Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 211 Yin Eclipse King: Jade Emperor, you have only three choices, beat you up, give it to the Queen Mother, and give it to my daughter!
Zhou Du wandered away and headed towards Xitian Lingshan.

Yes, there are spiritual mountains in this world.

After all, there have been stories of Monkey King making troubles in the Heavenly Palace, and naturally there are also stories about learning scriptures from the West.

heaven.

"I'm the regent, do you have any questions?"

Yin Xi Wang stared at the Jade Emperor with a smile on his lips.

Jade Emperor: "..."

I'm afraid that after I recover, I'll be directly emptied.

Most importantly, I am afraid that in the timeline of my recovery...

You hooked up Yaoqiong and ran away.

"Go back and heal your wounds!"

The Yin Eclipse King smiled slightly, "Heavenly Court, I'm covering it!"

Jade Emperor: "..."

For Yaoqiong, you don't even want any Bilian.

For Yaoqiong, you can let go of your hatred for me.

How dare I go back to retreat for healing?

Master, why did you release Wang Mingyue?

"You really don't want me to?"

The corner of Yin Xiwang's mouth twitched.

"I won't let you be!"

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly, "Anyway, my injury won't get worse, let's take it easy to heal!"

"You can beat me, but you will never be made regent!"

The Jade Emperor spoke proudly.

The Yin Eclipse King nodded, "That's fine, then I will follow what Master said..."

"Steal your daughter!"

King Yin Xie turned his head, "Hong'er is not bad, she looks like senior sister."

"Don't tell me that she likes the God of Cookery, just a mere God of Cookery!"

"If he doesn't understand, I'll kill him!"

"Anyway, I am the devil king of the cholera world!"

The Yin Eclipse King turned around and left.

The Jade Emperor jumped up with a whoosh, and grabbed Yin Xiwang, "Junior Brother, Junior Brother, I have something to say!"

"Don't think about my daughter."

"Brother, brother is wrong!"

The Jade Emperor nodded and bowed.

Yin Xi Wang grinned, grabbed the Jade Emperor with his backhand, grabbed him and left.

Jade Emperor: "???"

Brother, what do you want to do?

Yin Eclipse King: Quack quack!
Itchy hands!
Eldest brother, I feel that after 500 million years, your strength has increased a lot.

I want to practice with you!

Jade Emperor: "..."

I have seen through the horse.

Either you become the regent and hook up with the queen mother.

Either you don't care about anything and grab my daughter.

Or your hands will itch and beat me up!
The lesser of three evils...

Come on, Junior Brother!
I lie flat.

You can beat it hard!

For Yaoqiong and her daughter, I will go all out.

……

Lingshan.

Zhou Du strolled to Lingshan.

"Maybe it's because I've seen too many marketing accounts, and I really don't have a good impression of Lingshan!"

Zhou Du looked at Lingshan, smiled, and then slapped it down.

Boom!
Lingshan collapsed.

"Bastard, who?"

A roar, with endless rage.

A black figure emerged from the Lingshan Mountain.

Zhou Du: "???"

I remember Tathagata is a Buddha, a fat man.

And, full of bags.

This person is at least 1.8 meters [-] tall, looks very rough, and has long hair...

This shouldn't be Tathagata, right?

"Ding, this is an illegal traverser!"

said the system.

Zhou Du: "???"

Two days ago, it was said that there was no breakthrough.

Here it comes in?
Moreover, he even ran to Lingshan?

"Ding, because the host doesn't care, and the system doesn't care!"

"After all, it's just scum."

The system said with a smile.

Zhou Du: "Can you respect me?"

"Ding, respect a fart, you are a scum!"

"He traveled in, and didn't have time to do anything..."

The system said, "I just beat up the Tathagata and killed a few Buddhas."

"Then prepare to kill them bit by bit."

"As a result, I was punched by you!"

The system explained a few sentences to Zhou Du.

Zhou Du: "..."

Tongzi, why didn't you remind me earlier?
If you reminded me earlier... I will wait until he finishes torturing Lingshan, and I will come again.

Look at the whole thing, Lingshan hasn't been killed yet, right?

"Damn stuff!"

The man said coldly, "Who are you?"

Zhou Du squinted at him, you little Xuanxian, how dare you call me a damn thing?
Do you know how strong I am?
I'm a true immortal, a realm lower than you!

However, even Jinxian was destroyed by me, how dare you, a mere Xuanxian, talk nonsense?

"Forget it, just kill it!"

The man shook his head, "Anyway, this way of heaven is going to be destroyed."

The man punched out directly, towards Zhou Du.

Zhou Du slapped his strength to pieces, "Illegal time traveler, you are awesome!"

The man was taken aback, "How do you know?"

"Because I killed you!"

Zhou Du took a step forward and stood opposite the man.

"Just because you are a little true fairy?"

The man laughed wildly, "I am a crocodile god, I am a mysterious fairy!"

"The way of heaven in this world is nothing but a real fairy."

"Are you the incarnation of Heaven?"

Crocodile God smiled lightly, "Heavenly Dao, are you mentally ill?"

Zhou Du: "..."

"Since we dare to come, it means that we are invincible!"

Crocodile God said calmly, "I have been slaughtered even by the Heavenly Cult Master."

Zhou Du: "???"

Fuck, is it so awesome?
Can you kill even the god of heaven?

May I ask which world's Tongtian leader did you kill?

"Tsk tsk tsk..."

Crocodile God stared at Zhou Du, perfectly interpreting the definition of a villain who dies from talking too much.

It may also be the aura of subduing wisdom opened by Zhou Du in Fengyun World, which has existed until now.

Anyway, God Crocodile is eloquent at this time.

"The task is to kill the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, and then destroy the way of heaven."

"But, I hate Lingshan, so come here and destroy Lingshan."

"In our world, I slaughtered the Master Tongtian, killed the Supreme Lord, and killed the Buddha of the Western Heaven."

"I am the strongest!"

Crocodile God opened his mouth sharply.

"Ding, Journey to the East!"

The system said once.

Zhou Du pondered for a while, and then suddenly realized.

Understood!
It is Tongtian, the most embarrassing among the heavens and worlds.

He clamored all day that he had ten thousand years of magic power and was invincible in the world.

Thousands of years...

Are you embarrassed to show it?
Then he was attacked by pangolins, and he was off the charts!

Shit!
This is the weakest one, Babel.

He didn't even have the Zhuxian Sword, so in the original plot, he had to refine the Zhuxian Sword first.

Crocodile God, awesome!
Fuck this Tongtian to death, I give you a thumbs up.

Zhou Du sized up God Crocodile, then smiled, "Are you the God Crocodile who attacked Tongtian Sect Master by surprise, and was then abolished by Tongtian Sect Master?"

Yes, the plot in Journey to the East is like this.

Crocodile God: "..."

who ruined my reputation?
Obviously I killed Tong Tian with one move and absorbed his skills.

Who said I was killed by Tongtian?
"Bastard, how dare you insult me ​​like that!"

God Crocodile was instantly enraged, he howled and slapped Zhou Du.

"I don't care who you are, if you dare to stop me, you will die!"

The power of the crocodile god exploded, shaking the world.

"Nine secrets in one!"

Zhou Du directly used the nine-secret trick and blasted him up.

This is my flat A skill!
Crocodile God: "..."

I just punched you casually, and you're going to kill me straight away?

What the hell!

Crocodile God bangs and is blown to pieces!
"Ding, host, you are too straightforward, why did you become scum in seconds?"

The system said, "Gossip, crocodile meat can prevent cancer."

Zhou Du: "..."

Tongzi, you are the system, so don't inquire about these gossips in the future.

You are just a Xuanxian, what else do you want to do?
Do I still have to fight him, and then... kill him with a big move?

Next...

Lingshan should be destroyed!
(End of this chapter)