avatar looked at the turbulent Yingchou Stream and said.

"Okay, I'll go for alms!"

Sun Wukong nodded!
"Turn a fart!"

Zhou Du said calmly, "Let's eat dragon today!"

Sun Wukong: "???"

What do dragons eat?

"Where are the dragons?"

Sun Wukong asked, and then looked at Yingchoujian, "Just this broken ditch, is there a dragon in it?"

"Don't you know it just by looking at it?"

Zhou Du clone smiled.

Sun Wukong opened his golden eyes and looked at Yingchoujian.

What the hell!

There really are dragons!
Still a white dragon!
Tang Monk Soul: "..."

Journey to the West, Journey to the West!
Now a little bit is beginning to come true!

Sure enough, someone is planning behind!
Subpersonality, everything is entrusted to you.

I don't care about anything.

I just want to watch quietly all the way.

Watch you go to Lingshan!

"Catch me!"

Zhou Du clone smiled.

"No, Old Sun doesn't like to go into the water!"

Monkey King curled his lips, "I want to go to you, even Wuzhi Mountain can be blown away, you are better than me!"

"Forehead……"

Zhou Du's avatar said gently, "As a teacher, I am a man of destiny..."

"It's not easy to explode at will!"

"It needs to be done in an emergency!"

Zhou Du clone smiled.

"You exploded Wuzhishan, is it at a critical time?"

Sun Wukong was speechless.

"Yes!"

Zhou Du said, "Wukong, look, if you don't follow me to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures, this will refute the wish of Buddhism!"

"The key is that this is God's will!"

"If you don't go and go against the way of heaven, what about me?"

"What if I was punished by heaven with you?"

"So, is this a critical moment?"

Zhou Du clone said seriously.

Sun Wukong: "..."

"Old Sun still doesn't want to go into the water!"

Sun Wukong sighed.

"Why do you want to go into the water?"

Zhou Du's avatar smiled slightly, "Come on, just use the golden cudgel to fiddle with me!"

Sun Wukong nodded, jumped up, stretched out the golden cudgel, and started to stir!
Under the eagle's sorrow stream, the little white dragon is sleeping soundly.

Suddenly, the earth shook.

Xiao Bailong opened his eyes in bewilderment.

What the hell?

My Yingchoujian, is there an earthquake?

He looked up and got angry!

Damn monkey!
I sleep well, you dare to demolish my house?

The little white dragon screamed and rushed out!
"Monkey, the law of heaven and earth, let me down!"

Zhou Du clone said.

Monkey King originally wanted to go up with the golden cudgel, but suddenly he was taken aback and nodded.

He cast his spells, rushed up, grabbed the little white dragon by the tail, and smashed it down hard!

Zhou Du clone clicked his tongue twice.

Monkey!
The law is heaven and earth!
You used it once during the entire journey of learning scriptures.

In the end, it was still used to deal with your sworn brother!

Xiao Bailong panicked, he wanted to break free.

However, the monkey's hands are too steady.

crackling...

The little white dragon was thrown up and kept hitting the nearby mountain.

It's like dealing with a snake.

If you encounter a snake, don't panic!
Don't believe in the so-called "beating a snake to hit seven inches".

because……

You have no idea where the seven inches of the snake are!
You have to grab the snake's tail directly, then give it a jerk and a shake.

Because snakes are cartilage animals.

As soon as you shake yourself up, the snake's joints will be staggered.

That way, the snake will become limp.

Do you remember the way to deal with snakes?
The same is true for dealing with dragons...

Xiao Bailong lay limply on the ground, only feeling that all the bones in his body were broken.

Sun Wukong raised the golden cudgel and was about to kill the little white dragon.

"Monkey, stop!"

Zhou Du clone said, "This is a poor dragon!"

Sun Wukong paused, his body shrank, and he fell down.

"Poor dragon?"

"Master, do you know him?"

Sun Wukong asked.

Xiao Bailong was covered in cold sweat.

If this monk is slow by one tenth of a second, my head will be smashed!

"Master, please forgive me!"

Little Bailong cried and cried, "Forgive me, spare me!"

Zhou Du clone shook his head.

After experiencing the catastrophe of dragon and phoenix...

The dragons of later generations have no backbone at all.

If Zulong is resurrected...

It is estimated that he can be pissed off.

"Don't worry, I won't kill you!"

"I'm just a little hungry!"

"Also, I still lack a mount!"

Zhou Du clone said gently.

Little White Dragon: "????"

You are hungry, you lack a mount... none of my business!

"Come on, hold back."

"Monkey, cut up a piece of meat immediately!"

Zhou Du clone said.

Monkey King nodded hesitantly, and the golden cudgel turned into a machete...

puff...

At least one hundred catties of meat were cut off!
The little white dragon howled.

"Come here, Wukong, let's make barbecue!"

"Heavenly dragon meat, I haven't tasted it yet!"

Zhou Du clone said with a smile.

Little White Dragon: "..."

You eat my flesh in front of me?

woohoo~~~
Can anyone from my Dragon Clan come and bully me?
(End of this chapter)