Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 242 Jade Emperor: I've been through so much, I'm screwed!

"I opened the gate to release the weak water, just to force you to continue attacking the heavens."

"In the end, you gave up all of this for the common people!"

"When you cured the water, you also said that fortunately it was relatively timely, and the weak water did not cause much disaster to the world..."

"That's clearly arranged by me!"

"Even if you don't care about it, weak water won't wreak havoc on the world!"

"It's all the fault of the canopy, you and Ruoshui are talking about love!"

Jade Emperor snorted coldly.

Zhu Bajie shrank his neck.

Jade Emperor, it's up to you to talk, but you can never deny the pure love between Laozhu and Ruoshui.

"You made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace later, and I was waiting for you in Yaochi, but..."

"The queen mother said that you gave up your hatred. You think your mother is wrong, and you have lost all your mana!"

"Later, you finally grew up, and your mana came from your love for the people of the Three Realms!"

"I am ecstatic, if so, you will definitely be able to comprehend the birth of a new Tiantiao!"

"But it turned out..."

The Jade Emperor took a sip of wine, "The golden cicada is blocking you!"

"Is he out of his mind?"

"He is a ghost talking about our family's affairs!"

"He was reincarnated to learn Buddhist scriptures, Erlang, you even escorted him...why don't you let him be eaten by monsters?"

The Jade Emperor said sharply, "He blocked you twice, twice!"

Yang Jian: (￣ェ￣;)
"You have been in Guanjiangkou for a while. I never thought that Monkey King would be born."

"Sun Wukong's rioting in the Heavenly Palace is not for the sake of the rules of heaven. On a whim, I ask you to subdue Monkey King!"

"At that time, I thought that maybe you and Sun Wukong would be congenial, and then we would make trouble in the Heavenly Court together."

"As a result, your ears are too soft, you were provoked by Ao Cunxin's provocative method, and you really caught Monkey King!"

The Jade Emperor was furious, poured a glass of wine, and drank it in one gulp.

"Well, it's not your fault, it's just Monkey King's bad mouth."

"Take your mother's affairs to stimulate you, and directly stab your sore spot."

The Jade Emperor glared at Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: "..."

Can you stop staring?
Old Jade Emperor, when you stare at people, they all run behind Lao Sun.

Old Sun has nowhere to run.

"Later, I talked to Taishang Laojun, Taishang Laojun deliberately calculated and let the monkey escape."

"I'm sitting on the Diaoyutai, waiting for the monkeys to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace!"

"As a result, the Tathagata came, and the monkey was suppressed!"

The Jade Emperor sighed.

Everyone: "..."

The Jade Emperor has always been looking forward to Yang Jian hitting the heaven.

But something kept getting in the way.

Again and again, if we were the Jade Emperor...

Guess it's already broken.

"So, I'm screwed!"

The Jade Emperor drank another glass of wine.

Everyone: It really sucks.

"Seeing how uncomfortable you and Ao Cunxin are, I suddenly have an idea!"

"I discussed with the Queen Mother and plan to make you a judicial god."

"This is an insult to you!"

"If you become a judicial god, it means that you will be charged with moral crimes such as forgetting your origin and betrayal."

"You have to admit that your mother was wrong!"

"I thought you couldn't bear to fight again, but in the end..."

The Jade Emperor poked Yang Jian's eyebrow again.

Yang Jian:"……"

Uncle, if you poke again, I'm really blind!
Yang Jian glanced at Monkey King, how about I hide behind him too?
Sun Wukong suddenly exploded!
Yang Jian, what are you looking at?

Your strength is a hair stronger than my old grandson, come over and try it!

"Before you became a judicial god, I was still calculating how to make you a heavenly court."

"At that time, Tianpeng had bad intentions for Chang'e."

The corner of Jade Emperor's mouth twitched.

Zhu Bajie shook his head directly, "Chang'e is Lao Zhu's younger sister, yes younger sister, really younger sister!"

Zhu Bajie was sweating coldly.

Paralyzed, Jade Emperor and Yang Jian are now a real family.

Yang Jian always has a heart for Chang'e.

The Jade Emperor should come to destroy the old pig again for the sake of his nephew.

The Jade Emperor gave him a blank look, and continued, "You just found out, Erlang, so, I planned it out of my heart, and I will drive him into the mortal world!"

"I just didn't expect it to be cast into a pig fetus by mistake!"

"I sent the honest man, Rolling Curtain, into the mortal world before!"

"Erlang, you have been favored by them, so I thought that the canopy and the shutter might come to you."

"You might come to me for an explanation."

"As a result, those two pieces of goods were fooled away by the Buddhist monk's few words!"

Jade Emperor snorted coldly.

Pig Bajie: "..."

Why didn't you say it earlier?

If you had to say it earlier, I would have dragged Erlang Shen to fight up.

"Erlang, after you became the god of justice, I decided to continue messing with you."

"I've decided that you will come up to mess with me, if you don't care about the common people."

"pity……"

"You have one set of rules on the surface, and one set of rules in the dark."

"I asked you to flood the people's manors under heavy rain...you go and secretly dig ditches to lead them into the East China Sea!"

"I asked you to send Li Bo'an to the eighteenth floor of hell, and you found a heinous sinner to send him to hell."

"I asked you to catch Xiao Qi and Dong Yong, did you really catch them?"

"I asked you to catch Xiao Ba, and you delayed until his husband died?"

"That's all your relatives, your relatives!"

"I have started persecuting my daughter, why don't you go to heaven?"

"You brat, can you save me from worrying?"

"Tiannu asked Chan'er to put on shoes for him, are you going to bear it?"

"I was decadent and drunk at the time, but in the end..."

"Chan'er got married and gave birth to a child?"

"I wanted to kill Liu Yanchang at that time!"

"However, when I saw Tiannu blackmailing you with this matter, I felt that this might be a reason to go to heaven."

"I decided to set fire to you again. I asked you to bring down the plague and wipe out tens of thousands of people in Nanjun!"

The Jade Emperor directly picked up the jug and poured a big gulp of wine into his mouth, "Under the circumstances, I feel that you should directly stab Tian Nu to death, and then directly kill you, and have a showdown with me!"

"result……"

"You stepped on a horse and pushed your own sister into Mount Hua!"

The Jade Emperor cursed angrily.

Yang Jian's face twitched.

Uncle, didn't you push your sister into Taoshan too?

Everyone was dumbfounded.

A nephew looks like an uncle, you two are really alike!

"After you killed Tian Nu, you are going to attack Yaochi."

"In the end, that bastard Jin Chanzi came again, and you also have brain problems. You were fooled by him for a while, and then gave up."

"Yang Jian, is it because your heart is at ease and you have forgotten your mother's hatred, or is it because you can't lift your three-pointed two-edged gun?"

"Is it that difficult for you to hit the sky?"

Jade Emperor was a little crazy.

Yang Jian quietly took two steps in the direction of Monkey King.

Sun Wukong: Get out!
You don't have to hide behind my old grandson when you step on the horse.

This is your uncle, you have to bear it yourself!

"Later, I saw Chen Xiang."

"Seeing you persecuting Chen Xiang little by little, pushing him little by little, nurturing him..."

"I'm so relieved!"

"You are so similar to me, you are worthy of being my nephew!"

"I wanted to sit back and reap the rewards, but in the end..."

The Jade Emperor stretched out his hand suddenly.

Chen Xiang, who was hiding behind Monkey King, snorted and was caught by him.

"This kid is a waste!"

The Jade Emperor reached out and grabbed a stick, and smashed it straight on.

Chen Xiang: "..."

Why did you just grab me?

Why am I always the one who's hurt?
o (╥﹏╥) o
(End of this chapter)