Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 202 Octopus Day peeped Chang'e dancing with a telescope... and others...

I saw a handsome young man waving his hands in the sky high in the sky ahead, smiling happily.

He has a parachute hanging from it.

Zhou Du: "..."

Well, got it!

It's fish day!

Among the joyous seven fairies, the smartest one.

Completely ignoring all the common sense of scientific physics, he created awesome characters.

According to the plot...

He will be beaten as a monster by Sixth Fairy Lan'er!
Zhou Du smiled.

There are two great scientists in the Xianxia world, one is the Moon Worshiper.

The other one is Fish Day!

Worshiping the moon is not as good as the fish day.

You look at what people make on Fish Day.

He invented the flying machine, the parachute...

It did fly, but it was also beaten by the six fairies.

He invented the sky pot, earphones...

He eavesdropped on Tianting's conversation in the human world, and was discovered by Qianliyan and Shunfenger, and Qianliyan blew up the sky measuring pot.

He invented Qianlei Yin...

This time, I heard the words of Clairvoyance and Shunfenger.

He invented the submarine and sneaked into the North Sea Dragon Palace.

The ghost knows why a submarine made of wood can withstand such heavy seawater pressure.

He invented the telescope...

Then I secretly saw Chang'e and the rabbit dancing.

I just don't know if I saw her changing clothes in the shower or something.

The most awesome invention is Thunderbolt!
Li Tianwang was beaten into the air by the Yin Eclipse King, and he directly blasted the flying Li Tianwang into a mortal.

This is made by a mortal, can you believe it?
This completely violates the laws of physics!

Zhou Du looked at Yu Ri who was floating and falling, and smiled.

Seeing Lu'er flying to the sky, this guy chased after him frantically on a horse, and shouted, I want to marry you!
result……

Lu'er misses him day and night and falls in love with him thoroughly.

And Yuri is colorblind, and he takes Hong'er who has descended to the world for Lu'er, and falls in love with Hong'er.

As a result, I also drank the water of forgetting love.

Speaking of Hong'er...

Cough!

Those long white legs!

This is the only impression I got while watching TV.

This time, I am the Patriarch of Chaos, then...

Queen Mother Gan, grab the fairy, and I will be the master of heaven from now on!
After all, the Jade Emperor didn't know where he went!

In the original plot, the Jade Emperor didn't even show his face.

Now in the Heavenly Court, the strongest person is the Taishang Laojun.

Don't bluff, slack means you win.

Anyway, Laojun is the strongest.

The queen mother is in charge of the heaven, the barefoot immortal is in charge of punishment, and Li Tianwang is in charge of military power!
In the end, the barefoot fairy died, and the rest were alive.

This is a world where only the barefoot fairy is injured.

Oh, by the way, the one who was hurt the most should be the Evil King!

If it weren't for the matter of the Yin Eclipse King, it would not be easy for the Heavenly Court to change the rules of the sky.

I always suspect that the whole drama is that the king of evil is paving the way for the queen mother.

You see, in the end, except for a barefoot fairy who didn't deal with the Queen Mother, the rest are alive and well.

The Eclipse King is played by Mr. Xiu Qing.

But Mr. Fan Xiuqing is not so handsome, I will give him a big bag.

Because I am his master!
Zhou Du looked at Yu Ri!
Yu Ri suddenly swayed, "It's over, it's over, help!"

The parachute was broken, and he fell towards the ground in an instant.

Zhou Du pouted.

He knew Yuri would not die and would hang on the tree.

and so……

He didn't intend to save it.

"Tongzi, get on the mission!"

Zhou Du spoke proudly.

"Ding, just look at it and do it, you are invincible in this world! After the trouble is over, I will give you three small realms of cultivation."

Systematized into Erha, said contemptuously, "Your cultivation base is neither embarrassing nor embarrassing now!"

"Go to the advanced world, you are too weak!"

"Go to the low-level world, you are too strong!"

"What can Tongzi do?"

"Tongzi can only take you for a walk in the world of the heavens!"

"We are both wandering and homeless!"

The system opened its mouth: "Two hundred and five!"

Zhou Du: "..."

What's wrong with my cultivation level?
If you give me more cultivation, won't I be awesome?
Moreover……

You are the system, what do you do when you learn Erha's [-]?
Are you mentally ill?

Well, you are the system, you have no brains.

Zhou Du stretched himself.

Since you don't care, then I'm just messing around.

Hehehe...

I am most impressed by the long legs in the TV series, there are only two people.

One is miniskirts all year round...Ma Xiaoling!

Those legs, tsk tsk!
Then there is Hong'er, the great fairy among the Seven Fairies of Joy.

That's white~~legs!

Back then, I also wasted a lot of toilet paper.

Zhou Du shook his head, I'm here to make trouble, not to recall.

He looked in Yuri's direction.

Then take a step forward.

"Hehe, people these days are really interesting, are you free to hang yourself on a tree?"

Zhou Du came under a big tree, looked at Yu Ri, and said with a smile.

Fish Day: Jiong!

Am I hanging myself on a tree?

I fell from the sky!

"Come down you!"

Zhou Du stretched out his hand to grab it, and Yu Ri fell directly from the tree.

Yu Ri was taken aback, and shouted excitedly, "Are you a god?"

"I am a monster!"

Zhou Du rolled his eyes.

Fish Day is also a funny comparison!

Yu Ri froze, and hurriedly backed up, "Damn it, you didn't save me to eat me, did you?"

"roll!"

Zhou Du snorted coldly, "Do you believe me if I'm a monster?"

"Besides, which of the five righteous gods in Tianting 360 is not a monster?"

Zhou Du stretched out his middle finger.

Fish Day: "..."

Are all the gods in heaven actually monsters?

"I am not a monster, nor am I a fairy!"

Zhou Du said calmly, "I am...a human!"

Fish Day: "..."

You're human, you got me down with a wave of your hand?

"Save people to the end, send Buddha to the west, where is your home?"

Zhou Du asked.

Yu Ri subconsciously said, "Dongjia Village is about ten miles away!"

Zhou Duyi waved his hand.

With a system map, it is natural to know where Dongjia Village is.

In the blink of an eye, the stars move.

Fish day: "o(╯□╰)o"

This is home?
Hey, it's not my house, it's my cousin's house!

"Cousin, cousin!"

Yuri shouted in a hurry.

On the side, there was a handsome young man and a woman in purple, who was as beautiful as a fairy... Well, she is a fairy.

"Cousin, you're back!"

Dong Yong hurried forward and said excitedly, "You flew, you did fly, you almost died!"

Yu Ri said with a smile, "It's okay, it's okay! I was saved by this man!"

"I will definitely create something that allows mortals to fly unrestrained!"

Yuri's eyes twinkled with stars.

That was his dream alone.

Dong Yong's face twitched.

Cousin, can we stop messing around?

How could a mortal be able to fly into the sky?

"Thanks to this gentleman for saving my cousin. I don't know the name of the gentleman!"

Dong Yong bowed his hands to Zhou Duyi.

Zhou Du waved his hand, "It's a trivial matter. Just call me Patriarch!"

Dong Yong's face twitched.

You are so young, I call you Patriarch?

Why, are you going to take advantage of me?

"Your wife is a bit extraordinary!"

Zhou Du said with a smile, "Look at the aura, it's not a mortal!"

The Seventh Fairy, Zi'er, was startled and looked at Zhou Du warily.

Dong Yong was also a little stunned.

Has this been found?

"Tongzi, what's the name of the Queen Mother?" Zhou Du asked.

"Ding, the Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen, the Queen Mother is Yao Qiong, and as for the King of Yin Erosion..." the system said.

"It's Wang Mingyue, I know this, it was mentioned in the original plot." Zhou Du interrupted the system.

"Are you Yaoqiong's daughter?"

Zhou Du stared at Zier and said with a smile.

Dong Yong and Yu Ri: "???"

Who is Yaoqiong?

Zhou Du looked at Zi'er with a smile, "You should call me... Master!"

Zi'er: "???"

(End of this chapter)