Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 217 Lu Dongbin: Peony, you have changed, you don't lean on me anymore!
"Why, you were brought by Lu Dongbin to speak for him?"

Bai Mudan's tone calmed down, and she stretched lazily.

Zhou Du: "..."

Bai Mudan, I solemnly warn you, don't tempt me when you step on the horse.

There is no woman in my heart, and I draw my sword to be a god of nature.

The main reason is... You are not a rich woman!

You can't give me a good knife!

"No, I'm here to let you get what you want."

Zhou Du rubbed his nose, feeling a little itchy.

He took another look.

"Let me get what I want?"

Bai Mudan smiled wryly, "He is a god, and I am a mortal!"

"Immortals cannot be combined."

"Also, gods can't be emotional!"

Bai Mudan pursed her lips, "You can't be emotional, so why..."

Bai Mudan laughed, laughing foolishly.

Zhou Du: Hey!

The two licking dogs in this show.

A pangolin and a white peony.

In other words, both of you are licking dogs.

Why can't you two be together?
I always think Bai Mudan is more beautiful than He Xiangu.

Pangolin, are you blind when you step on the horse?

"You don't know about your past life and his past life!"

Zhou Du smiled lightly, and poked a finger on Bai Mudan's forehead.

Bai Mudan staggered, Zhou Du bowed his head and swept away.

rosy!

A memory flickered in Bai Mudan's mind.

what is this?
Lu Dongbin?
that's me?
Donghua Shangxian, Peony Fairy?
Is this something about me and his previous life?
wait, now...

future?

This is……

Bai Mudan closed her eyes, quietly checking this memory.

After a long time...

Bai Mudan opened her eyes.

Lu Dongbin!
There was endless killing intent in Bai Mudan's eyes!
Zhou Du smiled.

Lu Dongbin, among the Eight Immortals, I treat you the best.

After all, your catastrophe is love catastrophe.

Moreover, the setting is very good, as long as you break your body.

You will never be able to become a fairy!

Bai Mudan gritted her teeth.

Lu Dongbin, you bastard!

I was moved by you in my previous life, but you hang on to me and make me think about you day and night!
In this life you are Lu Dongbin, you have become a fairy!

Are you looking for a theory with the Queen Mother?

You fight against the injustice for the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, but why are you cowardly facing me again?

You said you don't love me, so why did you get married with me, what kind of bullshit is it?
Why, why did you lie to me?

You know I love you, but you use me.

You took advantage of my love for you, you let me steal the Queen Mother's pin, which caused me to be beaten down to the mortal world.

And you did all this for He Xiangu!

Man's mouth, liar ghost!

When I loved you, you hurt me and just laughed it off.

I said I wanted to leave, but you came after me.

then……

The day we got married...

You took off your wedding dress and ran away.

I said you were going to lose the person you love the most, but why me?
You don't love me at all!
Bai Mudan smiled, she looked at Zhou Du, "What do you want to do?"

"Abolish the Eight Immortals!"

Zhou Du smiled.

"Okay, I'll help you!"

Bai Mudan said, "What do you want to do?"

Zhou Du shrugged, "The pangolin is a monster. Although I have no prejudice against him, I don't think it's enough to let him play He Xiangu."

after all……

He Xiangu's catastrophe was not a catastrophe of love, nor a catastrophe of sex.

Also, I have to practice my dragon claw hand.

Anyway, I just want to mess around.

And you, Bai Mudan, are human now, and you never forget Lu Dongbin, and Lu Dongbin's catastrophe just fits you.

Zhou Du smacked his mouth.

Alas, I am still too merciful.

Before killing Lu Dongbin, let him enjoy the bliss of life again.

"hey-hey."

Zhou Du licked his lips, "Cook raw rice into mature rice!"

Bai Mudan glanced sideways at Zhou Du, "Don't do it!"

Zhou Du: "???"

"Didn't you always want to sleep with Lu Dongbin?"

Zhou Du asked speechlessly.

Bai Mudan chuckled, "That was before!"

Zhou Du: "..."

Then what am I doing here?
If you don't even cooperate with me when you step on a horse, what use do I need you?

"Farewell!"

Zhou Du turned around and left.

Bai Mudan: "..."

"and many more!"

Bai Mudan hurriedly shouted, "If you want to get Lu Dongbin, you can go directly to the female branch girl here!"

Zhou Du scratched his head, he was right!

Don't let Lu Dongbin harm Bai Mudan!

"Then borrow your room to sleep and take you to fuck Lu Dongbin tomorrow!"

Zhou Du chuckled and lay down on the bed.

Bai Mudan: "..."

this is my room!

What do you want to do?
Are you going to be wild at night and torment me?

you……

I go out to sleep!

Bai Mudan walked out angrily.

There is no way, he is an awesome person, and I am just a little mortal.

Bai Mudan turned and left humming.

If it was in the original plot, with a little push, Bai Mudan might give up just like in the original plot.

But it is different now.

Now from the perspective of a bystander, she naturally hated Lu Dongbin even more.

And... without the plot advancing to that point, how could Bai Mudan willingly give up her life?

Bai Mudan: Lu Dongbin, I want to see that you are worse than a dog!

the next morning.

"peony!"

Holding a folding fan, Lu Dongbin entered Bai Mudan's room with a smile.

Zhou Du: "????"

Lu Dongbin: "..."

"who are you?"

Lu Dongbin became anxious and roared, "Why are you in Mudan's room?"

Zhou Du: "..."

I haven't looked for you yet, but you just ran here by yourself?

Lu Dongbin, this means that if there is a way to heaven, you don’t go, but if there is no way to hell, you break in!

"It's nothing, I slept here last night!"

Zhou Du sat up smiling and rubbed his eyes.

Lu Dongbin was suddenly furious.

You actually opened the peony?
I haven't opened yet...

Bah, I'm a fairy, I can't have such thoughts.

"You bastard!"

Lu Dongbin roared angrily, "You have cut off Peony's path to immortality!"

"Didn't you break my path to immortality?"

Bai Mudan pushed open the door, walked in, and said with a smile.

Lu Dongbin: "???"

I broke your path to immortality?
I have always wanted to transform you into a fairy!
"Why, Dong Bin, you want to drag me to practice Taoism again?"

Bai Mudan said with a smile, "I won't go!"

Lu Dongbin: "..."

Why, you just experienced the world of mortals for one night, so you don't want to go?
Didn't we agree before?

I will transform you into a fairy!

You can't let this bastard stab you, so you don't go!

Even if it is relatively cool, but is it cool to become a fairy?

"Peony, you must come with me!"

Lu Dongbin said coldly, "I must transform you into a fairy."

"Oh, really?"

Bai Mudan passed Lu Dongbin directly, came to Zhou Du's side, and said with a smile, "Last night, you came to my room and slept in my room."

"I haven't had time to ask your name yet."

Bai Mudan looked at Zhou Du with a smile on her face.

Zhou Du stretched his waist and stood up, "My name is Zhou Du."

"Ms. Peony is really beautiful!"

Zhou Du smiled, "I'm covered in fragrance now."

Bai Mudan smiled, "If you want, you can continue to sleep for two more days."

"That's a good relationship!" Zhou Du smiled.

Lu Dongbin was trembling with anger.

Peony, you have changed!

I want to make you immortal, you used to only think of leaning on me.

result……

Just one night!
How did you get conquered?

Could it be that his is bigger?

(End of this chapter)