Noisy, unscrupulous system
Chapter 312 Willow God: Are You an Immortal Emperor?Zhou Du: 1 and a half, quasi-immortal emperor!
Chapter 312 Willow God: Are You an Immortal Emperor?Zhou Du: Half, the quasi-immortal emperor!
"I am the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, and the path I take is different from Shi Hao's!"
Zhou Du said speechlessly.
Everyone: "..."
"Tianzun, please!"
The village head of Shicun said respectfully, "This junior will arrange a room for you!"
"Thank you!"
Zhou Du smiled.
So...
Zhou Du lived in this stone village...
Time began to pass.
"Tongzi, do you think this is a kind of moral training?"
Zhou Du laughed.
"Ding, you're called badass!"
The system said speechlessly.
"Tch, anyway, the final task is to kill Brother Di Gu."
"Whether I did it to death, or Shi Hao did it to death... Anyway, they all did it to death!"
"As long as I go up and strike a sword, it means that I have participated!"
Zhou Du smiled happily, "So, no problem!"
system:"……"
This bug is understood by you.
Forget it, forget it, you have the final say!
Anyway, Tongzi spoils you!
Time flies...
"Little Shitou, remember, this is the method of using the body as a seed!"
"The human body has wheel seas, Taoist palaces, four poles, dragon transformation, and the Great Secret Realm of Sendai!"
"You have to practice hard..."
"What the hell?"
"No, how can you give up the practice method in this world?"
"Little Stone, listen to my advice..."
"Let's practice the two methods together!"
"Lack of energy? Fart!"
"Remember, you are Huang! You are the deity's disciple!"
"Little Shitou, you are a genius, please remember!"
"Also, polish the foundation well, you must polish it well!"
"Cultivate to the peak of a realm, and then break through, that's called extreme way..."
"Little Shitou, you are a genius of the sky, you have to be in the extreme realm, and then break through two small realms..."
"What, can't you do it?"
"In the original plot, Emperor Huangtian described himself in this way!"
"Fart, you are Huangtian Emperor, remember for me, you are Huangtian Emperor, whoever says you are not, I will hack him to death!"
"Small stones, Ollie!"
Time flies, and several years have passed.
Shi Hao, who was fooled by Zhou Du, was taken aback for a while.
Shi Hao is now not only practicing the method of the current world, but also practicing the method of covering the sky.
After all, the method of shrouding the sky was originally passed on by Emperor Huangtian to future generations...
"Your practice is very strange!"
Three years later.
Zhou Du sat in front of a willow tree, a willow branch floated, and a voice sounded.
"God Liu, wake up!"
Zhou Du laughed, "I want to kill me!"
Liu Shen: "..."
You see me every day, think of a hammer!
"Thank you for instilling vitality in me all these years!"
Liu Shen's voice was very soft.
Zhou Du smiled, "It's okay, it's just 9000-year-old flat peaches, and I have a lot of them. Anyway, I don't eat them, so I have to keep long-haired ones!"
Liu Shen: "..."
Will Tiancaidibao grow hair?
I don't read much, so don't lie to me.
"God Liu, I've been struggling with a problem."
Zhou Du leaned on the willow stump, "When I saw the perfect world, I was always puzzled!"
"Later, I saw the Holy Ruins, and I realized..."
Zhou Du touched his lips, "Are you a woman?"
Description of the perfect world: He has a beautiful face and is exquisitely handsome. He looks like a woman, but he is wearing men's clothes, and he is also dressed as a man.
Description of Shengxu: What moves us is that the woman named Liushen did not seem to be weaker than you in the past. Given her time, she should be able to reach our height. She died for you without hesitation. The ancestral land of the plateau was stained with blood.
Therefore, God Liu is a woman!
Liu Shen: "..."
I am a woman, right?
It seems to be a woman, right?
In addition, what are Perfection and Shengxu?
What does it have to do with me being a woman?
"Well, are willows divided into men and women?"
Zhou Du asked curiously again.
Liu Shen: "..."
I really don't seem to know.
Are willow trees divided into male and female?
Why separate men and women?
Then I transformed into a form, why is it a woman?
wrong……
Willow trees appear to be monoecious?
Wait, it's crooked!
Can you stop worrying?
"Let's continue talking about your method!" Liu Shen said.
Zhou Du smiled, "My method is very special?"
"Yes!"
Liu Shen said, "It's different from the current law!"
"The disciple you accepted is born supreme."
"You should be well trained!"
Liu Shen said.
"Oh, help me teach!" Zhou Du smiled.
Liu Shen: "..."
Shall I help you teach your disciples?
what do you do
Plus, you're strong!
Although I am seriously injured now, I can still see that...
The power in your body faintly surpasses my peak.
Could it be that you are the legendary emperor?
Zhou Du smiled.
I really don't know how to teach.
So, I taught Shi Hao the Infinite Heavenly Art and the Dafa of Transforming Freedom.
One is his method of becoming emperor, and the other is the system he created with his body as a seed.
So, for Shi Hao, it's not a big problem!
The rest will depend on Liu Shen.
"Shen Liu, it's normal for you to help me teach him?"
"I wake you up with a flat peach, you owe me a favor!"
Zhou Du said confidently.
Liu Shen: "..."
Even if you don't help me, I can recover after a while.
Also, this is your disciple!
Master, you are too irresponsible, right?
"I think the method you passed on to him is very good!"
Liu Shen said, "He can just cultivate himself!"
Zhou Du smiled, "Anyway, just keep an eye on him for me..."
"With you, the Immortal King, there is no need for me, the Immortal Emperor!"
Zhou Du quacked with a smile, "After all, I'm awesome, I'm sure I'll be the last to strike!"
Liu Shen: "..."
Why, it seems that you are more powerful than me, right?
wait, you said...
Are you an immortal emperor?
Willow God's stump trembled, "Are you the Immortal Emperor?"
"Calculate in half!"
Zhou Du yawned.
Isn't the quasi-immortal emperor an immortal emperor?
Anyway, as long as you don't offend Brother Digu who is lying dead at the end of the sea, and the old man Mieshi...
I am invincible!
"Half?"
Liu Shen suddenly asked, "Do you know everything? Do you know what the source of darkness is?"
"I know!"
Zhou Du smiled and said, "It's because you know, that's why you have to train Shi Hao well!"
Willow God: "???"
"Perfection is the perfection of one person, and the sky is the sky of a group of people!"
"Shi Hao, he is destined to rule forever!"
"So, he must be trained!"
Zhou Du looked determined.
Liu Shen was a little stunned, "Can he arbitrarily judge the ages?"
"He can!" Zhou Du was very firm.
"Dark turmoil...the source of darkness..."
Liu Shen sighed, "Maybe..."
"According to the legend, before Immortal Ancient, in the era of the emperor's fall, there used to be emperors haunting them!"
"There is still a line of footprints left in the boundary sea."
"That's his trace!"
"However, even the emperor, walking on that road, will fall!"
There was a trace of loneliness in Liu Shen's tone.
"I even lost most of my memory!"
"I am also fighting against the dark turmoil."
"Unfortunately, there is no hope!"
Liu Shen was silent for a while, "You say you are half an immortal emperor, you should be more able to sense the horror at the other end of the sea!"
"Uh, that's the Footprint Emperor, not the Immortal Emperor!"
Zhou Du said, "It's just a quasi-immortal emperor!"
"Quasi Immortal Emperor?"
Liu Shen said in surprise, "Isn't he an Immortal Emperor? Wait, you said you are half an Immortal Emperor."
"Could it be..."
(End of this chapter)
"I am the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, and the path I take is different from Shi Hao's!"
Zhou Du said speechlessly.
Everyone: "..."
"Tianzun, please!"
The village head of Shicun said respectfully, "This junior will arrange a room for you!"
"Thank you!"
Zhou Du smiled.
So...
Zhou Du lived in this stone village...
Time began to pass.
"Tongzi, do you think this is a kind of moral training?"
Zhou Du laughed.
"Ding, you're called badass!"
The system said speechlessly.
"Tch, anyway, the final task is to kill Brother Di Gu."
"Whether I did it to death, or Shi Hao did it to death... Anyway, they all did it to death!"
"As long as I go up and strike a sword, it means that I have participated!"
Zhou Du smiled happily, "So, no problem!"
system:"……"
This bug is understood by you.
Forget it, forget it, you have the final say!
Anyway, Tongzi spoils you!
Time flies...
"Little Shitou, remember, this is the method of using the body as a seed!"
"The human body has wheel seas, Taoist palaces, four poles, dragon transformation, and the Great Secret Realm of Sendai!"
"You have to practice hard..."
"What the hell?"
"No, how can you give up the practice method in this world?"
"Little Stone, listen to my advice..."
"Let's practice the two methods together!"
"Lack of energy? Fart!"
"Remember, you are Huang! You are the deity's disciple!"
"Little Shitou, you are a genius, please remember!"
"Also, polish the foundation well, you must polish it well!"
"Cultivate to the peak of a realm, and then break through, that's called extreme way..."
"Little Shitou, you are a genius of the sky, you have to be in the extreme realm, and then break through two small realms..."
"What, can't you do it?"
"In the original plot, Emperor Huangtian described himself in this way!"
"Fart, you are Huangtian Emperor, remember for me, you are Huangtian Emperor, whoever says you are not, I will hack him to death!"
"Small stones, Ollie!"
Time flies, and several years have passed.
Shi Hao, who was fooled by Zhou Du, was taken aback for a while.
Shi Hao is now not only practicing the method of the current world, but also practicing the method of covering the sky.
After all, the method of shrouding the sky was originally passed on by Emperor Huangtian to future generations...
"Your practice is very strange!"
Three years later.
Zhou Du sat in front of a willow tree, a willow branch floated, and a voice sounded.
"God Liu, wake up!"
Zhou Du laughed, "I want to kill me!"
Liu Shen: "..."
You see me every day, think of a hammer!
"Thank you for instilling vitality in me all these years!"
Liu Shen's voice was very soft.
Zhou Du smiled, "It's okay, it's just 9000-year-old flat peaches, and I have a lot of them. Anyway, I don't eat them, so I have to keep long-haired ones!"
Liu Shen: "..."
Will Tiancaidibao grow hair?
I don't read much, so don't lie to me.
"God Liu, I've been struggling with a problem."
Zhou Du leaned on the willow stump, "When I saw the perfect world, I was always puzzled!"
"Later, I saw the Holy Ruins, and I realized..."
Zhou Du touched his lips, "Are you a woman?"
Description of the perfect world: He has a beautiful face and is exquisitely handsome. He looks like a woman, but he is wearing men's clothes, and he is also dressed as a man.
Description of Shengxu: What moves us is that the woman named Liushen did not seem to be weaker than you in the past. Given her time, she should be able to reach our height. She died for you without hesitation. The ancestral land of the plateau was stained with blood.
Therefore, God Liu is a woman!
Liu Shen: "..."
I am a woman, right?
It seems to be a woman, right?
In addition, what are Perfection and Shengxu?
What does it have to do with me being a woman?
"Well, are willows divided into men and women?"
Zhou Du asked curiously again.
Liu Shen: "..."
I really don't seem to know.
Are willow trees divided into male and female?
Why separate men and women?
Then I transformed into a form, why is it a woman?
wrong……
Willow trees appear to be monoecious?
Wait, it's crooked!
Can you stop worrying?
"Let's continue talking about your method!" Liu Shen said.
Zhou Du smiled, "My method is very special?"
"Yes!"
Liu Shen said, "It's different from the current law!"
"The disciple you accepted is born supreme."
"You should be well trained!"
Liu Shen said.
"Oh, help me teach!" Zhou Du smiled.
Liu Shen: "..."
Shall I help you teach your disciples?
what do you do
Plus, you're strong!
Although I am seriously injured now, I can still see that...
The power in your body faintly surpasses my peak.
Could it be that you are the legendary emperor?
Zhou Du smiled.
I really don't know how to teach.
So, I taught Shi Hao the Infinite Heavenly Art and the Dafa of Transforming Freedom.
One is his method of becoming emperor, and the other is the system he created with his body as a seed.
So, for Shi Hao, it's not a big problem!
The rest will depend on Liu Shen.
"Shen Liu, it's normal for you to help me teach him?"
"I wake you up with a flat peach, you owe me a favor!"
Zhou Du said confidently.
Liu Shen: "..."
Even if you don't help me, I can recover after a while.
Also, this is your disciple!
Master, you are too irresponsible, right?
"I think the method you passed on to him is very good!"
Liu Shen said, "He can just cultivate himself!"
Zhou Du smiled, "Anyway, just keep an eye on him for me..."
"With you, the Immortal King, there is no need for me, the Immortal Emperor!"
Zhou Du quacked with a smile, "After all, I'm awesome, I'm sure I'll be the last to strike!"
Liu Shen: "..."
Why, it seems that you are more powerful than me, right?
wait, you said...
Are you an immortal emperor?
Willow God's stump trembled, "Are you the Immortal Emperor?"
"Calculate in half!"
Zhou Du yawned.
Isn't the quasi-immortal emperor an immortal emperor?
Anyway, as long as you don't offend Brother Digu who is lying dead at the end of the sea, and the old man Mieshi...
I am invincible!
"Half?"
Liu Shen suddenly asked, "Do you know everything? Do you know what the source of darkness is?"
"I know!"
Zhou Du smiled and said, "It's because you know, that's why you have to train Shi Hao well!"
Willow God: "???"
"Perfection is the perfection of one person, and the sky is the sky of a group of people!"
"Shi Hao, he is destined to rule forever!"
"So, he must be trained!"
Zhou Du looked determined.
Liu Shen was a little stunned, "Can he arbitrarily judge the ages?"
"He can!" Zhou Du was very firm.
"Dark turmoil...the source of darkness..."
Liu Shen sighed, "Maybe..."
"According to the legend, before Immortal Ancient, in the era of the emperor's fall, there used to be emperors haunting them!"
"There is still a line of footprints left in the boundary sea."
"That's his trace!"
"However, even the emperor, walking on that road, will fall!"
There was a trace of loneliness in Liu Shen's tone.
"I even lost most of my memory!"
"I am also fighting against the dark turmoil."
"Unfortunately, there is no hope!"
Liu Shen was silent for a while, "You say you are half an immortal emperor, you should be more able to sense the horror at the other end of the sea!"
"Uh, that's the Footprint Emperor, not the Immortal Emperor!"
Zhou Du said, "It's just a quasi-immortal emperor!"
"Quasi Immortal Emperor?"
Liu Shen said in surprise, "Isn't he an Immortal Emperor? Wait, you said you are half an Immortal Emperor."
"Could it be..."
(End of this chapter)
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