Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 401 Tang Seng: I was born to know it, maybe I was born a saint, right, secondary personality!

Guanyin took a deep breath, took a step forward, came to Jiang Liuer's side, and began to look carefully.

In the end, she was sure that Jiang Liu'er hadn't done anything.

Guanyin breathed a sigh of relief.

After all, Buddhism is the most powerful.

Since nothing can be seen from the Buddhist method, it means that Jiang Liu'er is still Jiang Liu'er.

Guanyin was relieved.

It seems that it is the great power of the East who feels uncomfortable.

So, come and beat me up on purpose.

But how can you resist the destiny of Journey to the West?
Guanyin sneered, continued to look at Jiang Liuer, and arrived at Jinshan Temple.

It's all about to start.

Journey to the West!

I am Buddhist!
Time flies, unknowingly, more than 20 years have passed.

Datang Chang'an.

There is an ordinary hill outside the city, and there is a Taoist temple on the hill.

The Taoist temple is very dilapidated, but it is enough to shelter from the wind and rain.

In the hall, there are statues of Sanqing gods.

Sanqing only needs a clay body, why does Buddhism need a gold body?

Zhou Du sat in the Taoist temple with a book in his hand.

"Journey to the West: I Am Tathagata, Undercover Lingshan! "

Zhou Du laughed out of joy, "This Tathagata is enough to hang on."

"Actually working as an undercover agent in Western Lingshan!"

"Lingshan has become an undercover agent. He is being guided, and he must be mentioned. How do you solve this?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, Tang Seng has been taught to be a time traveler..."

"Acquired time traveler, really awesome!"

Zhou Du laughed out loud.

Sending a ray of distraction into Tang Seng's body by himself can be regarded as the same.

Zhou Du put down his book and looked into the distance.

Over the years, Jin Chanzi's true spirit has long been obliterated by himself.

Jiang Liuer also grew up.

It's just that in this life, he has his own memories and his own distractions in his body.

Jiang Liu'er is no longer the naked-eyed mortal Tang Monk in the original plot.

In other words, Tang Seng in the original plot is so brain-dead!
Think about it carefully, there is no village in front of you, and no shop in back.

Thousands of miles away, there is no one inhabited, and suddenly a person appears...

If you think about it with your toes, you all know that there is a problem.

But Tang Seng in the original plot stepped into the trap again and again.

So, is he an idiot?
"The plot has begun!"

Zhou Du looked into the distance.

Jinghe Dragon King, you died a terrible death!
In other words, why are you competing with a mortal?
If you think about it with your brain, you know that something is wrong with ordinary people!
How could a mortal know the imperial decree of the Jade Emperor in advance?
If you think about it with your toes, you will know that there is a problem, okay?

Jinghe Dragon King, you didn't think about it at all, just jumped into the pit like that?
Then, you went to seek revenge on Li Er?

What's the matter with Li Er?
Yes, you have been calculated.

But change the time and number of rain, this is your own choice, right?
Is Li Er wrong?
He just said, do your best, not that success is guaranteed.

Besides, everyone helped you hold Wei Zheng back.

Who knows that Wei Zheng clicked you in his sleep?

Said that Li Er speeded up Wei Zheng?

That's normal, okay?

Wei Zheng fell asleep and sweated.

Li Er saw it, this is not acceptable!

Wei Zheng is my mirror!
My mirror is sweating in sleep, I have to help fan it.

Come, come, come, the official historian will record it to see how kind I am to Wei Zheng.

Although Wei Zheng is a troll, I have always valued him so much.

Historian, you must remember it well.

But Li Er didn't know that his fan speeded up the sleeping Wei Zheng.

Wei Zheng hacked the Dragon King of Jinghe to death.

So, no matter how you say it, there is nothing wrong with Li Er.

To put it bluntly, the Dragon King of Jinghe is bullying the weak and fearing the strong.

You want revenge, you go to Wei Zheng on horseback!
You want revenge, you go to the Western Lingshan!
Zhou Du closed his eyes and communicated the distraction hidden in Jiang Liuer's body.

Chang'an City.

A young and handsome monk suddenly shook his body.

"Again?"

Tang Seng was numb, "Speaking of which, you second personality, can you stop grabbing my body at every turn?"

Zhou Du: "..."

I haven't paid attention to it in the past few years. Tang Seng, you really regard my distraction as a second personality?
Why, you are mentally ill, are you schizophrenic?
Zhou Du sneered and closed his eyes.

Just use distraction to play with Tang Seng!
"Tch, I am you, and you are me!"

Tang Seng made Zhou Du's voice.

"Come on, you can figure it out!"

Tang Seng said speechlessly, "Anyway, I can't control my body now!"

After having some memories of Zhou Du, and under the influence of Zhou Du's distraction...

Tang Seng is no longer who he was in the original plot!

"Then go!"

Zhou Du manipulated his body and stepped forward.

The imperial list is posted on the wall.

The content is very simple, that is, His Majesty Li Er was haunted by some evil spirits, looking for someone with great supernatural powers, and entered the palace to kill demons and demons.

Zhou Du...

Well, the person who manipulates Tang Seng's body is called Zhou Du.

"Look, Li Er is now being entangled by the Dragon King of Jinghe!"

Zhou Du smiled and said to Tang Seng.

Tang Seng: "..."

Feel free to read Journey to the West too!

But, are you sure this is Journey to the West?
and also……

Who the hell am I stepping on?
Why do I have these memories in my head?
Could it be that I was born knowing it?
Am I a born saint?
Zhou Du: "Hehe, get out!"

Tang Seng: "Damn!"

"Xuanzang, you have changed!"

"You are no longer that naive little monk!"

Zhou Du stepped forward with a smile and took off the imperial list.

"What nonsense is your second personality?"

"The poor monk will ask you, who is responsible for the poor monk becoming like this?"

Tang Seng was speechless.

"Ahem, it's my responsibility!"

Zhou Du smiled, "Okay, come on your way later, I'll come when it's critical!"

Tang Seng: "..."

I'm the main character, right?

I'd better go back and think about Journey to the West.

What is Journey to the West?

Why do I know Journey to the West?

Zhou Du stretched his waist and looked at the soldiers surrounding him.

Let's go, let's meet Li Er together.

As for the Jinghe Dragon King...

spare your life!
You are just a little dragon king, don't think of yourself as the Monkey King.

Even the Monkey King, isn't he still under the Five Fingers Mountain?

Speaking of monkeys...

It's been 500 years, it's not a big problem if you don't eat or drink, it's not a problem to eat iron, it's not a problem to drink copper juice.

But eating and drinking is fine, what about Lazar?

Don't you need to solve it?
and also……

You obviously have an arm that can move.

As long as you work hard...

The time of year 500...

You can also dig a big hole in the ground, right?
Can you escape Wuzhishan by digging a hole?
Zhou Du shook his head and followed the crowd to the palace.

His Majesty Li Er is known as Tian Khan.

Kill brother and imprison father!
The name of lust has been passed down to future generations.

Who does not know, who does not know?
in the hall.

Li Er looked extremely haggard.

He lost the domineering aura of the emperor, and his whole body was as if... being swung several times by twenty fierce Zhang Fei!
"Your Majesty, someone has revealed the imperial list!"

The eunuch on the side said respectfully.

Li Er immediately regained his spirits, "Please!"

Zhou Du walked in and cupped his hands at Li Eryi.

"I met Li Er, bah, Tang Taizong... I bah!"

"I've met His Majesty the Tang Emperor!"

Zhou Du cupped his hands.

Li Er's face twitched.

He tapped the table.

What did you shout just now?
Li Er? ?
Bastards!
How many years has no one dared to call me that?

Tang Taizong? ? ?
I ride a horse!
I haven't died yet, who gave me the temple name?

Someone, cut this monk down for me!
(End of this chapter)