Noisy, unscrupulous system
Chapter 139 Fire Cloud Cthulhu, Don't You Wipe Your Ass?
Chapter 139 Fire Cloud Cthulhu, Don't You Wipe Your Ass?
Nuwa: "???"
What script are you tearing up?
He said that he is a detached person, he tore up the script...
Nuwa's mind began to analyze again.
Together with Zhou Du, she came to the sealed door in the deepest part of the ground.
Nuwa said suddenly, "That's right! It's deep in this room, under the ground, my brother's body."
Zhou Du ignored her at all and kicked the door to pieces.
The room is very basic, with furniture, kitchen, toilet and so on.
A gray-haired old man, holding a newspaper, sat leisurely on the toilet.
The shattered pieces of the metal gate flew, and the old man waved the newspaper in his hand to block it.
He looked at Zhou Du and Nu Wa with a smile.
"Fire Cloud Cthulhu, right?"
Zhou Du said with a smile.
The bad old man nodded lightly, still stammering, "Yes, yes, yes..."
"That's what people used to call me!"
Huoyun Cthulhu was still smiling.
"Okay, let's go!"
Zhou Du pointed to the outside, "I have a little use for this room!"
Huoyun Cthulhu was slightly stunned.
What the hell?
I'll stay at home well, and you won't say anything if you break my door.
Still want me to move now?
Why are you bullying me, a bad old man?
"If you want me to move, yes!"
Huoyun Cthulhu said with a smile, "I just want to find a master who can defeat me!"
"Unfortunately, there seems to be no such person in the world!"
"I let them catch me here on purpose, otherwise, who can catch me?"
Huoyun Cthulhu took off his presbyopic glasses, "If you want to move, beat me!"
"Sure?"
Zhou Du said, "I'm afraid I'll kill you!"
"Kill me?"
"Great!"
Huoyun Cthulhu stood up and slowly began to put on his pants, "I just want someone to beat me to death, or someone else!"
Zhou Du's face twitched.
Well, if you like to die, you will die, if you like to kill others, you will kill others.
You haven't wiped your ass yet!
Brother, can you wipe your butt with a piece of paper first?
Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll slap you and make you spit out.
Huoyun Cthulhu narrowed his eyes, and instantly became murderous, as if the temperature in the entire room had dropped.
Huoyun Cthulhu waved the newspaper, and the newspaper shattered into countless scraps of paper. The scraps of paper were like flying knives, and all the furniture, equipment and walls were scratched by the scraps of paper.
But when the piece of paper came to Zhou Du's side, it fell directly to the ground!
"It turns out that you are a master!"
Huoyun evil god suddenly jumped out and kicked towards Zhou Du!
boom!
Fire Cloud Cthulhu flew away.
Fire Cloud Cthulhu: "????"
When Huoyun Cthulhu kicked over, Zhou Du arrived first, and kicked Huoyun Cthulhu into the air.
Huoyun Cthulhu crashed into the wall, and with a more fiery light in his eyes, he suddenly fell down!
"Kunlun School's Toad Kung Fu?"
Zhou Du immediately responded with awe.
Streams of energy surrounded Huoyun Cthulhu's body, turning into a huge toad.
Then he rushed over suddenly, the energy spinning like a jetting drill.
boom!
"Gorgeous!"
Zhou Du dodged sideways, avoiding the impact of Huoyun evil god, and at the same time hammered down with his right hand.
The head of Huoyun Cthulhu had just passed Zhou Du's side, and was directly smashed to the ground by Zhou Du's fist.
"Hey hey hey!"
Zhou Du sneered.
"I especially like copying your moves!"
Zhou Du punched Huoyun evil god on the head.
"Bang, bang, bang..."
Punch after punch...
Like in a kung fu movie, the head was smashed into the ground.
But now it's not Master Xing, but Huoyun Cthulhu.
Master Xing has a special physique, so he can't burp, but Huoyun Cthulhu can't...
His legs twitched unconsciously, and then fell silent.
Nuwa: "Dead?"
Zhou Du: "Well, he's dead!"
Nuwa: "..."
Zhou Du hit the ground with a fist, and in an instant, the whole ground collapsed!
The two fell down, and then saw a ball of light!
Under the ground is a huge karst cave, and directly in front of it, a huge group of light with five colors of brilliance is floating in the center of this huge karst cave.
A white tiger, a blue dragon, a red firebird, and a black dragon-headed tortoise, these phantoms of animals about several meters in size surround this huge light group.
On the outermost surface of the five-color light group, there are eight simple characters, which is an indescribably wonderful scene.
"Did you see it? My brother's body..."
"Hold the four images, five elements and eight trigrams, become the innate sage, the person who is closest to the supreme and highest realm of the inner universe, the title of the Central Wutu Houde Renhuang..."
"Human Emperor... the body of Fuxi!"
Nuwa said excitedly.
Zhou Du took a look, and the four beasts suddenly turned around, stared at Zhou Du, and roared.
Zhou Du stretched out his hand, "Try again, believe it or not, I'll beat you to death!"
"What is your rivalry with a dead thing?"
Nuwa said speechlessly, "This is the spontaneous reaction of my brother's body."
Zhou Du nodded, dead thing!
Dead things are good!
Dead objects can be included in the system space!
He walked towards the body of the emperor, the light of the five elements and eight trigrams flickered, as if he wanted to stop Zhou Du.
Nuwa was startled, "What do you want to do?"
Zhou Du stretched out his hand, blocked the light of the Human Sovereign's body, and pressed it on the Human Sovereign's body!
brush!
The body of the emperor disappeared.
Nuwa: "..."
"What did you do to my brother?"
Nuwa shouted excitedly, "Give it back to me!"
"I told you, I'll take it out to Pei Jiao."
Zhou Du said with a smile, "You send me out of Tongtian Tower!"
"Oh, yes, you can also leave Tongtian Tower!"
"You don't need the layout anymore, after all, I'm here to tear up the script."
Zhou Du rubbed his nose, "I'll kill Dark Gaia."
Nuwa: "..."
"You don't even know how strong Dark Gaia is!"
Nuwa was a little mad, "Although Dark Gaia is only equivalent to an emperor-level saint now, it has the consciousness of heaven!"
"You guys don't understand!"
Zhou Du smiled, "The dark Gaia you are talking about is not the current dark Gaia at all!"
"You know, fate is an author!"
"And the current Dark Gaia is no longer the Dark Gaia it used to be, it's the sacrificer!"
Zhou Du stared at Nuwa, "Before I came, someone had already torn up the script, do you understand?"
Nuwa: "???"
"I suspect that the so-called hand of God has completely changed!"
"Fuxi wants to use the saint power of Sanqing, Nuwa, you and others, as well as the Tongtian Tower, to involve the Trinity, to achieve the inner universe..."
"But, do you think Sanqing is still Sanqing now?"
There was a faint smile on the corner of Zhou Du's mouth, "If you don't send me out, I'll call out by myself!"
Nuwa frowned, she heard too much information from Zhou Du's words.
However, she still didn't quite understand.
Has the author's intentions changed?
"Okay, I'll take you out!"
Nuwa decided to calm down, anyway, Zhou Du took away the Emperor's body, and she couldn't get it back.
Therefore, she would rather go out with Zhou Du to see what happened.
Nuwa no longer hesitated, stretched out her hand and pointed forward, and suddenly, everything turned around.
Zhou Du: "..."
System, shield the pain!
This stepping horse is exactly the same as the teleportation of the main god!
It hurts me too!
(End of this chapter)
Nuwa: "???"
What script are you tearing up?
He said that he is a detached person, he tore up the script...
Nuwa's mind began to analyze again.
Together with Zhou Du, she came to the sealed door in the deepest part of the ground.
Nuwa said suddenly, "That's right! It's deep in this room, under the ground, my brother's body."
Zhou Du ignored her at all and kicked the door to pieces.
The room is very basic, with furniture, kitchen, toilet and so on.
A gray-haired old man, holding a newspaper, sat leisurely on the toilet.
The shattered pieces of the metal gate flew, and the old man waved the newspaper in his hand to block it.
He looked at Zhou Du and Nu Wa with a smile.
"Fire Cloud Cthulhu, right?"
Zhou Du said with a smile.
The bad old man nodded lightly, still stammering, "Yes, yes, yes..."
"That's what people used to call me!"
Huoyun Cthulhu was still smiling.
"Okay, let's go!"
Zhou Du pointed to the outside, "I have a little use for this room!"
Huoyun Cthulhu was slightly stunned.
What the hell?
I'll stay at home well, and you won't say anything if you break my door.
Still want me to move now?
Why are you bullying me, a bad old man?
"If you want me to move, yes!"
Huoyun Cthulhu said with a smile, "I just want to find a master who can defeat me!"
"Unfortunately, there seems to be no such person in the world!"
"I let them catch me here on purpose, otherwise, who can catch me?"
Huoyun Cthulhu took off his presbyopic glasses, "If you want to move, beat me!"
"Sure?"
Zhou Du said, "I'm afraid I'll kill you!"
"Kill me?"
"Great!"
Huoyun Cthulhu stood up and slowly began to put on his pants, "I just want someone to beat me to death, or someone else!"
Zhou Du's face twitched.
Well, if you like to die, you will die, if you like to kill others, you will kill others.
You haven't wiped your ass yet!
Brother, can you wipe your butt with a piece of paper first?
Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll slap you and make you spit out.
Huoyun Cthulhu narrowed his eyes, and instantly became murderous, as if the temperature in the entire room had dropped.
Huoyun Cthulhu waved the newspaper, and the newspaper shattered into countless scraps of paper. The scraps of paper were like flying knives, and all the furniture, equipment and walls were scratched by the scraps of paper.
But when the piece of paper came to Zhou Du's side, it fell directly to the ground!
"It turns out that you are a master!"
Huoyun evil god suddenly jumped out and kicked towards Zhou Du!
boom!
Fire Cloud Cthulhu flew away.
Fire Cloud Cthulhu: "????"
When Huoyun Cthulhu kicked over, Zhou Du arrived first, and kicked Huoyun Cthulhu into the air.
Huoyun Cthulhu crashed into the wall, and with a more fiery light in his eyes, he suddenly fell down!
"Kunlun School's Toad Kung Fu?"
Zhou Du immediately responded with awe.
Streams of energy surrounded Huoyun Cthulhu's body, turning into a huge toad.
Then he rushed over suddenly, the energy spinning like a jetting drill.
boom!
"Gorgeous!"
Zhou Du dodged sideways, avoiding the impact of Huoyun evil god, and at the same time hammered down with his right hand.
The head of Huoyun Cthulhu had just passed Zhou Du's side, and was directly smashed to the ground by Zhou Du's fist.
"Hey hey hey!"
Zhou Du sneered.
"I especially like copying your moves!"
Zhou Du punched Huoyun evil god on the head.
"Bang, bang, bang..."
Punch after punch...
Like in a kung fu movie, the head was smashed into the ground.
But now it's not Master Xing, but Huoyun Cthulhu.
Master Xing has a special physique, so he can't burp, but Huoyun Cthulhu can't...
His legs twitched unconsciously, and then fell silent.
Nuwa: "Dead?"
Zhou Du: "Well, he's dead!"
Nuwa: "..."
Zhou Du hit the ground with a fist, and in an instant, the whole ground collapsed!
The two fell down, and then saw a ball of light!
Under the ground is a huge karst cave, and directly in front of it, a huge group of light with five colors of brilliance is floating in the center of this huge karst cave.
A white tiger, a blue dragon, a red firebird, and a black dragon-headed tortoise, these phantoms of animals about several meters in size surround this huge light group.
On the outermost surface of the five-color light group, there are eight simple characters, which is an indescribably wonderful scene.
"Did you see it? My brother's body..."
"Hold the four images, five elements and eight trigrams, become the innate sage, the person who is closest to the supreme and highest realm of the inner universe, the title of the Central Wutu Houde Renhuang..."
"Human Emperor... the body of Fuxi!"
Nuwa said excitedly.
Zhou Du took a look, and the four beasts suddenly turned around, stared at Zhou Du, and roared.
Zhou Du stretched out his hand, "Try again, believe it or not, I'll beat you to death!"
"What is your rivalry with a dead thing?"
Nuwa said speechlessly, "This is the spontaneous reaction of my brother's body."
Zhou Du nodded, dead thing!
Dead things are good!
Dead objects can be included in the system space!
He walked towards the body of the emperor, the light of the five elements and eight trigrams flickered, as if he wanted to stop Zhou Du.
Nuwa was startled, "What do you want to do?"
Zhou Du stretched out his hand, blocked the light of the Human Sovereign's body, and pressed it on the Human Sovereign's body!
brush!
The body of the emperor disappeared.
Nuwa: "..."
"What did you do to my brother?"
Nuwa shouted excitedly, "Give it back to me!"
"I told you, I'll take it out to Pei Jiao."
Zhou Du said with a smile, "You send me out of Tongtian Tower!"
"Oh, yes, you can also leave Tongtian Tower!"
"You don't need the layout anymore, after all, I'm here to tear up the script."
Zhou Du rubbed his nose, "I'll kill Dark Gaia."
Nuwa: "..."
"You don't even know how strong Dark Gaia is!"
Nuwa was a little mad, "Although Dark Gaia is only equivalent to an emperor-level saint now, it has the consciousness of heaven!"
"You guys don't understand!"
Zhou Du smiled, "The dark Gaia you are talking about is not the current dark Gaia at all!"
"You know, fate is an author!"
"And the current Dark Gaia is no longer the Dark Gaia it used to be, it's the sacrificer!"
Zhou Du stared at Nuwa, "Before I came, someone had already torn up the script, do you understand?"
Nuwa: "???"
"I suspect that the so-called hand of God has completely changed!"
"Fuxi wants to use the saint power of Sanqing, Nuwa, you and others, as well as the Tongtian Tower, to involve the Trinity, to achieve the inner universe..."
"But, do you think Sanqing is still Sanqing now?"
There was a faint smile on the corner of Zhou Du's mouth, "If you don't send me out, I'll call out by myself!"
Nuwa frowned, she heard too much information from Zhou Du's words.
However, she still didn't quite understand.
Has the author's intentions changed?
"Okay, I'll take you out!"
Nuwa decided to calm down, anyway, Zhou Du took away the Emperor's body, and she couldn't get it back.
Therefore, she would rather go out with Zhou Du to see what happened.
Nuwa no longer hesitated, stretched out her hand and pointed forward, and suddenly, everything turned around.
Zhou Du: "..."
System, shield the pain!
This stepping horse is exactly the same as the teleportation of the main god!
It hurts me too!
(End of this chapter)
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