Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 11 Can You Come Back After Ascension?

"You are awesome!"

Zhou Du gave a thumbs up.

In this way, there is no problem at all to challenge Murong Fu and Jiumozhi.

100% win.

"Murong old thief, accept your life!"

Taking advantage of Zhou Du's distraction, Xiao Yuanshan slapped Murong Bo again.

Zhou Du hastily swung his palm back, blocking Xiao Yuanshan's palm force.

"I said, wait a minute..."

Zhou Du didn't finish his sentence, he turned his head to look at Murong Bo in confusion.

Are you sneak attacking?
I was blocking Xiao Yuanshan for you, why did you sneak attack me?
The old man is more than 150 years old, you, a young man in his teens, came to cheat and attack me, an old man?
"Fuck Nima!"

"Five whips in a row!"

Zhou Du turned around, grabbed Murong Bo's collar, and swung his right hand straight up.

Murong Bo was directly stunned, and a mouthful of blood spurted out.

Zhou Du kicked Murong Bo's chest and kicked him out.

He spat out a mouthful of blood, then lost his breath.

Zhou Du: "Dead?"

Fuck, then my task...

"Ding, the host has completed the task of challenging Murong Bo, reward the host Tianshan Zhemei!"

The system's voice sounded, "Don't pay too much attention to the host."

"good for everyone."

"Challenge, isn't the challenge completed if you kill it?"

The nonsense system said.

Zhou Du gave a thumbs up, my system is really awesome.

Those systems that obliterate the host at every turn are really weak.

A system that fixes bugs when they are found is too useless.

Look at my home system, it took the initiative to let me get stuck with bugs, and even offered to help me find a reason.

System, awesome!
Yyds!

Xiao Yuanshan and Xiao Feng: "..."

Senior, what about our revenge?

Why did you beat him to death?
Murong Fu looked at Murong Bo in bewilderment.

Why is this guy so familiar?

I seem to have seen it somewhere...

"Master, please tell me where Wu Yazi is?"

Li Qiushui shouted, "I'm going to find Wu Yazi."

"Put your affairs aside."

Zhou Du snorted softly, "I'll do my own business first."-
Zhou Du ran up to Jiumozhi and smiled calmly, "Jumozhi, I challenge you!"

Everyone: "..."

Is there something wrong with this product?
Jiumozhi's face twitched twice, and then he put his palms together, "Fame and benefits are like floating clouds to me."

"Old benefactor, the poor monk lost!"

Jiumozhi said calmly, "There is no bodhi tree, so where can the dust be gathered?"

His precious appearance is solemn, and his fully enlightened face is shining with the light of Buddha.

Zhou Du scratched his head, this Jiumozhi...

Is his character designed to be completely enlightened after his martial arts are abolished, or... After his martial arts are abolished, he has already been persuaded?

"Ding, congratulations to the host for defeating Jiumozhi, and reward Tianshan Liuyang Palm!"

The system spoke again.

Zhou Du turned his head to look at Murong Fu, and grinned, "I challenge..."

"I lost!"

Murong Fu shouted directly, "Senior, I lost!"

Zhou Du: "..."

Coward, at least let me finish my sentence!

"Ding, congratulations to the host for defeating Murong Fu, and reward the life and death talisman."

The system said again.

Zhou Du smiled, it was finally over.

Xiao Yuanshan is the only one left!
Zhou Du walked around and looked at Xiao Yuanshan, "Will you fight?"

Xiao Yuanshan thought back to facing Zhou Du's palm, his blood boiled, and he shook his head frantically, "No fight!"

"No fight!"

Zhou Du quacked with a smile, and grabbed Xiao Yuanshan with a move of Tianshan Zhemei.

Xiao Yuanshan hastily stretched out his hand to resist, then took three steps back, "Senior, I'm defeated!"

Everyone was speechless.

Is this Xiaoyaozi mentally ill?
When I went to Shaolin, I was fine, why do I challenge people now?

Xiao Feng recalled that Senior Xiaoyaozi also challenged me...

He is good at cooking and loves to play!

"Ding, congratulations to the host for defeating Xiao Yuanshan and obtaining the Beiming Divine Art!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for completing all the tasks, reward the little Wuxiang Gong!"

The system spoke again.

Zhou Du nodded slightly, I am invincible!
Whoever refuses to accept it, come out and practice with me.

"Ding, host, the mission of this world is completed..."

"Are you still walking around here?"

The nonsense system asked.

Zhou Du pondered slightly, "Can I hook up with a little sister and take her away?"

"You're thinking about farts!" the nonsense system said directly.

Zhou Du: "..."

Damn, when people enter the heavens, they all open a harem, so I can't even hook up with a little sister?

"Then leave?"

Zhou Du asked cautiously, "Can't you really hook up with the little sister?"

"Ding, the host don't want to fart." The system snorted softly.

Zhou Du leisurely sighed.

"Let's go then..."

Zhou Du rolled his eyes, "I still want to be invincible, so hook up with Wang Yuyan."

"Ding, the world of Tianlong Babu, the mission has been successfully completed."

"Host, go!"

"Finally, pretend to be tough for you."

The system said nonsense.

boom!
Suddenly, above the sky, a white light descended from the sky, covering Zhou Du.

Zhou Du's figure flew into the sky accompanied by white light.

Everyone suddenly turned pale with horror.

This is……

Soaring by day?
"Master!"

"What are you going to do?"

"You are really going to become a fairy, are you going to ascend?"

Li Qiushui shouted, "Don't go!"

Li Qiushui staggered to catch up, and reached out to grab the white light in the sky, "You stay here!"

Zhou Du burst into tears.

Unexpectedly, there is another apprentice who really treats me well.

"Even if you don't stay, tell me where Wu Yazi is first!"

"You can't break your promise!"

Li Qiushui roared frantically.

Zhou Du: Er...

Feelings are still wrong.

"At Leigu Mountain!"

Zhou Du shouted, and then disappeared without a trace.

Li Qiushui took a deep breath, and then shed a tear.

Master, he ascended in the daytime.

He really became a fairy!

Everyone looked at each other in dismay, Xiaoyaozi became a fairy?

Suddenly, with a whoosh, a white light flashed.

Zhou Du appeared in front of everyone again.

Everyone: "???"

Didn't you ascend?
Why did you jump back all of a sudden?

"Ahem, cough, I forgot something!"

Zhou Du was also speechless.

This system is awesome.

After he was gone, he suddenly mentioned to the system that Xiao Yuanshan's matter had not been dealt with yet.

Although Xiao Yuanshan was justifiable, he killed many innocent people.

For example, Qiao Sanhuai and his wife.

Therefore, the matter of Xiao Yuanshan also needs to be dealt with.

Then the system said, OK!
So, he came back again.

"It's nothing, halfway through the ascension, I suddenly remembered that there is still something to deal with!"

Zhou Du looked at Xiao Yuanshan with a smile, "Abandon your martial arts!"

Xiao Yuanshan: Huh?

Why?

"Don't worry, I'll handle it!"

The floor-sweeping monk put his hands together and said, "Xiaoyaozi, hurry up and ascend."

"Perhaps I can understand your ascension, and I can also understand something."

The sweeping monk said, "I will go to the fairy world to find you!"

Zhou Du: "..."

Do you still want to ascend?
Sweeping monk, be pragmatic and don't be too ambitious.

Just obediently wait until the end of your life.

"I don't worry if you handle it!"

Zhou Du said something, and then another white light flashed.

Zhou Du disappeared again.

Everyone: "..."

Why do I always feel that this ascension is a bit of a joke?

Can you come back after ascending?
(Tianlong’s ending was a bit sloppy... mainly due to the sun, it’s so uncomfortable! Who said it’s similar to a cold? This damn is so painful ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!)
(End of this chapter)