Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 306 Sun Wukong Zhu Bajie Sha Wujing: We have caught Master, Wutian, do it!

Tang Seng was stunned.

Wutian is here, it's normal.

After all, the poor monk has escaped, so he will definitely arrest me.

but……

Why are Wukong Bajie and Wujing both here?
How did the three of you get along with Wutian?

Or, Wukong has fallen into the hands of Wutian?

Wutian took the opportunity to use Bajie and Drifting to threaten the poor monk?

"coming?"

Wutian opened his eyes and looked at Tang Seng quietly.

Tang Seng clasped his hands together, "Wutian, you..."

"Master!"

"Master!"

"Master!"

The three of Monkey King rushed up in a hurry.

Monkey King grabbed Tang Seng's two arms.

Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk hugged Tang Seng's thighs on one side.

Tang Seng: "???"

What are you three doing?
"Master!"

Sun Wukong chuckled, "You're going to be invincible!"

Tang Seng: "???"

"Master, surrender!"

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing also shouted.

Tang Seng trembled with anger.

I thought we hadn't seen each other for many years, and you came to express your thoughts.

As a result, you asked me to surrender?
I, Tang Seng, Zhan Tan Gongde Buddha!
How could it be possible to surrender without a fight?

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Tang Seng roared, "You want me to surrender, dreaming!"

"Well, I'm sorry!"

Sun Wukong smiled slightly.

"Oh my God, we caught Master!"

"Come on, plant the primordial spirit black lotus for Master!"

Sun Wukong shouted.

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing and the other three hugged Tang Seng tightly.

Tang Seng: I step on a horse...

You three treat me like this...

Wutian stepped forward step by step and looked at Tang Seng.

"Wutian, you bastard!"

Tang Seng roared, "You actually controlled my disciple, you..."

"My grandson asked you to surrender!"

Zhou Du lay on the sofa and said calmly, "No way."

"who are you?"

"Who is your grandson?"

"Why did he ask me to surrender?"

Tang Seng roared.

"His grandson is Tathagata!"

Wutian slapped Tang Seng's head with his palm, directly sealing Tang Seng's Yuanshen mana.

The three of Monkey King let go of their hands.

Master, we are doing this for your own good!
Otherwise, Wutian and Xingtian will go crazy, and the three of us won't be able to stop them.

We don't want to give you a funeral.

Tang Seng: "???"

"Nonsense, the Buddha does not have a grandfather!"

Tang Seng shouted loudly, "Poor monk, I would rather die than surrender!"

"The Tathagata is reincarnated, did you make it?"

Zhou Du said calmly.

Tang Seng twitched, "Are you the reincarnated grandfather of the Buddha?"

"no!"

Zhou Du shook his head.

Tang Seng: "..."

If not, tell me a der!
"I am Xingtian!"

Zhou Du said calmly.

Tang Seng looked at Zhou Du in astonishment.

Punishment day?

Is it Xing Tian, ​​the ancient god of war?

But why do you have a head?
Wasn't your head cut off?
"I played in the world and met Qiao Ling'er."

"He recognizes me as a grandfather!"

"Then I discovered that he is actually the reincarnated soul boy of the Tathagata!"

Zhou Du said calmly, "Ling'er and Lianhua have a love relationship for three generations, Ling'er is Ling'er, and Tathagata is Tathagata!"

"If the Tathagata returns, Ling'er will die..."

"You said, as Ling'er's grandfather, how could I let Tathagata destroy Ling'er?"

Zhou Du chuckled, "What do you think?"

Tang Seng: "..."

Buddha, you reincarnated into a lonely ah!

Why did your reincarnated soul boy worship Xing Tian as his grandfather?

Me, I have nothing to say to you.

Ugh……

People are right, you are you, Linger is Linger...

Who is Linger stepping on the horse again?

"Tang Seng, surrender!"

Zhou Du said calmly, "Surrender to Wutian!"

"My grandson asked you to surrender!"

Zhou Du continued, "You are my great-grandson, and I will let you surrender!"

Tang Seng: "..."

The great-grandson generation of God riding a horse!

You said it all, Linger is Linger, Tathagata is input...

I……

and many more……

You have united with Wutian, then the Buddha...

Is he still alive?

"How is the Buddha now?"

Tang Seng took a deep breath and asked.

"Had a great time!"

Zhou Du laughed, "Ling'er is married and consummated the house!"

"It's already broken."

"Now I'm eating marrow and knowing the taste, and I'm making noise every day!"

Zhou Du rubbed his nose, "After all, young and young, I really like doing that kind of thing."

Tang Seng was struck by lightning, he staggered backwards.

What happened to Buddha?
Can you believe this shit?
I also want to tell Wukong the truth, but now it seems that there is no need.

The Buddha has all stepped on his horse and broken his body.

I……

"Master, surrender."

The three Monkey Kings sighed and said, "I can't resist!"

Tang Seng pointed at the three of them and almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

Are you all down?

This Nima...

Tang Seng cried.

Buddha, before you were reincarnated, you left a revealing message.

What is the only way to solve this disaster.

Well, only Wukong can solve this calamity?
Why Mao Wukong also descended?
"Master, the situation is over!"

Sun Wukong said, "You surrender!"

"No!"

Tang Seng roared, "The poor monk would rather die than surrender!"

"Wutian is the devil king of the demon world!"

"As long as Wutian is not the Demon King of the Demon Realm, I absolutely don't care about these things!"

"As long as you are a righteous god, it has nothing to do with me if you want to seize the power of the Three Realms!"

"However, Wutian is a devil!"

"He is the devil, and he must not seize the Three Realms!"

Tang Seng gritted his teeth, "Even if you are the Great God Xing Tian who occupies the Three Realms, the poor monk will not be like this!"

Zhou Du nodded slightly, looked at Wutian, "How do you think I'm a big brother?"

"From now on, you will be my younger brother and work for me."

"In this way, I occupy the Three Realms!"

Zhou Du laughed.

Wutian: "..."

If I come out with you, will I become your younger brother?
Tang Seng's face twitched wildly.

Xingtian God of War, there is no such thing as you.

What do you say to the poor monk like this?
"Big brother!"

Wutian thought for a while, and knew what Zhou Du meant, and then shouted.

Anyway, it's the ancient god of war, so it's not a loss to call out big brother!

Zhou Du nodded slightly, "Tang Seng, how about it, now I occupy the Three Realms!"

Tang Seng: "..."

Me, can I call you an asshole?

woo woo woo...

The poor monk was about to fight to the death, but in the end...

"Okay, Wutian, go to the screen!"

Zhou Du said to Wutian, "Release all your past!"

Especially Shame...

In the original plot, she was still wearing underwear.

But in the screenwriter's novel, it's obvious that she doesn't wear clothes.

I don't know if Wutian is wearing clothes in the picture you released.

I'm definitely not doing it for peeks, just for appreciation.

Wutian: "..."

"Tang Sanzang!"

Wutian sighed, "3000 years ago..."

One picture after another flickered in front of Tang Seng.

Tang Seng watched quietly.

Zhou Du: "..."

Hey, hey, why did you put on a mosaic when you met Axiu?
Wutian, you are not a son of man!

It turns out that later generations like to play mosaics, which was passed down from you!

The screen is over.

Tang Seng took a deep breath and cupped his hands towards Wutian, "May I ask you, who is this Kinnara Bodhisattva who saves suffering and saves sentient beings?"

Zhou Du: "???"

Tang Seng, have you cultivated your mind to be stupid by practicing Buddhism?
That Jinnara is clearly the same as Wutian Mao, you ask a hammer!

Put on a hair?

(End of this chapter)